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<toe2toe> what would happen is you were MEANT to type
"prosecution is pressing for maximum sentencing on the count
of vehicular manslaughter"....but ACTUALLY typed "the judge
licks penis"
<Jade_Vixen> If i was a legal secretay, this might all be a
problem...
<toe2toe> thats a pretty big if
<toe2toe> perhaps you and your IF would like to come back to
my place one day
<toe2toe> and i can show you my big "perhaps"
<Jade_Vixen> I can't spell for crap tonight... :P
* Jade_Vixen rolls her eyes
<Spizzer> ROFL toe2toe ur such a clown
<toe2toe> im crying on the inside.

<mritche> Hmmm.. what to do at a school when virtually nobody
else is there and I have 7 P4s to play with on a fat pipe
<ess-vid> 7 screen streaming porn?
<sean> lmao

<voltstfu> :(
<voltstfu> you suck :(
<voltstfu> i hope you have a hernia that spills into your
testicle sack
<voltstfu> and then when they operate
<voltstfu> and resituate the intestinal tract behind a screen
of iron mesh in your abdomen
<voltstfu> ...
<voltstfu> fuck it, i think the hernia is bad enough

<LucyFerr> ok..im blind apparently..wher the hell is brittneys
nipple in that
pic
<LucyFerr> is this one of those "Pin the nipple on the whore"
games?

<Spike> I had a cook at my job ask if I wanted to go out for a
beer and a bong hit today.
<Spike> I should have known to just say no when a 40 year old
man who was in jail for a year says to me (age 19) "Hey, what
are you doing tonight?"

<Knighted> ewwww... something left some kind of web on my
westworld dvd

<Mak0> i am a pr0nstar
<vocalizedWHORE> Mak0, is that you on goatse?

<NC> So you're a family full of Meekos?
<NC> That's.. scary.
<Meeko> NC: *nods* Every end in our gene pool is the deep end.
<Meeko> In fact, any less chlorine and we'd all be drowning in
our own pee.

< Maiden945> oh that reminds me, i got told a story about
Jerub on the weekend :)
< dawnstar> it's probably true
< Maiden945> i was told about the time Jerub did a burnout (or
tried to :P) out of a ex-gf's street while they were dating
lol
< zero> he must have pedalled like crazy for that

<Zygo> if you're not finding errors, you're not looking hard
enough
<lazy_bum> Is this some kind of woman motto?

<Tian> Insulting Ohio is like making fun of the retarded kid
at school

<debutante> thanks orion you fucking piece of cow shit
<orion> oo cow shit
<orion> ouchers
<orion> i used to step in cow patties as a child
<orion> bare foot
<orion> and let the shit ooze between my toes
<orion> it felt wild
<orion> my dad taught me that.

<Krogzar> !8ball may i kick you?
<SDs8ball> Krogzar : YES IN DUE TIME
*** SDs8ball was kicked by P ((Krogzar) ta time is due)

<Tuxishimo> The old bus station toilets were closed down
because people were wiping shit on the toilet paper.
<Tuxishimo> Then throwing it at the wall.
<GM-Mark> ew..
<GM-Mark> why would they do that?
<Tuxishimo> Fun?
<GM-Mark> is that customary in Britain?
<Tuxishimo> Yes. It's part of immigration too.
<Tuxishimo> You stand there.
<Tuxishimo> And have shit thrown at you.

<SiZZuRp> bend over and spell run

<Despondent> Got a problem with it? speak to /dev/null
<Tricks> wtf is /dev/null
<Despondent> I don't know, what is it?
<Tricks> i think u do mate
<Tricks> and thats probably the sad thing

< enclaved> apple has apparently made up for its stupid
miniipod
< hangman> what'd it do?
< enclaved> superbowl ads featuring people the riaa sued
< enclaved> its pepsis ad for the free songs
< enclaved> but, apple makes it posssible.
< RageFury> enclaved: So it's gonna pan the camera around
everyone in
the stadium?
< enclaved> heh
< enclaved> they didn't sue that many people...
< RageFury> WELL, Too bad that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers didn't
get
into the superbowl, or else they can pan the
camera around
the team and accuse them of being...pirates.

<Cody> Sign #2 for me to worry about filling out my selective
Service Agreement: The City that they mailed from is called
"Palpatine"
<Cody> General> If only you knew the power!
<Cody> Me> I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU!
<Huntress> LOL
<Cody> General> So be it.... traitor... *Zaps Cody with Tazer*

<Compute> man I'm going insane here..I hope katie decides not
to go clubbing tomorrow night :|
<Mercster> com: so lay down the law and tell her not to go.
<Compute> merc:  I don't think she'd pay any attention ;)
* Mercster hands compute the pants.

<Fat-Burrick> icq is a sentient being that wants to take over
the world by pissing me off

<SecrtAgnt> manual labor isn't my gig
<SecrtAgnt> i work with my mind...not my hands.
<SecrtAgnt> other then masturbation...but my mind is hard at
work too

<K|dDO> LANSTORM is on same date as YemLAN
<Rex-Gone> U know ur a geek when...   u have 2 LANs
conflicting on 1 date :P

<Ev> wow my roommates and i are so lazy, instead of gettting
up and going to the other's room to say good night we IM each
other good night that;s the Epitome of digital dependence

<J-Rock> Thought For The Day: rm -rf customers.
<Zulu> possibilities.
<rob`> bitchslap-over-IP.  Yes.

<Arkrite> Are you just going to rip off every TV show for the
rest of the night? I mean, because I do have other things to
do.
<Sinclair-> masterbation does not count as something to do :P
* @Death-Blade notes the amount of masterbation comments has
grown 10x since everyone started on bash.org
<Sinclair-> i know
<Sinclair-> i dont even wank, and it's like all you see
anymore on bash
<@Death-Blade> arky: go there
<Sinclair-> ah man
<Sinclair-> i just opened up my ass crack for an ass raping
didnt i?
<@Death-Blade> you the goatse.cx guy?
<Sinclair-> ewww!
<Sinclair-> i went there wondering wtf they were talking about
<Sinclair-> FUCK
<@Death-Blade> lol
<Arkrite> Okay, that's just destrubing beyond all belief.
<Sinclair-> that and i went to google to learn what bukkake
<Sinclair-> is
<@Death-Blade> lol
<Sinclair-> not
<Sinclair-> cool
<@Death-Blade> <wombat> Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy
and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy
all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser
<Yodakirata> lol
<Sinclair-> SHUT UP!
<Sinclair-> I NEVER WANT TO SEE IMAGES IN MY HEAD LIKE THAT
AGAIN!!!
* Sinclair- types /clear

<delta> *.na is only 2.500 $USD
<goat> WTF
<goat> they charge 2500 for a fuckin namibia tld?
<goat> no wonder they're all starving

<Udeth> my mother came in and demanded that I'd move shit off
my floor, so she could wash my room tomorrow, because it
smells rotten in here.
<Udeth> i can't smell shit.
<ToRMeNTeD> well if theres shit on the floor no wonder it
smells rotten

<cryme> that would own
<cryme> to jack off of the empire state
<cryme> and see who gets killed by your cumshot

<werxxx> ok..
<werxxx> lemme put it like this
<werxxx> how to make my script check dns of a given domain
<xterm> werxxx: google should be able to help you out.
<werxxx> google?
<werxxx> so i'll need to configure my script to parse google
query result?

<sh`> hmmm i wonder if i can burn at 52x now
<sh`> time to add to my pile of hardware sitting in/on the
case
<sh`> brb
* sh` has quit IRC
<xyonz> he needs a girlfriend or something

<ally> i wonder what postage of a live animal would be to
washington >.>
<rcg> illegal?

01:52PM <s7ank> i got a mailbox today!
<s7ank> there was a magnet avertising quicken in it!
<s7ank> it has my name on it! the mailbox i mean! not the
magnet,
that'd be silly.
<ShaneBe> not with the power of TODAYS direct marketing!

Celeron-Master: Is it a bad sign when you call graphiti spam?

<Dilbert> Whats the best material to use to wrap marijuana?
<[LPK]Serj> Saran Wrap
<Dilbert> k thx.
Quits: Dilbert ([email protected])
(Quit:)

<tenk> I added a turbo kit to my penis to increase my wrist
torque and overall sack horsepower

<shok> what is the average life expectancy of a Saddam look
alike ?

<Ti`lana> I saw in front of a church a sign that said "Jesus
loves children!" and thought "Yeah, so does his priests. 
*smirk*"

* jitspoe had forgotten how time consuming modeling is
<spdif> keep your clothes on jit. no matter how much money
they offer you

<APE_> warezing is like wanking, everyone does it but u dont
talk about it

<Eiko> CyberSitter: The Virus you can BUY!

<rottle> i am going to write a program that clears the window
clipboard about 15 seconds after you set it. because pasting
large chunks of incriminating text into irc sucks.... not only
are you laughed at but also kick/banned

<dash> HEY BITCH WHERE'S MY SANDWICH
* MogOfGlory unzips his pants
<dash> mmm reuben

<Grim> You know you've been spending too much time around
computers when:
<Grim> You take a sip of your coffee, find out it's cold, and
try to remember if you have a backup ):

*** mad-splat ([email protected]) has
joined #programming
<mad-splat> @find *turbo*c++*
<mad-splat> @find *codewarrior*
<dos622> @find you*being*banned
*** mad-splat ([email protected]) has left
#programming

<lawnhorn> i am a tool
<lawnhorn> i fix therefore i am

(united_as_one): what would happen if i installed linux on
windows

<sortof> look, if i move mirc around real fast, its like a
lightshow

<D> the #amish dont believe in pr0n
<D> :P
<D> well, they do
<D> but it's all ankle-flashing to them

<SNAILS>  I HAVE:LAPPTOP,COMPIUTERS,CELL   I NO
HAVE:CAPSLOCKKEY

<Dilbert|AFK> lyi thte th is c im gay he talked the way i was
thinking
<Dilbert|AFK> logl
<_404NotFound> wtf are you talking about dilberto?
<Dr_Pedantic> uh..... I think hes saying hes gay
<MrSiggler> That's what I got outta that too.
<_404NotFound> Yeah, me three... but I was making sure

<Jedi_Vader20> anyone know where I can find some goo pr0n?
<PuffinFreshWog> have you tried the internet?
<Jedi_Vader20> whoops

* LuftHans repeats himself, but it's all verizon's fault :)
(FuckVrzn) Anyway, llama, as I was about to say before Verizon
fucked me without so much as the hint of a kiss, . . .

<Shosuro> and you'd think if some people are going to give
money as a present
<Shosuro> (now, I'm not trying to sound ungrateful)
<Shosuro> but they could at least keep it inline with
inflation
<Shosuro> instead of giving the same ammount for the last 10
years
<Shosuro> I mean, I know I could of bought a house with it
back in "the day", but this wouldn't get me a bar of chocolate

<+Arminas> ffs, i fucking hate auto get sometimes, why ppl
feel the need to send me gay porn other stupid shit is beyond
me
<+Arminas> it might of been funny like 4months ago but now it
pisses me off cause when i host ftp's i share my dcc directory
get ppl like "i didn't know you were gay?"

_absent_- is this in the land of delayed puberty or something?

<Radien> I give up. The PSO server is repremanding me like an
angry Jewish mother-in-law played by Mike Meyers.

<PinkLady> Seen pussygirl pop in and out, but never speak.
<PinkLady> Man, that didn't sound right at all.
<Shiffer-Brains> I think you had her confused with dickman

<Locke> I went on an exciting box and pie adventure.   <Locke>
It wasn't nearly as sexual as it sounds.

<bri> 12
<bri> er
<bri> 22
<napalm_> sweet...
<napalm_> oh
<bri> either way
<napalm_> darn thought someone I might be able to score.
<napalm_> lol
<bri> im not gonna ask
<napalm_> I always keep lollipops on me.

<@mewse> man i had this new jacket for like 3 days before i
got puke on it
<@mewse> that must be some sort of record

<GreenEyes> gawd i hate it when i'm mid sneeze and it just
disappears!
<GreenEyes> it's like almost cumming heheh
<DJUrsus> Does GE have blue sinuses?

<Bomberman> yay. it's rotten.com  the site that continues to
single handedly destroy my faith in humanity

<Aurican> i remember when GavJCD tried to nuke me...word nuke
in a private msg....he eventually flooded himself off

<scott> you know I wish there was a -violent flag, so you
could have some spectacular way of erasing a package you
really hate
<Munger> scott: fdisk
<scott> because Id install nano every day just so I could do a
: emergeu nmerge -violent nano
<scott> you know, something with explosions

<Malicious> This NEC machine they're advertising... a 300 mhz
P2 with 32 megs SDRAM and a 4.3 gig IDE harddrive
<Kythorn> thats like the same as a ferrari with no seats and a
v2
<Malicious> Kyth: One that has a tendancy to overheat, mind
you *P

<demonrest> anyone know of a site that would be good to find
out if there is a .net activation bypass?
<Jaykul> demonrest?
<Jaykul> you're not asking for warez HERE, are you?
<Daemon> he already got the warez
<Daemon> he needs the crack

*** WiLD`stripped is now known as WiLD2`dummphuck
<Swarthy_Foreskin> wild, how was the stripping
<WiLD2`dummphuck> didn't get to it
<WiLD2`dummphuck> Nicole called
<Swarthy_Foreskin> bah
<Swarthy_Foreskin> damn women
<Swarthy_Foreskin> keep getting in the way of you getting your
pants off
<Catalyst88> and theirs
<Swarthy_Foreskin> yeah

<Al> Cooties is God's way of punishing straights

<Hugo> BRB.. Grilling some butterflies.