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<jbou> I live in the liberal state of MA, and we can
drinkalcohol, and penetrate naked women at the same time
<YCDK> Drink alcohol, penetrate naked women... #insert
"kennedy_joke.h"

<`michael> where's snow
<var> dunno mike
<var> jerking off to japanese scat while listening to horrid
ddr music
<var> is my best guess

<tokumei> green tea incense yo
<tokumei> and no pot for me today
<PFunk> Trying to quit?
<JeffreyAtW> Ooh, Toku's turning Republican and lying about
his heavy drug use instead of admitting it

( @drdink ) philb: I bought an IRC server on ebay today
( @drdink ) philb: it is going to cost like $100 to ship it
( philb ) drdink, do you have the crane ready to lower it into
position?
( @drdink ) it has wheels
( philb ) ahh, that's not so bad then. What will they think of
next? I suppose the new 0.9 micron technology has allowed
miniaturisation...
( Vulcan ) You really are stupid arent you?

<SkeleFoDoh> this bot sucks ass
<tony|werk> i wish it did

<Gentletouch> Adonai...one day you'lllearn...there are Much
better things in life to lick then carpet ;D
<Adonai> yeah, like studying a grammar book

[+Sirex]: ...busy moving from gentoo to debian :)
[{Ogre}Si|verwire]: gentoo, debian? eh? where do u live then

<WTM2K> Sub: ========( )
<WTM2K> Here's a spoon...
<WTM2K> now EAT MY ASS.

<tiocsti> ugh
<tiocsti> i twisted my ankle on my way home
<tiocsti> and i turned down a ride home from some hot girl on
like a boxster
<tiocsti> hmm maybe i shouldnt have set shredder to 10 mins
per move when it analyzed a 90 move game
<tiocsti> 15 hrs
<tiocsti> its like half done i guess
<subcube> what?????

<point> whats the dos command to format?

<GaiKaiyzer> Eminem is getting his own movie.,
<Grue> I'm surprised he doesn't have his own breakfast cereal.
<Grue> "White Rapper O's" or something.

<Riz> if Ron Jeremy dies I'm gonna put in a request for a
"organ" donation

<UncleJed> LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Drop the
<UncleJed> Chihuahua!
<UncleJed> In a surprise announcement Tuesday,
<UncleJed> Taco Bell Corp. said it has decided to
<UncleJed> replace its top executive and the
<UncleJed> advertising agency that introduced the
<UncleJed> chalupa-loving talking pup in
<UncleJed> commercials.
<_duncan> the dog found new employment as taco meat sources
reported

* lastgrrl silently chuckles very loud

* Erve remembers a certain bi person saying WhiteyFord was teh
goods
<Rik> was he a kitchen storage product?
<WhiteyFord> no, it was Revenge's wife
<DDsD_EsaY> *chuckle*
<DDsD_EsaY> you sex up Revenges wife?
<WhiteyFord> id hit it
<DDsD_EsaY> but you didnt.. why?
<WhiteyFord> Revenge

<{ReNeGaDe}>  ok why is no one writin back to me; what do i
got no fingers to type with and im just imaginin writin all
this?

<NOCKY> OMFG
<NOCKY> I JUST WENT TO GET THINGI PRINTED OUT
<NOCKY> AT THE COLOR PRINTER
<NOCKY> AND SOMEONE ELSE PRINTED
<NOCKY> A CHUCK E CHEESE COUPON
<NOCKY> AND BETTER YET IT WAS ALL PIXELLATED AND SHITTLY
LOOKING
<wolfwork> astounding

<@`Aiden`> Magic isn't commonplace in ours like in most.
<MikeyPain> oooooo
<@`Aiden`> Which means people actually have to rely on wits
and ability.. instead of just throwing a fireball.
<Jillian> So you won't see fireballs coming out of someone's
weener.
<@`Aiden`> ...
<@`Aiden`> ¬_¬
<Jillian> Unless they have a really bad case of clamydia.

<teefers> im khaleds rat
<teefers> he pays me $20 an hour to log anything anyone says
about him on undernet
<teefers> then i send it to him
<teefers> and he winnukes people
<vulture_> teefers: then log this: Khaled, your programming
ineptitude must be the envy of every Microsoft programmer. not
to mention, I hate you.
* teefers sends that shit to khaled and watches alex get
winnuked h0 h0 h0
* vulture_ nearly injures himself watching tcpdump output...
<vulture_> :P
<Untitled2> ha!
<Untitled2> I wish I were leet enough to interpret tcpdump raw
output real time
<vulture_> ever consider filtering it so you don't have to?
<vulture_> :P
<Untitled2> what would the fun in that be
<vulture_> being able to laugh at someone's winnuke attempts?
<Untitled2> There's an idea
<Untitled2> and have it log to syslog "silly nuke attempt from
x.x.x.x
<vulture_> "initiating automatic retaliatory smurf..."

<Doser> ill kick the shit out of him in an email if i dont get
it in 5days

<mspencer> but when people say it's impossible to travel
faster than light, they're probably right.  Some extremely
interesting and surprising things would have to happen before
that could be wrong.
<Wataru> mspencer: like my getting laid?
<Biggy> EXACTALY
<Biggy> IMPROBABLE, BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE. JUST VERY CLOSE.

[ +Syphon ] what linux editor should i use to open a .dat
file?
[ +Da_BuzZ ] notepad?

<Whooey> females jeans pockets are TINY
<Whooey> TTIIIIIIIIIINY
<Natasha> yes, they are
<amit> Whooey: females have a big flesh pocket to compensate

<SteveCase> what does one do here?
<hunnybun> jerk off to girls gone wild infomercials

<logicalentity>
0111100101101111011101010010000001100001011011000110110000100000011100110110110101100101011011000110110000000000
<SquallStrife> unmoo! you all smell
<SquallStrife> logicalentity: thats low, insulting people through binary
<SquallStrife> i mean its low. literally, its low level :P

* FreeFrag finds it strange that as hardware gets older, your
respect for it lessens.
<milenko> FreeFrag: same with wives

MattDavis: i have to re-do an application because i misspelled
"republic", leaving out the L
MattDavis: no joke, it says repubic 
MattDavis: no spellcheck when you write by hand
MattDavis: that's what i get for masturbating while doing grad
school apps

<GaPSk8t3r> if i was drafted for war, id use every fucking cfg
hack and aimbot out there.....i doubt iraq has wwcl

<yuu_> Am I lagged?
<el_wado> hard to tell, maybe you're just slow
<yuu_> feh
<el_wado> try responding to this: are you gay?
<yuu_> are you not funny?
<yuu_> how about just pinging me.. that would be simple
<el_wado> hmmm your delay could be interpreted as lag or
underlying homosexual tendencies
-> [yuu_] PING
[yuu_ PING reply]: 1sec
<el_wado> 1 second - I suggest blatent homosexual

<lux> !8ball is dickdug a f4g?
<noodles> lux, You wish.

<BucWork> dude; 2pac isn't dead
<BucWork> he is in Europe
<BucWork> my dad works for the fbi

<plot> like they think somethings wrong with being gay
<plot> so they join the preisthood to try to combat it
<plot> but give into their urges anyways
<plot> and their urges end up all over the face of a 12 year
old alterboy

<Saiy> Got a job yet Mr Blazey?
<BigGeorgieB> He's on irc. guess. :

beachbub hi
beachbub does anyone know if u can turn any image into a html
code?
BoB_JonEz no u cant
BoB_JonEz well you could i suppose
BoB_JonEz if you made a table of 1x1 cells and set each colour
individually
beachbub lol i have no idea wot dat means but thanx anyway
beachbub thanx 4 da help bye

<Blue> yeah, a copy of it was found in a desert
<Blue> the guy turned it into the newspaper or something
instead of doing the right thing
<Blue> which of course is ebaying it

<Fred> isnt bitchx mirc?

<visi-work> I could feed a hundred hungry walruses with $10 at
taco bell

<InVerse> Christ, I went to GameFAQs and didn't look at the
poll question and was thoroughly confused when the first
answer was Under 13"

<@prozac420> Things Not to Say During Sex: I was so horny
tonight I would have taken a duck home!

<st1gg0r> they might roll back
<DooMStalK> (12:19:03 AM): Are you making some overt comment
about my former occupation?
<st1gg0r> possibly
<DooMStalK> Well then I'm overtly telling you to eat dick

<]KOARP[-Gawd-[Aa]> you know your in too many channels when a
name change causes a   (..quit..) Cyp|TFC
[[email protected]] (Excess Flood)

<Vhata> #linux is one of those...
<Vhata> things
<Vhata> what do you call a project that is no longer being
maintained?
<Nimnod> a failure.
<Vhata> heh

<Nermal> the only way I could secure windows was by putting
bars over my monitor

<fejed> heh
<fejed> man
<fejed> I was soo about to smack some fuck over the head on
the train.
<fejed> there was this guy, he said he was a hacker
<fejed> and like
<fejed> quoting him
<fejed> "dude, to get into a computer, you can guess a
password, which is like a 5 in 1000000 chance, but what I do
is guess the backdoor"
<fejed> he said alot more shit but got off before I could get
to him
<fejed> and on the bus
<fejed> there was this retard
<fejed> saying he was a hacker
<fejed> and a nun goes to him "do you use email?"
<fejed> he says "errr, ddd yy yes.. out l ll llook express"
<fejed> then "hey, i have a jj j jjoke"
<fejed> "what does 'www' mean?"
<fejed> "ww w world wide wait!"
<fejed> I'm like "shut the fuck up you stupid fuck" and he
started crying.
<fejed> the bus driver pulled the bus over
<fejed> got up and asked me to get off
<fejed> I was all hyped up from the fucks on the train.

=== Action: eltawater RAGES at easynet
<eltawater> HOW DARE YOU DOUBLE DEBIT MY ACCOUNT, THEREBY
SENDING ME 250 QUID INTO THE RED, AND THEN HAVE THE BALLS TO
GIVE ME A COURTESY CALL ASKING ME WHETHER I AM GOING TO RENEW
MY CONTRACT
<MetalJoe> problem?
<eltawater> you could say that
<MetalJoe> heh
<eltawater> it's a good thing I've got my credit card now,
otherwise I wouldn't be able to pay for anything
<genie_> damn those irc subscription fees

<Lewda> no oral pleasure for JOO
<RB> ..
<RB> I do not understand
<Philgone> oh dear
* Philgone motions leeda to the private window

<antijon> So, what does everyone think of a web server written
in Java?
<d-aliegri> slow?

<@Shadur> MeLearnin: Go away and die.
* MeLearnin :(
<@Shadur> s/MeLearnin/Meaz
< MeLearnin> s/:(/:)/g

<Jaz> every playboy playmate 1955-2002
<chrissy> in your house? shit! that's a lot of boobies!
<Jaz> hehe
<Asmodeus> yeah, but they're models, 5 ice cubes and a roll of
toilet paper and you can feed the lot of them for a day

* uoyem ([email protected]) Quit ([BX]
Just do it like Nike... BEEATCH!)
<cjwc> irony?

<Fishmonkey> its called "You're a Fucking Geek" dating service
* Fishmonkey was kicked by Cyber_Akuma (You have been kicked
by the STFU op insult detector)

<helminthes> does anyone else ever notice when you're sex0ring
a fat chic it seems like a good idea at the time, but when
your done you feel an overwhelming emptiness?
<helminthes> no one?
<hakan> ...
<helminthes> :p

<sarahlee> got hooked on those stupid video chatrooms
<deepcut> the kind where you see old guys jacking off into a
sock and stuff ? :\

<Admrlcrow> what are some good switches for extracting a rar
archives on a linux box, i'm using unrar-3.1.3
<pairo> Admrlcrow: -RTFM

<bytraper> what network does kazaa run on?
<OpsuPup> the internet

<firebone> btw my fav jpop group is Goa Tse Ceex

<psyk0mantis> ick . . . gotta reload windows ME on a comp i'm
fixing
<psyk0mantis> i'd rather jump into a bowl of tacks from a
diving board

<blueroo> Seattle FD has a real time 911 dispatch log online
<blueroo> that's pretty cool
<ircsloth> I bet where I live the log would be like 2
<ircsloth> ours would be like "2:12am Cow on road again"
<ircsloth> "2:30am Drunk guy passed out in middle of road"

<dan-o2> fuck my mirror is messy
<KGB_ate_my_bread> maybe if you didn't jack off to yourself..

<Eticam> OMG!
<Eticam> There's a mosquito the size of a monkey here!
<Eticam> and it's eating my leg!

<Speed3D> FUCKING HELL...its bad enough that Im struggling at
drawing, but now there's some neighbours partaking in some
fucking aweful karaoke!
<wsmp|phrack> D:
<wsmp|phrack> want me to take them out?
<Speed3D> how?
<wsmp|phrack> well
<wsmp|phrack> Ill turn up
<wsmp|phrack> and take them to dinner
<wsmp|phrack> on my bmx
<wsmp|phrack> take them out to some russian restuarant
<Speed3D> not quite what I had in mind
<Speed3D> I was thinking more along the lines of Death from
1001 papercuts
<wsmp|phrack> hmmm
<Speed3D> with the use of iodine
<wsmp|phrack> I think I could arrange a beating to death witha
teaspoon
<wsmp|phrack> but paper cuts are hard :(

<Nikita> we got like a foot of snow today
<Nikita> it sucked
--> stef ([email protected]) has joined #lameindustries
--- LameServ gives channel half-operator status to stef
<Nikita> i shoveled the driveway and the stairs
<Iced_Eyes> hehe
<Iced_Eyes> i only got about 4 and 1/2 inches
<stef> argh! stupid dialup
<Rav3n> i remeber the good old days
<Rav3n> when i used to say that
<Rav3n> heh
<Nikita> stupid dialupt or only 4.5 inches?

<billf> if someone tried to pull a "surprise" prostate exam on
me, I'd get up and leave

<naner> has anybody made whoopie?
<naner> :|
<naner> does typing alot make your fingers stronger?
<naner> cause i really want to be good at atleast one thing in
bed

<gash> It's hard to find a potenial employer that will accept
resume's via dcc :)

<Thrash123> Yes, because they "reviewed the URLs and came to
the decision that my User ID was being used to view
pornographic material"
<Thrash123> So I'm getting accused of trying 243 times to
access porno :)
<Dank_Budz> they must have seen goatse.cx
<Thrash123> Yeah

<virt> i'm a musician. of course i hate HHC. you can't like it
unless you are a) a candy raver, b) a candy raver, c) a
candyraver, and possibly d) tone deaf and epileptic - and/or
german

<D-FENZ> anyone know how much you can overclock the 2500xp
before shit happnes
<Moonman> if u smell burning....then i'd slow down :P
<Malthius> sounds like sex really

(slippy): i find religous ladies pretty easy, once i convince
them i'm god