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*** CASH4GRLS has joined #toronto
<CASH4GRLS> Any Greedy Female College/Univ. Students in here
want me to completely pay their for tuition?

<ImotepReturns[WoA]> since this is a room full of whom i
suspect are adaults
<ImotepReturns[WoA]> whats the best advice everyone has?
<ImotepReturns[WoA]> in life that is
<Caedar[SOT]> Uh.... "Don't try and write good code at 4 in
the morning."
<Caedar[SOT]> ;)
<AnthraX101> Or, as it applies to IR: try and write good code.

<chewy> has anybody an idea where to get torrents of german
simpsons episodes?
<Whacko> germany

<Twitch> next halloween i should hand out SVCDs
<Twitch> i wonder if the cops would show up

<nullstar> i'm not criticizing, either.
<nullstar> well, i guess i am, but it's intended in a
constructive manner
<nullstar> which is the good cholesterol of criticism. :)

<DontHurt> do i want to be here? :x
<DontHurt> ^^;;
<hakootoko> nah, you wanna be out having wild sex
<Tirith> wild sex... like... beastiality?

<Marlean> At a concert for the homeless they gave the homeless
CD`s instead of food. Like they could ever listen to it...
* Marlean sighs

<Kasugai> Neu[Mann], so is C_Rdd working on a template, or
should I?
<Smerdyakov> Oh, yes, let's be careful not to DUPLICATE THE 10
MINUTES OF WORK
<Smerdyakov> That would RAPE THE UNIVERSE BY ITS VERY SEAMS OF
EXISTENCE

<Firien> damn girls
* iBaller will never understand them
<Firien> they drive you round the bend
<Firien> and then charge you for the petrol :P
<iBaller> XD

<jamesn> max: best become a sales guy
<jamesn> those jobs are easy to get
<jamesn> and you dont need skillz
<undrewb> heh
<MMouse> both. yeah i was thinking sales, but that's like a
last resort
<undrewb> but to get into sales, you need to be a superficial
wanker with no clue...
<undrewb> oh.. ok :)

<Kobe> http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ :: for all ur sex0ring
n33ds
<TMBomber> ow wheres the search by crime? u don't even get to
know what they are in for :P

<Al-Koholik> hm
<Al-Koholik> I have a taste for violence
<Al-Koholik> IE quake 3
<LuisX> Internet Explorer Quake 3?

dodee: yall need hobbies. =)
CreeeD: says IRC boy.

Nikki_afe > Russian biscuits are nice :)
Snaar_afe > Nikki: hm, i can't remember anything special about
them
Snaar_afe > Nikki: i'm not sure if there is such thing as
russian buscuits :-)
Snaar_afe > maybe it's just a rebranded dry dogfood :-,
oPless_afe > "russian biscuits" = potatos

<fate-> right, people here aren't running a charity
<fate-> it's one big mental maturbation session

(Mountain): i'am the mountain where u all ppl fight and fight
to climb on me
(AndyDev): breasts?

(slippy): it's appauling
(slippy): :/
(doggie^): like your spelling..

<DJDevil-San> i currently have no CDBurner/copier/etc....and
is it possible to download the drivers and stuff and my CD
drive becomes one?

<GiRLiE> hey it was funny the doc asked me if I have blood in
my urine
<GiRLiE> thought of u

<IRON> I have the match of Brithish Bulldog vs Own hart in
germany
<KrazyIvan> how'd you get so lucky?
<KrazyIvan> I've always wanted to download videos of men in
tight lycra pretending to slap each other

<daniel-> i still own .sh .ac
<daniel-> i can make .sh hostnames
(elend) make a nocuervoisnotgay.sh
(elend) cuervo.gets.women.only.because.he.has.some.ca.sh
<cuervo> gonna.kick.elends.a.sh
(elend) thats.not.very.nic.sh
<cuervo> you.suck.at.thi.sh (
(elend) with.my.cool.li.sh 
(elend) no.sh.it.sh

<Olpainless|ChoresNCrap> D3ad - once when jehovahs came here,
i told em we were from church of satan
<D3adlode> and what happened?
<Olpainless> They just went. Quickly

<Anton> my unhairy mates have better luck than me with women
<Spooky> shitty
<Spooky> I figure keep your spirits up and standards low

*** sonic_1 ([email protected]) has joined channel #perl
<sonic_1> can someone tell me whats wrong with this script?
<sonic_1> #!/usr/bin/perl
<sonic_1> for $x in 'ls --width=1';
<sonic_1> do 'mv $x ~$x/Mailbox;chown $x.mail ~$x/Mailbox';
<sonic_1> fi

<Gav> Freshly reinstalled computers are a bit like a pair of
new shoes - you're happy that you've finally got a new pair,
but they're awkward to use for a little while :-)

<Mr_Poppinfresh> If I were to judge my personal character
based solely on the people who don't like me, I'd be up for
fucking sainthood.
<Mr_Poppinfresh> That says something about me, doesn't it
anarch?
<LandSlide> Yeah Pop, it means the church is doomed :)

<InvisableMan> bra!
<s0berer> shit, is my bra showing?
<dz[tetrinet]> O.o
<chris> lol
* s0berer realizes there's no need for a bra, yet alone the
lack of wearing one....
<Rocker> i wear a bro
<Rocker> :P
<Rocker> (only people who used to watch seinfeld would get
that)
<dz[tetrinet]> you wear a black guy?
<dz[tetrinet]> O.o

<kung_fu_mike> its not a fast rmix when all you did was speed
up the bit rate
<kung_fu_mike> oh and degrade the quality

<Xpert887> youre gonna be a computer god one day and people
around the world will come to you with their problems
<onesidedzer0> then i'll give them bullshit explanations and
take their money
<Xpert887> ohh so youre gonna take after gateway?

<saunafrend> damn it, walmart doesnt advertise their shotguns
on their website.

<Yellow_Submarine> Children in the back seat cause accidents,
accidents in the back seat cause children
<a_passerby> lol
<DrBoris> lol

<qta> hi ircop can you help me?
* qta is away (AutoAway After 10Secs.)

<@Oedipus> Hoe chit.
<@Oedipus> Another winning porno idea.
<@Oedipus> "The Crying Game"
<@Oedipus> We get some poor dude to come and do it with some
chick.
<@Oedipus> When everything is getting all sexy and intimate
they get naked.
<@Oedipus> BAM!
<@Oedipus> Shemale willy!

[Belisaurus] you never know what your going to get like , A
sexy wooomaaan or a boated guy with a deformed willy and a
buckshot round in whats left of his head
[Belisaurus] its like playing russian rullette with your
erection

<ArhAngelos> how do i use the !list 
<ArhAngelos> what the fuck I do with these ip addresses

<anomaly> im talking to gf
<anomaly> lol
<darkzeratul1> gf?
<gOtHiC_fReAk`> lol
<darkzeratul1> u have a girl?
<anomaly> gothic freak
<darkzeratul1> hmm...should have figured that out for various
reasons ;)

<Eticam> ya know
<Eticam> something ain't right
<Eticam> right now, in 1 hour time, I'm downloading 2 hours of
video/music
<Eticam> that way I never get to see/hear it all

<kavonr> our new senior unix sysadmin can't change the ip
address on a sun
workstation.

TwilightKnight00: hey can you do me a favor
Dr SpaZZo: no.
Dr SpaZZo: Go on.

<afropik> hmm
<afropik> I want to make a picure that says "mad-x, shut the
fuck up or I will find a big group of men to rape you"
<afropik> but I'm afraid to type "rape" into the google image
search

<DooD> and for the record i worship kim -_-
<``Erik> kim? one of my playtoys is named kim
<DooD> you name your blowup dolls?

<LordHelmet> FYI, The Last Jedi is up on the Corsair Cove.
<FailBetter> The what?
<LordHelmet> The Buccaneer Marina.
<PewLaser> you mean The Swashbuckler Lagoon?
<PewLaser> The Arrrrrbour?
<PewLaser> The Privateer Basin?
<PewLaser> Marauder Gulf?
<LordHelmet> Pirate Bay.
<PewLaser> aww, you ruined it. #ComboBreaker

<Verlaine> That Walmart commercial where they say they are
giving free shopping sprees to needy kids and the lady starts
to cry at the end is making me nauseous.
<Verlaine> I need someone to share in my outrage.
<kalista> you could turn off the tv
<kalista> that way you never have to see that commercial
again.
<Verlaine> But then I would never know what stores not to shop
at.

note: Jdun is from Moldova
<Puchu> www.manhole.com
<Puchu> go there jdun
<Puchu> lots of hot women
<Puchu> for all your underground slavic women needs
<Jdun> we are not slavic
<Puchu> whatever
<Puchu> balkan then
<Jdun> not balkan
<Puchu> must...give...label....
<Gin> commie
<Gin> :)
<Puchu> YES

<Read^Tired>: u just like sucking ur own dick
<Rayor>: is it that obvious?

<malcolm> c pointers work just like laser pointers

<saint`> whats that disease you get when your cum is yellow
and it stings when you pee?

<MethTical> u should kline this people for being stupid
<Aristotles> hey if we didn't have an open door policy for
stupid people
<Aristotles> you wouldn't be here to have this conversation

(alan_the_gerbil) damn, ebay don't have a penis section

<shwartz> anyone know about text interface ftp browsers?
<inflex> "text interface ftp browsers"
<inflex> are you referring to ftp(1)?
<Deviate> Like the kind where you have to do all that typing?!
<Deviate> Those are so 80's!

<[-FcG-]Digger>  Let's all hold hands and sing...on second
thought, let's wait until Soad washes his hands.
<[-FcG-]SOAD17[-RawR-]> i don't f@p THAT much :/

<xxx> There's apparently some Mexican restaurant somewhere in
Europe that has the slogan, "Mexican food so authentic Donald
Trump built 4 walls around it."

<Evilspoon> Anal Cunt - You Robbed a Sperm Bank cuz You're a
Cum Guzzling Fag.mp3

<AsylumXKP> WTF?
<AsylumXKP> http://www.goats.cx is no longer the most
mentioned URL in this channel

<Polaris> is my phone number on whois?
<Fina> Yes
<Fina> *picks up phone*
<Fina> *dials slowly*
<Polaris> I would know it was you.
<Polaris> Unfrotunently my caller ID is broken.
<Fina> ...my elves did their job well...

* Aro|Sick dies slowly
<Straylight> sounds like you've gotten my nasty cold
<Straylight> GOOD GOD
<Straylight> IRC IS A TRANSMISSION VECTOR

<The_Snowman> but as always, the kids got a ton of gifts.... :
/
<The_Snowman> we've spent all day clearing out their room to
get room for all the new shi.... toys
<Scarebear> We did the same thing yesterday.  They got heaps! 
Yesterday was cleanup day
<The_Snowman> im really thinking of kick/banning grandparents
from #xmas :/

@(external`roid) fuck and when he goes on about racist shit
that pisses me off
@(external`roid) hes a stupid little boy who just hit puberty
and thinks its cool that air no longer shoots out of his small
little penis
@(external`roid) give a kid 1 nut hair and he thinks he owns
the world

<[OsP]Magus> Awesome, my font is back to normal
<[OsP]Magus> Okay, this is getting to be nifty
<[OsP]Magus> Only things that'll still take some getting used
to are the channels on the bottom, and in alphabetical order
<Crazy-Man-Dan> lol
<Crazy-Man-Dan> Geek alert
<Crazy-Man-Dan> Magus redecorated IRC

<b22022> everyone that goes to public pools pees in them, its
an animal instinct to leave your scent.

<Levi> lol i walk upto girls and say asl :/

<cheater> my dream is running away from me like a dog from a
hungry korean

<HighKaramba> people who live in silicon houses should not
throw pocket protectors

<bunneh> he used to talk to my mate and he admitted to liking
me and the next day we found out we were related...

<@Sicarius123> .::fnp[sleep]::. winzip can suck my balls
<+fnp[sleep]> Sicarius123, darn tootin
<Joelz> It can?
<Joelz> It should be called winunzip

<empirebuilder1> i got this burn on my middle finger
<empirebuilder1> real bad one, like 3rd degree shit
<empirebuilder1> and it looks kinda nasty from all the dead
skin flaking off
<kin101> empirebuilder1: tmi pls
<empirebuilder1> but now i can flip someone off
<empirebuilder1> and say "sick burn bro"
<kin101> why must you do this to me

<|ReBeL|> notice how fake rip off sellers always have a nic
that has something to do with what they are trying to "sell"?
* Resident0 is now known as HotBooty
<HotBooty> i dont know what you mean...

(nyisles) see, what i need the dremel for is to cut the center
pieces out of the Caravan grille after putting the FMIC in
(TheDrip) use a fuckin steak knife (guess how I know a steak
knife cuts plastic grills)
(minime-) because you eat steaks made of plastic?

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<treker> what is this channel for?
<_zenon> sex channel treker
<treker> AH, I see...
<treker> well then by all means, go ahead, have fun...i'll
just go run some errands.