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<Nush> im not racist, i had black friends, but my dad sold
them all

* TRIPtych2 realizes that danno must be drunk
<danno> I don't drink thank you very much.
<danno> :/
<TRIPtych2> shit, i was hoping it was just the alcohol talking
and not you
<TRIPtych2> :/
<danno> I'll take that as an insult, kthx

<Amish_FoeTwinny> my ex gf wanted to make an amateur porn
site, and she wanted crack to do it..so thats how we really
met i guess

<cyb0rgirl> what's the command for /quit ?

<Bieeardo> GURPS!
<Bieeardo> It's not just for bodily noise jokes, anymore!

<Meyow> remember back in 1996
<Meyow> when you used to think about 2000
<Meyow> and get all these space suits
<Meyow> you know why its not like that
<Meyow> I blame IRC
<Meyow> :P
<Meyow> more chatting then thinking
<Meyow> like what 80% of the world uses IRC now
<Meyow> "you have joined #sony"
<Meyow> "so what should our next product be"
<Meyow> "how about space suitS?"
<Meyow> *  idiot has been kicked by boss (your fired)

<PrincessLeia2> crow, i think you would be a happier person if
you had a fireplace... i feel so much better after we burn
junkmail
<Titu§ Crow> i would much rather burn junkppl

<proto> So, I was thinking-- if I were a cannibal and I was
eating some guy, would his arms be wings that I could have
with bleu cheese and celery?
<mook> Um.
<proto> And would from the knees down be like drumsticks? KFM
original recipe?
<mook> If you say lady fingers I'm going to kick you.

<DevDuck> how can we you worry about a little speed difference
when there's such huge problems in the world? like hunger and
war and my mozilla crashing!?

<Babau> Anyone know how to enable overburn in Nero?
<live-evil> theres a big button with overburn written on it
<live-evil> press that
<Babau> Is it the big red one?
<live-evil> yer
<Babau> Alright, I'm going to press it.
*** live-evil was kicked by Babau (I pressed it.)

(Said in #asian)
<toxictele> God, it feels awesome to drive around the drag in
my Supra, flex my huge muscles and wave to other white people.

<Shinvega>  Whether you want kids or not, eventually you're
gonna slip one past the goalie ;)

<Trife> black kids don't even dress up over here, they just
come over and say 'can i have candy'
<sloth> yeah
<sloth> dude
<sloth> one had a trash bag on
<kokanin> hey
<kokanin> they're dressed as flying eyes and teeth!
<Trife> last year the black kids came back the next day trying
to sell me candy

<dr_qous> it's nice when people call me 'hon'
<kmcwork> hey 'hon', pass me the lube

*** Now talking in #ircnewbies
*** Topic is 'New ChanStats www.ircnewbies.net/ircnewbies/
ircnewbies.html'
*** Set by e|ixir on Fri Oct 11 11:22:28
<c-rOCK> Damn cant go anywhere these days without the place
being full of fuckin n00bs.

<Atreides> crap i just deleted dransik
<Atreides> stupid gms..
<[Blitzkrieg]> lol
<Bartolimis> You're calling the GMs stupid because YOU deleted
dransik?
<Atreides> yep

<b0at> <------------ FireHeart
<SeXaH> <------------------- Doesnt care
<pr0t0> <-- bonehead
<SeXaH> indeed ---^

<Tektrnica> i got roller blades
<Tektrnica> they have orange on them tho :P
<Tektrnica> fawking raverblades

ramoth4: I can write the class and the functions for it
ramoth4: and you can use the class to put them on the page
CHz16: Ahh. So, you get backend, and I get frontend?
ramoth4: hai, so desu
CHz16: *hopes no one ever finds my last quote and interprets
it suggestively*
ramoth4: rotflmfao

Sexay Prof Long: Opera 10 is going to require a resolution of
1280x1024
Sexay Prof Long: it will contain a 1280x1000 ad
Sexay Prof Long: leaving you 24 pixels of vertical space for
internet browsing
Gothic: haha
Gothic: It'll open a whole new avenue for 1280x24 porn

DeathDread26: Ever consider lifting a lawnmower up and using
it like a weapon against a horde of people?
NiNj4 4Ss4SsiN: no
DeathDread26: oh
DeathDread26: so... i am the only one?
NiNj4 4Ss4SsiN: lol i guess
DeathDread26: damn.  know any good psychologists?

<SA-Thrillias> Watching porn is... different on 1600x1200.
<SA-NiteFox> You'll go blind.  Really.  With all the
squinting.

<Petruchio> You know... if Disney had named their new movie
Lilo & Patch, I'd probably have gone to see it.

griffjon: yay, I only had ~8k hits from .mil this year!
ameyer: why does milwaukee get its own tld?
jali: to keep them away from us

<Dan``> Frying Blintzes...
<Saint_Proverbius> What's a blintzes?
<Dan``> It's a kind of hmm well
<Lasse> oh, one of those

<klif-e> ah thats better my mouse was going spastic turned it
over to have a look at what the fuck was going on and there
was a short and curly across the lense ;)    moral of the
story dont scratch your balls with your mouse hand

electo435: what time do you think this will all go down?
boozehound420: after sex
electro435: so like next week sometime

<Yoshon> every year my family gets 40,000 dollars because of
music, because we sell records.
<Yoshon> We get it in december
<Yoshon> you know how much we got this year
<Yoshon> FOUR THOUSAND
<Yoshon> ONE TENTH
<Yoshon> That's BS
<Yoshon> Five, six years from nwo
<Yoshon> maybe it'll be four hundred
<Yoshon> I'll be suffering, maybe starving
<Yoshon> And it'll be because of your fucking MP3's
<Emperor_Pryn> Uh-huh...

<Andypoo> http://antarctica.starbiz.com.au/
<Andypoo> How much does it cost to go to Antarctica anyway? :)
<nukie> its all downhill, so it wouldn't cost much
<nukie> only costs lots to come back, cause thats uphill

<dontgotOP> JOEJOE: cant u cut out the xbox code on a demo
disc and glue it on a backup and it will play?

<Shockster> Did you hear about that woman that smoked dope in
the streets of Baghdad? She was so stoned.

<goober> Man, my wrist hurts
<flatu_Lance> Start using your other arm.
<goober> What are you sayin', that I beat off too much?
<flatu_Lance> Hey, I'm just saying when you use the other arm
it's like a stranger's doing it, and it gives your regular arm
a rest.

<quatoria> it was high-larious
<Acheron> wait...you mean you were high at the time and
thought it was
funny?
<hep> high "at the time?"
<hep> this implies a state of non-highness at some point
<hep> :>

<magaggie> fucking isp.
<SorcererX> is the isp good at it?
<magaggie> no, it's horrible
<magaggie> it only lasts four hours
<magaggie> though, it does rebound quickly... usually...
<SorcererX> and then you're at it again.. for a whole 4 hours?
<magaggie> yes.
<magaggie> i have good stamina
<magaggie> sometimes i'm at it for 18, 20 hours...

<mov> scali and DAL here, cool must say
<DAL9000> mov: nice set of lips to reach my ass all the way
from sweden

<Jedateach> anyone in here got a spare xtra dialup account I
can use
<_Godless_> lol. yeah ... sure ... no realy ... have my first
born too while yer at it.

TheElevatorMan: That's the joy of Linux. You scream in pain
and agony the first time you do it, and then it's not so bad
every time after that.
TheElevatorMan: Geeze, it just sounded like I was describing
some sex act. :P

<Ookey> it's the pop ups that I just want to rip out of the
computer, and stomp on repeatedly
<Ookey> especially when, like the one I just had, the only way
to get rid of the 10 or so that you have + ones that are
opening every 2-3 secs is to close down all of ie, and loose
any pages etc that you have
<JtHM> are you going to that 'YES, I AM LOOKING AT GAY PORN'
page?

<Deadeye> i take thee.. <name> in packet loss and no packet
loss, to ACK and to SYN, till TTL=0
<Deadeye> i take this acl.. and place it on you LeftHand1/0/4

<Benco> I'M ALL AnGSTY NOW!
<Benco> DAMN MY SOCIAL LIFE!
<zamros> WHY
<Benco> I'M HAVING WOMEN PROBLEMS!
<Siarin> Benco: Joy to the fucking world!
<zamros> I'M HAVING WOMEN PROBLEMS TOO
<Siarin> Stupid people. =(
<zamros> THE PROBLEM IS NONE OF THEM WILL FUCK ME

<Bubbs-> arg, too... much, garlic bread... breast, stinks
<Bubbs-> er...breath

<DoctorRiff> darkNook> nope, no breast pumps in my purse
<DoctorRiff> WAIT I MEAN
<DoctorRiff> crap

<FQ|Dawg> ok so i was messing with one of my schools video
cameras
<FQ|Dawg> and i recorded my dick, and i cant erase it off the
tape
<FQ|Dawg> what should i do
<%CLV> tell them you were doing a study on the effects of
amateur porn on modern society

<D1> ugh
<D1> they put me on lithium!
<sorbix> did they perscribe you batteries
<D1> not yet.
<D1> but who knows what they'll give me next time.

<Phix> 70lbs of plutonium fell into san francisco bay off some
ship or something
<Phix> did it cause any freak deformities?
<Phix> well it is San Francisco

<Destruya> We were in Ashland, VA, coming back from unloading
my shit into a rented SUV coming back from school
<Destruya> And there's this van, California tags in this
McDonalds we pull into
<Destruya> Ashland is only good for three things
<Destruya> Bathroom, food, gas
<Destruya> Nothing else
<Destruya> Perfect rest stop
<Destruya> Anyway, these stereotypical fuckin' Westies are in
this Central VA bumfuck McDonalds asking for Cappucinos at
11:30 at night.
<Veen> heh, fucks.
<Destruya> Then, when the black lady at the counter recommends
coffee, they ask where the nearest Starbucks is.
<Destruya> It's like, SHIT, people - get a fucking Coke and
move on with life.
<Destruya> Caffeine is caffeine

<Kilcannon> stealing builds character 
<Genin> i have soooo much character

< RedTee> Alright but i still dont have an answer on my second
and last question
< nazgjunk> RedTee, you ask a question about DOS'ing with
ping, without knowing what ping is
< RedTee> its not what im asking FFS
< RedTee> DO I need dos to preform a dos attack!?!?!?!?!
< einz> YES, don't you see name?
-!- RedTee [[email protected]] has
quit [Quit: alright THANKS
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

* SonRyoga is now known as SR[phone-with-hat-girl]
* SR[phone-with-hat-girl] is now known as SR
[phone-with-hot-girl]
* DJ-Freedom is now known as freedom|sexwithhand

(cubeman) there is a big fat bug in Joust 2
(cubeman) I just found it
(cubeman) you can make the pterry kill itself in the lava
(cubeman) you kill a few then...
(cubeman) you have a screen where you don't advance
(BenJos) So what if you have the bug kill itself in the lava?
I mean what does the big fat bug in Joust 2 have to do with
it?
(cubeman) ummmm
(cubeman) I believe you are trying to obfuscate my senses

<Jon-> tom
<Jon-> imagine if your ISP pulled cable
<Jon-> what would you do?
<mewse> quit irc?
<mewse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<mewse> hah.

« lgcbmb » on topic question; where can i get more old man
porn?

<Kai-Bach> 900 years, hensons hand up your butt, not as good
you will look

JivedNegro: I want to tell an Asian that I have "A bad case of
the yellow fever"

<rei> only you can prevent forests! :)

*** Quits: cuebal (Most parents would hope that that their
offspring yearn to become doctors, lawyers, or even a
journalist, but these days all kids want to be is Pikachu..)

<Kraz> I am bored with the internet
<Kraz> believe it or not
<Kraz> there are no more "killer apps"
<Kraz> it's all a big let down
<Kraz> mostly coz it's not 3d

<geekster> ssh on 56k is about as fun as a frontal labotomy
with a chainsaw
<geekster> and don't even thing about downloading anything,
then it's like castration with the same chainsaw, after the
labotomy

* Sora|Mobile admires his giant, bulging flexors.
<Sora|Mobile> I could jerk off an elephant.

<Morokiane> you go fishing for couches?  that's gotta suck
<Khe> you're telling me
<Khe> only got two catches last month
<Khe> had to throw the other one back, too small
<Morokiane> damn...bad day
<Khe> they bag you if you keep loveseats
<Morokiane> figures they wouldn't let you have the best
<Khe> cause then they can't go upsteam and spawn
* Morokiane makes note not to couch fish in Cali
<Khe> and you fsck with the population for next season

<EviL_Dr_BounCe> Heh ya moms got one tooth in her mouth and
she snaps holes into doughnuts for a living....

<Affinity> yo
<Affinity> asl?
<ReGnIF> hey sup?
<ReGnIF> 16 m jhb u?
<Affinity> man i was gonna ask, can i ReGniF you backwards....
<ReGnIF> thast my surname

* Angelofmoon is now known as studywudyangel
<AngelSakura> there can be only one true angel in here....me!
:)
<Delta> -Services.Aniverse.Com- -- Listing nicknames matching
[*angel*] --
<Delta> -Services.Aniverse.Com- -- End of list (88/90 matches
shown) --

<AoENIGma> my mom thought you were a girl when i said your T2
name was harvey
<Harvey> your mom is fuckin retarded

* megamanu1 (megamanu1@=
Bc7Tefk38.tnt9.pleasantville.nj.da.uu.net) has joined #support
<megamanu1> help
<+Spirit_1100> what is the problem?
<megamanu1> mirc is hard
<megamanu1> i don't understad
<megamanu1> an how do you make a bot
<megamanu1> how do you script

<EmSea> anyone here live in cincinnati?
<|TIA|PoP> nope
<|TIA|PoP> not i
<EmSea> was i talking to you

<KuWaItdog> I can get rid of the ban with my defence extrem
ban programme.
<KuWaItdog> I have an american friend he have been in mirc
network for 15 years I'm not lying I can tell to give you
something I dont know what it is but it is a virus [strong
virus]that you cant put ignore or cancel the virus will get in
your computer before you know it so what you think scared?

<Ck3> im still laughing:>> i mean its like you ate someth bad
and im trying to tell you but im laughing so hard i cant tell
you, and i look at you eat it and think that it rolled in the
bong water and im dying of laughter and you're like enjoying
the chocolate so much:>>
<antishok> HOLY FUCKGIN SHIT
<antishok> U MOTHER FUCKER
<antishok> U DIDNT TELL ME IT ROLLED IN BONG WATER YESTERDAY

(jR): unix is weak.. I prefer to use Pascal