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<h3123t1c> we at IRC protection use AOL often
<h3123t1c> it more organized
<_Godless_> Of course, because .5k/s, constant drop-offs and
and $24 for a sub$10 service is "organized"

<@Ixnorp> LEGOS!!!
<@Ixnorp> you better not even be THINKING talking trash about
legos =P
<@Ixnorp> Kj mentioned Duplos which are like Legos for
retarded children
<HermyCZ> nope. Legos are cool- you screaming out 'Legos' in
ecstasy caught me off guard.  ;P
<@Ixnorp> ohhh~~~  legos~~  oh oh OOOOH LEGOS!!!!! *spurt*
<Kjorteo> Hmm.  If you think about it, you could make an
interesting sex toy out of legos.  You'd need to do something
about the sharp jagged corners of the rectangular design, of
course, but if you can take care of that, the bump things they
have on the surface to put more legos on...hee, yeah.  It's
like the next step up from being ribbed. :-b
<@Ixnorp> Kj: but "dotted for her pleasure" doesnt exactly
have the same ring
<Kjorteo> WHat's more important, the jingle or how the thing
feels when it's stuffed inside you? ;b

<Chocoboko> I wonder what things would have been like had
Square stuck with Nintendo.
<DragonFogel> I doubt we'd see FFT. =P
<Soulcleaver> Imagine FF7- with all the "objectionable" and
"offensive" material removed.
<Indogutsu> <Barret> You Shinra are the vermin, robbing the
Planet of its dreams! And that makes you King Vermin! So hush
your mouth, you... you... jackaninny!

<Anton> whooops
<Anton> I was just talking to a girl on msn and she stopped
replying so I said I wanted to fuck her in the ass to get her
attention
<Anton> then her little brother just said "soow y anton i have
stolen my putta zar is npot bein wude shell brb"

<SkoroWork> Xyverz: where is this coming from?
<Beryllium> geekissues.com/quotes ...
<SkoroWork> ahh
<SkoroWork> ok
<SkoroWork> thought he was in some lame IRC channel somewhere
and thought we wanted to see the lame discussions going on
there :-P

(Zaphod): now, would you like knee pads for that, or are you
going bare back ?
(Matthew): doesnt matter, its only irc
(Matthew): so you choose
(Zaphod): Matthew - whatever you like, as long as you wear
pretty red lipstick, its all good with me
(Matthew): k, but let me get my tweasers and magnifying glass
(Zaphod): you wanking yourself at the same time huh ?
(Zaphod): kinky

<@WaRe-WoLf> Razor have you ever had homosapian thoughts??
<Razor> no I havent fag
<Razor> oh ya I have
<Razor> females homosapians

<InfamousMyzt> bash.org mod college
<InfamousMyzt> lesson 1: accept and deny buttons
<InfamousMyzt> lesson 2: funny, or not?
<InfamousMyzt> lesson 3: always accept racial jokes
<InfamousMyzt> lesson 4: always accept quotes that mention
bash.org
<InfamousMyzt> lesson 5: if you can't decide, click deny
anyways

<Aryk> i need to make a shirt.... "You're so much sexier when
you just SHUT UP!"

<DJ-Pyro> damn you Rick|zzZZz...you better not be sleeping
*DJ-Pyro wants to go to bed
<Kel> you need Rick to tuck you in?

<bunnyfufu> DAMNIT
<bunnyfufu> MY BALLS HURT
<FlyingAttackPorcupine> stop eating them
<bunnyfufu> if only that was possible

<Sysco:#cisco> girlfriend#wr e
<Sysco:#cisco> girlfriend#reload
<Sysco:#cisco> there, now she's a blonde

< kara> Take Highway 40 West to the Clayton-Skinker Exit. Turn
right and at the third stoplight turn left onto Forsyth Blvd.
The campus is on your right and Olin Library is in the center
of campus.
< kara> ack, sorry
< BB> doesnt bother me, i'm just wondering where i'm goin ;)

<whirlygig> Oh I know a lot of boys don't know how to aim.
<Deviation> i dont even bother trying anymore
<Deviation> ive converted into a sitter

·nsanity· !kick Buster128 BAHHAHAa
Buster128  you need a bot first LOL
·nsanity· doh

Feyd-Rautha: So when are you getting cable anyways?
Hsu: soon
Feyd-Rautha: I can taste the broadband
Hsu: taste like victory
Feyd-Rautha: But a word of advice: don't put your lips on a
live cable wire.

<justin> i had a guy claim sending ctcp fuckyou's was a DOS
attack and try to get my account deleted
<justin> 'cain' on efnet.. fuckwit
<cafuego> '*!*@*' on efnet.. fuckwit

<countzero> chubbyken: how chubby are you?..
<markanoid> he's not chubby anymore, he's been working out..
havent you read?
<aander> i heard somewhere that his name isnt ken either
<uprightmonkey> i also read that he isnt even gay!
<aander> upright, now dont be silly. do you believe everything
you read?
<uprightmonkey> true true, aander. my bad.

<cemil> what does it mean? :)
<cemil> /dev/hda4              24G   33M   22G   1% /db
<cemil> /dev/hda4 on /db type ext3 (rw)
<tibyke> it means you have to contact your systems
administrator
<cemil> i am :)

<Xellchiri> I crave RP in which guys do not get pregnant.
<Xellchiri> Oh wow, the paper just got here
<UndeadFromStone> Wha?
<UndeadFromStone> We generally avoid that sort of thing. @_@
<Xellchiri> what, the newspaper?

<@madCoder> now its time for me to go raid my roommates food
<@madCoder> :D
<@iota> lol
<@ploppity`away> lol mad
* @iota has a huge chest freezer with some goodies
<@iota> come raid it
<@ploppity`away> iota: pm
<@madCoder> :O
<@iota> i just got a bunch of buy one get one free ice cream
too
<@JaZz0r> eyes are blurry
<@JaZz0r> [Sat:3:41:13a] * iota has a huge chest
<@ploppity`away> woah
<@JaZz0r> did you say anything after that?
<@madCoder> lmao
<@iota> FREEZER
<@JaZz0r> "with some goodies"?

<Antarius> Are you a dork if you can read digdug.cx/quotes and
recognize people regularly?

<ToddBored> FF11 is gonna suck, its gonna be MMORPG but on PS2
<ToddBored> will kill the whole fantasy part of the series,
cuz there will be idiots in it
<ToddBored> naming themselves kewldude, and kingpimpmaster
<ToddBored> i dunno why they did it...
<ToddBored> im serious dude
<ToddBored> its not gonna have a story line to get into
<ToddBored> cuz all youre gonna hear is Lololo!!L!11 j000 got
owned
<ToddBored> i roxx at FF11

Legion Kreinak: The world's so fuckin' politically correct
these days. Before you know it, we'll be required to call
black & white cookies african american & caucasian cookies!
Dragon Phoenix: I could just see that on crayons...

<iInTheSky> Heh.. I got pulled over by a cop driving a car
service car
<@OnErr0r> dude.. you have terrible luck with cops :P
<iInTheSky> No kidding
<iInTheSky> :)
<iInTheSky> He was looking at my cock asking me why my zipper
was open
<iInTheSky> made me wonder

<Emilia> i didn't think i was going to do better than the 100
gallons of bean dip for the prison
<Skiltron> man, you never get good bean dip when you buy by
the gallon
<darker> I bet it makes good spackle though
<Skiltron> it spackles your intestines closed

<dodgey> my g/f somtimes talks to me in html code
<dodgey> quite cute... eheh
<dodgey> like i go to bed the other night, she sais
<dodgey> actually, what did she say

<Hydra> Gary Coleman's the shit...
<int> ...
<rizen> yeah, he's about the size and coloration of a turd

<Somebob> Apparently, I said something about some filesharing
program in the topic once.
<Staberinde> Except when it comes in contact with you fucking
idiots who use spyware infected cockshit
<Staberinde> It added a reg key which just added an annoying
"CANNOT LOAD XXX.DLL" message on start to my startup
<Staberinde> Since I had neutered it
<Staberinde> Then I removed it from my registry since that
CANNOT LOAD annoyed me.
<Somebob> I never recommended kazaa goddamnit
<Staberinde> I neuter everything I come in contact with just
to make sure it doesn't fuck me.
<Staberinde> OVER.
<Staberinde> shit

<Nyphur> Everything I say is a lie.
<Nyphur> I AM COMPULSIVE LIAR!
<CWGerard> Oh no, what to believe!!!
<CWGerard> I ARE BORK!  DOWNLOAD TEH PATCH!

<TonyD> wtf is wrong with ztnet?
<Pr3ttyF1y> tonyd: blame lev
<TonyD> i already did, it didn't help

<phreakinb> 1876: At the Centennial Exposition in
Philadelphia, America's first 100-year birthday bash, fair
goers visit the Turkish Hashish Exposition and toke up in
order to enhance their fair experience.
<`WarpKat> it's nice to know that my parents weren't the only
stoners from the past

<Meridian`> Fancy is going to find me and rape my sister.
<Meridian`> And I will be like "be quiet, I'm playing tf."

<@Drezdar> nah I'm not racist - but I am fully against paying
for some foreign fuckface to teach me when I can't figure out
what the Habib is saying.
<@Path> !

<Guilty> In my politics class, my teacher said the reason
crime is dropping today is because the abortions started in
1973 of single mothers of ethnic backgrounds
<Guilty> Hence all the kids who were never born, arent here
today to be criminals

<Hot_Guy> Fentom: you're a girl?
<Fentom> -{Hot_Guy}- depends how desperate you are and how
much money you will pay for me to come down there

<iCARUS> thats cos ya gf is loose
<edeity> yeah. shes pretty cool

<[B-0]Jeff> too many ops, not enough of them are me.

<rover> I took my Ventolin puffer, and puffed it onto this
cockroach that was still
<rover> it died

<dts|Shadow> theres porn on irc?

<Cardsfan> ethan - do u know by any chance how to get rid of
something out of dev manager in windows xp?  it says it cannot
delete it because it may be required for the computer to boot

<TECHNOBOY> hý...a s?
<Para||e|> What?!
<TECHNOBOY> speak englýsh*

<|Rayden|> Chapter 15 - Making Your Web Sites Accessible to
Impaired and International Users    <----does this mean drunk
people?

< gimbgoth> Fatal-Err: yeah, that's a bummer huh
< Fatal-Err> bummer? what means bummer?
<+insight> damn
<+Moak> it's fuck in the "okay-to-say-at-mom's-table" version

<RevSlidey> patience is the only acoustic song I like
<Ronald> <RevSlidey> black is the only kind of dick i will
suck

<kv9> ive just adjusted my sitting position
<kv9> to conceal any possible sudden hardons

<robb> i need to go talk to that new hot chick... getz me some
kisses
<robb> but she's like hot... and probably *has* a life

* nailer/#lgl is a chocoholic. But for alchohol :)

<tigerbot_hesh> "Knuckles of Fury" on amazon? heh heh
<MikeyPain> I actually got mine in the mail from him
<MikeyPain> some of the pages were stuck together though

«SomeGuyYouDontKnow» 8ball are you on 5-cent crack
«Harold» SomeGuyYouDontKnow, the 8-ball says I'm too high to
answer that.

<temujin> Linux == brotherhood of the dateless?

<AGaeris> And what were you doing? Oh yeah. Cybering.
<AGaeris> CYBERING LIKE RABBITS WITHOUT A CAUSE.

<harb> I'm good at designing things, usually.
<harb> Implemting is another matter. :|
<harb> Implementing. blah.
<homeslice> Spelling also poses a problem.

<Death_Blade> <FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from
Sweden
<Death_Blade> <sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast
asia
<Death_Blade> <DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west
virginia
<@Cockroach-> lol
<@Nazerath> <Nazerath> Pardon my Joint, I'm from South Eastern
Kentucky. ;)

<%Cyber_Akuma> damnit, aol is being gay
<@eDRoaCH-nothere> isnt that like a synonym?

<pantherqs> all this freaky shadow government shit they got
setup now
<_Tonto> yeah, they can run it from AF1
<_Tonto> kind of like PC Anywhere
<_Tonto> except
<_Tonto> it's Congress anywhere

<Wilstar> Oh, americans never lanned on the moon you know...!
it was a conspiracy
<@maximus`> I thought the yanks LANDED on the moon?

<Krizzz989> The Screensavers on techtv said so and their word
is final, sorry

<Titan> Where is everyone?
<GOLDNFIRE> up fizis ass
<Alby> that is sad ;(
<GOLDNFIRE> ya
<GOLDNFIRE> from what they say his sister a small dog + 4
homeless people are there as well

<RatBreath> bah, i wanted to play jk2 and i get 200+ pings
with dc running
<NickBlasta> as it should be
<RatBreath> so i close dc until im done
<NickBlasta> to think, after this I'll have nothing queued
from you
<RatBreath> ....
<RatBreath> you've been one of my slots for what? a month?
<NickBlasta> :)
<RatBreath> this will be strange
<RatBreath> and liberating

<datacide> 26 uear old author looking for sleek bitch to spend
my money on and give sexual pleasure
<D3KK0N> hi...im....tina
<pont`> I be sleek .. but not bitch
<datacide> haha
<datacide> hmm....who to choose?
<datacide> tina or the sleek not bitch
<D3KK0N> im poor ;[
<datacide> pros and cons
<temple-> ima bitch! spend on me
<datacide> wow
<datacide> anyone else? like a real female? please.........
<McMoo> i'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars
<temple-> oh real
* datacide looks desperate
<temple-> now you want to get technical
<datacide> anyone?
<pont`> datacide: I can get you a doll
<datacide> hmmmm
<miteymous> i can get you a hooker
<datacide> is it life like?
<D3KK0N> i i can hook you up with ladies who do stuff they
dont even have names for
<datacide> haha
<datacide> dekkon wins

<Slinky> boys must ALWAYS be reinforced
<Apollo-> Slinky: boys? I have enough hair on my ass to knit
you a sweater, and you call me a boy? ;)
<Slinky> apollo, until you prove otherwise
* Slinky smirks
<Apollo-> oh lord
<Apollo-> You DO NOT want to see my ass, trust me
<PawTeeGal> better with out without hair?
<Apollo-> I have 250 lbs of ass
<Apollo-> I'm sure it doesn't matter whether or not it has
hair

<Nerd> IE closed while I was logging in and now when I try to
open it, it triggers a fatal exception.
<MikeyPain> hmmm
<Nerd> I really don't want to be forced into using the AOL
browser, damn it.
<MikeyPain> Does it say "Click Yes if you have a small penis?"
and then won't let you click no?
<Nerd> Exactly.

<SimonB> .se servers have been quite stable lately
<luna_s> ok so swedish servers are the best ok ok ok
<SimonB> I like webgiro
<luna_s> demons fine most of the time
<luna_s> until a pissed up engineer spills his can on a router
<SimonB> :D
<SimonB> until? its more of a rule than an exception

<ackbar> marriage is like buying a car. Its better to lease
them and get a new one next year

< Scribble> Must be interesting to live with the animal that
ruined your life.
< Scribble> ...
< Scribble> Ask any married guy.

<@A-Patriot-Missile> im gonna blow you.... up
* marley is now known as A-Scud-Missile
<+A-Scud-Missile> no
* A-Scud-Missile was kicked by A-Patriot-Missile
(DESTROYED!!!)

[+   oracel] my exam went well =)
[@   zipper] My job searching didn't.
[@   zipper] Going to go out with a friend and do a coop
search wednesday. :o
[@   zipper] Multiplayer job searching > Single player

<boon> today started out so aweful
<boon> I got up early, poured a bowl of cereal, OJ...I was
set. Had 45min until I had to leave for work.  I thought I'd
go downstairs and grab the laundry from the dryer before I
started eating
<boon> I get to the bottom of the stairs and *slam*...the door
to my place closes behind me
<boon> SCREWED
<Kammo> oh, no! You had to open the door?!