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<@fook> bush is like this  >8|
<@fook> and saddam is like this 8-P

<Shephard> what I look like in real life is not relevant
<Shephard> Imagine Adolf Hitler

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<Fayn> Poor guy...

-=  fortezza] if I push my honda over a cliff, how fast will
it get to 60mph?
-=   x1bncwn] the same speed as the viper
-=   x1bncwn] :P

( jamesog )  grr
( jamesog )  heh, milk seems to stain CD-Rs rather well
( kevin )  dude thats not milk

<Bandit-> you guys are idiots >_< - what i said is true
<Bandit-> the difference in modems now is negligable
<Arcuivie> negligable? is that even a word?
<Bandit-> actually yes

<[SA]Gaijinchi> I was ripped as a kid.  When my friends wanted
to go somewhere on bikes, I ran and kept up
<[SA]Gaijinchi> Then I turned 16 and promptly got out of shape
<ricequeen> Yeah, masturbation got me too
<[SA]Gaijinchi> You can masturbate and drive at the same time?
<[SA]Gaijinchi> That's incredible.
<ricequeen> It's an okay substitute for road head
<[SA]Gaijinchi> that's all kinds of dangerous.  I mean, what
if you hit a bump or something?
<hoe4damoney> Just get a crash test dummy to fellate you
<hoe4damoney> its safer
<ricequeen> I call it, "Living on the edge"

<\`es> fuck i just downloaded 5 crazytown mp3's. What the fuck
is happening with me

<Rhesirus|Work> yah, i could see how using a code would
activate some buggy code that would cause it to malfunction, i
don't see any way it could physically damage the media
<Tamutnefret> The special "read CD as if vinyl" code

<enex> sux!
<LkTruth1> enex reminds me of this: http://www.hoover.com/

KoG_Work> God damn it... "the westbound backup to the toll
plaza is horrible! west 80 is slow from central, 580 jams up
from lakeshore, and north 880 is slow from the grand avenue
curve. the metering lights are on, and traffic on the upper
deck is slow from the incline into san francisco" ~_~
* KoG_Work ponders taking the 92...
<KoG_Work> if it's backed up to lakeshore, can't even make a
detour to Ikea like I normally do!
<St0rmD> you go to the furniture store so much you have
detours and shortcuts to get there?
<DishHole> maybe ikea has a drive-through

<mewse> oh my fuck this is so cool
<mewse> a time-lapse movie of an aquarium of magic mushrooms
growing

<Chronosla> RARs are the dingleberries of Satan, sent to
torment me with mockery and derision.

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Topic is 'http://media.sub-sonix.net:8008 all sandstorm, all
the time... for 60 days until the RIAA starts charging'

gadget: my god.
gadget: i would give several left nuts to have a store like
that.

<iMike-> ah god
<iMike-> i feel sick
<Fustard> did you get my cold?
<Fustard> i knew we shouldnt have slept together like that!

( +la_haine ) some bloke just turned up at my office saying he
was here for an interview with the BBC
( mademoiselle ) wtf
( +la_haine ) that's what I said
( _seb_ ) do you work at the bbc?
( +la_haine ) well, no
( +la_haine ) hence my confusion
( mademoiselle ) it would have been even funnier if you were
in taiwan
( _seb_ ) ah then i can see how you would be confused
( +seraph ) ROFL
( +la_haine ) it's like 'sorry, I think you're in the wrong
city'
( mademoiselle ) hehe
( +la_haine ) 'there's no BBC here'
( +la_haine ) 'you want London - about 2 hours that way'

<[S]Supey|Llama> oogm! britney! toxic! my bro has the best
songs!!!!1oneoneone(x, where y=2, and x=y/2)

<Moonpie> For some reason I always associate Denver with
Colorado :(

* Coyote` ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: DOS Tip
#17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS)
<Apple> what's device=fngrcros.sys?
<netnomad> Oh buoy.
* Apple grins
<Apple> i'll look it up
<netnomad> You do that.

<Eye_Candy> I give Durl a piece of 8 1/2 x 11 paper, and he
says "How big is it in inches?"
<Vic> As if dick size had anything to do with paper

<dirtynumbangelboy> SCREW HUMANITY LETS DO MORE NITROUS YAY

<FluKex> isnt cheddar house for the alternative sexual
preference people?
<crib> FluKex you mean fags?
<FluKex> crib my term is less..  umm,  bah,  ya,   its for
fags

<freek> hey man, when i go to buy condoms, i'll be standing
tall.  "TONIGHT.. I AM GETTING SOME."

<@hakk> reboot
<@hakk> reinstall
<@hakk> ;P
-:- enntee beats the MCSE out of hakk

Dribblee: how many coursees yo udoing?
Dominion: 5 or 6...I forget
Dominion: 2+1+1+1+1

<CL_FlushEntity> i know im back and forth from my pc to my
living room
<IcX|-hoS> if I get up I get lost

<Rach> is it a man thing? I cant wiggle mine

<shadow> I love compact cars. They're small and discreet...
kind of like tampons.
<Squirl> exactly
<Squirl> and when youre done you just flush them

<Harri> see, i need some kind of rig where i can just think
what i want to type
<pinball_dreams> then we'd get loads of sick man-love talk
though...and you'd be well and truly caught out once more...

<AnBolb> I know this girl who's really sweet and nice and
pretty and everything so yesterday I wrote a story about how I
threw her off a balcony for a laugh, but then I felt bad and
deleted it. True.

<Daniel> maxi wants to unf her :D
<Haggis> saying maxi wants to unf her isnt a big deal :)
<Daniel> yer, but the fact that they live like 4 km from each
other sweetens the deal :D
<Haggis> pie...with maxi, if the chick was _ALIVE_ it would
sweeten the deal

<fahd> stop making fun of my religion.  islam isn't funyn,
it's serious
<fahd> now shutup, i have to study for calculus
<Hat> Fahd, is Allah good at calculus?
<fahd> >:(
<Hat> Yeah, I guess not.  He's only good at bomb mak.... I
mean chemistry.

<dsf> WHY DOSNT UNDO EXIST IN THE REAL WORLD ?
<dsf> or cut or paste or copy
<|M|R|> well that was my Question when my mom brought me to
this world :D

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<FyreDaug> fuckin ricers
<FyreDaug> civics are like tampons, every pussy has one

<JtotheB> Now, I think I will go take the biggest dump that I
ever have. <JtotheB> It's gonna be a screamer.
<Not_Nathan> Take pics
<Not_Nathan> www.ratemypoo.com
*later*
<JtotheB> Okay, I did.
<JtotheB> It's bloody, squirming, and calling my name. What
should I do?
<JtotheB> Tell it I just want to be friends?

<Eusis> "Where's the Anime opening?"
<KeeperX> between the legs

<Obiwan> Koreans are kicking ass at men's all around
gymnastics...
<Obiwan> ....don't ask why I'm watching men's gymnastics....
<Nimdae> you like their tight asses
<Obiwan> well they don't show ass that much
<Obiwan> their pants are too loose
<Obiwan> sigh
<Obiwan> actually I turned it on and I saw a korean.
<Nimdae> you just proved you are watching their asses

<stix> oh shit all my downs are gone after a format and change
of OS drive
<stix> can i fix that?

<SaMmYJ> y u got 5 pc's for
<My`Albanian`Ass> something to do
<SaMmYJ> u sound like u got no freinds
<My`Albanian`Ass> nah, friends come over
<My`Albanian`Ass> and have a pc to themselves

<Marek> you guys know how big the benchmark is?
<@Haggis> about 6"

<prence> i wonder if that time i choked on a popsicle meant i
deep throated it

froovgloobular: Haha, seven sexy co-workers sounds like
something out of a story..
froovgloobular: Like 7 dwarves, or soemthinge.
sidacola: Oh. I thought you were going to say a porno story.

<Scythewz> my bed makes a nice punching bag
<Zimbu> and at night, Scythewz's bed makes a nice diaper

<|404notfound> I'm angsty. I'm plenty angsty.
<|404notfound> I'm so angsty I make goths look like bright,
happy rays of sunshine.

<Brenton> see, you arent even willing to hear anything without
pre-concieved ideas.
<Kvant> Brenton, you have no preconceived ideas, i guess?
<Brenton> no i dont.
<Brenton> ive decided what i believe is the Truth

<RSquared> You know, now that I think of it, God did directly
influence my desire to draw...I used to doodle on the handouts
for church all the time...

<Keza> Dear Diary, I think thoes cnuts in #x have been reading
yuo again

* Spin2 has quit IRC (Quit: On the roof of the Church of the
Future, Malgaard gets the amulet. His powers are increased by
a factor of nothing. Plus wearing the amulet around his neck
makes him look like a gay disco dancer.)

<Wynn> Hey, my face is my fortune.. and that's why I'm broke.

<@herugachan> Abstract art is semi-intellectual masterbation.

<zork> man sun fsck scares me
<zork> EVERYTHING IS IN CAPS AND TRUNCATED
<zork> OR SALVAGED
<zork> WRONG IN SUPERBLK
<zork> etc etc
<phrog> U R SKRWD
<zork> BUY A NEW DRV NOW
<shodan> WRNG FREE BLK CNT IN SPRBLK DOOD LOL
<zork> L@@K R@RE ERROR, ROFL

<Unhealthy_Hobo> i like, so have to stop saying 'like' and
'so'

@soul|FL: porn is because too many women say no
<Dyn|work> porn is because too many women say no... to soul
<nikky> no soul not even if you paid me
<soul|FL> what if i paid you a lot

(Synto) I used to know a guy who was in a coma for over 7
months and he came out
(prence`) i bet that'd be a good way to lose weight

<My`Albanian`Ass> he said, "all i know is i have a cable modem
next to me with lights"
<Ari`s^Stuff> oh it has lights? bonus

<esthar> man this guy DEFINITELY ripped me off with beer the
other night
<esthar> he made me pay the same amount for a six pack that i
could get a 12 pack for
<helminthes> you better watch out.. next thing you know he'll
wipe out your family and steal your identity

<Chris> If I were a Greek god, my name would be Testicles

<saxxonpike> What a dumbass.
<saxxonpike> some guy asked me for help, and I told him to
call for tech support.
<mrmojo> how stupid
<saxxonpike> that's not the best part... he was on dial-up.
<saxxonpike> then he complains to me that there's line noise.

[Mills] these new headphones of mie with a lead nearly got me
in the shit last night, was watching some porn at about 3 am
at pretty high volume and I got up and walked away, the
speaker crashed down on the floor but thankfully the headphone
jack didnt come out :)

<Punky^Nopants> *scratches head flakes onto pants*
* pantsME adds milk and enjoys

<Zak-> Girls are like gaming pings. Unless you're in control
of the server, expect lag and bad gameplay.

<zealot_> gopher is the protocol of the future

<SA-Meta> pyro send me a good computer and war3
<SA-PYRoMaNiaC> Alright.  Address?
<SA-PYRoMaNiaC> And if you act now, the Anthrax is free!
<SA-Meta> OMG YES!

<halos> i went to lunch with a couple co-workers and before we
left they both
+went to the bathroom
<halos> when they came back out I asked, "Who won?"

<Neep> I'm still wondering what the exact definition of
illegal pron is.
<Rasputin> children
<Sbot> children are VERY expensive

<Anal> I was doing a copy/paste
<Anal> but when I did my copy it must not of taken
<Anal> so when I pasted it pasted in my old command
<nothing`> uh oh. which was...?
<Anal> whihc was 'rm -rf /usr' !!!!

<@The_Loser_Hyena> Bio was easy as breathing.
<+[1RB]sika> no way man
<+[1RB]sika> what are the parts of a chloroplast cell?
<@The_Loser_Hyena> Physics wasn't bad either.
<+[1RB]sika> come on tell me
<+Lee> The math part of physics killed me
<+Buchwald> oy, science talk.  i'll come back when you guys
are dumber