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<sargeras000> I've been in one (1) house that had a urinal
<thuban> whose house
<sargeras000> don't recall
<sargeras000> now that i think of it, it may have been a water
fountain

<trog> jump onto my box and have a look at my ipac.conf
<trixBLUDGn> hmmm tech speak for a/s/l

<McMoo> my penis is pretty gay
<McMoo> it can regularly be found in male anuses

<HamhamSoZ> Oops. ITV aren't going to like that.
<Bashman> What?
<HamhamSoZ> Looks like the US army took out an ITV news crew.
<Bashman> O_O
<HamhamSoZ> Maybe that'll mean more interesting television
instead of the same crappy news over and over ^^

<Joshua> i'm almost out of money for food... and i've got 4
more months before i go home...
<Joshua> all of my remaining food money is going towards
caffeine.
<Villager> who needs food when you have caffeine eh?

<Inversation> okay, tell me something people. Is it wrong to
reeeaalllly like something alot?
<^Spike^> Uh.. no
<Inversation> and is it wrong to, say, want to eat that
something, even if it wasnt designed to be eaten, per se?
<^Spike^> ,,,,,,,,,,
<^Spike^> What are we talking about?
<Turnip> aaron
<Turnip> you can't eat your daughter
<Inversation> because I have an addiction to this AktaVite
chocolate drink stuff
<^Spike^> EW
<Jessica^Rabbit> AARON HAS EATEN POOP
* Jessica^Rabbit falls over
* Turnip picks jess up and tapes her to a chair to stop her
falling over again
<Inversation> i'm worried here, because it says 'add milk'
<Inversation> but I Just Dont Wannna

<Pat> i had to go to hospital after because of complications
<Bleve> Pat was very complicated, they removed his arsehole by
mistake
<Mandi> heh
<Bru> what's that in the middle of his face then??

<+MegamanX2K> They shoulda advertised UT03 at the super bowl
<@Tenchimaru_Draconis> heh
<+MegamanX2K> who needs Football when you have BOMBING RUN!
<+MegamanX2K> <Jerry_Rice> YOU BLEED BETTER THAN YOU PUNT!
<Tenchimaru_Draconis> heh
<MegamanX2K> with all the interceptions Tampa Bay made, John
Madden shoulda yelled out "RrrrrrrrrrrrrRAMPAGE!"

<Da_Masta> I'm dreaming of a White Christmas...
<Da_Masta> Join the Ku Klux Klan today!

<MetalWyrm> every 2 minutes I wil post random quotes from
bash.org because I am a complete and total asshole

<Lestat> @find africa
<Ganner> @find nigeria
<Lestat> @find cuban missile crisis
<Lestat> @find fisherman tim
<brolli_420> @find SHUT THE FUCK UP

(PJ|) someone released a reencoding of it
(PJ|) with alot better quality
(Lan|Work) How do you re-encode something and get better
quality?

<willo> how the hell do you submit sites to google anymore
<ogw-iii> google for it

<MrP-> hmm i was talking to a 15 year old female about enemas,
isnt that illegal or something?

<puttputt> Who thinks this would taste ok? Spaghetti sauce
comprising of mince meat, condensed tomato soup, some water,
onions, garlic
* Robzy has no idea...
<puttputt> neither do I.. but it might be alright.. oh, I got
veggies too so I'll throw them in as well.
<orlock> sounds fine to me
<orlock> actually, that sounds damn nice
<orlock> i'm hungry now
<orlock> asshole

* Joins: pSYKOSONIK ([email protected])
<Lan> I figured he'd have a little "p".

<bler> ronaldo should have been at the dentists and not at the
wc final

<Cyrack> told my girlfriend that MS could get all her personal
letters... now she unplugs the network before starting
Office... :-(

* pygmy fires up excel
[@pygmy] or not
[@pygmy] I'd need it installed to do that :)

<Species> this roast beef is either really fresh or really old

* ILoveJackDaniels looks out of the window to laugh at the man
wearing a mini-dress dancing in front of a car
<ILoveJackDaniels> Accelerate, damn you!

<Monkey-wrench> when i first came to irc i tried to change my
nick to @Monkey_wrench

<BiMP> i got a complete computer part list to buy
<BiMP> oh what fun
<Einsteini> what will be even better is recieving all the
parts, just like xmas :D
<BiMP> yeah
<BiMP> and they better not be in peices
<BiMP> *glares at santa*

<Genasirus> woke up this morning, reached out, put my arm over
this huge fold of doona and went 'morning honey' then woke up
and realised i was sleeping alone
<Genasirus> i felt idiotic and slightly perverted all at the
same time

<TonY> Hmm, can ya overclock boobies?
<Rifleman> yeah, tis called implants

<freznel> hey got a computer question, if my mother board
requires 5 volts, what size power supplies can I use
<seeess> you cant go above the voltage rating on your
motherboard
<seeess> so you need a <5v psu
<seeess> or you can use a standard PSU and only plug it in
half way

<Asaki|MotS> You are not logged in or you do not have
permission to access this page, perhaps because you do not
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<Friction> Asaki|MotS: you aren't missing much though. just
some sexually explict drawings and a rotaing anus with
blinking text.

toman7465: ben doesn't like debbies cochie?
s o k k e rguy03: I like the soft hills of the desert, the
thick moist foliage of the Jungle just doesn't suit me

<shervin> i have installed a Semen Control and Flood Restictor
Waste System (SCFRWS) to control my ejaculations which land on
the keyboard.. and drain it to the local public swimming pool

<sara> i <3'ed george michael
<sara> till
<sara> he started wearing his goatee like satan
<[pele]> till he started sucking cock in bathrooms
<[pele]> oh
<[pele]> that too

<J3anyus> my bellybutton smells worse than my ass
<DigDug> heh
<DigDug> how do you smell your bellybutton?
<J3anyus> digdug: pick all the lint out of it and then smell
your finger :

<@igl0> i blame her , and entirley her that i m doomed to hang
out in channels like #incomplete-warez

<kw> I associate Chanel 5 with old women, my grandma used to
wear it
<kw> (so, needless to say.. I find it quite erotic)

<@Bedwood> Btw, I am free to use my right hand to write with
again!

<Percy> No wonder this place is empty.
<Percy> Who uses windows 95?
<Percy> No one.
<Percy> It's like seeing a mac gamer.
<Percy> Doesn't happen.

<cochese04> I find it incredibly amusing how my parents refer
to transmission fluid as "tranny fluid".

<clay> i was sitting in khaleds dorm
<clay> while he was hitting his gravity bong
<clay> and i said dude
<clay> make some shit so i can irc with windows dude

* infinitySPZ gives it to Wolf-Olo in the butt.
* Wolf-Olo howls
<Peri> aww how cute
<infinitySPZ> $replace($1-,it,Peri)
<Wolf-Olo> Bastard
<Wolf-Olo> We were just getting close

<jre> http://www.toronto.com/feature/344/  "The cemetery's
roots date back to the Primitive Methodists."
<jre> Primitive Methodists
<AFRICAN_THUNDER> so in other words 1967

<@Crimson> Apache + FreeBSD + PHP + MySQL (or PostgreSQL I've
heard) = WEB SERVER HEAVEN :)
<%djlaptop> I don't trust anything I didn't spend a lot of
money on

<Xaotika> well its kinda hard to play with a ping over 200
<Acheron> whine, whine, whine... ;)
<Xaotika> actually i can manage 250 or 300
<cj_> you don't complain about your ping when you are winning
:)
<Xaotika> thats because my ping is not over 300 when i am
winning. DUH.

<hajjs> a floppy just got stuck in the computer
<hajjs> htf do i get it out?
<Puppet-Master> force?
<hajjs> i sprayed hand lotion onto it
<hajjs> it got out.... but didn't look pretty

<isosceles> remove your pants and do the roast beef dance

<Holden> "The file or directory C:WINDOWSsystem32 is corrupt
and unreadable.  Please run the Chkdsk utility."
<Holden> Uh-oh
<Holden> That can't be good.
<Holden> I guess Windows built in random system reformater is
telling me I need to do it again.
*** Holden ([email protected]) Quit (Read error: Connection
reset by peer)

<+Link-> <skitzm> i have a serious prob with my quake 3 please
helP!
<+Link-> why do people instintively pm me for help on q3?
<+Link-> i have a serious problem with my q3 as well
<+Link-> it sucks.

<Harlequin> i got fkn fired from westnet coz i cheated in cs

<Toolbox> Mon (11:55 PM) : do you want to come over?
<Toolbox> =-/
<Toolbox> video games > sex with fat chick?

<@toad-> I am 0x1E2303BB Seconds old. (5.103407 * ln(-[ln(lim
[z->0] (1+1/z)^z)])*sqrt(-[sin^2(x) + cos^2(x)])*(-[cosh(y)
*sqrt(1-tanh^2(y))) years old) (My next birthday is in 51wks
26mins 45secs)

(@TFS_FeAr)must
(@TFS_FeAr)your like
(@TFS_FeAr)my toy
(@TFS_FeAr)bitch
(+mustafa1234)No, im not 9 inches long black and made of
rubber.

<weezyl> I figured I'd just fellate my students for the
protein.

<paper_bag> i have looked for so long for a channel that has
x-dccs with white poeple music

<sixxer> bmbr.. ROOOOOOCKS
<bmbr> yeo
<bmbr> whysat
<sixxer> bmbr: cos of your new bot
<bmbr> hopefully he stays stable and quiet
<bmbr> and takes very little work on my part
<sixxer> I'd like to see him freak out and start throwing
people in blenders
<bmbr> ill see if theres a .tcl for that

<Shinji>  You get martin luther king day off because it's
symbolic of black people not working

<Rottingbeef> i live in "yawn" america
<Rottingbeef> but im only 11, so dont think im some serial
killer

<astynax> i'm gonna install icq and look for some hoez
<deformated> hoez dont even know what irc is
<deformated> only in other countries do females use it
<astynax> ICQ, not IRC
<deformated> ahh it might help if i read things
<astynax> i heard it helps

<Bifter> not all black ppl are criminals like me

<Cytoplasm[BLS]> #include <iostream.h>
<Cytoplasm[BLS]> void main(void) { float i = 0; while(true)
{cout << i; i+=1; }
<reptile0> umm congrats on your programming accomplishment
Cytoplasm[BLS]. John Carmack better watch out!

<deadkode> you pay like 4x whatever it's worth
<deadkode> who the fuck rents a couch
<RageFury> http://www.rentacenter.com/index.asp
<RageFury> Who the fuck puts pics of missing kids on their
website?
<RageFury> "Yes, I saw her...She was here for dinner...she was
great...the rest is in the fridge under the watermelon and the
hot sauce".

<[HCC]Freeman> Yiff is another way of saying fuck? Awesome.
<Cel> ....uh huh.
<Mage[CS]> "I want to yiff you like an animal..."

Begging to Limp: heh
Begging to Limp: so, apparently al gore's last speech on
global warming flopped badly
Begging to Limp: he gave a speech last winter in new york city
on global warming
Begging to Limp: the result? -1 degree fahrenheit average
temperature for the day, the coldest day in new york's history
Begging to Limp: when mother nature disagrees, she proves it

<nwinter> well, there are solutions to getting rid of nads,
eric.
<nwinter> i have a fork and a rusty corkscrew. let's do it.

<+Fro`> flea markets have black people?
<+santa|> Fro` yeah, cheap too

<shade> HEY I WANT BITCHX FOR WEBTV DO U GOT IT??

<DrNick668> i'd have a bad attitude too if someone put
somethin big and round in my mouth and stretched it

<FactsOfLife> wasn't linux a peanuts character?
<FactsOfLife> yeah linux, the kid who carried a blankie to
keep the bad guys away...
<FactsOfLife> yeah yeah, linux, short kid, charlie brown's
friend...

<mad_> arafat's wife reminds me of miss piggy
<Cartossn> she's THAT hot?
<mad_> ok, a fat miss piggy

DasKrav: Where do you hide something from a Mexican?
DasKrav: Put it under the soap.
sse2122: Bastard.

<Acero> i dont know no strippers no more
<Acero> that was when i hung out in the ghetto
<Acero> but now i drive a nice car, so i dont go there

<OZ-Cpt-Slade|collegeboy> broadband is sweet, its like sex
just faster