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<Balatro> It makes me hot when you talk unix.
<Electroly> rm -rf /home/Balatro
<Balatro> That's /homo/Balatro, honey :)

<masterchain> go away crimson...
<[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> Actually I will
<[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> As soon as I finish configuring
Windows.
<masterchain> uncheck the "jewish" box
<masterchain> and it'll work fine
<[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> lol
<[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> The thing is
<[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> What's doing the problem
<[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> Is the Hebrew settings
<[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> ...

*** kolby was kicked by Scofco (Get off IRC and go fall in
love, you damn pussy)

*** Anatole|ChickFilA is now known as Anatole
<Anatole> I went to the ATM, and I didn't have enough to break
$20. So instead of Chick Fil A, I made myself chicken-flavored
Ramen. Does this officially make me a college student now?

* @Boffbowsh is in shit. i was recreating the backup for the
166, and omitted my dad's accounts
<@Boffbowsh> 5 years of stuff
<@Boffbowsh> gone
<@Cheez> thats an "oh fuck" moment methinks
<@Cheez> tell him he should keep up to date backups
<@Boffbowsh> That WAS the backup
<@Cheez> ahh

<Pico> I might have to reinstall Win...I mean, GAYdows
<Killfrenzy> *snrk*
<Steve> Hey! I take offense to that!
<Steve> I have sucked MUCH less cock than Windows has!

<eldee> welp, i got some coding to do.. smell ya later
<eldee> Aimee: for you that's a literal statement

<Baker> They look like they wouldn't exactly be intulectials
though :D

<@odoyle> guess how much the whole divorce costed me?
<+xenu> 100,000$
<@odoyle> not a penny
<@odoyle> the nice lawyer lady next door did it for free
<@[KdAwG]> odoyle: boom boom?
<@odoyle> nah
<@[KdAwG]> pft
<@[KdAwG]> you know you hit that ;)

<Geollum> The third volume of the trilogy is no better, Yott
insists. Creatures with dark faces, black eyes and long black
hair coming from the east and the south and wielding scimitars
is obviously racist, he says.
<Chronologist> lol....
<Geollum> Ok, it's not OUR fault that black has come to
associate Evil
<KeeperX> OMG
<KeeperX> THE LOTR HAS HAD BAD INFLUENCE ON ME
* KeeperX goes to the south and kills some dark skinned people
wielding scimitars

xtreme rocketeer: oh man, what if gangs invented a machine to
drive-by for them
xtreme rocketeer: called the handi-cap

<Deke> hrm
<Deke> thats scary
<Deke> that hot korean chic from the world cup
<Deke> was a man
<|WaR|> i knew it!!!!
<|WaR|> i kept telling ppl...the neck dammit

<jc> I want photos!
<succubus> jc, i want doesnt get
<jc> I want photos PLEASE!

<mike||afk> does anyone here have princess tutu?
<Callick> ...
<Callick> I sure hope not.

n e r d b 5: DUDE
n e r d b 5: shania twain is only 20 years older than me.... i
might have a chance one day, since she isnt that much older
than me

<Acid_Rain> im gettin tired
<Infamous> same here
<Acid_Rain> i need cok
<Acid_Rain> coke!

<BiT`> I mastered most of ChanServ's basic commands in just
two weeks

<treph> when the topic is something that I care about? that's
circular definition. sorry.
<ShaneBe> what do you care about?
<treph> I care when the argument considers present or imminent
action.
<treph> and also when it's mathematical - in the old sense of
mathematical
<ShaneBe> like whether or not to remove yourself from burning
buildings?
<treph> yeah.

<drunker> whats's the microsoft.com site

<^10acious^> u live in germany and as such have an endless
supply of porn
<bvark> I actually bought a DVD called 'Granny cunts'
yesterday
<bvark> I give the best leaving presents
<^10acious^> u have issues

<timmo> shes jealous i get more cock then she does

<Kash> I'd donate sperm to the helpless supermodels
<Kash> THEY ARE STRAVING YOU KNOW
<Kash> ..STARVING
<Maugan> SPERM....Its whats for dinner

<sophia_> wow look at this new type of cat named a toyger
<MaxInux> pretty cat
<MaxInux> looks like a bengal sorta
<sophia_> its totally different than a bengal apparently
<sophia_> custom bred
<MaxInux> neat still looks like a bengal :) just slightly more
striped
<sophia_> ya its pretty
<jm> am I the only person who's appalled at humanity's efforts
to selectively breed traits they find cute, funny, or
otherwise desirable?
<blaxthos> jm:  do you date ugly girls ?
<sophia_> heh

<]KO[-Spansk> get them to pick me
<Dark_Hawk> I'm workin' on it
<Dark_Hawk> There ya go
* Dark_Hawk wipes his mouth

* Gandalf should answer the phones at work with a different
song lyric each time
<Gandalf> "I'm the operator with my pocket calculator. May I
please have your U* IT Name?"
<ai> I just want to answer the phone "Fuck you, this is Ben,
how can I help you?"
<Gandalf> heh :)
<ai> "I'd like to file a claim."  "Miss Scarlet, I don't know
*nothin'* bout birthin' no babies!"

<Raven> i made a total of 3 total conversions by myself
<Raven> audio, graphics, music AND levels
<Raven> all by myself
<Raven> that was all during one summer
<Raven> i was 12
<skwerrel> was that the same summer you took over the world
and dominated Europe's fashion scene raven?
<panda> is that why european's can't dress?

<NoRemorse> its a film about a killer who kills all the kids
at the local high school who are vrgins
<CRC> US based I guess?

<Satan> lmao "You know how bad evolution is going right now? 
Me."

* dpk looks through older messages from af.mil
<dpk> From: TinkerARSMail <[email protected]>
<dpk> Subject: Help Desk Ticket Open Notice
<dpk> Ticket Number TER000000000033, has been "Opened" for
problem: OPERATOR
<dpk> ERROR..USER IS MORON...///ABC by the Help Desk.
<dpk> yeah, i checked the headers.. definitely from af.mil

<@wyrd> ok if ya female hot n horny and live with a hours
drive away from me ..... come over to my place in 2hrs
<@NeoMatriX> why 2 hours?
<@wyrd> the priest is here and i'm repenting
<@wyrd> ße ßack În  ßit

* RichiH can't help it, but every time he sees bubble's nick
he has to think of farting in a tub

<jonathans> the national anthem of retardia
<physikal> yeah... oh say can you learn how to read...
<issuez> retardia
<jonathans> sorry
<jonathans> mentally-challengiaria
<issuez> thank you.

<DarkSpork> and .rmi is a midi
<Wing_Zero> yes I see that now.  but why? hehe.  how many
fucking file extensions does a format need?
<Wing_Zero> sooner or later, mark my words, we're going to
start running out of nice three letter extensions

<skaterboy> astro is ur video up already?
<astrOdz> http://www.skaterboy.is.gay.com:9512/~astrodz/vid/
astrodz.avi
<skaterboy> i don't see no video

<pLADASK> since people do not care about my alcohol-problems,
im sure johnny cash is off topic as well

<white_tx3> i was at a pet store in the western suburbs of
melbourne doing a quote with my boss and in the window where
the cats where there was a sign that said these cats are for
pets only???

* nekogirl knits
* Ryft watches her knit
<nekogirl> crap!
<nekogirl> my yarn just ended!
<Ryft> And you didn't see that coming?
<nekogirl> no!

* Veng notices that "shock and awe" is an anagram of A Shack
0wned :)
(@Veng): sums it up really

<G[a]lly> i'd like to download virtual valerie
<decryption> lol
<decryption> ive downloaded that
<decryption> hahah
<decryption> its crazy
<decryption> does a strip to the mp3 your listening to
<pancakes> what is it?
<G[a]lly> really?
<G[a]lly> i thought you had to try and get her off with a
virtual dildo..
<decryption> ohhh..
<decryption> well this one aint
<G[a]lly> I'll give it a go anyway
<decryption> but that one sounds much more interesting
<G[a]lly> and how!
<decryption> virtual dildo.. need i say more?
<G[a]lly> mate's dad has it on his computer, i was kinda
freaked out, but didn't play it in case he has a high score
and i accidentally break it and he finds out

<Atom> im racist against leprachans
<Prozzy> Yah, that's why you can never pick up Leprachans at a
bar. "So honey, wanna go on back to my place?" "BITCH AINT
GIVING UP MY LUCKY CHARMS THAT EASY!"
<Atom> i bet people in ireland call genital warts "lucky
charms"

<Blue^_> xach
<Blue^_> wanna bw later?><
<Ershin> OK
<Date`Kyosuke> That almost sounds indecent. :o

<dream> five girls.
<dream> and he's fucking all of them behind all of their
backs.
<@reflexive> that's a lot of poon.
<@plutonium> and herpes.

<NCHRIST> advice - while putting ascreen in a pipe do not stab
yourself in the
fucking finger and cut it and then flail your hand
around with the
screen still stuck in it, losing the screen

Topic is 'God made drunks so ugly people could get laid.' Set
by Ac3d
<Ac3d> man..i think im getting drunk

*** Chitwonk ([email protected]) has
joined the channel
<Chitwonk> hey chitwonk
<Chitwonk> are you from new zealand?

<Presto> why do they even do that on websites.
<Presto> If the link above is flashing you win!
<Presto> but it seems that the link is always flashing...
<Presto> infact, I have never seen it not flash.
<Moeser> its more like "if you are a gullible user, YOURE A
WINNER!"
<Presto> pisses me off
<jenara> ive clicked it before
<jenara> turns out, you don't win
<jenara> you sell your soul
<jenara> TO THE DEVIL
<Moeser> NOOO NOT THE DEVIL!
* Moeser rips off his mouse button
<Moeser> must.... not... click...

<Hiroe> I want to create a new doll toy for kids
<Hiroe> called "Jersey Baby"
<Hiroe> Idea being, it screams endlessly, until you wrap it in
plastic to silence it and throw it away

<TripleAgent> well i didnt really, but ive poked my cats
testicles...theyre are big...for a cat

<Saige> cureobsession is a guy who might be cute, but you
can't tell from the low-quality pictures

<FairLighT> we'd have to do something incredibly crazy to
distract the wal-mart staff
<V3nOm> lol yeah go take a shit in the front garden

<artfag> stfu n00b
<artfag> rtfm
<Cap'n_Andy> rtfm?
<Cap'n_Andy> are you just throwing out every random acronym
you know?
<Cap'n_Andy> come on, make a zero wing reference and be done
with it
<Cap'n_Andy> say it or I will
<Cap'n_Andy> all your base are belong to us!
<Cap'n_Andy> ha! warned you

<Bb|releaseme> Because memorization is an intellectual
activity which stimulates the mind.
<Sharku-away> We're talking about Gwindor, Bb|releaseme
<Sharku-away> jk
<Bb|releaseme> LOL
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<Gwindor> see, that is what happens when you insult my
intelligence.  peers take care of ya

<`rip> ryano is a dick sucker
<clay> yes
<clay> a social dicksucker
<clay> much like the social smoker
<clay> he puffs for his homies
<`rip> puffs on his homies

onlyihavehandle: im like jesus
onlyihavehandle: but more cool and less popular

<_apostle_> yea but all the really fun stuff costs more money
<_apostle_> and you need to find the right kid of hooker
<Monk_Grav> The right kid of hooker?
<Monk_Grav> I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
<_apostle_> *kind

<PureNRG> Is it ok if a parent forks a few children then dies,
leaving the children to finish what they have to do then die
themselves later ? or should the parent stay doing nothing and
reap the kids ?
<boog2> It's tragic if children die before their parents.

<CyniKaL> id pretend I was gay to be the fluffer for a porn
movie...
<Kohn|watching|eating> Fluffer: person that sucks the cocks
when they go limp during a porn movie

<spid0r> i will soon be on netbsd...whatever the fuck that
does
<me> Go with linux, bsd will confuse you easily.
<spid0r> BUT LINUX DOESNT HAVE TELNET

(nark): under age girls in pvc... sigh
(nark): only in japan

<swarthy15> I'm sweating like Gary Glitter in Mothercare

<BlasterWisconsin> anyone know how many cups are in a quart ?
<BlasterWisconsin> iam making carmel corn and need 2 qts of
popcorn
<CBG> depends on the size of the cup
<CBG> I mean, a 36D would fill a quart much quicker...

<b1u3> i know the movie was written by a guy who knew nothing
about computers, who wanted to make a movie about computers
<b1u3> but it has its points
<daenonok> should have frat brothers over and watch hackers
the movie, and every time they make shit up, you drink a shot
<daenonok> you'd be passed out in twenty mins
<b1u3> yea but they got that worldwide virus on one floppy
disk, and it had a fucking sidekick virus to distract people
<b1u3> you got people these days like 'yo i just pulled these
leet kiddie sploits together into one bad mutha, the fifth cd
is half burned!'

<energize> either we play ghost recon or i make a lame attempt
to beat off.. realize i'm too loaded and end up passing out
with my dick in my hand

<@haleguu> I cant believe RKelly has more kids out
<@haleguu> err vids
<spookz[d34dNb3d]> what
<spookz[d34dNb3d]> lol
<spookz[d34dNb3d]> what vid does he have out now?
<@Tama|LongVacation> the one where hes humping little 13 year
olds
<spookz[d34dNb3d]> is it called "i am a lolicon" ft 14yr olds

<WildElf> i dunno notpad scripting too well
<WildElf> java on the other hand i sorta understand..

<Duran`Mun> ... I've had a religious experience
<Lathian> Duran`Mun, did someone hit you with a bible?
<Duran`Mun> Lathian: No, I put in my new sound Card.
<Lathian> aaah

<Blood_Luster> I hope I get a life like that
<Blood_Luster> stealing money... hackin'... boning that chick
from friends
<Blood_Luster> good times

<the_drunk_farmer> uh oh...was i gone too long?  there is a +
by my name  am i going to be kicked soon?

Slaine^ (_darkslay@xxx) Quit (Along a great power comes great
responsibility...this is my gift and my curse)
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<Argantonis> Slaine^!
<Argantonis> your quit message has been annoying me for weeks
now
<Argantonis> get it right already
<Argantonis> how on earth did you make up "along a great
power" ?
<hoxu> :D
<Slaine^> o.O
<Slaine^> dunno:)
<Slaine^> does it mean something?
<Argantonis> no
<Argantonis> if you are referring to spiderman, it is With
great power
<Slaine^> oh...that's good:b
<hoxu> hahah :D
<Argantonis> I'm dead serious
<Argantonis> :)
<Slaine^> ok i changed it
<Argantonis> good :)
<Slaine^> i'll show you
*** Slaine^ (_darkslay@xxx) Quit ([16:02:17] <@Argantonis> how
on earth did you make up "along a great power" ?)
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<Argantonis> lol