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<Acero> ok, someone tell me which line of this spam doesnt
belong
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(Goemon) Is it possible to just plug a like 1GHz processor
into your computer?

<B-ob> if (sleep < 0) then talk = null
<Stonefish> oh smeg off

<+DarkWaffle> newbie mIRC question: is there like a favorites
folder i can add channels to?
<+NaGone> No you type /server irc.dal.net instead
DarkWaffle «[email protected]»
has Quit iRC

<PetrDoubt> OK, kids...what's the maximum number of SOAs per
zone?
<PetrDoubt> If you said 2, you have a career waiting for you
at Verio!

<DrgdHmstr> man if I wanted communist propeganda I'd read
slashdot
* DrgdHmstr was kicked by supz (communist)

<Froggy> back in high school, football was only good for one
thing, helping me try to get with Band chicks
<Froggy> I failed.

<Ebanis>I love Sei's Wang!
<Tilus>i'm not using shqua's triggers until he changes them
<Ebanis>...That's a trigger?

* Darth-Phenom tries not to laugh...
<SarahS> Never supress a laugh, or it ends up the other end.

<Bootel> excuse me but my english isn't very good
<Nex-`> oh deha
<Nex-`> thats no godo is it
<Nex-`> is that wheer i mate typos so you cannt understdsd me

Ebyan: Dude, Yahoo! Monopoly would be the absolute shit
HolyViper7: Yahoo! Bukkake would be the absolute shit.

--> cue_ball ([email protected])
has joined #WOPN
<cue_ball> does anyone know a channel on any server where they
trade books?
<Han_Skywalker> nope, not me
<^_sdh_^> book warez heh
<cue_ball> any ideas on what server to look?
<CKH> cue_ball: i hear amazon.com is setting up a irc channel
for book warez
<cue_ball> ok thanx

<Blinxuh> damnit
<Blinxuh> I can't order any of this shit because of these damn
economy fluctuations
<Spudnewt> fluctuations? fluck chu asians?
<Spudnewt> well, fuck you too, americans

* kate coughs on Telepath
* kate sodes mode +SARS Telepath
<kate> SUFFFER

<Dante> Removing the HD isn't a good idea. No guarantee I can
put it back in...And no she has no idea where my pr0n is
(Stashed at my grandmother's next door)

<Lyme> you know, sometimes, I ponder underwear.

<@f0dd|away> !topic #ol - guns don't kill people; I kill
people
*** nuff0r changes topic to '#ol - guns don't kill people; I
kill people'
<Kwazy> Guns kill people, but at least THEY dont rape them
afterwards
<Kwazy> *sick grin*

<Sn1p3r> Transferred 75 files totaling 3.41 GB in 01:20:20
(751.53 KBps)
<Sn1p3r> man, thats a lot of shit
<[Piratez]> be sure to flush
<[Piratez]> get a plunger while ur at it, i doubt 3.41gb will
go down in one flush

<erk> i have nothing against styrofoam.
<erk> it makes cute fluffy woodland creatures suffer.

<MoonlightShadow> I'm exhausted and as a result of that, sick
<BlueTicona> pms moon
<MoonlightShadow> I do not have pms!
<BlueTicona> no
<BlueTicona> i mean pm's

<OIS> jesus is a fraud
<Staunchy> well I wouldnt buy a car off him

<Yomanman> Free condoms for a week? Geez Emu, how many dogs do
you know?

*** [zc]cha0s sets mode: +o FA|Q3-Rain
<FA|Q3-Rain> woah
<FA|Q3-Rain> i am sexier than I thought
* FA|Q3-Rain dances
<[zc]cha0s> no I felt sorry for you

<Muzzle79> i'm so poor that we make the koolaid with water,
then steal a bunch of sugar packets from restraunts so that we
can add sugar to each glass...
<Astanix> lol
<Astanix> awesome
* Muzzle79 is serious.. i've done it before..
<Muzzle79> lol
<Jerki1989> im so poor i cant even afford to go to the
restraunt to steal sugar....
<Muzzle79> by restraunts i mean
<Muzzle79> arbys

<WarNPeace> There, 12 point font in terminal is readable
nicely
<WarNPeace> 8 was not.
<Cryto> hehe
<Cryto> get new eyes.
<WarNPeace> I'm just getting these broken in
<WarNPeace> Its taken lots of pr0n to get them where they are.
<Cryto> Broken being the key word. :)

<gb> drugs make music better
<gb> you ignorant fuck

<Jaz> there is not enough time in the history of civilisation
to watch all the pr0n on earth
<utopian> 1000 videos on 1000 screens
<utopian> all at once
<utopian> the law of statistics says you'll see a
shakespearean sonnet sooner or later
<Jaz> im sure john T bone has done a pr0n shakespeare
<utopian> sure, according to the law of statistics...

<Rafster> i just danced in front of my mirror again
<_berserk> so did I
<_berserk> got any dance techniques?
* DCC send to _berserk: how_to_dance_like_aj.mpg (10.1Mb)

(KrON^) *yawn*
(GoofNOff) *yawn*
(GoofNOff) stop that
ÄÄÄ ..[join/#php] hepcat_([email protected])
(cwc) No, YOU!  Who the hell ever caught a yawn off of the
internet?
(GoofNOff) I did... just now
ÄÄÄ cwc did too.  How embarrassing.

<Ten80> http://www.patrick.fm/boobies/boobies.php?text=
Melbourne+Wireless
<smarm> needs to have a line break :P
<CRC-Away> man, only a geek would see a nice set of tits, and
comment on the line break :)

<willyy> licq:  [ERR] Unable to load plugin (qt-gui): /usr/
local/lib/licq/licq_qt-gui.so: cannot open shared object file:
No such file or directory.
<willyy> which is the problem ?
<Lion-O> willyy: you're missing a file.
<willyy> which ?
<loply> willyy: Isnt that a tad obvious? ;)

<epic> so are MP movie rips good?
<Tetrad> I don't know, I'm just an op
<Tetrad> I can kick people, that's about it :P

<Sh-arpe> YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID PPL ON TE WHOLE IRC !i don't
know if i wrote without mistakes and i don't care at all !

<@jeric> If i cloned myself, changed the y chromosome to an x
chromosome, and then had sex with her, would it be
masturbation, or incest?

<Seth> lots of folks from Washington in here
<ProfessorEvil> yeah they don't have sheep up there so they
log into chat instead

<endura> fuck women, I got me a national geographic and a
bottle of gergins hand lotion, I'm fucking set for the next 10
years

<Ookey> now, I wonder what would be said if I said that all
guys are bi.
<JtHMx> *shrug* find out
<BathTub>  I think jthm is getting confused with 'all men want
chicks to be bi'
<JtHMx> see, bath is clearly just gay, rather than bi

<acrimonious> dude
<acrimonious> Celeron
* acrimonious feels unclean

<[Hobbes]> -rw-------    1 hobbes  hobbes  7802880 Aug 20
07:03 metaballs.core
<[Hobbes]> wtf is THAT
<@dk> your metaballs dumped thier core? ;)
<[Hobbes]> heh I read it as meatballs the first time
<@ky_druid> damn Hobbes, do you have to use your metaballs so
hard that they coredump? sheesh.

<Sca_li> I wouldn't really know what to do with a lot of money
either...
<Sca_li> I don't need much... a house, a car, a maid, a pool,
a golf course, a tennis court, soccer stadium (indoor)...

<SWM> i hate your fucking pancakes
<SWM> i never eat them
<SWM> "FUCK YOU EAT MY FUCKING PANCAKES"

<spiregrain> the worst thing about irc is that delay between
finding the server, and getting logged in.  Why does it
happen?  What can I do?
<spiregrain> the second worst thing is dumb questions like the
above

`rush» pokemon stadium is so tight
«@ Alp|nE» pokemon is fucking gay.
«`rush» :(
«`rush» i know
«`rush» save me

<Kae> dangit, I'm missing two bytes
<Epesh> Kae: make them up!
* l_oke hands kae a unicode character
<Epesh> there's only 65000 combinations
* Kae pads with 0's

<Cowclops> wtf
<Weng> WTF
<NKD> WTF
<Weng> SOMEONE USES OS/2
*** ben6 has joined #athlon
<Cowclops> [Austy VERSION reply]: Internet Adventurer for OS/2
PM (Registered) : Version 1.50 : Get it from http://
www.inetadv.net
<NKD> HAHAHA
<Weng> I have OS/2
<NKD> I hope to god thats a fake version reply
<Weng> But I sure as fuck don't USE it
<Cowclops> I kinda hope that too
<NKD> I have OS/2
<NKD> Oh wait nm
<NKD> thats a PS/2 port

<Wingzy> crud, you should come to windsor some day
<crudmonky> Wingzy: i would, but i have recurring nightmares
that i might find myself stuck in canada
<crudmonky> and a sole frenchman armed with just a white flag
would invade and win

<ASSX> were can i get some oc3`s

[u^A] jimmiejaz: have you use macos?
[jimmiejaz] no.
[u^A] it looks cool on tv
[u^A] oh
[syberghost] You can install MacOS on a TV?
[syberghost] I knew it went on new-age toilets, but not TVs.

<JoeMoFo> (clothing) FUBU = Farmers Used to Buy Us

<Arielana> i will not eat animal penis' for $50,000
<Arielana> lol
<Arielana> no way
<Phrizzawh> Arielana is a wuzz
<Phrizzawh> i would eat penis any day

<kolby> shit I'm sick, just got out of the hospital
<Scofco> You ok?
<kolby> Yea but Ball Reduction surgery is no cup of tea

<THC|Rawk> Okay, so here's the plan...
<THC|Rawk> At the premiere of the next Harry Potter movie, me
wearing a black cloak and a Darth Vader helmet
<THC|Rawk> Walking up to some fucktard dressed up as Harry
Potter himself, going "Dumbledore lied, Harry. I am your
father!"
<THC|Rawk> Then ditch the helmet, pull up the hood on the
cloak, and try and pass myself of as a dementor.
<THC|Rawk> Some fucker is gonna be sooooo confused for the
rest of the evening!

<Psychedelia> i live here with my two flatmates in one room, a
small corridor and a toilet
<Psychedelia> i'm in poverty lol
<Abrid> ha ha! right on
<PornoFiend> Where's poverty?  Is it nice?

<RugNug> naw......just reboot
<crak_pipe> that works
<RugNug> and fantasize about keeping the inventer of popups in
my basement for a coupla years
<crak_pipe> hell yah
<crak_pipe> lemme beat on him for a bit as well
<RugNug> heheheh......i could make millions......with a cover
charge

<uno> you don't see us tossing around phrases like "throbbing
cock" do you?

Bhuddist Pimp: I love how if you right click the type box in
AIM, you can select Undo before you do anything
L3ech3r: Undo nothing?!?
L3ech3r: Would be rather odd if it undid the last thing you
said
L3ech3r: Thus erasing a bit of history
L3ech3r: You would forget I ever said that
L3ech3r: ..that would be awesome
Bhuddist Pimp: what would be awesome? I clicked undo.

<kitteh> new vanilla cock
<kitteh> cock!@?!@
<`e|mmaS> BAHAHHA
<kitteh> COKE

<Stemish> "How many NOC staff does it take it screw in a light
bulb?"
<PetrDoubt> 500 to send the outage notices to nocstaff, 14
managers to
escalate it to client services and back, and one to change
it.

Rob - you know u have a high sperm count when she has to chew
before she swallows!

(arrogant) you wont see a pussy until your 35 and your wife is
ready for her cherry to be busted

* ETP runs away like a one legged trialathete in the special
olympics of your mind

* phucknut == drunk
<phucknut> wh00000
<ian_> phucknut, I replaced your beer with bottles of my piss.
<phucknut> yum
<phucknut> i'm gonna go back to the bar and drink some more
<phucknut> wh000
<phucknut> lata chump
<phucknut> ssss
<cwd> haha
<cwd> phucknut turns into a dalnet user when he's drunk

<SilverJstr> it's toonie tuesday.. I might go get some kfc
<ThanatoChaos> What's toonie tuesday?
<SilverJstr> chicken for two bucks
<ThanatoChaos> Really?
<SilverJstr> You'd have to have toonies in order to get this
deal.
<ThanatoChaos> toonies?
<SilverJstr> two dollar coins
<ThanatoChaos> oh this is a stupid cannuck thing
<SilverJstr> yep  :)
<ThanatoChaos> canada is one of the worst countries in the
world, it's everything the world hates about america and
france combined in one arctic wasteland
<SilverJstr> ignorant weenie

<LemonTea> i have no desire to see a real person nude

<Mike|sleep> Redwolf probibly has a record for # of people
that setinfo him
<RedWolf> :/
<RedWolf> im soo popular
<Mike|sleep> nah. you just say stupid shit all the time.

<Miss^Katie> whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done
<rachhh> well before i had my first bisexual experience, i was
smoking pot, and my boyfriend was licking me out and then he
got my dog and my dog was licking me
<Miss^Katie> what was that like?
<rachhh> it was really good
<rachhh> i dont think i would have done it if i knew about it
though
<rachhh> you ever done anything like that?
<Miss^Katie> ummm not with animals

[@Preacher|UITY] anyone here familiar with disc juggler?
[@ZedR] my uncle works at the circus yes

<MC_GREG> your hapkido will not save you when i am wiping your
asshole with your tongue

< Logik-> jesus fucking christ this lag!
< cristib> 11:33 CTCP PING reply from Logik-: 1.527 seconds
< Logik-> cristib, my computers ram
< cristib> your RAM is fucking lagging?
< cristib> that's deep