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<Tweak> did i tell you splits?
<Tweak> i am a camp counslor
<Tweak> for 5th graders
<boysplitter> !!!
<boysplitter> CAN I COME TOO!!??

<andreaskem> All this washin powder pretending to make your
clothes whiter
<andreaskem> One day I will invent one that really works
<andreaskem> And I'm going to call it "white pow(d)er"

<train> i'm on prison net
<train> that still works
<Hooblah> wtf
<Hooblah> prison?
<Hooblah> as in locked up n shit?
<Zebracake> heh!
<Zebracake> no, irc.prison.net

<Random> Mdk: did your mom actually teach Erica to be a ninja,
does she come on irc, or is this all some big joke i'm not
getting?

(+Wheelman56) i got my crack refilled this morning
:D::DD::D:D::D:WFLKHN(*$#H@:OFI

Abyss: Matt -- you ain't got nothing i can't subpoena,
army-boy.
Matt Nute: From what we hear, it's a rather small subpoena.

<@Brains-Lans> women suck, thats why i love cat5, slender,
sexy, doesnt annoy me.

<merle> damn it, i cant figure out what is taking up so much
room on my hdd
<scott-> probably gay porn you renamed and hid a long time ago

<BiBOp> heya
<BiBOp> little question
<BiBOp> what services are best for unreal ?
<Aristotles> funeral services

<WorstQEvr> buying douches over the internet is like the
epitome of shady

(Deranged): I wanna get a job in a candy store putting fudge
into boxes.
(Deranged): That way, when people ask what I do for a living,
I can say I'm a fudge packer.

<@skelter> I don't smoke, cocks or otherwise

<amped> ok guys, i'm back
<lodg> im sure u were doing something important like watching
ppl party from ur window

<@meiso> ftp: 80921107 bytes received in 87.26Seconds
927.40Kbytes/sec.
<@meiso> man this modem turbo booster really helps

<jeyjeydiggy> hey im writing a paper about madonna and i need
someone thats gay to help me out, melee can you help me?
<melee> you sure thats not an autobiography?

(nathan) weird.  my dsl works better as long as i'm constantly
pinging the server
(nathan) as soon as i stop pinging one direction or the other,
it blocks up
(nathan) like a bad bowel movement

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Exiting)
��� Bluemoon [xxx@yyy] has joined #eee
��� mode/#eee [+o Bluemoon] by ChanServ
��� SignOff Bluemoon: #eee (Client
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<fester> Gunn: wtf are you doing?
<fester> exercising process creation?
<GunnX> something like that
<fester> you'll bend your fork() :)

<Vaelin> ah, see, now i'd like to be the kind of person who
writes their own scripts.. i'm practically that sort of guy
<Vaelin> only i've got a lot less initiative, so i just sit
there and say "i'd like to write my own scripts."
<Vaelin> and that is all i do towards learning to write my own
scripts

<sumluzr> anime is part of a japanese conspiracy to lower the
collective intelligence of america!
<sumluzr> um... never mind, it can;'t get anuy lower ;)

Wangtangs2 <AUTO-REPLY> :  taking a dump ;) >:o PUSH!!!
PRoGRaMMeRQ: I'm taking a screenshot of that and pasting that
on my front website

<Lizrdling> bunch other thatway doing swing.
<Lizrdling> bunch of me and others having a picnic.
<nebouxii> swinging? like having sex with each other?
<rob`> nebo; Stanford, not Berkeley.

<lux> my dog walked in while i was stroking it
<lux> so i gave him a facial
<lux> =[

Phynix: eddy:  You are being attacked by the Iraqian
Information Warriors.  Be prepared, your computer will soon be
integrated into the computers for food program, and you'll
wake up tommorow and instead of a computer, you'll have a bowl
of rice and a small loaf of bread.
Phynix: Compliments of Saddam.
eddy: mmm bread

* TpS has returned, cleaning shit stains off my panties.
[gone:3h28m12s]
<BDawkins> party on
<Yourname> my my! you've been cleaning panties for 3 hours!!!
<Yourname> lol
<sycon> heh
<TpS> the stains were really bad

<jayscrib> I'm hosting a few websites, how can I enable people
to connect and edit their sites? FTP is a no-go, and telnet
wont work will it? The server is a win98 box (and a lil note:
I have a router to go through)
<LilWashu> youre hosting websites for people on a win98
machine?
<LilWashu> good luck

<@madCoder> i need to decide .. do i curl up and go to sleep
and waste the rest of the day, or do i go to my 2pm class? :|
<@Hatcher> what class
<@madCoder> calculus problem section
<@madCoder> i took calc in high school, got one of the highest
grades on the exam last week :| do I really have to go? D:
<@madCoder> its not even the real class
<@madCoder> some grad student does a bunch of problems on the
chalk board
<@madCoder> if you let me keep talking, i'll convince myself
that school sucks and hibernate till after spring break
<@madCoder> ok then, that's settled
* madCoder is away: sleeping, be back in a few weeks
* madCoder is now known as madCoderhibarnating

<Sean> ahh yes, things like that interest me. putting things
in awkward places

<sleepypandabear> homosexual people are so gay

TheGodfather2613: i mean if you're going to have upside down
crosses you should also have a desecrated star of david and an
upside down crescent moon as well as someone bitch slapping
krishna

<Amanda> OKAY. MCDONALD'S, TACO BELL, OR "OTHER"?

<jixn> thats because u eat the crust first
<jixn> if u know what i mean
<jixn> putt from the ruff
<jixn> have gay sex etc
<Antimatter> I've never heard of either of those phrases jinx
<jixn> i made the first one up myself

<GaNja> anyone here good at setting up video cards?
<Blue> nope, im horrible at it myself, so bad in fact i dont
even havea video card
<GaNja> oh
<GaNja> that sucks

DragonSiege: you people have acronyms for everything
siwelwerd: i can't think of anything that E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G.
stands for

<@Po|2N`GotSex> ok everyone this is the most funniest thing
that has happended to me in years....
<@Po|2N`GotSex> my g/f mom found out we fucked
<ownsya> lol
<@Po|2N`GotSex> and we sat and talked it out

<Kruge> I think there should be a seperate internet for ugly
bitches
<Kruge> suuuure, if you wanna take amateur porn pics of
yourself, you go right ahead.  But post them on the Ugly Bitch
Web

<KiLLaKoW> http://www.discountbabies.com/cgi-bin/ebaby/
auction.cgi?afterdinnermints&1077202666
* APE_ wonders if u can actually buy them
<SonicRageX> ape do you know how many people there arethat
want babies but cant  have them
<APE_> yeh
<APE_> something like a few million
<KiLLaKoW> that is such a retarded figure
<KiLLaKoW> there are probably more than twice that number up
for auct...err, adoption

(Demention) Qwa-Z sucks like George Michael in a men's
bathroom :P

<nou> See, I can give women orgasms just by talking to them.
<Art> Hmm. It generally helps if you plug in *both* ends of an
ethernet cable.

<^shauny^> i have a prob here
<And-1> don't we all ...
<^shauny^> no no really
<And-1> we're all on here ... that's our prob

<Al_Koholic> FPD?
<NativeAmericanPsycho> It's a black thing.
<EMWCPrez> Like KFC?

Mayor of your Brain: I weasled out of going to my cousin's
graduation ;)
C_Caillavet: you rule
C_Caillavet: But what if you missed out on punch and pie?
Mayor of your Brain: Fuck them, I got meatloaf

<Azmodan> this is so useless
<Azmodan> 1 ping, 10 fps

<Primus> does any1 know how to tell just by looking, what size
a RAM chip is?

<Wheeze> "yo baby...we all urinate...wanna do it?"
<BIGmog|site> wanna urinate?!  that's your pick up line?
<BIGmog|site> you need to put something in between then
<BIGmog|site> otherwise you're gonna get pee'd on

therealspm: u busy whackin off again
wispyspark: no it wasnt leting me

(Pikaben) I just thought of something.
(Pikaben) Do people in Europe measure their wangs with the
Metric system?
(SSNWadmanKiddo) Probably? Maybe? Oh my. :O
(Joe_Fox) what else would we use?
(Pikaben) Our superior american Measurement system? =/
(Joe_Fox) superior
(Joe_Fox) as if
(Joe_Fox) imperial is crap :|
(SSNWadmanKiddo) HAR HAR
(SSNWadmanKiddo) American Measurment is so outdated.
(Joe_Fox) exactly
(Joe_Fox) round numbers are alot easier to use and handle
(Joe_Fox) heh, round
(SSNWadmanKiddo) Round... firm... fully pac-::shot::
(Joe_Fox) just what i was waiting for

slightlypissed : I once got hit on by an old man when I was
leaving a cicuit city :(
sourgirldaisey : hahahah
sourgirldaisey : did you get his number?
sourgirldaisey : :)
slightlypissed : no, I kinda just walked faster

<Magus> # robots.txt for http://www.riaa.com/
<Magus> # questions contact [email protected]
<Magus> User-agent: *
<Magus> Disallow: /temp/
<Magus> Disallow: /admin/
* Magus cracks up

<BlackDeth> gb: ph33r im gonna be seeing spacegirl in a few
weeks :P
<LkTrout1> Deth is a boner.
<blazemore> lk has a blackdeth.

<Hanna> that is to say you are nucking futs
<Pyro711> Nucking futs. proves you are not the person you
claim to be. well groomed ect.
<i luv fluffy> hanna ur  a  sucking  flut

<Azif> I want a computer that i can plug into the back of my
neck. That way I can have both hands free when I'm looking at 
internet porn

taintedepitome: its sad
i am RAWK: what?
taintedepitome: when a boy wants ebola more than he wants you

n e r d b 5: ever farted and the smell stuck to you for like a
whole day?

<@v9> i think survivor 3 should be where we put all of them in
a landmark building, and see who pussies out first
<@v9> like the empire state building

<bCc> Here are my Desperate Attempts To Get Rid Of AOL
<bCc> 1) I hired and exorcist to get rid of AOL on my
computer. It failed to work.
<bCc> 2) I also buried CD's In holy water, the holy water
evaporated but the CDs survived and now glow red...
<bCc> 3) I pissed on my AOL CD's and returned them to
AOL...They sent me a thank you note for the cologne
<toc-> haha

<s_> well
<s_> i have button and string shorts
<troop> I'll bet
<s_> and its hell to go to the bathroom
<s_> so i just lift my short leg up
<s_> and pee out the side
<troop> lol

<Luigi30> alt.people.ugly.stupid.ops.term
<Luigi30> The busiest newsgroup in the world!
* You have been banned from #gamecube (alt.luigi.banned)

* enwhysea can't wait for the war with iraq
<MamlaCat> enwhy it will never happen
<enwhysea> That might be the reason i can't actually wait for
it.

<+Disasterologist> wtf why does nobody ever convert to judaism
on their death beds?
<@Locke> they cant make money as they're dying

<Tleilaxu[UN1]> I am soon to be my own corporation!!!
<Tleilaxu[UN1]> now to start the shady deals and insider
trading
<BigSax[UN1]|aboot> send some stock tips my way
<Tleilaxu[UN1]> im the only stock owner... guess i shouldnt
try to cheat myself
<Tleilaxu[UN1]> ill be a type-s corporation
<Tleilaxu[UN1]> tried for the faster type-r for the extra
horsepower

<`Hunter> Dutch tv sounds really shite, the only good stuff is
what you steal off us :/
<RevMonsta> wtf your right
<RevMonsta> he is giving a sausage a blowjob

<KMQ> foo is not xxxx
<Skunks> foo *can* be xxxx
<KMQ> no...
<KMQ> fooo can be xxxx
<Skunks> heh
<KMQ> but not foo
<Skunks> variable length is not limited by the name of the
variable :P

<Pi|Mu|Rho> http://www.bash.org/?36444
<Ozy> geoff gets that lots
<Pi|Mu|Rho> I can imagine
<Ozy> theres a whole bunch of people stuck to the ceiling
nearby my desk, roughly where geoff sits on the floor above us
<Pi|Mu|Rho> That's such a hilarious image

Maxx`: typing "/list" you are flooding this irc server!
-  [quit] Rob_acid (Max SendQ exceeded)
-  [quit] milashka^ (Max SendQ exceeded)
-  [quit] Alinka (Max SendQ exceeded)
-  [quit] Marakabez (Max SendQ exceeded)
SkiF: LOL

<djglitch> my house is full of doctor's mask and water bottles
<djcrom> house party?
<djglitch> yea, hehe

<CrazyDe> did I tell u what I got this girl for christmas?
<CrazyDe> I got her lingerie in 1 box
<CrazyDe> and I put before
<CrazyDe> and in another box
<CrazyDe> I put pajamas in there
<CrazyDe> and put after

<MoeFugger> shit, when i go back to my high school, i feel
like r kelly at the playground
<PhD> are you sure thats not the elementry school you
frequent?
<MoeFugger> :|

<Cecil> I keep on getting this error, it tells me to press
"any" key, where the fuck is the any key?
<A|LOCO> Right between the "jack" and "ass" key

<hash> can anyone point me towards some resources for setting
up ISA NICs?
<wilnixAFK> the handbook?
<wilnixAFK> google?
<halcy0n> trash can, and ebay
<razorini> lol halcy0n
<hash> why did i even bother asking