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<Thin-H-Line> what's the best thing about an ethiopian
blowjob?
<Porn_Angel> what?
<SKS> wat?
<Thin-H-Line> you know she'll swallow..

<djazonic> tiko: do you know how to setup a win2k's telnet
server?
<JediPimp> djazonic: format c: ; <insert linux CD>

<CoRDWoRK> i know everything your thinking ... you dirty
bastard ;)
<Tarrasque> why else do you think the cat is sleeping on my
lap?
<CoRDWoRK> to get the mouse outa ya ass?
<Tarrasque> no, because i get no other pussy this close.

<MMMaven> I can see the headlines now... "super-modified AIBO
captures bin laden!"

<@lemming> i had my box for a while, and had to have
replacement HDs twice, since they kept getting errors on
them... the second time they sent a different make, 60gig,
instead of the 40gig i had before... and it's noisy as fuck :/
<@lemming> still, if i turn my death metal up load enough i
can't hear it, and that allows me to have 20 gigs more death
metal than i could have had before... ;)

<kuro> dork? whale penis?
<timmo> we have some in the fridge

<phear:#916> yeah, california received a giant lube job from
energy producers this year

<bleepstreet> i have 2 dvd drives showing up in my computer
but i only have 1
<bleepstreet> how do i delete one of them?
<NE|Strand`WAGr> maybe it had babys?
<bleepstreet> then how do i abort teh baby?
<eyesore> coat hanger and draino

<MrMaddog> Hairy men and eggs does not a porn make :P
<Rucas> You've never been to Germany, have you?

<Dark_Fox> Macs are the diet vanilla coke of computers

<fuck0ff> hi, does someone here know the escape sequence for a
blank?
<fuck0ff> hello? a blank ?
<fuck0ff> escape sequence like 't' for tab, and blank like the
things you do between words. ?
<fuck0ff> it's for a c program
<fuck0ff> has the channel #programming anything to do with,
like to program?
<MadSciFab> why do u need an escape sequence for a blank
space?
<MakAtak> err.. is that what you call "space"?

<[DI]Indefinate> lan party = lots of pr0n = full hdd = fucked
computer = no pr0n to watch = disaster!

<milenko> september was much better for my downloads
<Rudeboi> i've been too busy these last few months so mine has
been down a bit
<milenko> hahaha you dont dl coz you are busy. i dont dl coz
ive got all the lesbian porn on kazaa

<fatmatt> ha, the raelians claim to have produced the worlds
first human clone, I doubt it, haven't they seen the Mormons?
<fatmatt> those guys have even managed to clone the bicycle as
well

« BmxMovieM » does anyone know where i can get the macintosh
os...but for pc?

<deevee> I love my new computer
<deevee> more than my gf

<Cloud> whenever i try to submit my password, it says my pass
is already registered
<Cloud> cant find out whats wrong
<Tranks> /msg nickserv idenitfy <password>
<Cloud> hmmm...
<Cloud> strange
<Cloud> it said it isnt registered
<Cloud> although i keep saying register it
<Cloud> brb, lemme restart mirc
* Cloud has quit IRC
* Cloud has joined #radio
<Cloud> it keeps saying my password is incorrect!
<Cloud> hey it worked
<Cloud> kept typing in <> around my password

<^Jenn^> hard to find good landlords that work with you
<Glyolis> Your landlord works for McDonalds?

<Hydro> Tragedy ensues as the 80's metal band Great White
loses every single one of its 96 fans.

<netmunky> i just ate
<orange1> he says as he returns from the bathroom

<mookster> Florida's getting fucked again... That really
sucks. Good luck, man
<litty> not to avoid or make light the seriousness of any
hurricane, but saying florida gets fucked by a hurricane is
damn funny.  it's like the eye of the hurricane (the vagina)
is on a mission to get it on with something. and there could
be no better way to fill it's gaping gash with the biggest
penis in the world (florida).

* phantasie Back! i'm hot, wet and naked!
phantasie- it's SO funny in lesbian rooms

krux [[email protected]] has
joined #linux
<krux> yello
<krux> dsl is back buah :)
SignOff krux: #linux (Ping timeout)

<BJKlein> so you download opera and use bsd on that?

<XZergonaleashIX> yeah, drowning your fish eh?
<XZergonaleashIX> in prison talk thats
<XZergonaleashIX> ugh...
<XZergonaleashIX> nevermind, thats nasty

<storm_> http://www.cnn.com/2000/NATURE/01/13/monkey.cloning/
index.html
<storm_> they clone them and send them on to irc

<Comrade_90> any one have the new "best of nirvana" album?
<`2L> best of nirvana?
<`2L> whats that?
<`2L> 74 minutes of silence from just after when Kurt died?

<thinkmad> who made these stupid ass tutorials?
<thinkmad> one of them should be
<thinkmad> how to be fucking stupid

<mironixima> hello
<mironixima> any redhat 9 users in here?
<SKaReCRoW> let's hope not

<@Twitch`> i wish there was a special room in our building
where guys could go and jerk off on their coffee breaks
<@Twitch`> that'd be a fuckin stress buster if there ever was
one
<@Path> hahahah

Scarface8393: i was just looking at the bottle of cooking oil
because im making spaghetti and i was wondering. what is extra
virgin? is that like never ever gonna get laid?

<meatpuppet> is there like a special procedure for making sure
that the porno dvds come back clean?
<meatpuppet> im that much less likely to borrow dvd porn from
my local video store now

<Base2> Win2k has that feature where I can be logged in, then
"suspend" or whatever, and let my girl user her account right?
<Cosmok> Base2   thats xp
<Base2> damn it
<Floach> your girl needs her own damn computer :)
<Cosmok> who are you kidding, you dont have a gf, just a sock
<_mrG> hrm
<_mrG> I guess socks could use a computer, if they are the
type with toes

<@i-node> I thought battlenet checked to see if you were
korean
<@i-node> if(iskorean()){acceptconnection();}

* BassBone finishes all his evening rituals and prepares to
pack it in
<Selene> Okay. That was bad timing. I'm reading porn and
Bassbone is talking about packing it in.

<Defister> you guys seen that video of the girl shooting live
eels out her ass and having another jap girl eat them?
<Monga> The japanese like sushi WAY too much.

* Giga is now known as Giga|AFK
<Giga|AFK> I think zucchini gives me gas.
<xhg> Giga|AFK maybe you shouldn't eat
<Giga|AFK> But I love farting and pissing my sister off.  It
gets her off the computer.
<Giga|AFK> Did I mention zucchini was my favorite food?

<Derian> This is going to be an interesting mix of PHP and
jabascript......
<Derian> javascript
<Derian> only a little jabascript.....
<Ngaru> haha
<Ngaru> that's like, fat alien script.
<Derian> haha yah

<NLAL> Can you guys change my ip?

*** Aplo ([email protected]) has joined #c++
<Aplo> !list
<Hexley> Aplo: Please type "no warez here toidinamai" (without
quotes).
<Aplo> no warez here toidinamai
<Hexley> Aplo: Thanks for Playing. Now read what you said
(last word reversed)... ;)
<IRoC> lol
<TelimTor> lol
*** Aplo ([email protected]) has left #c++

<Milo> the karma chameleon is gonna come by one day, give you
a fatal illness, and then piss in your mouth

<spinner2019> i've got an error msg no such file 'file.mp3'
<Mutt-Away> Spinner: That's because the tidal winds in Africa
are continental.

<eurotrash> ok, wouldn't '/bind ^w next' bind ctrl-w to next
window?
<eurotrash> heh
<eurotrash> err, I just u||bou||d my || key
<eurotrash> by mistake
<eurotrash> this sucks
<IceKarma> eurotrash: because there are several things that
start with "next"
<IceKarma> eurotrash: just saying 'next' on its own isn't
enough
<eurotrash> heh, IceKarma must teach me this bi||d key stuff

<zX-ArcH> my friend has a virus, he runs windows XP, every
5-10 minutes his comp will shut down automaticlly, he must
create new users just to even get on! if u know what kind of
virus this is , or if u can help in anyway please PM ME
<@CitizenErazed> it's called 'windows xp'

<EFX> at least I'm not black with a huge penis

<shantanu> I cannot log to my remote machine as root using
telnet
<shantanu> how do I disable that?

<Smackman> I need faster and larger HD
<Rathen|Ratbot> I need faster and harder SL..
<Smackman> SL?
<Rathen|Ratbot> Sex life
<Rathen|Ratbot> lol :D
<Rathen|Ratbot> Just kidding
<Rathen|Ratbot> I only make love to my hand

<@WrmSlayer> i just peeled off my keyboard glove thingy
<Ironmax^> keyboard glove?
<@WrmSlayer> yeah
<@spidey> you got a conny on your keyboard?
<@WrmSlayer> yeah its like a condom
<@WrmSlayer> stops spooge from leaking down between the keys
<@spidey> it must take away all feel :)

<[cut]> fuckin russians made my ftp server crash last night.
somebody from 212.46.194.123 -> ip-583.dialup.cl.spb.ru
<hypr> hahhahwhaw
<[cut]> what the fuck
<[cut]> somebody from romainia tried to steal my leapFTP
bookmark file
<[cut]> (005570) 6/3/2001 12:04:28 AM - 56k (217.13.97.62) >
asked to change directory : 'C:ftpmp3 -> C:ftpmp3C:PROGRAM
FILESLEAPFTP' --> Access denied (No Such Directory).
<[cut]> Resolved 217.13.97.62 to mflorin.soft.forte.ro
<hypr> hahahahahaha
<SysError> cut the foreigners want war with you
<[cut]> i added to my welcome message.. IF ALL OFF YOU
EUROPEAN/ASIAN FOREIGN FUCKS KEEP TRYING TO "HACK" ME. THE
SERVER WILL GO PRIVATE.

<dx-trin> i just want to go to CPL to make a movie of all the
uglyest people ever
<Rival|Inq> "gamers gone ugly"
<Rival|Inq< "uncensored"

<TreeSquid> he's not foreign, just stupid

<+NoNameAndrew> yeah right, you were rubbing the one eye'd
snake to him like I am
<+NoNameAndrew> her*

<tate> I just love the taste of heroin. You know?
<tate> I could eat it by the spoonfull.
<ecs> it doesnt go in your mouth
<ecs> it goes up your anus and makes it bleed
<ecs> so you can yell my anus is bleeding
<tate> I think ecs has heroin confused for penis
<ecs> isnt heroin the long slender shaft like object that you
shove in your asshole?

<@cvd> is it odd that i've watched so much porn that I
recognize boobies?
<@axxessdenied> no
<@axxessdenied> its perfectly normal
<@axxessdenied> ...i hope
<@cvd> is it odd that i've watched so much porn that I
recognize boners?
<@axxessdenied> OMFG GAYZ!!!!!!!
<+auero> I'd go to a doctor about that

[ Elim-away ] i wish i had money...they say it cant buy
happiness, but fuck them, ima prove em wrong
[ Elim-away ] i wanna buy like designer clothes, and jiz on
em...stain em and shit...wooo...i have wierd goals in life
[ phrozenfire ] its true, money cant buy happiness. but it's
not happiness i want, it's money
[ Elim-away ] yea!
[ phrozenfire ] if i wanted happiness i would have killed
myself already :D

<Mars_Alien> okey wat am i missing
<Gandalf> your h key?
--> jennings1 ([email protected]) has
joined #Highveld
<Mars_Alien> gulo jennings1

<%Reaper_TDS> yea ridein cock is hard work huh
<@Kodiake> I busted ass all day today and yesterday

<@MousePad> Mainframes never forget ;)

^QuickSilver: Why the fuck don't *I* get $200 every time I
walk around a bunch of locations?
Shoudai: Cause monopolies are illegal ^_^

<Afterglow> tom what's the wallop command for mirc? you know?
<relapse> slash onotice i am gay

<Grimace> I went to a goon party after drinking a bottle o
vodka.
<Grimace> I think I had goon and powerade ... ultra blue puke.
<FiremanSam> fluro pukes own
<FiremanSam> i did a bright green one after a cocktails
<Veggie> i did a red spew once.. but that as cocktail related
and not blood so I'm happy
<zer0> I once had a mate drink piss from a gatorade bottle (By
accident) and spew it back up.....thats like piss and spew in
one!!!
<Grimace> wtf............

<TylerParker> As for the third LOTR
<TylerParker> I hope they don't leave out my favorite part of
the book
<TylerParker> The part with the mushroom cloud at the end that
gets frodo and jarjar binks
<Rabbitoh> dildo binks and baggar vance are the best part of
LOTR
<TylerParker> And then Willy Wonka comes out and gives them
two golden tickets

<Ken> Massages are pretty healthy for you.
<Ken> It's a form of preventive medicine
<KageGamer> what about the massages that like the little
japanese girl walks on your back
<KageGamer> what if she has long nails on her toes
<KageGamer> wouldnt that hurt?
DannoHung> In mother russia, YOU walk on little Japanese girl!

<Kudakeru> i just comitted a twinkie hate crime...

<pimpybra> Did you just get off on that?
<Valgar_> On Tuna?
<Valgar_> I like it, but not that much

<@Skute> so what is elf doing going out with a 14 year old??
<+Rebs|busy> having a good time it seems

<Kiyone> i know you live in australia and everything, but do
you know who vanilla ice is?
<reaper> yes
<reaper> he used to be a jazz musician, and became a pornstar

thep0et> i can pull my scrotum up to the point where it looks
like a pussy

[ Tom^ ] i remember my mate had a 33k modem, and we were like
you should upgrade to 56k, then his dad was like, there is no
point cus most webpages wont load any faster than around 33k
anyway
[ Tom^ ] that was when i thought the internet was some guy
sitting in a room and when you type in a web page he got that
then sent the page to ur pc
[ Tom^ ] replace man with server and i had the idea :P
[ L-uNiT ] that's an awesome system tom
[ L-uNiT ] if he doesn't feel well then he'll just go away
[ L-uNiT ] and toilet brakes mean that we'll all get 404's
[ L-uNiT ] it'd be more effecient than microsoft servers