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<Tony> Aqua Teen Bukakke Force!@
<ecs> i love that show.

* I^Need^A^GirL^IN^MY^LifE was kicked by CityWoman (banned:
Try a date service.)

<poo_al> i used to have "bromothymol blue" in my memory
buffer.
<poo_al> then i copied the girlskissing url
<poo_al> and pasted that into my lab
<poo_al> too bad i found it
<poo_al> my teacher would have given me a 110% if i left it in
:(

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<KGL-900> Currawong, if you ever want to kill your ghost, the
command is: /msg giznick ghost KGL-900 steamshovel

<Lowtax> Command and Conquer? Is that being the movie with
Regis & kathy Lee?

<contagious> I think dalnet is getting laid...and services are
2nd priority

<B_Spears> Jimmy Buffet? aww
<Slander> Jimmy rocks man
<Ferney> heh
<B_Spears> yeah, in a rocking chair ;)

* Now talking in #schizophrenia
* Topic is 'Welcome to chat for suffers and family and friends
affected by schizophrenia - a brain disease.'
* Set by para on Tue Nov 14 18:00:23
<CaffeineBoy> hey
<CaffeineBoy> so... do you guys make individual usernames for
your multiple personalities?

<Kaff> how festy are we talking ?
<tm> makes your armpits seem like surgical theatres

<McMoo> my computer doesn't even have a ps/2 port
<RYan-> how do you connect your mouse?

<AlexChiu> Brent: Oh yeah.  Well, would you have felt better
if I hadn't told you about it and you got hit with a noxious
stench upon prying off a girl's dry, crusty panties?

<Miko> hey i don't remember them dropping food on NYC when
they crashed into the WTC

hitm4n: the next 3 auctions all end within 2 mins of each
other
hitm4n: 1h11m, 1h12m and 1h14m on each
caffeinekid: for a minute there, I thought you were having
trouble spelling your nick :s
caffeinekid: i should pay more attention

<Spacer> just heard a funny story from my mom just now
<Spacer> she works as a teacher
<Spacer> and in one of her classes, it started to smell like
dog poo
<Spacer> so she made everyone check their shoes, but they were
all clean
<Spacer> so she went to the head of year
<Spacer> and got her to check everyones shoes
<Spacer> but they were all clean still
<Spacer> the smell was coming from the radiator area, so she
asked the caretaker to check it out
<Spacer> while he was doing that, she sent everyone outside
<Spacer> but it still smelt in the corridor
<Spacer> and she traced the smell to some girl
<Spacer> and she checked her shoes, but they were clean
<Spacer> she goes "you smell a little whiffy today, go to the
toilets and check yourself out"
<Spacer> so she walks off
<Spacer> and the smell goes
<Spacer> when she gets back, she goes to my mom
<Spacer> with a big smile on her face, and says "sorry miss, i
poo'd my panties"
<Spacer> this is a year 11 girl, like 17 years old :P

<Arbo> IRC: Therapy for the deranged.

<FrAuStY|wirk> why is it.. condom only cover your dong? I
mean.. your balls are steadily slapping some wet dripping
poontang
<Thordic> Your balls dont have a dirty juice entry point
<C_Mayhem> if she bites they do....

[opti-alex] is there a tutorial somewhere that walks you
through step by step on making a php site?!
[N{t}|slider] www.php.net
[opti-alex] i found nothing there

<wankel> can anyone try and get a cd-key for me ive tryed and
had no luck its for soldier of fortune 2
<maestro> wankel: can anyone try going to your local wal-mart
and BUYING THE DAMN SOFTWARE?
<maestro> if you want to warez it, at least put some effort
into it :)

<gigatron> fett
<gigatron> anyone
<gigatron> did u get jk2 yet
<Hydrac7> I'm trying now
<Hydrac7> on eDonkey but it's slow as hell
<Hydrac7> expect me to code it faster than it will download

<twist> I masturbated to a dreamcast game once
<twist> It was a fighting game, and 2 of the chicks had very
large breasts
<twist> and their breasts jiggled when they moved

<crunchyfish> Yeah, poor ZS. Shoplifting, and then getting in
trouble for shoplifting. Things are so fucking unfair
sometimes.
<Chris_A> Hey, Winona Ryder didn't lose her IRC priviledges.
<crunchyfish> Yeah, and she's not half as hot as ZS.

<crunchyfish> The space shuttle Columbia walks into a bar and
the bartender says, "Hey, why do you look so down?" The
shuttle says, "Oh, I just broke up with my crew."

<cinnabar> i wonder how much heat 8 hard drives in there would
generate.
<loophole> I don't know
<loophole> but
<loophole> it doens't matter when you've ejaculated
<loophole> all over the inside of it
<cinnabar> uh...

<BurntAsh> i just know the shit has officially pissed me off
beyond belief, ive had it up to here ^ with that place screwin
with me
<@tmbg> BurntAsh: three words:
<@tmbg> Rocket Propelled Grenades

<Primal[Djedi]> rent: am i in rnd1...my wife wants to know NOW
<tiepilot> I told you Primal, you should fuck the wife
inbetween rounds

OAGreatLordAxion: You worry me sometimes, Tom.
Blast Enforcer: Good.
Blast Enforcer: I like to keep people on their toes.
OAGreatLordAxion: U and your homoerotic thoughts...
OAGreatLordAxion: u sure thats not on thier knees?

<endura> dude "I just realized whats so kickass
<endura> my dads out of town the whole weekend 
<endura> I can walk around naked for the next 48 hours!

<FIFpe> Dude, can you ask Andrew to look for my wallet when he
gets home
<FIFpe> Cause I need it hard
<Qinop> yeah
<Qinop> he has it hard
<FIFpe> THANK THE LORD ALMIGHTY
<FIFpe> Tell him to stick it...in his mail-box, and I"ll pick
it up on the way to church
<Qinop> we don't have a box, we have a slot
<Qinop> actually it's more like a chute
<Qinop> so we will stick it in our "door"
<FIFPe> sweet

<@Bikutoru|gone> well, you beat me
<@Bikutoru|gone> i'm out of ammo
<+Edwin> already?
<@Bikutoru|gone> damn right
<+Edwin> jeez no wonder men call you the "minute man" in bed
<@Bikutoru|gone> =|

<Seteh> man... we've been together over 2 years now :)
<raeccratf> ask her to marry you, then you can have a night of
great fun!
<raeccratf> but regret it in the morning :/

seanchil: zero5: What linux distro do you have?
Zero5: okay. can you please help me installing it.
Zero5: i have linux 9.0

<HansonSis> oh, screw the japanese...they knew what they did
the moment they did it, and they'll never do it
again....bombing them would be a waste of a good bomb....drop
it on people who don't know we mean business yet3
<MalkavsWisdom> Yeah.. those damn ethiopians.

<FlipTopBx> damnit, last night i fell asleep with my space
heater on.
<FlipTopBx> i had three boxes of Cracker Jack, each with the
contents fused together into a sort of super-popcorn.
<nitrifik_> neat
<nitrifik_> eat them
<FlipTopBx> heh.  that would be the obvious thing to do.  i'm
not in the process of trying to "thaw" them out.

<Necroth|HAPPY> <|707th|Selerox> not even god understands
women <-- not even womans understand womans ;)
<|MoK|Fluid> Thank god, else we wouldn't have catfights.

<KevinIsOwn> An IRC user having sex with someone hot?
<KevinIsOwn> What is the world coming to
<RX> good things kevin
<KevinIsOwn> Yes... VERY good things :D

<Crispy> I used to have black friends, but my dad sold them
all.

<Chis> Away message on AIM: I am away from my computer right
now. ( I final gotten my cable modem!!)

<Geese> i think asians have special powers in fighting games
<DAL9000> Geese: maphack?

<Mal> dom: hey, when are you gonna put the MMM pics up? or did
you not recieve any yet? :]
<kinzillah> Mal: why do you want pictures of men in boxers?
<Mal> kinzillah: because I was one of them :]

<|42|-D> i just had one of those farts where u pause after and
think... "oh shit did i follow through"

<Kingin>  What the fuck kind of settings are these?  "Please
cum in my ass"?

SonOfSam032: midgets get into disney land for free
SonOfSam032: they have to be leashed though

<Jamon> he said, "my girlfriend fucks like a rabid hamster."
<Jamon> other guy said, "wow, that's great.....mine fucks like
a walrus."

<Frank> Dude, I Just came back from the gamers guild!
<Eli> Yea, And?
<Frank> The Owner is Like 80, And He was hitting on me!
<Eli> Dude, Thats Like Necrophilia, Except, He's not dead yet!

<[ric]> uneasier, 2 line taskbar is XP default
<[ric]> and if you have like 20+ windows open at once and the
quicklaunch active in nt/9x/2k/me then it is necessary
<uneasier> i never knew.. god has reached down from the
heavens and stuck his omniscient thumb u my ass
<[ric]> hmm... do you feel discomfort in any way?
<uneasier> no i feel big
<uneasier> and shiny
<[ric]> like stretched and stuff?
<uneasier> no, sort of waterlogged

<PEAKIN`BUZZIN> Any girl interested in 32 Year old, bald male,
with generous love handles -------> msg me

<Scofco> being a global operator is annoying, you see everyone
that comes and goes from the server
<phaded> the things some people complain about...

<Alter_Legiones> don't ya just hate it, when you try to find a
rom. then you click on a link that you think takes you to a
rom site, but is loaded with porn ads, and when the thing
opens, the first thing you hear is "I WANT TO SUCK YOUR LONG
COCK!* while your mom is in the room >_<

<Aliya> Who is peer?
<Roudi> No one can be... told what peer is.  You have to be
peered for yourself.

<musicandi> do u know who gjmtyj is ?
<riski> No.
<musicandi> he is a tough female hacker who is with cyber
sex..
<musicandi> if she sends u any file do not accept them

<Hostile blinks>
<MacBinaryBot> You blink, I stink, we're pink.
<Hostile> you dink
<MacBinaryBot> You kink
<Hostile> youd think
<MacBinaryBot> You're gonna sink.
<Hostile> ok *wink*
<MacBinaryBot> heh
<MacBinaryBot> Time to twink.
<Hostile> silly chink
<MacBinaryBot> Long link
<Hostile> is it mink?
<MacBinaryBot> Need zinc!
<Hostile> lol you wrink
<MacBinaryBot> You're covered in ink.
<Hostile> bah thats what i was gonna use, you .... erm bink
-.-
<Hostile> k i lose
<Hostile> *cry*
<MacBinaryBot> lol, finque
<Hostile> -.-
<Hostile> time for me to go shrink

[+ForKsTar] I hate doctors
[+ForKsTar] last time I went, I had fingers jammed up my ass
[+Z0iC] teh doctar did goatse to u :<

kindle9: the computer lab is *craaaazy* today
tomemos: "Dig this crazy scene" crazy?
kindle9: "oh my god it's not printing why isn't it printing i
need it to be printing what the hell is wrong with you make it
start printing!!!" crazy
kindle9: then they start foaming at the mouth
tomemos: Do you ever have to put them down?
kindle9: i wish
kindle9: apparently i'm not allowed near tranquilizers anymore
kindle9: some sort of.. legal thing.. lawsuits.. restraining
orders..
kindle9: *ahem*
kindle9: let's just say i got a little over-zealous yesterday
tomemos: "I know you're a computer person, but we're out of
library staff.  Take this tazer and go in there!"
tomemos: This is why I don't study in the library.
tomemos: Because you could KILL ME.
kindle9: could?
kindle9: more like will!

<kremlyn> I was in #atomicmpc, then I left because they are
all gheybos (tm)
<kremlyn> And he pm'd me and asked me to come back
<kremlyn> So I said
<kremlyn> [19:48] <kremlyn> Why? To watch a bunch of
pre-pubescent CS playing    Overclockers talk about how much
faster their computer is now that it's running at a 4 Mhz
faster FSB, when for the amount of money they spent on a
liquid-urine cooling system, they could have bought a faster
box anyway?
<kremlyn> And he quit

<|Chris> you gotta jump on it coke
<|Chris> quick*

<radar1976> want it?
<Spamalope> depends
<Spamalope> how big is it?
<radar1976> 6 inchs
<radar1976> kidding!
<radar1976> how big is too big?
<Spamalope> Well.. I don't want to be downloading all day
<radar1976> nah
<radar1976> if I had the space I would put it on my co lo site
<radar1976> but I can't :(
<Spamalope> that's okay
<Spamalope> are you just going to send here or what?
<radar1976> no putting in on my web server
<Spamalope> sounds good :P
<Spamalope> just tell me where it's at when you're ready
<radar1976> give it 4 mins
<Spamalope> Bah. You're done in 4 mins?
<Spamalope> What a waste of 6 inches :P

obscurityusa: i showed my roomate ftw.generation
obscurityusa: he's... he's not talking to me anymore....
obscurityusa: like first random he gets is the hulk getting
butt raped by capt. america

VeraCoCha: its like a non-stop war movie......except its
really war

<Felix1> lud, as a 'gag' somebody set our air con on 44
degrees
<Felix1> brother is on the critical list, We lost Mum on the
operating table, Dad never regained consiousness and our dogs
corneas melted down her face

<NokiaFace> how would YOU like it if you got a nokia stuck on
your face from a freak factory accident ?
<NokiaFace> Everytime i get a phone call, my face vibrates do
you know how painful that is ?

<AAA> Singapore is believed to have the highest prevalence of
myopia in the world; up to 80% of people there have myopia
<AAA> yikes
<BBB> i bet they never seen it coming

<@happy> fat chicks are fun, just get really drunk and pretend
you're swimming

<Cold2> hey do you have dragonball xxx pics?

<{Work}Logan> It feels like quitting time, and one should
trust one's feelings.

< envoy> One of the biggest reasons we change our clocks to
Daylight Saving Time (DST) is that it saves energy.
< envoy> how do they figure we save energy? lol
* Flimflam shrugs
< Flimflam> it's the USA :P
< Flimflam> they can justify anything, it seems :P

--> nwa ([email protected]) has joined #
perl-fu
<nwa> OMG I just had the best shower
<nwa> I bought one of those girly gay shower sponges
<nwa> man, I'm like fuckin lickable clean
<you_suck> ...
<nwa> anyone want to prove me wrong?
<nekroplasm> wtf
--- hardlined sets ban on *!*@*.athenet.net
<-- hardlined has kicked nwa from #perl-fu (uhh.. your outta
here like a boner in sweatpants..)

<rG^steelrose> You know what we need?  NET - Nerd
Entertainment Television.  A channel dedicated to bash.org

<Paxx> What's?
<Paxx> Up?
<x-wing-> nufing
<StealthStalker[G]> thats homo for "buttsex"
<StealthStalker[G]> beelze told me
<x-wing-> k
<Paxx> Beelze is all about the buttsex.
<StealthStalker[G]> and 80's music
<StealthStalker[G]> don't forget that. Beelze = 80's music &
buttsex
<StealthStalker[G]> with big hair and tight leather pants, so
Wolf says
<Paxx> 80's music sucks.
<Paxx> Buttsex on the other hand.

<cams> dude
<cams> russians rock
<lavhoes> yeah, especially when you pay for them