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<Dominitus> I meant what i said, you need a diagram giving you
the proper strategy
<Mr_Fish> ON HOW TO MASTURBATE/
<Mr_Fish> ...
<[SA]mr_box> yes
<[SA]mr_box> lol
<Mr_Fish> i've already looked for instructions on the net.
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(RattX) my mate got slapped by a fat chick today
(RattX) she came up to us and asked him how fat people have
sex and if they have to pull the flab up
(RattX) he turned around and said :"you should know u fat
bitch"
#15712 + (100)
<PetrDoubt> "Blackout for 00Q1 begins on 04/07, so there
should be plenty of
time for the options to be credited to your account before
then."
<PetrDoubt> Date: Fri, 07 Apr 2000 16:29:31 -0700
<PetrDoubt> Thanks, Verio!
#45132 + (100)
<Vel> 9th graders are in 8th grade or 7th grade
<Vel> err 13 year olds*
#107406 + (100)
eggmcpuffin: you have xp?
GE GK: no hp
#395 + (100)
<Dr_DOS> l33t i got a snickels bal
#38921 + (100)
<Zeon> and ya i have a bottle of brut, that stuff smells like
crap, i only bought it cus the playboy ad said it would get me
sex... anothr broken promise :(
#75831 + (100)
<Leaf> why do rnb artists alays have names like man whores
#6630 + (100)
<atl_jimbo> I wonder is Sara's still pissed at me....
<atl_jimbo> being her friend and not being her friend, there's
not much difference.
#961647 + (100)
<Shoe> Saw the back of a semi-cab today.
<Shoe> It had the text: Jesus Never Tapped Out
<The_Purple_Bunny> No but he did get pinned.
#47908 + (100)
<CorinTheCobb> omg i just opened a pic of a guy blowing
himself while at work :( my boss is like right behind me!
#11226 + (100)
<CactusEarl> any of you want to kill my alegbra teacher, he
hates me
<CactusEarl> he thinks im going to shoot him
<CactusEarl> "oh my lord earl why does your quiz paper say im
gonna kill you mister rose"
#20761 + (100)
<lewney> I remember being wasted last night; I went to the
bathroom and shared an asla with some other guy
<lewney> cause there was a long queue
<lewney> to the bathrooms...
<lewney> yes, I'll shut up now.
#37086 + (100)
<Frightener> anyone else have a problem with their balls
getting out of alignment?
#1716 + (100)
<occifer> my penis was fat
<occifer> not to long ago
<occifer> so i employed a well known chineese remedy
<occifer> you simple tug and pull at it for a couple of
minutes
#84061 + (100)
(doggie^): www.audioscrobbler.com
(doggie^): i think im addicted :|
(DaMuppet): wtf is that?
(doggie^): plugin for winamp
(doggie^): recommends music to you
(`dM`): nice
(DaMuppet): "u like jpop, the pedo police department will be
knocking on your door soon, don;t bother getting more music"
#45990 + (100)
<KutDrop> there's not much worse than IRC porn spammers with
bad English skills.
<KutDrop> I'm sick of claiming to the top of my orgasms.
<@Habeeb> hahahha
<@Habeeb> that is great KutDrop
<KutDrop> I don't want to claim them.  I want to HAVE them.
<KutDrop> :
<roto> can you buy them on ebay?
<KutDrop> I'm sure in some indirect way, yes.
<roto> cool
#47780 + (99)
<Tobywrk> i want that internet fridge!!!!!!!
<Tobywrk> you set up a chair
<Tobywrk> beat off while watching porn
<Tobywrk> open it up and get a beer
#22046 + (99)
[4:02pm] <HandofErebus> i wish i could hit Edit>undo witha lot
of things
[4:02pm] <HandofErebus> like when i was in on my mom nekid
[4:02pm] <HandofErebus> if only that damn edit>undo was right
there
#33827 + (99)
-!- Topic for #Linux: FAQ: http://faq.linuxops.net/ * Welcome
to Intro to Perl. Lesson 1, regular expressions: /\o.o/\ +
foot = /\.\//\/\./
#5351 + (99)
<brad-> I wish excite personals were still easy to look
through to bag on people with.
<brad-> And find hot dates.
<LkTruth1> brad- wants to find a mother suitable for his
daughter.
<LkTruth1> Or a large man.
<brad-> A little girl suitable to make another.
#219422 + (99)
<DaedalusX> most constipation is where your ass muscles have
had it tho :P
<Nigelenki> x.o
<Nigelenki> that's gonna happen to me one day
<Nigelenki> my ass is gonna just give out from the stress
<DaedalusX> heheheh
<DaedalusX> Elvis died straining on the toilet :P
<Nigelenki> o.o;
<DaedalusX> in case you didn't know
<Nigelenki> i was referring to things going in more than
coming out.
#71913 + (99)
<Assid> ack
<Assid> something not right here
<Assid>  1:58am  up 1 day, 19:16,  2 users,  load average:
149.20, 123.73, 57.51
#34446 + (99)
* McFarlan Quit (Quit: Want to know the concept behind holy
wars? 'Do you believe in god?' "No" 'OK' ::BLAM:: 'Do you
believe in god?' "Yes" 'Do you believe in my god?' "No" ::
BLAM BLAM BLAM :: 'My gods dick is bigger than your gods dick!
')
#177709 + (99)
<Whilly-D> break a tranny in most cars and its a good 2k
<gasgesgos> break a transvestite in most cars and it's a good
4 years
#8837 + (99)
<Ez> School books are fun to sell.
<Ez> and will be forever
<Vazagi> Isn't sort of like selling crack? Rots the mind and
so on...
#16637 + (99)
<agnarth> what'd u do to mort?
<JeSuS> somebody packeted him
<JeSuS> some guy we've never met before
<agnarth> heh
<JeSuS> he floated down, like an angel from the sky, and
smited mort with his oc12 ;(
#99700 + (99)
<Odo> his nick is mr_white, and his username is blackdub
<Odo> this gives me the odd mental image of someone dubbing a
movie into ebonics
#1771 + (99)
<cooey> i jerked off at work in the sink in the bathroom
yesterday
<cooey> everytime someone came in to pay for gas, id run out
of the bathroom with this huge buldge in the miiddle of my
pants
<cooey> it owned
#36774 + (99)
*** Rimbaud sets mode: +v HerrZombie
<HerrZombie> yep
<HerrZombie> ty Rim
<HerrZombie> I didn't even have to ask
<HerrZombie> you're on the ball today ;)
<Rimbaud> I'm good like that.  People want me to + them, I
just go right ahead and do it.
<Rimbaud> A sort of + rape, if you will
#33740 + (99)
<@PookaZzZz> elimidate??
<@PookaZzZz> is that the terminator in spanish?
#73615 + (99)
<WO-BOoz> my stench is becoming rather severe
<WO-BOoz> help, I am reeking
<FiZi> Time for a shower booz
<WO-BOoz> nuts to that
#33554 + (99)
<Krayzie> i rememeber in grade 11 we had to buy gifts for ppl
in school, i got a girl a can of slim fast
<Krayzie> what was mean when i showed ppl a polaroid of the
ripple running up her ass when i slapped it
#441984 + (98)
<TIK_> Feck.. my machine just caught fire.. still going tho..
<-- TIK_ has quit (Quit)
#11115 + (98)
<@brosie    > you know what sucks
<@brosie    > when you shave your ballsack
<@brosie    > and then get diarrhea
<@brosie    > and some of the poo gets in a cut you didn't
know was there
<@brosie    > and you get gangrene
<@brosie    > in your nuts
#48857 + (98)
<holden>i missed 30 days of school last year
<ZeroX>y?
<holden>i wanted to stay home and play cs
#81925 + (98)
<@neko> "what ?, no, theres no eye-rakee's here, just us
iraqi's..."
#22109 + (98)
*** Now talking in #anime
*** Topic is 'go to #anime-core'
* Kurin looks at the topic
<Kurin> A little blatant, don't you think?
<Ghaleon> More 'direct' than 'blatant'
<WyldXyld> weeds out the vermin
#1781 + (98)
<Thraddash> How many people are buying a PS2 on Oct 26th?
<wild-> 500,000
#11994 + (98)
<TwiTerror> int Main(void) { /* sex after marriage prog */
return 0; }
#2114 + (98)
<opivy-z28> black chix vaginas look like a 10 year old leather
wallet
#22540 + (98)
[ spacefish ] nah, austnet is like.. the s-bend of irc.
[ spacefish ] it catches all teh grime and keeps it in one
place.
#11158 + (98)
-|Darky|ZzZ- Repeat Flood Detected Please do not repeat in #
pack (Last & Only Warning)
<|Darky|ZzZ>  princess: Please do not repeat in #pack
<princess> ack! not again! :(
* princess says again, i am no fl00der (
<princess> :(
<apekatt> that's just a sign that says you need to expand your
vocabulary
<apekatt> hehe
#2892 + (98)
<FLoBBaSKo> That'd be cool if there was a hermaphrodite that
had their dick coming out of their vagina... they wouldn't be
able to walk without having an orgasm.
#38614 + (98)
<FLB> v700s?
<Syfoon> Sony headphones
<FLB> Ahh
<FLB> What is so custom about them?
<Syfoon> £100 :)
<Syfoon> well
<Syfoon> they should be silver....
<Syfoon> but picotto has his custom coloured by sony
<Syfoon> to be green and yellow
<FLB> Ahh.
<FLB> So they are better, like a ricer, right?
<FLB> Green and yellow makes them pound harder?
#107453 + (98)
<pk_madness00> my nick list is on my penis
<pk_madness00> :\
<Dagny> !kick pk_madness00 short list eh?
#75106 + (98)
CrayonBreakyWill: A surrogate father?
sidacola: Used condom and a turkey baster...
#4895 + (97)
<Spudge> if my mother was on right now i would kb her ass so
quick
#48510 + (97)
<leper> i'm a linux nub
<leper> so
<leper> do i edit that in... ?
<leper> notepad?
#34220 + (97)
-!- Maxx-Gothic
[[email protected]] has quit
[(signed off)]
<@PrincessLeia2> i keep thinking that guy's nick is
Mexx-Gothic
<@PrincessLeia2> you can imagine what type of images that
produces o_O
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::: [email protected]> jadel
([email protected]); User abortion with 5
coathooks
#31573 + (97)
<Neural> I learned who I was while sitting in county lockup
for soliciting underage girl runaways into taking nude photos
for their hollywood actress portfolio.
<Neural> you'd be surprise how many show up at the L.A. bus
terminal everyday.
<Neural> at first I was there for the 2600 meets....then it
was for the teeny runaways.
#48729 + (97)
<Marticus> i'm still looking for an intelligent non-headcase
female
<UgLyPuNk> they don't exist
<UgLyPuNk> all women are head cases
<toe-wk> its true
<toe-wk> heres how i break it down in geek talk for you nerds
to understand
<toe-wk> males = intel pentium 4's. Cool, reliable, stable,
tough
<toe-wk> females = AMD athlons, sure their sexy, and their
hot...but as soon as they start thinking i wouldnt rely on one
:D
<Marticus> and uh, calculators are little girls, and
mainframes are bbw
<Annon201> what bout graphic calculators??
<Marticus> thats when they get some grass on the pitch
#7817 + (97)
<Musashi> wait what the heck this isnt pong, it's two PMSing
stick figures screwin around
#74464 + (97)
<Spingo> I know of many MAN installations. I have even done a
few myself.
#108657 + (97)
[Pete] pulling out the bad HD now.
[-QUIT-] - Pete[[email protected]] -
smeg.hub.us.striked.org devil.bc.ca.striked.org
#1223 + (97)
<Alice> Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
<Alice> I can't seem to find that address in DNS
#36888 + (97)
<Chubbzilla> naw, i've kinda got past the porn faze now
<Ody> ...
<Ody> I never thought I'd see those words in YOUR chat window
O_O
#1945 + (97)
<infinity> IT'S AN EAST COAST WEST COAST THANG..BEEEEYOTCH!
<al-x> east coast west coast for inf = russia and france
<infinity> stfu asswipe
#972 + (97)
<qslack> Hey, if K5 people caused a commotion at im-ur, is it
a Kumo5hin?
#85742 + (97)
<SLIMMTHUG> whats that link 4 that site
<SLIMMTHUG> where its alot of little sites
<SLIMMTHUG> jumpin around on the screen
<SLIMMTHUG> u click it
<SLIMMTHUG> and these lil windows
<DooD> http://www.catholicninjas.org/superfuntime <-- try
there, see if they have it
<SLIMMTHUG> aint that the thing?
<DooD> nah
<DooD> it's a site that links to it
<SLIMMTHUG> COTDAMN U DOOD
<SLIMMTHUG> THAT WAS IT
*** SLIMMTHUG ([email protected]) has left #cnn
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<Weng> *eat much food*
<Weng> Yes, that's right #athlon
<Weng> I'm eating thanksgiving dinner with you instead of the
evil, cocksucking baby-booming, crack whoring family that I am
proud to call my own
<Weng> Not to mention being both fag-bashers and flaming
anti-war liberals
<Weng> And I'm sure you all know why I'm against fag-bashing.
#41289 + (97)
* Ethiopian is now away: away eating
* Ethiopian is now known as Ethiopian_eating
#75110 + (97)
<mindstorms> haha, i finally conquered my fire wall, i think
<mindstorms> take that siemens!
<Darklord-Of-MMF> lol
<mindstorms> you silly germans whose company sounds like a
delicious protein drink, atleast in certain "movies"
#56865 + (97)
<SlimSurdy> remind me never to cyber a 16yr old using bitchx
under
linux with no pvt msg windows
<SlimSurdy> at least not with you fuckers in the #
<Fanboy> hahaha
#39092 + (97)
<WintrHawk> I fart a lot in my jeep so if thieves try and
break in to steal something, the gas will repel them
#1492 + (96)
*** collusion is now known as CmdrTaco
<_vulture> OMG
<_vulture> CmdrTaco I kick your ass
<CmdrTaco> i shutdown slashdot
<CmdrTaco> i realized its a piece of shit
<_vulture> mandrake hates slashdot too
<CmdrTaco> im gonna go cry cuz i hate M$$$$
<CmdrTaco> somebody cheer me up and send me a kernel to
compile
#338 + (96)
<starrrr> muhaha i did steal head server of Internet. If push
"power" button the hole net will be shutdown. i hate all you
Quake Playas!! !! !! uu!! And If i push reset button the whole
internet going to DIE!!
#645382 + (96)
<Mnemonix> your code was so bad it crashed pastebin