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<tr0n> Gulp 'N Blow
<SteamedHams> i usually blow before i gulp

<melvin> figures
<melvin> I joined #geekissues on efnet (bash.org)
<melvin> it's just
<melvin> people trying to be witty

[Marweas] Tribes Condoms(WOULD THEY WORK OR NEED PATCHES!?!)
[V-raggy] my condom ue'd
[V-raggy] :[

<plugaway> if im goin to fuck a dog, hell yea im not telling
it to anyone

<NtG> you know theres one thing I love about the internet
<NtG> theres such a multitude of repulsive fat ugly chick
pictures

<Giygas199X> Do you ever just sit on the toilet, and try to
imagine the shape your shit is gonna be by the way it feels
while you squeeze it out?
<Majik989s> all to often
<Giygas199X> It's fun.  I just impressed myself.  It was much
bigger than I imagined.
<Giygas199X> My grandma's gonna have to unclog the toilet
tonight.

<C-rEs:#slackware> isnt it recommended to keep ports apart?
like you dont want to use port 1035 and 1036 at the same time?

<+Dr_Link> SSL certificate: $30.
<+CoJaBo-Aztec> Dell mainframe server: $1.
<+CoJaBo-Aztec> Discount cupon: -$80,000.
<+Dr_Link> Getting hacked by a POST injection: Priceless.

<cmdrfunk> i have a picture around here somewhere where she
looks totally hot in her silks guard uniform
<mike> flag squad?
<cmdrfunk> yah
<mike> the chicks who are too fat to make it to cheerleading
<lyfeAsaurus-REX> the bottom of the pyramid

<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> im gone
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> seriously
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> lol
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> sscreen si off
<@|nsid3r> k
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> but im still typing
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> ahhh!!

<ogw-iii> but the normal windows aim client sucks balls
<Guyver3> right
<Guyver3> in that magical universe you live in
<Guyver3> amazingly in my universe, the real one, it does
exactly what it needs to, IM other users

<DMC[hi]> where just before you go to bed, you put on a suite
and shit, and look in the mirror and kinda jerk off a little
then, go to sleep?

<Jingoro`> teen pregnency is funny
<rouge> yeah, cos those bitches are stupid.
<Jingoro`> yeah
<Jingoro`> they're like "boohoob boohoo my stupid boyfriend
split after I had the baby"
<rouge> hjaw
<rouge> i wouldn't bareskin most chicks anyway.
<rouge> god knows where they've been.
<scar|home> you mean, "I woulnd't bareskin chicks even if I
could, anyway"
<scar|home> hjaw @ rogue
<rouge> i said what i meant and i meant what i said.

<sobek|afk> you know its gunna be a good day when you dont
even bother putting on any clothes, just throw a dressing gown
over the towel and think about getting high

* [A]LastOutlaw ([email protected]) has joined #script
<[A]LastOutlaw> anyone know what this means "Break: command
halted (line 1098, sonica.mrc)"
<God> something or someone cancelled the script
<[A]LastOutlaw> then how do get rid of it...
<God> stop cancelling it
<[A]LastOutlaw> k
* [A]LastOutlaw ([email protected]) has left #script

<Ardennes[Q]> fat people lag.
<guyman> lol
<Deviant> so your mom must have dced when she gave birth to
you
<khagin> lmao

* DrZaius sets mode: +b *.*!*@*
<DrZaius> lmao
<sneve> haha
<Air|THPS2> doc
<Air|THPS2> why *.*!?
<DrZaius> i've been using dos a lot lately
<DrZaius> and wasn't thinking
* DrZaius sets mode: -b *.*!*@*

<seaster> this kid once said to me he was 10% gay and that he
thought it was normal.
<seaster> i said to him "it would suck if that 10% was your
cock"

<Draco889> Chickengod got caught masturbating in school
<Cunnilingus> in his class ?
<Draco889> not sure
<Cunnilingus> bah
<Zim[School]> :)
<Draco889> its not easy i can tell you that
<Draco889> wait
<Draco889> nm
<Cunnilingus> maybe he just masturbated in the toilets
<Draco889> i wonder how he fit bolth feet in

<kay|oss> i am at work
<epp> hehe.. that's not the worst place to be
<epp> (if there's no airplanes around)

<Kristof> What's black and has 27 tits??
<Kristof> The rubbish bag outside the cancer clinic.
<Kristof> Tragic
<seymansey> oh god
<seymansey> thats bad

<mewse> i wonder what drinking rye in the shower feels like

<wild> i'm going to titty fuck her on the casket

George: i had like 10 useless programs running
George: secretly
George: was slowing my comp down
Shinobu: I should check mine..
Shinobu: well.. msn's running
Shinobu: does that count?

[+tanjo]: i hate the panic after you do a wet fart , the split
second where the mind considers if you've followed through or
not....

<xenophile> ugh plane has a flat fire, we're going to be very
very late
<@jwz> make sure they check the heat tiles too

<@pygmy-> I say we just have ICANN create a new TLD, .bot, for
all Windows machines...

<Acheron> hep: :P
<Acheron> And I say that from the bottom of my heart.
<hep> please to not be sticking it out unless you intend on
using it.
<hep> today
<Acheron> Well, my tongue is a little longer than most, but
S.F. is a
helluva reach, even for more gifted folks
<Mitzy> despicable.
<Acheron> Sorry. I don't get as much tongue-stretching
exercise as I used
to.
<para> that's a .sigfile right there.,
<Acheron> keep your .sig out of my .file! perv!

<RATA> FUCKING PISSED OFF
<SpaceCadet> BREATHE
<SpaceCadet> in through your nose, slowly exhale through your
mouth
<SpaceCadet> BREATHE
<SpaceCadet> BREATHE
<RATA> IN THROUGH MY BONG
<RATA> OUT THROUGH MY MOUTH

<TK-42-1> what the hell is philatio?

<L33t_Hax0r> i rev at people at a red light in the galant if
im pretty sure thier car is slow

<Mystic_Fibrosis> wouldn't be ironic if my worth as a person
was determined by my connection quality?
<nosmo> you are unreliable and frequently die
<nosmo> but quite fast
<nosmo> me however :D Fast, I can keep going for 8 days (so
far) can get huge amounts done in seconds :D

<@blkhawk^^> i dont cyber
<@blkhawk^^> its a waste of a wrist
<@Duce> are you saying you double-fist it?

(SectionX): well i would never power up a xbox
(^Tony_Soprano^): thats cause ur a dumb fuck
(^Tony_Soprano^): probibally drain all the power in your
trailer

<linux-n00b> Now how do I edit a .php in frontpage?

<||Rune||> and I do have it , but I dont dcc
<Nullifier> Use a DCCondom ||Rune||
<||Rune||> dude they break

<decoder> can somebody turn of this heavy lag?

<Gnetic> I searched for need for speed and I got this ===JJJJ=
=D~~~....what do i do with that???
<Gnetic> is that like a binary code or something ??
<Resi0> its a cock
<Resi0> jesus man, i wouldnt wanna be you when ure in the bath
if you cant see that...

<khalek> sif irc isn't just different sorts of complaining
from different people

<wild-> u want to know a good jacking method?
<wild-> get a baggie
<wild-> dump some lube in it
<wild-> then stick yer dick in it
<wild-> and throw everything between the boxspring and matress
<wild-> then go to town
<BlackDeth> you're a masturbating champion
<wild-> BlackDeth: i wish i could claim i invented it :( but i
stole it from www.jackinworld.com

st0rmf1re: http://www.wimp.com/jeopardyho/
ruotfk: is this SFW?
st0rmf1re: no, wmv

<foop> shower --hot --wet &

<Eblan> nirvana smells like teen spirit is on, and i can't
help but headbang to this song
<Eblan> and it dosent feel right with short hair

<P33R\> I suppose you could stand on your hands and take a
beer bong in the ass
<pagan> are you talking form experience ?
<P33R\> yeah

<threeve> woohoo moms password is still same as last month

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<Khross> Raped any children lately?

<bytraper> I went to a strip club with my buddy.... anyway a
friend of his chicks see's him there... and phones her up and
tells her... she fires up and rocks up and grabs him by the
hair and drags him out... anyway I figure im there so I may as
well keep drinking... anyway 5 minutes later she's on the
phone to my chick telling her Im there getting sex and guess
who rocks up 5 minutes later??

<entropy> goin to get my tatt touched up here in about 10 min
<j0shua> what kind of tatt?
<entropy> 'entropy' on my back in apple ][e chars

<Tim_K> when you say 6" do you mean 6.00" or the 5.70" rods?
<spazzer> tim
<spazzer> we mean
<spazzer> rods that are 6 inches long
<spazzer> not 6" rods that are 5.7" long
<spazzer> but 6" rods that are 6" long
<Tim_K> spazzer heh.. well.. 6 = 5.7 rounded ;)

<eXa|The_Professor> my grandpa invented cheez-wiz
<eXa-r|SirHump|NS> sweeeet
<eXa|The_Professor> no i'm just screwing with you

<DiamonDie> why does asl matter?
<enzo_> age,sex ,location?
<DiamonDie> yes i know, i've irced since '97, but why does it
matter?
<enzo_> because i am n ot gay!
<enzo_> and i do not chat with men!

<Yin-Tzu> you see, MSminion is really God, and he's just here
to slum with the mere mortals
<IICV> God works for MS?
<IICV> That's a revelation in itself.

<Horseymen> Don't you hate when you're doin' a girl..
hardcore.. giving her the love.. giving her the two finger
g-spot discount.. and she friggin shoots her load all over
your bed and all over you?
<Horseymen> I hate messes though.. chicks need to have that
internal orgasm keep that fluid up in there, up in there..
<utahsaint> dude
<utahsaint> that is like
<utahsaint> the epitomy of being a stud
<utahsaint> giving a girl a squirting orgasm
<Horseymen> You taught me well, Craig!
<utahsaint> werd
<Horseymen> That Amanda chick came like a rainstorm in a
tropical forest.. but it was all over her bed.. so it was all
good.

<Nephilim> No, I'm going out on a date with a girl that's had
a thing for me since high school
<Nephilim> And... she gives head!!!!!!!!!!
<+jdp> sooo
<+jdp> she will be repulsed at the sight of you now? ^_^
<Nephilim> ...
<+jdp> j/k good luck!!!
<Nephilim> Damnit

<vrit> mm* = hi, we're capcom. we don't need to come up with
new ideas for games. here, enjoy street fighter vs marvel vs
snk vs megaman vs taliban vs n'sync alpha super gold turbo
extreme zero mega ultra double-stuf supreme extra value combo
4x
<x1gameguy2007> add three more games and they already have
that.  It's call M.U.G.E.N.

<syrinx53> oz is a weight and a volume
<Znarl> How can it be both?!?! That's insane.
<syrinx53> even crazier, it's different if you're measuring
the volume of a liquid vs. a solid

< AxisV> thinking of a shuttle motherboard too is shuttle any
good
< Lion-O> AxisV: and what exactly does this got to do with
Linux ?
<@Shadur> No, shuttles explode.

<Neptune^> ok you jackasses..just cause im drunk doesnt mean
the discussion has to degrade to high schools

<ChAoS_zZz> FTP UP @ XX.XX.XX.XX port XXXX xxxx/xxxx 60k Cap
If u dont get in its full. Hammer me and Ill fuckin Whack ya.
Dont try and leech the whole site. Ill rape your mom, then
your sister. WIth your mom's torn off arm. Think thats harsh?
U should see some of the assholes logging on.

<o_0--[Away]> is it true that i can get myself messed up from
using the die command?
<annjo> you might die

<Riles> ever walk by a play ground
<Riles> and think "singles bar"

* Filbert hmms@the work root password scribbled on his hand
* geekster Chuckles at the security
* Filbert wonders what his hand gives him access to, lol
<geekster> mastarbatory pleasure
<geekster> if your chubby arms can stretch round your large
stomach

<Warskin> I like to paste her face on ben afflecks body,  and
pretend I am marrying it

<uselessabstraction> So I was just having a conversation with
my fiance about Star Wars
<uselessabstraction> particulary, about the choice of
architecture
<uselessabstraction> The amount of people who die from falling
down bottomless pits is TO DAMN HIGH
<uselessabstraction> like, who designs architecture like this?
<uselessabstraction> catwalks with no guard rails whatsoever,
just zigging and zagging through enormous voids
<uselessabstraction> Giant holes to nowhere
<gonzobot> &#12539;&#12444;&#12444;&#12539;&#12290; &#8203; &#
12290;&#12539;&#12444;&#12444;&#8203;_ø< qu&#8203;ack!
<MerryPenguin> .bef
<gonzobot> MerryPenguin you befriended a duck in 3.166
seconds! You have made friends with 17 ducks in #trees.
<uselessabstraction> .bang
<uselessabstraction> bah
<MerryPenguin> It's by design
<MerryPenguin> It's a cleaner look, for a more elegant time
<uselessabstraction> like... who the fuck put this hole
here????  and why????
<MerryPenguin> exhaust
<uselessabstraction> Darth Maul falls down a hole
<uselessabstraction> Palpatine falls down a hole
<uselessabstraction> Solo falls down a hole
<uselessabstraction> everyone falls down a hole
<uselessabstraction> Star Wars universe needs OSHA
<MerryPenguin> Luke falls down a hole
<MerryPenguin> Boba Fett falls down a hole
<uselessabstraction> yes.  yes.
<uselessabstraction> I forgot about those!
<MerryPenguin> R2D2 falls down a hole in the Millenium Falcon
after he fixes the hyperdrive
<MerryPenguin> lol
<MerryPenguin> we're onto something here
<uselessabstraction> Obi Wan almost falls down a hole
<MerryPenguin> C-3PO falls off the barge into the sand. Pretty
close to falling down a hole.
<uselessabstraction> his lightsabre does though
* MerryPenguin thinks hard about what other Star Wars
Characters fall down holes
<uselessabstraction> what if the hole is symbolic
<uselessabstraction> the hole represents the dark side
<MerryPenguin> Nah, doesn't work. Luke chooses to fall down
the hole instead of joining Vader/The Dark Side
<uselessabstraction> fair point

<+se5a> I know a pacifist who joined the army
<+se5a> so that he had a balanced world view
<+ekolis> True Neutral alignment FTW

* GazzaG pee'd in a bottle
<GazzaG> too busy watching star wars to goto the toilet

<daisu> [23:05] <@Schrieks> and i don't relate to japanese
guys in pr0n
<daisu> [23:05] <@Schrieks> their willies are tiny
<daisu> This is so garrishly true
<daisu> I think that's why there are so many asian people
<daisu> sperm has less length to travel

<Stuntman21> "Boys. Boys. Be My Boy! I want to feel your Body!
Boys. Boys. Be My Boy! Do Not Be Afraid My Honey! Boys. Boys.
Be My Boy! I want to be your lover girl! Be My Lover Boy!" I
like this song. Does that make me gay?

<amoeba> mouse gestures = OMG IM TOO LAZY TO PRESS TEH BUTTONS
ON TEH KEYBOARD
<@tr0n> HEY IF I MOVE IT IN AN S PATTERN AND THEN A ZIGZAG AND
THEN A SQUARE SHAPE IT WILL TAKE ME TO FAGS.NET