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<Vicious2071> who operates the mugen website?
<Vicious2071> what is mugen?
<Vicious2071> can anyone tell me?
<Mystiq> mugen is a way to siphon shits out of your butt
<Mystiq> in version 2.0 they use a teleportation technology
<Vicious2071> ?
<Vicious2071> sorry still lost

<cherno> what kind of a crazy keyboard is this
<Matrix_McCloud> an old one
<Matrix_McCloud> maybe i can find a pic of it
<cherno> what company
<Matrix_McCloud> 5001
<Matrix_McCloud> ..i think
<cherno> whoa
<cherno> it was back when co.'s had numbers instead of names
<Matrix_McCloud> hahah

<qbpsawk> but try saying
<qbpsawk> "ID LIKE TO BUY A FAG" in a bar in america
<qbpsawk> and you see what happens
<qbpsawk> :D
<St-Knight> Well if I was the bartender I'd know to give the
guy a cigarette.
* slow wants to buy a pack of fags
<Rivers> i'd like to burn a pack of fags

<idlerakefighter> What's the deal with Ovaltine
<Sarah> the cup's round :(
<Sarah> the container's round :(
<Sarah> why isn't it roundtine?

<somebodyelse> The original message was received at Wed, 20
Nov 2002 21:07:42 -0600
<somebodyelse> from miaqfl-as-2-ip-6.atlantic.net
[209.208.60.37]
<somebodyelse>    ----- The following addresses had permanent
fatal errors -----
<somebodyelse> <[email protected]>
<somebodyelse>     (reason: 550 5.7.1 <[email protected]>...
relay attempt failed)
<somebodyelse>    ----- Transcript of session follows -----
<somebodyelse> ... while talking to mail.seekeywest.com.:
<somebodyelse> >>> RCPT To:<[email protected]>
<somebodyelse> <<< 550 5.7.1 <[email protected]>... relay
attempt failed
<somebodyelse> 550 5.1.1 <[email protected]>... User unknown
<somebodyelse> why do i get that?
<dnky> because, no one would bother to email
"[email protected]"

[Kris] friggen brazilians are still going nuts, even second
defacement is by some group which hangs on brasnet
[jimmiejaz] they just got electricity, they've got to catch
up.

<@SixSyx6> ugly is ok as long as I don't have to kiss them
<@SixSyx6> or look at them

<+FlatFace> ASDFHK
<+FlatFace> WTF
<+FlatFace> WOLF 3D SOURCE 8K?!
<+FlatFace> wait that's the disclaimer
<+FlatFace> SHIT

<@BondAway> i better get to work
<@IceWizard> heh
<@BondAway> i need someone o administer me an hourly dose of
cocaine at work, but i dont know any secretaries, and i dont
know if my boss would buy 'its sinus medicine
<@BondAway> and then drive me home

<Lou_Ferrigno> I gain $100.000, per month, and i have a z3 im
my garage. And im bigger than you, you are subnutrition ,
hacker stupid

<drake> this is katie youre a potato throwing asshole
(according to your cousin)
<drake> eat dick you poster child for rogain
<terence> <sound of a potato being thrown over the internet>
SMACK!

(T1MMY) i just pinged yahoo.com
(T1MMY) 1st trial 888
(T1MMY) 2nd trial 741
(T1MMY) 3rd trial 439
(T1MMY) 4th trial 499
(T1MMY) min 439
(@Okelydokely) ...
(T1MMY) max 888
(T1MMY) avg 666

<chick> sparks makes me heppy :)
<chick> I mean HEMPY :p

<D1> can't touch this.
<var> thats because were not gay and have no desire to d1

<davisjr2> you know, if a girl sticks ya good you know she's
not the one. it's simple.

<Vartia> whats up Xery?
<Xerion> just looking at my harddrives hoping they are capable
of mating so i can put some data on their offspring :)

<b00st> the average american pussy takes half a mile of dick
every year
<CaSti||o> damn negroes
<CaSti||o> thatslike 5 of them

<+Sasuke_Uchiha> Do you know how much beer I've had
today...WAAAAAAAAAAAAY to much so if I seem dumber then suaul
thats wy
<+MegamanX2K> Underage drinking
<+MegamanX2K> it only kills brain cells that were never there
in the first place
<+MegamanX2K> Sasuke=Poster Child

<FZ1> raff on #banan
<FZ1> raff using irc.efnet.pl ATMAN Network, Warsaw, Poland
<FZ1> raff End of /WHOIS list.
<shaan> wow
<shaan> the polish have an irc server
<shaan> i wonder how many it takes to run it

<Westy> not enough porn chans if you ask me  ;(tv channels)
<atdt> there's like 6 or 7 of them
<Westy> none here... unless you pay extra
<atdt> well, yeah. you've got to order them
<Westy> bah
<Westy> should be thrown in with the family packs
<atdt> heh

<easytease> i got the winamp setup file i think
<Soimafrea> kool whats that do?

<Robby> i'm saving up to buy ut2003
<Vak> what? people still buy software?

[Lamsey> lol, i'm running UT in spectator mode to run down my
laptop's battery and the camera's right next to a biorifle
spot
[Lamsey> whole screen's covered in green goo, hehe
<-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-> that happened to me last night
<Lamsey> ok FC, please don't elaborate in any way or form
please
<-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-> I sneezed and all this stuff came out of
my nose
<-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-> all over the screen
<Lamsey> ugh, too late
<-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-> people tell younger guys to make sure they
have enough money...comdums...etc when they go on a date
<-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-> also remember to blow your nose before you
go out
<-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-> could cause problems
<Lamsey> 'snot usually a problem for me

<EvILEyE{GF}> I tried getting my scanner to work
<EvILEyE{GF}> stupid prick machine doesn't work with win2k
<EvILEyE{GF}> only works with linux, OSX, and pre-winME OS's
(drivers)
<EvILEyE{GF}> so I tried it on my laptop and linux broke
<EvILEyE{GF}> so I tried installing win98 on it
<EvILEyE{GF}> win98 broke
<EvILEyE{GF}> it's outside on the front lawn now
<EvILEyE{GF}> I figured I could format the hard drive by
throwing it out the window
<Kaown> It'd leave a footprint on the ground, but that's about
all.

<Mr_Roboto> when we set nagasaki up the bomb

<Suparmono> its a dilemma, i dont ask girls out. No, there is
only one way to go about this
<tynka> oerr.. and what's that?
<Suparmono> NONCONCENTUAL INTERCOURSE
<Suparmono> except spell consent with an S

<Flirbnic> I want my foreskin back :(
<Jim`> I don't have any extra to give you, Flirb, or I would.
<Jim`> People who choose to be circumsized later in life
should donate their foreskins to be grafted on to poor penises
like yours. Wouldn't it be cool if they grafted a black guy's
on?

<DefToanz> I hate ugly girls with big tits...because you want
to squeeze their tits, but don't want the rest of the body
thats attatched to them
<NEGRO> thats why paper bags are one of the single best
invintions ever.
<DefToanz> I prefer plastic...that way she dies and you have a
couple days to enjoy them

<H> damn... i can think of that to hide pr0n but i can't
remember mother's day... must work on priorities

<Lauren> I have this recurring javascript error
<Lauren> Uncaught TypeError: Illegal invocation
<gasp> did you try running it during full moon ?

<TorpedoDog> well whats your take on the whole refugee bit
then?
<MalcomX> sailings not the fastest way to get places

<stonr> woulda been fun
<stonr> if i wasn't getting raped constantly

<prawn> i bet your array of games consoles and ability to buy
wrestling PPVs makes you really popular

<PolestaR> nah you can survive short periods
<PolestaR> in space
<PolestaR> but its cold isnt it aswell
<PolestaR> I donno for sure

<NateDog> HH, I'd accept a blowjob from anyone as long as they
didn't have herpes or some other mouth disease
<`Syntax> Nate would accept a blowjob from *!*@*

<Nago> hmm... my coke tastes a bit like flesh...

<@SpamapS> damn I need a tape drive
<@SpamapS> takes 4 CD-RW's just to get my /home without the
porn

<+zubby> strawberry barium shake anyone?
* Heartsbane passes.
* zubby just did, too...
<+zubby> had me drink 2 24oz cups of it. fell in love with the
nurse.
<+zubby> she kept pulling her phone out... i couldn't mimic...
<+zubby> she asked if i knew how to hack facebook cuz she
'likes to snoop'
* Heartsbane nods.
<+zubby> as we said our goodbyes she let her hair down and i
swear it was in slow motion
<+zubby> should i have added the part that i'm shitting what
appears to be milk and clay?

<jonny579> You know, esophagi are kinda like strange vaginas.

<booze> rice makes your dick gain strenght :p
<Margarita> if you shove it in your dick, sure, booze

<shaine> Siege: kansas' best song is dust in the wind. listen
to it
<Siege> k ill download it
<Siege> Haha i accidentally typed in "dst in the wind" in the
search box
<Siege>  and child pron came up.
<shaine> you must have turned on 'my favorites' or something.

<@Lathiat> mmm http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/
0,4057,6714208%255E15306,00.html
<evilgoat> who cares?
<evilgoat> http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/
0,4057,6710527%255E1702,00.html
<evilgoat> now thats news
<BenZor> rofl, this in an IT/ISP Geek channel
<BenZor> ipV6 vs Monkeys go on rampage.... and monkeys win.
<evilgoat> hell yeah

<DerMetzgermeister> A guy at work yesterday saw my stickers on
my car, and asked me if Semper Fi was a form of martial arts.

<Jaron>  I DONT WANT TO INSTALL WINAMP!!
<Jaron>  its bloated, it takes over all my files, and crashes
all the time
<Jaron>  If i wanted that, i'd just use Media Player

<kineticupid> asian + mullet = cant get better

*** jamesm sets mode: -snt
<jamesm> dunno why people keep fucking up the channel modes,
like, who gives a fuck
<jamesm> oh my god, someone protect IRC!
<jamesm> fucking choad munching morons
*** cactoid sets mode: +k jamesmisgay

<avalach_> "not even i", that is so arrogant and deluded.
"look at me, i'm so pretty, it's a MIRACLE i've not been raped
yet!"

<Hendrix> Is it a bad thing when you wank so much cum nothing
but air?

*** Soze-AWAY is now known as Soze
* Soze is back -( Doin' stuff. )- gone 2 hr 46 min 26 s
<Al_Koholic> Jesus
<Al_Koholic> that was a long masturbation session
<Soze> It's fucking raw... luckily, the blood can be used as
lube.

dmarkpb: oh yeah and while i'm thinking of it, i'm running
1600x1200 and 1280x960 side by side, i dare not put the 15
near these two in case it suicides because of jealousy

*** QvtQht is now known as TomHanks
*** AMANDA is now known as MegRyan
<TomHanks> {S gotmail

<TURBOMEAT> gross
<TURBOMEAT> note to self : clean george foreman grille before
making grilled cheese
<Megami> Hmmm.... I think it's time for CC again. XD
<TURBOMEAT> the bread tastes of the fat of 1000 meals
<Megami> Why the hell would you make grilled cheese on an
inclined grill in the first place? O.o;

<overandoutcaptn> it's all about searching ebay to get an
estimate on the going rate for kidneys
<Poison_Idea> HAHAH ALEX
<Poison_Idea> alex sell your virginity on it
<Poison_Idea> please
<overandoutcaptn> nope
<overandoutcaptn> no kidneys on ebay
<Poison_Idea> fuck
<overandoutcaptn> just kidney beans
<overandoutcaptn> and kidney shaped bowls
<Poison_Idea> i dont need a kidney
<Poison_Idea> illl put it on
<overandoutcaptn> and other useless crap that doesn't tell me
how much a kidney is going for
<overandoutcaptn> i don't want to sell my virginity on ebay
<overandoutcaptn> some fat ugly mediterainian woman will
prolly buy it
<Poison_Idea> haha nah my mum isnt mediterrian yo
<overandoutcaptn> although if an american or european buys it
then they'd have to pay for postage and handling and i demand
first class all the way

<Claud> when you've got enough people pressed up against you
so you're reaming someone in the ass, someone's reaming you in
the ass and the 3 people on your sides are fondling your
testicles, people sweat regardless

<Veers> I guess they don't teach bathroom manners in Africa
<Donitz> Veers, newsflash, they don't have bathrooms in
Africa.

<Numloxx> hmmm, wonder if i should have chinese tonight
<Numloxx> yeah... a bit of shaved asian would feel good :)
<Numloxx> i mean.. umm... sweet and sour pork..
<Numloxx> wait.. i meant.. umm.. satay chicken and fried rice
:)

I like 2eat tape: when i was in 4 th grade there was this
awesome 5 grader matthew podawski, i rememeber, and he used to
ride his bike to school and mis match socks and and i really
wanted to be his friend but he was so weird and he thanked me
for the offer but was like "one friend in the world is enough"
he then transfered schools

Felix the Cat: Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a
man; that which cometh out of the mouth defileth a man. 
(Matthew 15:11)
Felix the Cat: huzzah i can continue to suck cocks
mr peabody: you read the bible a lot
mr peabody: for being a heathen who is going to hell
Felix the Cat: all i know is apparently the bible says
swallow, don't spit
Felix the Cat: A+ advice imo

<kisama> you know what's hilarious
<kisama> leaving your fly unbuttoned
<kisama> then walking around all furtive
<DooD> ...
<kisama> hhahaha
<kisama> i did that today
<kisama> you'd think ppl would notice
<kisama> but i was in art all day
<kisama> with my zipper down
<kisama> and a long shirt
<DooD> they'd have to look at your wang area =P
<kisama> are they afraid of sensory overload or what?

<whiprush> #debian is pretty intense too ...
<whiprush> I don't see how anyone can get help in that place.
<ronelson> well whip, you just apt-get irc-logs when you need
them :P
<whiprush> ronelson: can you?

* gryp sets mode: +v WicKeD
<@gryp> he's tight ^
<@IBN-LGBR> like a virgin on prom night?
* IBN-munkeydung sets mode: -v WicKeD
<@IBN-LGBR> cherry got popped

<yunicus> i could fuckin crack your head like a walnut with my
clit

* stigma fingers into dashutri's fluff very slowly, stealing
the warmth away
* Dashutri blinks, and turns to ice.
<stigma> :(
<Dashutri> You STOLE my warmth. What did you expect?

<Cleve> my history teacher looks just like drew carey. and
just like the real drew carey, he always makes jokes that
noone laughs at

<XxDeThxX> thats what the sperm whales do..they check out the
females then all the males rub against eachother til they
spooge

<gord> i dont like you
<gord> and if i met your mom i probly woudlnt like her either

<SadisticEuphoria> im texan i don't have to be gramticly
correct =D

<sup-yo> sporting the zima
<kaleido> when i was 19
<kaleido> and desperate to drink
<sup-yo> HAHA
<sup-yo> i used to drink zima when i was a 12 year old girl
<sup-yo> you're so gay
<kaleido> i heard zima and koolaid powder was good
<kaleido> so i tried it
<kaleido> and the koolaid made the zima bubble and overflow
all over me
<kaleido> and dyed my hand red :(

<Area-51> wanna know a good one?
<AOLuser> a good one what?
<Area-51> i mistyped the "yes | rm ..." command and deleted my
entire home directory, including the eggdrop :P