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<vic> isn't the jackass movie what got a kid to burn himself
<Hypnotoad> well nothing makes you do things to yourself...but
if he copyed it then prolly is jackass yea :)
<Hypnotoad> have to be very fucking dumb...like G. Bush
st00pid to copy the things they do
<Hypnotoad> feeding aligators with your arse isnt something i
would copy :D..nor is getting shot with a .12 gauge riot gun
<Gothmog> darwin's spinning in his grave about now :)

<cercoaiut> hi, I'm 17 years old what  must I do to became a
programmer?

<k> hm yes i believe to say d0f would be the correct way out
of this interpretation situilimintation

<Luco13> If we lose Napster...I will lose my mp3's??"

<Kash> BW has eveyone catassing
<CrashCat> that's leopardassing to you
<Kranrev> tigerassing
<Rasputin> I'm monkeyassing! :)
<Mako> just one ass? it is of no use to me.

<@elf> my liver is more masculine than yours
<@Vexer`> my liver is a female.. ofcourse yours is..
<@Vexer`> but i bet mine is hot..
<@elf> of all the dumb things you've ever said, i think that's
the dumbest.
<@Vexer`> i don't say many dumb things..
<@Vexer`> do i?

<c> remember the 3 most important letters in u'r education
isn't abc, but rather ftp

<oz> DYKQUIL - YOUR RUBBING, LICKING, GRABBING, POKING,
TEASING, TONGUING, SO YOU CAN GO ALL NITE MEDICINE

DooD: man im living dangerously
DooD: i bought publix sushi
DooD: late at night
DooD: and now its sitting in my fridge
DooD: to be eaten tomorrow

froovgloobular: I SO NEED more holes :-(
froovgloobular: in my ears.

<opivy-z28> DAMNIT I just puked in my mouth

UFO19M: I d burn her like a witch but I am afraid of the fumes

*** banned[sleep] was kicked by Syber (Lotto Mockery. Shut the
fuck up You fucking soggy assed cock sucking mother fucking
faggot. You're not even impressing your own mother with
cunt-flapped shennanigans like that. No mockery, no cockery,
no knocking me. BANNED! 15 minutes.)

<Fodz> I AM JUST NOT APPRECIATED AROUND HERE
<rabbitfood> not for your brains fods, just your arse. :)

<IlpaTYPER> would this have anything to do with banning
Class316? heh
<Fakester> no
<Fakester> he should be banned at all times
<Fakester> IMO
<DN|PISSED> he should be klined from planet earth

<H|TM4N> \msg [email protected] id rd9alpz%
<H|TM4N> lol
<zAim|trance> lemme try sumthing
* Quits: H|TM4N ([email protected]) (Killed
(NickOP (Kill requested by zAim|trance)))

Vince: I just need a lot of vaseline for the next few days
Kint: ........

<[M]Kimahri[DotB]> can someone tell me a good program to burn
a dvd? my wmp won't find my burner, realplayer won't open the
file, my dvdburning program can't do it either
<samcobra> try a lighter

<wild> go lick some cheesesteak juice off zophars boobs

<Meowfaceman> I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid.

<blacklegions666> is here anybody into BLACK METAL
<blacklegions666> ?
<Ne[r]d> like... living color?

<@Faer|afk> what is good dubstep
<Rashy> dialup modem

<coma> wank carefully and do not destroy your penis :)
<xetlain> wise words.
<coma> for men with divine penises like us, yes

<pies> stop teh flaming !
<grandja> hahah! I hear you man!
<pcverden> Grandja I told u not to listen to those voices in
your head. THEY ARE NOT THERE!!!!!
<cantona> No point saying that! He just thinks you are another
one!

<nerak_> man weezer is the best band ever, I think i am going
to get a weezer tatto
<nerak_> that is a heart
<nerak_> with weezer in the middle

<aussie> whats wrong with racial profiling?
<Jake> Absolutely nothing, as long as it's unbiased.
<The_Roach> That's a contradiction in terms.
<JD> I've never been profiled so, I would say nothing

Foxpaws Zupe: Me and my BF talked about children today
Foxpaws Zupe: I think we're going to have to rock paper
scissors
Foxpaws Zupe: to see if our child will be cut or uncut

<MrMortisland> I know emo
<MrMortisland> Emo is little boys crying on stage because
their daddy touched their pee pee

bradladuk: How wierd, people now think a .plan file is a day
to day diary. What an odd world this is becoming.

<Phactorial> I think HTML is a better structural language than
C
<xcabbage> HTML isn't a language

<AnarKii> does Cel300 is fast?
<AnarKii> nyway
<AnarKii> where I could found NAME + romz ?
<AnarKii> pleazzzzzzzzzzzz

<kAwAiIaZnChIk659> oh, you wanna play it like that efnet?
<kAwAiIaZnChIk659> disconnect me will you?
<kAwAiIaZnChIk659> i'll leech my warez elsewhere, thank you!

<klafka> it's a sign your an irc nerd
<klafka> if a song makes you want to type

<Valkyrie> no, but Westlife is fake
<Valkyrie> Flying without wings?
<Valkyrie> PUHLEAZE
<Valkyrie> more like getting high on KFC

<Sketchee> Ok.  How does the game connection work?
<Grandalf> im guessing tcp/ip
<Grandalf> though it dosen't say anywhere
<Grandalf> but we both have ipx installed so we can play
atomic bomberman, so that shoulden't be the problem either
<Sketchee> Okay, and then when you two try to connect together
... ?
<Grandalf> on the "find game" screen it dosen't find crap.
<Grandalf> though there are games running
<Grandalf> and yes, we have the same version
<Grandalf> it's a mystery ;P
<Sketchee> Is there any documentation for this game?
<Grandalf> probably if i bought it ....

BoobiePatutti> My mom is now telling me what Hobbits do with
their feet at night.
BoobiePatutti> Feeting.
BoobiePatutti> Like fisting, only with their feet.

<Descartes> A wanker is not a racial slur
<GORE> it is
<GORE> beleive me it is
<GORE> to me

<spider> sigh, i gotta go find my alcholic truck again, bbl
<FRiZzO> oh yeah she didn't come home with you last night?
<spider> negative

<Zug> Veronika: come give me head, plz
<Zug> I'm cute and single.
<Veronika9> Zug: go to hell
<Veronika9> I only give head if there is something in it for
me!
<Zug> I'll talk dirty to you while you're doing it.
<Zug> how's that.

<blinden|midnightcleaning> I'm going to bakcup my mp3
collection....
<blinden|midnightcleaning> on floppies

<Nate> I don't care that I don't fuck chicks.
<Nate> I have my MCSD.
<RPGoddess> but nate.... sex is good! :D
<Nate> Yes Shari, I would imagine.
<Nate> But so is manual sex.
<Nate> :)

<aNuBiS-> i will spray my he-salsa on trilogy's man-gina

EpsilonII> Julia Roberts, Jessica Alba, and Angelina Jolie in
the remake of "A Pack of Lips Now!

<syk|Fox> and this green peace guy comes up to us and tells us
how bad oil companies and shit are
<syk|Fox> then laura turns around looks him square in the face
and tells him her dad owns an oil company
<syk|Fox> the guy ran off like she had aids or something
<Lid> fox ur mean.
<Lid> u should've covered him in oil and lit him up like a
chiristmas tree

<Maddie46> Abs I have tried warez and its confusing
<dotcomlarry> yeah, version 1.0 was hard.

[iMike] zach if you got a bike we could ride up to west
manchester
[iMike] get a kickass one

<dan-zzzz> got some drab races to go to
<Lord-Data> heh. that when it rains?

<RushMore> she couldnt stay away from my animal magnitsm
<RushMore> or is it my immense gravometric field
<issuez> no thats me
<issuez> shes in my time zone
<issuez> im fat
<issuez> it all revolves around me

<+Black_Ninja> What's the difference between the catholic
church and the national prison system?
<RedComet> you dont have to drop the soap to get it up the
ass?
<+Black_Ninja> Ans: the prisions wait until the kids are over
18 before sending them to places where they can get raped

(WillJitsu) how do I tell BitchX to use a certain port range
for dcc transfers?
(nyisles) /disco DCCportrange <port1> <portwhatever>
(WillJitsu) hmm  that's not working
(WillJitsu) ACiDDoG is the one running BitchX
(¨) join/#bitchx (ACiDDoG!
[email protected])..
(ACiDDoG) me
(ACiDDoG) so I type:  /disco DCCportrange 5990 6000
(ACiDDoG) right?
(shattah) yeah
(nyisles) yes
(¨) signoff/#bitchx.. ACiDDoG (DCCportrange 5990 6000)
(WillJitsu) funny joke
(WillJitsu) seriously, how do you change it?
(nyisles) /exec -o yes dcc_port_range num1 num2
(WillJitsu) is that another joke?
(nyisles) No
(nyisles) enough humor for one night
(WillJitsu) -:- No target for this window for -OUT
(nyisles) WillJitsu: you have to be connected first
(nyisles) and i think in a channel as well
(¨) join/#bitchx (ACiDDoG!
[email protected])..
(ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000
(ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000
(ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000
(ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000
(¨) signoff/#bitchx.. ACiDDoG (Excess Flood)

-[AfZ]b-man- what do u say in america when u stroke the dick
so it comes cum?

<thoraxe> i just deleted a girl from my buddy list because her
pussy smells

<Ghetto> OMG it's raining here like a cow pissing on a flat
rock

<ChemicalBurn> ah i have an erection and i dont know why
<ChemicalBurn> scarey!
* ChemicalBurn is now known as Chem`shower

<desaster> why get a gf when i have volvo
<montz> yeah a volvo has enuf of holes

<gg0dd> ok what do i declare the variable the user inputs an
IP adress??
<gg0dd> u know lets say i want him to type 127.0.0.1
<O_6> what language are you speaking?
<gg0dd> c++
<matts> hahaha

<HexRei> but i have had two shits and they frickin decimated
me

<scar_> what was the fastest vehicle in ww2?
<Hatter> ?
<Hatter> Jet
<Hatter> ww2 saw the first jet engine
<scar_> no, silly
<scar_> a jew on a bicycle through berlin
<Hatter> :\

<blazemore> i saw a big crack in front of me, then this flash
of light.. after that, i can't remember anything.

<Esper> And last I checked... IRC is multiplayer notepad...
being naked really doesn't matter unless you're REALLY good
with ASCII art.

once the winee: i'll bring my dads gun collection
once the winee: and call it freedom of expression
steph: you would be arrested by the time we pass dunkin donuts
steph: the cops will have had enough coffee to walk after you
steph: walk, not run

<ChuffyCow> Norman Virus Defense -- a fat geek sits on your
computer, and spills donuts and coke on your computer,
"disinfecting it"

SlapsterMcFlash: you know what
Phatpandas: what?
SlapsterMcFlash: if you shake your penis long enough, some
juice comes out of it
Phatpandas: some women drink that, i heard
SlapsterMcFlash: ewww..who drinks pea?

<Catalyst> iMike: have you ever heard of a virus that corrupts
the shit out of the registry...
<Catalyst> and really buggers with the kernel
<Catalyst> and rundll
<Catalyst> actually, everything.
<iMike> yeah ive heard of that virus
<iMike> commonly called 'windows'

[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <exploding_elf> watch it `Jamesy, keep your fluids to
yourself and dont flood

[Animosity]: anyone got any bubble wrap they can dcc me >?

sUpRbritt420: im writing a persuasive essay on why the
drinking age should be lowered and breathalyzers should be
installed in cars while they are being built
sUpRbritt420: how do you write a persuasive essay ------like
are you allowed to ask a question?
VV1Z0: Sure
VV1Z0: You can start with a question like "Ever wondered why
there are so many underage drinking arrests? Because it's fun,
that's why.  We should let teenagers get as drunk as they
want, so long as they don't hurt others."

<LordDred> I am just still going in an out off irc to see if
anybody I know is in here before I am off for good for a while
cause I wan tto try and get there icq number s the people I
know
<LordDred> I am goign to be off for awhile cause I switched
over to msn
<LordDred> irc is causeing me and my g/f to break up cause I
am on here to much so to safe the realtionship I am getting
off

<matt> you could fit a carrot up that nose