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<Dalener> "Indentured Servant" is just a nice way of saying
"Bitch ass slave"
<Porco-Russo> "Landscapers anyone?"
<Dalener> Did you know the Alabamaian with the most slaves was
a black man who OWNED his mother?

plas: Friendly cats will head-but or head rub and will extend
this into a full body rub. Cats will also head-butt and
body-rub their humans. The nose-bump is another friendly
greeting.
lemonlimeskull: Even friendlier cats will offer a paw job.

<deepcut> whats with it your ftp ad saying saying
ftp.fpsarchive.com: ?
<deepcut> thats not even a registered domain name
<GamezAFK> I'm using Serv-U
<GamezAFK> I just made up a domain name
<deepcut> hahaha
<deepcut> and you expect that to work?
<deepcut> idiot
<GamezAFK> I thought the registration stuff was just for HTTP
sites
<GamezAFK> so what I gotta pay to register it or something?
<deepcut> well duh

<crypt-> in my bios, should I have AGP fast write enabled or
disabled?
<uNK> do you want agp to go fast?

<DrBadAss>Lessee... the Republican party is in disarray,
divided by an offshoot reactionary group, spearheaded by men
who pander to the least common denominator and say and do the
most ridiculous things imaginable, directly flaunting the
Constitution, and proving on a daily basis they're incapable
of compromise, and that their only goal is to take down their
opponent at the expense of the country's welfare and proper
operation.
<DrBadAss>  We Democrats have a CLEAR shot at this.  It's
going to be really interesting to see how we go about f#@%ing
it up.

<fearz> lol
<fearz> better than my case
<fearz> the police caught me with 20 cc's
<xvx> woops
<fearz> i got probation for a year
<xvx> that sucks
<fearz> and had to repay like $4000
<xvx> damn
<xvx> that doesnt look good on a record
<xvx> fraud at the age of 15
<fearz> lol
<fearz> hell, it looks perfect now with all the other shit
<fearz> heh
<xvx> hahahah

<rich3> freebasing is when you don't wear underwear, right?

<Gripping> i am shakin like an immigrant at the border

<@Gavin> if it were "lough out lough"
<@Gavin> wtf
<@Gavin> lough
<@Gavin> laugh
<@Gavin> how the hell do you spell that
<|DaRNCaT|> loud?
<JustM3> hehe, new word, lough, its laugh and out compiled
into one.
<@Gavin> damn
<@Gavin> i smoke too much pot :/

* Digital- ([email protected]) has
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<kade> i dont know if mine is cheezy but she had to chew it
then swallow.

<blazemore> i like to wear crotchless chaps
<blazemore> so my lele can feel the breeze in sand storms

* Tak777 "Rams" DodgeGrl
(Tak777) are you built tough?
(DodgeGrl) NOO
(DodgeGrl) I am delicate like a flower
(Mavrick69) 'built tough' is Ford, not Dodge.

<Minion> I BECAME A NUDIST SO I WOULDNT HAVE TO BROWSE THE
INTERNET FOR UNDERAGE PORN!

<[NM]-K0ld> Looking for a GREAT time with GREAT people? Join #
gaychat!
*** [NM]-K0ld has left #cc.
<Rezox> wtf? gay people arent great
<Rezox> gay people are gay

<zamros> I CAN'T BELIEVE I BID ON AN AUCTION WHERE THE PICTURE
WAS THIS http://ebay1.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/
_EBAY_71847e281b4abd0be4c460d181152613/i-1.JPG
<Project> YOU WON A FAT MAN?

<Acero> Acero = Steel
<Acero> my nick used to be Steel
<Acero> there are a load of other lamers who use steel
<BaNe> yer nick should be puddin
<BaNe> not steel

<Raptor> ---
<Raptor> very funny ad...
<Raptor> and is alien-homonoid coming to Gamecube or PS2 or
both?
<Raptor> Because they are both very fine systems and
X-Box,Well... It can rot in hell with Bill Gates, The evilest
man to walk the earth.
<Raptor> ---
<Raptor> Yes, compared to Bill Gates, Ghengis Khan was a
fucking saint, and don't even get me started on some Chinese
Emperors and Stalin, they could be like fucking Jesus! God
damn that Bill Gates is a plight upon man.
<Ross> Hey now, Ghengis Khan did a lot of good
<Ross> He made Russia rich, and re-opened the silk road
<Ross> AND he killed 800,000 arabs in a week

<baras> who can help me to find job in holland, maybe in farm?
pls

<FlatFace> Put it in C:winoot
<SLing> I already have a /winoot/ directory
<FlatFace> !
<FlatFace> SLING USING *NIX!?!?!?!?!
<SLing> Nah
<SLing> It's just so much easier to reach the / than the  :P

<QuartzImg> damn, unfortunately ill be missing the crab race
<llamamall> do they pick them right off the pubes?
<QuartzImg> ever seen Maryland crabs?
<binrapt> I said do you enjoy the smell of your genitals
<QuartzImg> I cant really sniff them
<QuartzImg> Maryland crabs are about the size of a small cat
<QuartzImg> and bright blue
<QuartzImg> and evil
<llamamall> wow
<llamamall> would suck to have those in your pubes
<QuartzImg> i know
<QuartzImg> they weigh like 3 lbs max
<QuartzImg> that would be a nasty tug

<vSvAINT> Rune...do you ever Sleep Man?
<RuneWalsh> [09:01am] <dcpsoguy> r00n: Do you sleep?
<RuneWalsh> [09:01am] <@RuneWalsh> nah, sleeping goes against
everything I believe in
<vSvAINT> it's kind of sad you have a prepared response for
that
<RuneWalsh> no, it's spontaneous
<vSvAINT> Spontaneous like Combustion or Spontaneous like
Jerry Lewis?
<RuneWalsh> besides, I responded to that question earlier and
didn't feel like typing that again
<RuneWalsh> I'll have to think about that
<RuneWalsh> I wouldn't really call Jerry Lewis spontaneous
though
<RuneWalsh> which doubles as my point as well
<vSvAINT> Haha Instantaneous. "NEW! Instantaneous Jerry Lewis!
Just add Water!"
<RuneWalsh> "Wow mommy, can I have one?"
<RuneWalsh> "Not till you're older, dear"

<stevil> man my hair is oily and nasty
<stevil> fear my keyboard after i run my digits through my
coiffure

<E> and it gets worse. sprint said that ascend techincal
support said the
problem w/ fast busy's on my PRI was due to my radius
server.

*** Quits: Kevin ([email protected]) (Quit: «
Ë×Çü®§îöñ » Info-[v9.4.22]- Released-[August 19, 2002]-
Channel-[#Excursion on Dal.Net]-)
<Hemingray> ..
<Hemingray> jerking off again?
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<Qwerty> (Kevin) has been auto-opped. -Prømethèus-
<SuperH> (WB) Kevin - <@Kevin> GOD MY PENIS IS SMALL (IRC²)
<Kevin> power button to penis thing happened again

<Hostile> Would you eat mung if it tasted like chicken?
<Hostile> Would you eat chicken if it tasted like mung.
<Scofco> ...
<Scofco> what's mung?
<Hostile> It's the stuff inside of a pregnant chick i think.
<Scofco> there's lots of stuff inside pregnant chicks
<Hostile> Yeah, that's mung.

<sevyn>: I was disappointed to find out that the twitter
account @hosonwheels did not belong to a hooker delivery
service

<Snojoe> I am a genius
<Snojoe> I just came up with a new game
<mbb102488> oh lord, what now?
<Gnarly> did you finally figure out hand + dick, joe?
<Snojoe> Bash drinking game
<mbb102488> lol
<Snojoe> I'm serious! go onto the random page
<Snojoe> and you take a drink for every quote of like
<Snojoe> tubgirl
<Snojoe> or even goatse
<Gnarly> no, 2 for goatse
<Snojoe> uh, no... 2 drinks are reserved for every one about
niggers
<Gnarly> lmao
<mbb102488> wow...
<Gnarly> just don't hope you randomly don't get the whole
bottom list as random
<Gnarly> else you'd be fucked

<nice_sheep_molester> the united negro college fund: helping
youth avoid being on a fox tv show on saturday nights for 25
years

<DrSeuss> I am thinking about the sequel to the vat in the hat
<DrSeuss> It will have theoretical chemistry
<fourbitfox> Oh the Crystals You'll Grow?
<DrSeuss> YES
<fourbitfox> Sounds more like the G rated version of Breaking
Bad.

<[ric]> god, damnit... wished I had never started on that
gothornot.com  ... I'll never get any work done now.

* Kaos legally owns Unknown Artist - Track 3 and doesn't
pirate at all!
<Kitsa> oo, I love that song

<isocat> i tripped a couple summers ago and had a 'jerry' trip
sort of, he had just died and i listened to some dead and
tried to summon his spirit

<thep0et> working sucks, i stay home all day
<thep0et> i might as well be black

<ziz> i'm reading this article about the new intel centrino
pentium M processor
<ziz> apparently they had a lot of failures early in the
manufacturing process
<ziz> but now they're happy with it
<ziz> and some embedded network appliance makers have begun
using them in their webservers
<ziz> so the name of this thing is the "Dothan"
<ziz> and i keep thinking "...what, so many Dothans died to
bring me this information?"

<Sonya> 14/f/nj
<rewben> oh
<rewben> im 54/n/netherlands
<Silvana> what's n?
<elph> i guess n is for nice ass

<bytraper> its because your gay syn
<Synoptica> and you are illiterate
<bytraper> maybe but it sure beats the hell out of being gay

<TheFoo> I can have so much fun before he can even shoot at
me.

<@nanashi> Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces, while
handicapped people make handicapped faces...
<+Mara> -_-
<@Pokute> It's too bad you can't put the right emphasis on the
words with IRC

<GoreJanez> I hate that captain of Enterprise from star trek
<GoreJanez> He's like an irc-newby
<GoreJanez> when he meets someone in space, he's all like:
"hi, how are you, where are you from, wanna be my friend?"
<R_Nereda> #gothicmetal solar system would be his final
frontier
<GoreJanez> he'd got attacked by ban-beams in no time

<ian_/#linuxwarez> Just think, in 3 years this RAM will
probably be in some toxic heap in china while little chinamen
pick through it with solvents to extract gold.

<signine:#916> is that the one with the old people that have
huge mouths that blow people the fuck up?

* Clampy waits for the next line of home consoles which will
vacuum, slice, dice, IRC, download porn, play games, play
DVDs, play hopscotch, and play music CDs all in one package.
<{{[o|O]}}> That would be Microsoft Home.

<+Vefantur> lots of .fi bans
<@Cuda> yeah, lots of dumbass finns
Cuda is [email protected] * ...
Cuda End of /WHOIS list.

<DMC[tiky]> talon: and dont get me started on your little
"provicative" look in the bottom of the picture
<DMC[tiky]> look like someone put ginger ale in your vagina
and you are like 'you silly little kitten'
*** DMC[tiky] was kicked by _Talon_ (God, you are so annoying)
*** DMC[tiky] ([email protected]) has
joined
<DMC[tiky]> haha
<DMC[tiky]> talon is frustrated with my dmc face

<Knorki666> is solaris fully linux compilant ? or unix maybe ?

<xoopx> america is bart, canada is millhouse

<cryterion> have you ever noticed that if you stretch your
nutsack out, it looks like silk?

<bug> Well, you'd be welcome to stay here, at least in part.
:)
<ekips> In part?
<ekips> Half of me stays there?
<bug> YES.
<ekips> Do I get to choose which half?
<bug> Sure!

<blazemore> indian, asian.. same difference, they both end
with "ian"

<Brainstew> Eww..
<Brainstew> If you think somethign is chocolate on your
keyboard, but your not sure...Don't stick it in your mouth.
<Citation> let alone on your penis.

<TDragon`> MachinShi: COMMUNIST!
<PitDroid> we take everything you have, divide it equally
amongst ourselves, and then return to you a portion of what
you originally had
<gIbBeR> lol
<geoffh> taxes?
<PitDroid> taxes are dumb

<dae> "my dixie wrecked" say it slowly now

<GoDMoNi> it's like if someone asked what i liked about myself
<GoDMoNi> i'd have to say, "cause i give good head"

<Cole`> I think there might have been a guy at my ptq who
crapped his pants. During round 5 I had a bunch of people
watching my match and all of a sudden I caught the scent of
crap. I yelled out "Who in God's name shit their pants?!" A
few people laughed, but I didn't catch the shitter. So round 6
I am playing this guy and he smelled...like shit. I did in
fact recall him saying he wanted to go home and take a bath. I
felt really horrible for this.

<shervin> do you ever have those days where you dont take a
crap, so you fart a lot, and your farts kinda smell good?

<noppa> weed: (dont inhale and you will become the next
president!!!!!)

<Mbeta> if i were going to break up with a girl who i had
grown to hate
<Mbeta> i would rub poison ivy in the crotch area of all her
panties
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> better yet
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> herpies
<Mbeta> yea, where am i gonna get herpes?
<chibi> pooty can give you herpes
<Mbeta> everyone already has herpes in NY
<Mbeta> come on now.
<Mbeta> that's like saying
<Mbeta> if i had aids i would run around in africa touching
everyone

<Konami> Washing makes my vagina smell less strong. Going
several days with no washing results in a more pungent vagina.
Most people could probably have guessed that.

<Waters> I practice safe sex
<Waters> I masterbate with a condom on

<VaeShir> i admit to it.. you caught me red handed looking for
sex

<glasnost> 1040 ez e
<glasnost> peace to all my bruvas at the iRS

@NocSchool:  3 hours left...1 page a half left...
@NocSchool:  then i'll smoke a good bowl to forget all i've
learnt :P
+SnypeTEST:  NocSchool: isnt that the american dream?

Guan Yu: One time I shit myself in a McDonalds.
Guan Yu: So I had to clean myself with my t-shirt. I shoved
the shit-covered t-shirt in the tank part on the back of the
toliet.
Guan Yu: I came back a year later and the shirt wasnt in the
tank. That means somebody removed my shit-smeared DBZ shirt.
Guan Yu: That brings joy to my heart.

* Joins: Deja-Vu ([email protected])
* GBL|InfamousGadget hits Deja-Vu with a brick
<GBL|InfamousGadget> sorry,  i feel bad for you
<GBL|InfamousGadget> just saw aol and felt a need for a old
school brickin'
* Parts: Deja-Vu ([email protected])
<GBL|InfamousGadget> =(
<GBL|InfamousGadget> I scared him away
<GBL|InfamousGadget> oh well,   iq++;

<tsal> my dick is so big it's got its own dick

[@mad-ShaggZ]my parents said i could anything i wanted to be
when i grew up....so i chose to be an asshole
[@mad-ShaggZ]nothing wrong with that...

<+DCBastard> just a jpg
<@m00cow> what of ?
<+DCBastard> apache ah-64
<@m00cow> i've got an apache
<@m00cow> webserver that is

<Inferi0r> sean, hrm, i cant buy "getting laid" on ebay
<Sean> "your search for 'getting laid' returned 0 results,
please check later

<|^V^|Grim_Reaper> sorry but im exstreamly intelagent and i
have a dick and my g/f happens to be scard of it