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<bocz> ok dood, whatever
<bocz> go sip your mocca and read the wallstreet journal

<BeefinPep> my neighbor offered my gf to go, if shed drive him
<BeefinPep> that reminds me I still have to beat his ass
<BeefinPep> brb
*** BeefinPep has quit IRC

( `46and2   ) i've learnt alot about getting a woman off...
it's not that hard. i even convinced my friend to show me
where the effing g spot is... i tried it on my g/f and all
this clear shit came out

<zamback> wth is "Ultraslim" ?
<|DI|Okra^Ennis> its only 16 mm thick
<deyja> zamback: the size condoms you wear

<dbnmale20> i dont believe in beatles ... i just believe in
me.
<dbnmale20> John lennon ;)
<k-lee> ok fair enough
<k-lee> but hes gonna die soon isnt he then wat??/

<FatZZ> sif vinc, you were just so uncool that even the magic
players rejected you ;)

<Ash> My Amazon package arrived in Baltimore at 9pm last
night... but there's no data after that!
<wild> ash: where is lk's package?
<MadHatter> mind your business wild
<MadHatter> I'm already taking care of lk
<MadHatter> don't ever mention it again
<MadHatter> ever
<gb> Ash: where is lk's package?
*** gb was kicked by MadHatter (..)

<ThaExo> i finally know what carding means

Pron_Czar_Mike- inner city broadband is silly, like a
crackhead mom with 6 kids can afford it, get it out to us
middle class rural people first you bastards!

<taig3R> so blinker fluid comes out the transmission?

<alisia> I'm fat
<dave> you're not fat you fat ass

<CiaAgent> if worldcom goes under they will have to close the
internet

<`Kd> theres another good spelling leason

<pvx> alright, ive come up with a good description.. it looks
like snot that was soaked in cum, rolled around in encheladas,
and put in a freezer for an hour.

<J{E}K> What is the best song of NIN?
<uidv6> ALL THE SILENT TRACKS ON BROKEN

<Bateau> how come there's so much illegal kiddy porn on the
net but not illegal necro porn?

<[ric]> I need viagra just to go to the toilet.. :)

<Androo>haha I got honked at by hot chicks today
<Priest>that was my grandmother and her friends.

<]Di[ein> seriously..... imma put 2x turbos....nos....air
intake...... get that pos lowered even though it is already
lowered
<]Di[ein> get some 5's
<]Di[ein> (it has go cart wheels)
<Vandium> A FESTIVA
<Vandium> ROFL!
<]Di[ein> the only car in the world where u get a buy one get
one free deal!

<XvRickH> is an oc3 connection like...2 T3s combined?
<Goetterdaemmerung> 3.
<Goetterdaemmerung> hence oc-"3"
<XvRickH> so could I combine like 2 DSL lines and make
like...an DSL2 or something?

<Miri> Can I give you an e-hug?
<Jade_Work> yes of course Miri >.>
* Miri e-hugs Jade
<Rollyn> I want an e-mug
<Jade_Work> with e-coffee? :P
<Rollyn> So I could sip my e-soda
<Rollyn> Until I've had more than e-nough

<elroyk> i like to look at pictures of me then, because I get
to think "wow, I am really a lot hotter now"

<kisama> man, i am rocking to this backstreet boys shit

* tall-sew is a dog person
<eatenn> no, you're a fat fucking person

<BTZ> I learned that you shouldn't drink and drive because you
might spill your drink.

(dOkTeR) man, i woke up this morning, and looked at porn for
30 mins, then went to school...i was so horny for my first 2
classes, i had to jerk off in the Tier Building bathroom

[11:03] *** Doc|Uni ([email protected]) Quit (Support
W.O.R.K - Women Off Roads Campaign (c) Doc'99)

<weed> alright, i gotta get back to work
<Phucker> You mean masturbation?
<weed> i havn't done that in a while
<weed> i must be gettin old
<Phucker> I did it 6 times yesterday
<Phucker> So I'm good
<weed> 6 times?!
<Phucker> Yeah
<weed> you must be 'chapped'

<lokia:#916> you obvioously havent been modeming long

<space> got any good tunes to spare?
<ToRMeNTeD> tons
<ToRMeNTeD> what kind
<space> whatever
<space> im easy
<ToRMeNTeD> thas what Im listening to now
<space> lol shit i got no speakers yet brb
<ToRMeNTeD> askin fer music wif no speakas
<ToRMeNTeD> sprocket what are we gonna do wif you
<PsyHawk> like a blind man asking for magnifying glass
<ToRMeNTeD> classic
<space> heheh lame award
<space> im like that fucker sent me blank tracks

<tris> why did someone stick an altoid in your cd player?
<furyoujin> tris, we were having phun and he got a lil
overexcited

<WhatIWasGoing2SayHereDoesntFit> (maggots are technically
still meat right?)

[@Kamagurka] (akino): if you are no freak, what are you then?
you already admitted to being a goth, you know...
[+akino] i know. but i am not a freak.
[+akino] i am from mars

<Anton> for a guess you had a shit day at work as usual?
<Alexander> just boring
<Anton> ever actually had a good day at work?
<Alexander> well ok boring and shit

<steveac> tough to do when you type with 1 finger on the
keyboard and yoyur dick in your other hand

<Vagabond_> you get hit with a dick when you goto mcdonalds?
<DrklrdBob> Usually.
<Robyn``> DrklrdBob: Yes, and you will even get a free toy.
<Vagabond_> is it a beefy dick?
<DrklrdBob> Is the toy safe for children 3 and under?

<Ling-Food> myst: I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I
am writing a best seller!

< linguica_> remember +v = gay
< Insomniak> +v me

<foop> THE FUCKING US POSTAL SERVICE IS CALLING ME
<foop> ASKING ME TO HELP THEIR FUCKIGN DERELICT OPERATION
<Potrzebie> Tell them I said "Hi"

<x-spirit> in an hour or so I am going offline for the evening
<T_B2k> k :(
<x-spirit> why that sad mouth mate ! =)
<T_B2k> because he's just had surgical facelifts & it's not
currently physically possible for him to smile :( (That was a
smile)

<CyberTech> ever seen tremors?
<CyberTech> hehe
<CyberTech> i do have thoughts on living in the desert
<CyberTech> in my own bunker
<Terron> as long as I had DSL, i would

<darklugia> [email protected] what kind of internet service
do you have?<misty11> internet explorer

<oak> i extracted like 80 .bin/cues before my trip
<oak> and have no fucking clue what they are now lol
<Path> IDIOT
<Path> mass bin/cue extracting before trip = no

<|Chris> there's one bitch in the world
<|Chris> one bitch with many different faces
<|Chris> find a new face.

<jesus-> jesus saves, but good thing im jesus- , cause i cant
do shit

<lizx_:#916> i hsaid U becaude i am ficked up

<!Suicidal> Thats how stupid are government is

<MB|Linux> so Python is a good language to start out with?
<Mike|Linux> heh sure
<Mike|Linux> That's what I am doing right now.. Or breaking
another part of linux. ;)
<MB|Linux> I rememeber the old Tandy/Commodore basic :)
<MB|Linux> lol
<MB|Linux> Cool
<MB|Linux> 10 do this
<MB|Linux> 20 do that
<MB|Linux> 30 do this again
<MB|Linux> 40 run
<MB|Linux> 50 go fuck yourself
<MB|Linux> lol
<MB|Linux> 60 go get some food, this will take awhile.
<MB|Linux> Hmmm

(grasmaaie) so they know who is 127.0.0.1 when he floods all
the day...

<asterick> My dad sucks ass.
<andy\food> what does he suck out of asses?
<andy\food> small rodents?

<rioter> cd location of file
<rioter> rpm -Uvh full file name.rpm
<_Larez-> DAAAAAAAAAAAMMNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
<_Larez-> didint worked
<rioter> ...
<_Larez-> I didint put in the files name
<_Larez-> just pasted what you typed

<Yurmaster> I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your
bed rock.

<+Nobody> Stephen Stack and James Gundlach were awarded the
2004 Ignobel Award for their paper The Effect of Country Music
on Suicide that links the suicide rate to the amount of
country music played on the radio
<+private_meta> hmm... if they would play country music in the
radio i would commit suicide too... so whats so phenomenous on
that paper?

<schteve> let´s see how many that want to offer me a penis
enlagement today
<schteve> in other words, i am gonna check my mail

<+Dave2> myspace valentines messages.
<+Dave2> that sentence is 66% evil
<+Dave2> that is all

* *@michael decides that given two evils, x and y, where x=
cherry jolly ranchers and y=apple jolly ranchers, y<x

<Jim> The blue man group is a complete ripoff of the smurfs

*** Joins: mxman ([email protected])
<mxman> wtf
<mxman> WHO SHUT OFF MY COMPUTER :(

<bin\girl> im evolved from elephants
<Pioenz> i can see that :-)

<Goomba> ford?
<fordprefect> wot?
<Goomba> nothing
<kopo|cool`n`icy> lol
<kopo|cool`n`icy> i used to do that with my friends
<Herr-Statto> until they got pissed off
<kopo|cool`n`icy> yeah
<kopo|cool`n`icy> now, i have no one left :(
<kopo|cool`n`icy> exept you guys
* kopo|cool`n`icy hangs himself
<Goomba> good
<kopo|cool`n`icy> i'm dead, cant hear you
<Goomba> good

<loo> every fucking bj should be two-handed
<mit3> actually it pretty much depends.
<mit3> like what if you ask the girl to choke herself.
<mit3> you gotta pick your poison

<Simon>man, i'm farting like a motherfucker over here! you can
really smell the decaying hampster flesh...
<Simon>there's a two week backlog of shit held up by that
furry fucker
<Nick> OMFG, that is WRONG, you're fucking sick!
<Nick> you put a P in HAMSTER...sicko

<Upth> did you know that the plastic used to make the keyboard
keys warps when it gets wet and dries off?
<ChryoZach> Nope.
<Upth> my keys are beginning to wrinkle from sheer skin
moisture.
<ChryoZach> And now I've learned something today.
<Upth> a bunch of the keys you can't even read anymore.
<ChryoZach> I don't know whether to laugh or feel really bad. 
Wow.  This place really has made me numb.

<|nec|> hihi all
<|nec|> can anyone tell me if its possible to set up a efnet
server on a homepc

<Snag> on another note
<Snag> you know any fake tan shit i can buy?
<eldee> fake tan shit?
<eldee> wtf?
<Snag> ya
<Snag> i have supah white arms
<eldee> go to a tanning booth, give the bitch 5 bux and stick
your arm in the pipe dude

<mutex> im so glad my ancestors killed indians and enslaved
niggers so that i may have this feast

if you get turned down for a job, its just like getting turned
down for a date, only girls dont often give you the courtesy
of "Thanks for applying, we will keep your resume on file. 
have a nice day!"

<CharCoal69> and I made 2 dollars selling cigarettes to
children in third world countries. I told them it was food.

<`tate`> you ever see palm's api, my god, its like they said
"you know what, apple's api is good(ie we're insane), lets
copy it"