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<campd> "Multiple Murder Bob" would be an awesome name for an
action figure.
<snorp> or a band

<keisersoz> bush is a chimp who looks vaguely human
<laceyfloss> like michael jackson?

<Bruce_MacCulloch> ever hear the saying "if you cant say
something nice, dont say anything"? well, I have a corollary
to that - it goes "if you cant say something meaningful, go
away or be quiet"

(rageboy) id tell you to put my box in the topic so i could
sell shells but its not static ip and only 28.8 connection
(rageboy) and im in windows right now

<Lurking-Neko-Saist> I hate having Sex with peer, she makes
feel so disconnected

<someone> anybody who would by Celine Dions music deserves to
have their computer crash ;)~

-ChanServ- (#help) >>>READ THIS<<< AUTH INSTRUCTIONS: /msg
[email protected] auth <handle> <password>
<Hk> Plz... How do I auth with chanserv?

<BlackDeth> warez b dum
<BlackDeth> go traffic cocaine
<BlackDeth> if you want to traffic illegal goods
<BlackDeth> do smth useful

<Electric> Jester says he's gonna rub deep heat into my
bollocks at 4AM
<AdmV0rl0n> does he now....
<Electric> But when he goes back to bed, he'll still smell the
fart I did there earlier :)

<Homer> Hydrac7: $400 Cdn or less now, get a job for like two
weeks
<Hydrac7> How much is that in USD?
<Homer> like $12

cochese 04: I've been meaning to murder a lot of people
cochese 04: But that Matlock guy is really good at catching
murderers
cochese 04: So I dunno
cochese 04: I don't want Andy Griffith coming in my house and
proving I did it

<cbf> *dances* My nerdiness is now complete, I just said
"rofl" in real life.
<smega84> cbf did u actually say rofl or role on floor
laughing?
<cbf> [smega84]: "rofl"
<smega84> cbf AWESOME
<smega84> ur transfer is COMPLETE :)

<DaemoN_> NOOOOO!!! MY PENIS IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!

< xxxt> Hi, how do I join this IRC takeover group? CHANFIX has
mad skills
< xxxt> i dont even know how he does it
< xxxt> ;-)

<trev-> but guys, he's pushing technology to its limits. hes
revolutionizing the internet as we know it
<trev-> you should all be thankful
<spoon> trev- : you fucking consultant
<spoon> stfu

Lint: *beep* thank you for visitint ghte #macintosh store, we
are currently replenishing our inventory of "you are a lozar
get lost" shirts. press 1 to continue in statement, press 2
for an argument, press 3 for abuse.

<Xx_No1_xX> man i never seen a pair of underwares flush so
easly .. i swear thet got T-3 lines in the toilets

<Goteku> i s'pose Sem is the kind to laugh at poor kids
getting sodomized by 10-foot poles.. sideways -_-,
<Sem[class]> "Buah-hah-haaa! Sux0rz to be you!!!!"

<g5r3> can anybody hack me with my whois?

<sM3GGy> What does the KU KLUX KLAN have in common with
anabolic steroids?
<sM3GGy> They both make niggers run like fuck.

GreenWithEnvy89: what are you doing now
pardusorientalis: writing
GreenWithEnvy89: yay
GreenWithEnvy89: show me when you get stiff
GreenWithEnvy89: uhhh
GreenWithEnvy89: did i say that?
GreenWithEnvy89: stuff i meant
GreenWithEnvy89: stuff
pardusorientalis: XD
pardusorientalis: stiff
pardusorientalis: a stiffie

<Lacer> what's a good newsgroup browser
<Zell750> uhh i dunno
<Zell750> ive always got news at cnn

<crazythunder> does crucial seel virtual memory?

<jej> WHY ARE YOU HAVING AN INDUSTRIAL MUSIC PISSING CONTEST.

<@Dock> I crushed my cpu
<@Dock> Worked though, so I didn't break it.
<+Arrowmaster> grr wtf
<+Arrowmaster> theres a reason its called a ZIF socket
<@Dock> ZIF my ass.
<ASk> a ZIF ass?
<ASk> that's a treasure, man
<ASk> just think of all the possibilities

<Guilty> I dont kid around with my fat chicks
<Guilty> Theres one simple golden rule: No fat chicks.
<Guilty> Golden because thats the color of the Golden Arches,
the perferred eating place of Fat Chicks

<Keyman> dam I just lost 128k on my upstream!
<Jumper> damn, same here, now I can only download that CD in
3.04secs instead of 3.0400000001

<HotelManager> plz com in avatar
<Avatar> no
<HotelManager> fine then youtr baned but when you want to get
on the channell come and get me and i will unban you

<madwoota> rice rockets are for fags and shrivel dicks
<madwoota> 'hey baby, lets hump in the wrx..' 'sorry, cant
even get my panties off in here'

<sage> Its like my card is a big fat breast and the asus
support is a bra...my boob be flapin in the breeze over here.

<Navy|Scholar> I suppose you people have heard about the
Semantic Web?
<east> yes
<Brawler> Nevar
<east> if you're talking about semantic markup, yes
<ignatios> yeah
<Hokaloogie> Is that something to do with Jews?

<JackTaiwn> damn u english speakers >_<

<sh1bby> man..top 5 inventions by black people...whats up with
that
<sh1bby> what about the white people's inventions??
<s3llout> uh..slaves
<s3llout> pwned

<CiXeL> if you have zillions of bbses in a billion ips using
strong encryption all over, GAME OVER GOVT

<throdgrain> i just shot a bloody rat in my garden
<throdgrain> in broad daylight ffs!
<throdgrain> it was like
<throdgrain> boom headshot
<throdgrain> i was a dirty awping camper out the bathroom
window

<webhax> ipfw deny dildo from any to me

<D1> theres no reason for me to smell good anymore.
<D1> so I tend to stick with the rancid odor since I don't
have to impress anyone.

<DiskSpeed> my friend and I were talking and we thought it
would be cool if instead of using transistors, processor
manufacturers just shrank little sweatshop workers and made
them hold hands and the electric shock would go through them
<DiskSpeed> and they would be in a maze and change whos hand
they were holding for different things
<DiskSpeed> and the cache with the processor is really meth
that is constantly fed to these miniature workers to keep them
quick

[Bords] im sick of ppl making fun of "uranus"
[Kirby] yeah me to.
[Kirby] Hey! Let's rename it!
[nosebleed] let's call it urrektum

<motardo> i iron my curvy wang

(hellp) yeah but i will fuck your hatch up with my zx 7r you
fucker ne day
your fuck hatch will fuckin cry
(RicePWR) he prolly has an escort zx
(RicePWR) 7r = the number of Type R stickers he has

<[Chris]> oh yeah baby, concatenate those strings... do it
just like that
<neura> I'd think you'd want to insert, not concatenate...
<[Chris]> now you're just being nasty
<neura> no, nasty is noting that you'd wanna be real careful
with chop and split :x
<[Chris]> as long as we aren't getting into a strlen fight

<Kash> Biee, my modem cost me 8 bucks
<Bieeardo> Holy shit.  That's... oy.
<Kash> IT IS A CURCUIT BOARD AND A BELL
<Kash> circuit
<Kash> lol
<Bieeardo> Oh, so it's a hard-coded version of EQ?

<sort> so would someone on dxm be called detarded?

cory: so how much shit did you pack.
tara: like 2 duffle bags.
cory:  damm thats alot of shit packing.
tara: yeh i inventoried it.
cory:  huh, so thats what they call it these days.

<Nanobot> My school has a zero-tolerence policy for racism
<Nanobot> No niggers allowed

9mm: I suppose Steve Irwin should have worn sunblock to
protect from harmful rays.

<jamesm> is ntpd 4.0.99k23 ok?
<tm> yeah, giving remote root is now a documented feature
<sisko> laff
<jamesm> well, i know the answer now and i'm not telling you
cunts

<mevrick6> buti dont like verbal sex, cos it creat me problem'

<@Campbell> do you think he/she/it understands anything we're
saying?
<@Campbell> LIke if I said...
<tiny> Hmm..
<@Campbell> small_bee: God hates you .. your mother and father
hates you... THE WORLD HATES YOU
<@Campbell> DO you think he/she/it understands?
<tiny> S/he/it just might =)
<small_bee>  yeah ,i love him forever
<tiny> It's fairly direct
<tiny> ..
<tiny> Ok.
<tiny> Maybe not

<cabbagehead227>: is a closet queer anything like a bed bug,
do you suppose?

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<rb> eminem vs a terrorist organization
<rb> weird
<JtHM> heh
<JtHM> Eminem_Vs_Al_Qaeda-BattleRap_12"-2002-RNS
<rb> hahahaha

<DragonOnna> Roninjoey, Uses of an AOL disk, #68. Earmuffs
(glue some fur on one side, then attach a U-shaped piece of
bent coathanger to both disks).
<Zibro> DragonOnna, Uses for a shitty script, #58. NOTHING.
(ie: no use, so don't use it because it's fucking stupid)

<nonplused> anal sex is funny
<nonplused> but hey
<nonplused> not that id turn that shit down

<shagie> srt.. he would sit at his table, scratching his scalp
and make a HUGE PILE of dandruff and PLAY with it all SRT

<GoodScrat> how's the humanoid with the wet crotch doing?
<Zygote-> and hill billy slang
<Zygote-> haha
<Zygote-> you mean my wife?

* SHIT` happens
* Katsmall happens, too.

<The_Freak> Jon's job sounds too much like a gay porn plot. I
mean, come on, can you picture it? Jon pulling up in his
bangin Taurus with the Jay-Z all the way up, rolling up to the
Rutgers gay frat house and lysping "Hey boys, I brought the
sausage!"...then when he was done, he'd say with crusted lips
"Thanks for the tips!"

<SkyCriesX> tumors don't cuddle

<Joelz> im gonna savet hgis log so I can prove im drunk

<Methical> i need to get a 100 gig HD just for samples, then
another 100 gig so that i cna back up everything
<Entomorph> methical, I'll give you something that's 100 gig
<thePoizon> hehe
<thePoizon> ento swingin with ol' lazy thunder again
<Entomorph> 'ol lazy thunder?
<Entomorph> more like milimeter peter

<Winchester> I just watched a PSA video of how to save
ourselves from atomic bombs in the `40s.
<Winchester> And I realized: "Oh, shit, we`re at risk."
<Winchester> And then I watched a video of the Brady kids and
I was too happy to care.
<Winchester> Conclusion: The Ruskies used the Brady kids to
distract us.
<Winchester> Reason for Failure: The Bradys lacked musical
talent and Jan was an emo bitch.

<squall999991> whats a psx
<squall999991> what the psx look like
<squall999991> hey so is the psx beter than the playstation

<incubus[]> say oreo while holding your tounge
<incubus[]> it sounds like, i don't know
<Algorithms> say pig fucking bastard while holding your tounge
.. it sounds like .. pig fucking bastard

<Murder-Is-Funny> I get this huge kick of trying to talk
people I judge as worthless into suicide

<DeLorean> fuckin' idiot.
<DeLorean> My boss has me checking his AOL mail ever 30
fuckin' seconds.
<DeLorean> I hate when he's in the office.
<DeLorean> He's never here.
<DeLorean> He's here maybe one day a month.
<`Sean> DeL:  Hey, those life and death decisions are made on
AOL!

arcanis41190: im so pissed that i spilled chlorine on my
shorts
arcanis41190: it was a good pair too
arcanis41190: not even a sharpie is working
arcanis41190: magic marker my ass

<b|aze> i wanked my dog once
<b|aze> haha
<b|aze> i was so pissed