bash.org archive

*** [SNiPeR] ([email protected]) has joined
#efnet
<[SNiPeR]> got a problem...i wanna register a chan but
chanserv doesn´t work

* AquaJew2 is now known as AquaJew
<Allvah> JewTwo?
<AquaJew> Yea, like MewTwo, but Jewish
<LordRed> Basically, jewtwo's main attack is he lies to your
boss about finding a hair in his soup so you get fired and he
gets a five dollar off coupon

<ThaDragon> =) (=
<ThaDragon> =* *=
<ThaDragon> =**=
<ThaDragon> *ziiiip*
<ThaDragon> =) o=u=8 O=<
<ThaDragon> *SLAP*
<ThaDragon> =/ `o=u=8
<ThaDragon> Thats the story of a man and a woman on the first
date.
<ThaDragon> =P

<Vangalisk> Gawd, if that american idle twat got any heavier
rotation her makeup is going to fly off her face in large
cakes

<trccccc> I was going down on this one girl once.... and her
clit was the size of my pinkie... I was all DAMN and exscused
myself and went back down to the party

(Moose_): what's your language of choice ?
(rich): english?

<UN-REAL> ihel leyha id use http mirc hahaha
<UN-REAL> like idd iwhe ni worked at the ama
<@EzyRider> we need an interpreter in here for UN-REAL..
<@EzyRider> fucked if i can follow half of what he says
<@[[x]]> LOL
<@Bloody_D_Death> LOL

<snoggerT11> fuck you
<helminthes> obvious immature retort:
<helminthes> "OH I JUST LOOOVE WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY"

«@Aquavette2k1» whats it take for a man to get some nude hot
teacher porn

<coffee4me> Tazers are killing old people and crack heads
<Joeytgstk> And/
<Joeytgstk> ?

<Fryboy> khalek_: you can import schoolgirls?
<pr0nfiend> why not
<pr0nfiend> mmm
<pr0nfiend> japanese schoolgirls
<pr0nfiend> you could make me your chief distributor in NSW
<pr0nfiend> although im sure i'd get alot of complaints about
"soiled" products

Sweetlilluv: Would you really fuck any random gurl?
Ichiro number 1: Its a joke..a joke....see this is why guys
dont talk to girls about sex.....gurls take everything to
seriously

<azzkickr> <enntee> man
<azzkickr> <enntee> i think my fucking cat is pregneant
<azzkickr> <angry> dude
<azzkickr> <angry> you should have used protection.
<azzkickr> LMAO...
<azzkickr> sounds like something id do...

<Roadancer> Rednecks will be slaughtered and used to make soap
to wash the homeless

* Pixelz learnt everything he knows by playing pool

<tomed> hmm
<MrBawb> uh oh!
<MrBawb> tomed is thinking!

[Gnimish is working out how to go home to usa from austria for
christmas]
* Gnimsh is frustrated by airlines
<PeterPowell> lol
<PeterPowell> dont fly?
<Gnimsh> should I swim back?
<Gnimsh> take a train?
<Gnimsh> DRIVE?!
<sari> boat?
<Gnimsh> wrong season
<Gnimsh> I looked on 3 different sites.
<PeterPowell> why not stay where you are..?:p
<Gnimsh> visa's up on the 25th of july
<Gnimsh> if they deport me for free, sure

<Nago> i saw this sticker
<Nago> that said
<Nago> Got Jesus?
<Nago> and i was thinking
<Nago> got milk? i want a glass of jesus.
<Nago> Jesus h. christ.
<Nago> id like a glass of that.
<Venoman> frothy warm glass-o-christ

<Spud> Man, watching Fear Factor earlier.  Two Hot Chicks +
Horse Rectum Eating Contest = TurnOn++
<rzrshrp> *barf
<Spud> Synthetic horse rectum, of course, but still...

CharmQuark42: a math sheep?
Quillethe: it would explain the counting
CharmQuark42: it does integ-wools!

<ahf> well, i guess everything is a dildo if you are brave
enough

<st0w> I was just a tad intoxicated, man
<botnation> you got a got shot at me with the ole dildo in the
mouth trick
<botnation> thank god she washes that shit

<synnur> i think the koreans are on pcp
<synnur> they run at the end of games like it's the begining
<synnur> unlike the chinese, they don't use msg
<synnur> they use pcp
<[LW]Scoundrel> wc3 is better than pcp

<evilpie> what the fuck is wtf
<cardcheat> World Trade Federation
<SteamedHams> world trade fire
<cardcheat> Women That Fuck
<SteamedHams> Wow That's Funny
<cardcheat> Well, Try Farting
<SteamedHams> What The Nigger
<cardcheat> as a respected leader in the african-american
community, I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from using
that word
<SteamedHams> hey it'll get me on bash

<LDopa^^^> People are dancing around a burning baby? Where?
Where? I hope they are playing some kickin' music....

<CWO_LEADER_XPUNK> He wants to be klined, I dont wanna know if
thats a sexual thing or what

<qrg> i dont want to commercialize my orgasms

Zintuki: I would use all the sexual frustration to support my
theory that it is NOT "better to have loved and lost that to
have never loved at all."
xShadowGunnx:  idk, I agree with that theory. Even if I don't
sleep at night because of it or form functioning relationships
with new women anymore.
Zintuki: wait.... You've had a functioning relationship with a
woman BEFORE?

<PowrSlave> dude once i got an altoid stuck up my gf's pussy 
<PowrSlave> and everytime i tried to fish it out with my
tongue it went further up.  and she said it burned her hahaa

<KKR[b0r3d]> i once had a wet dream and was glued to my bed
the following day

<BCow> Often I see the first year students strut past in their
skin tight white outfits and I just drop my dacks and say,
"Over here girls!"

<tamara> i still can't reach lj :( I
<Twid> really?  i just got there
<tamara> obviously livejournal hates canada.
<jej> WHO DOESN'T.
<Twid> they probably banned all of canada
<Twid> or dedicated a modem line to routing to canada
<tamara> 14.4

<DK_Tech_Master> #1
<DK_Tech_Master> i could....
<DK_Tech_Master> go with them week before and have them fly
back before tourney
<DK_Tech_Master> or....
<DK_Tech_Master> #2
<DK_Tech_Master> pay for it myself (cos they wont support me
otherwise) and live it up with no risk of parental fuction
<xThanatoSx> hm.
<xThanatoSx> decisions....
<xTaVx> dude you'd have to listen to them have sex in the
hotel room

<excite> youre friends with eggo
<excite> how do i know that pocket pc doesnt have eggothrax
spores all over the damn thing
<Chis> as a matter of fact, he has touched it
<excite> boot up and im a deadman

<Helly> My sister is Jewish by injection, dammit!  I
mean...uhhh

(@Cloud7): CACK OR HOTDOG
(@Cloud7): THAT IS THE QUESTION
(@RaiNiNG): hotdog tastes better
(@Cloud7): i doubt it

<unknown> A Blow Job Is Better Then No Job...

<dem-> how long does it take for best to turn up my FR from
128 to 384?  like
a day or so?
<PetrDoubt> About 5 minutes, I think.  Now ask how long
PacBell takes.

<0dan0> i leave for one second and you start talking about
banging rzr's sister

<zez> jerry seinfeld is old.
<matt> it takes a dirty old man to do that job
<zez> no i mean he's gotta be wearing 15lbs of makeup
<matt> ya..
<matt> its really too bad
<matt> tv went downhill when he left
<zez> uh
<matt> i wish he did more
<zez> tv's been going downhilll since 1950.
<zez> i dont like seinfeld at all
<matt> heh
<matt> no way
<zez> i find him completely self absorbed and stupid
<zez> nope
<matt> (marry tyler moore)++
<zez> the only episode of seinfeld i like at all is the soup
nazi one
<zez> and its not because i like seinfeld
<zez> its because i empathize with the nazi.

<Mr_Bandit> how come when ever i go in the sea it makes me
scratch in my private bit

<UTF-Xanieth> damnit
<UTF-Xanieth> im gonna have to lube up this space bar
<UTF-Low_on_Life> :o
<UTF-Xanieth> EmptyStare, you got some of that astrolube your
bro uses?

<[7^11^Dropout]> i will put you in a wheelchair witha
shpinning, half-twist, lebanese heel kick mate
<Mousey> if you were lebanese you would still be working at
7-11
<Mousey> lying cunt

<RoXyaNGeL> any guy who is skinnier than his gf or has bigger
boobs than her is wrong -_-

<gb> tip of penis stuck to underwear after jackin

<matts_> Okay! So  I go to cnn.com and I see about this B1
bomber down! Oh no! :( And then i click on it, and it's a page
about the osama bin laden video tape!
<nitr8`> the video is online? or just a description?
<matts_> description
<matts_> no, it's online, the warez group already have it in
divx format
<nitr8`> heh..gimme the ftp info
<Nathan--> how the fuck did they do that?
<matts_> Osama_Bin_Laden_VideoTape-12/12/01-FoT
<Plot> what?
<Nathan--> man. this makes no sense, how are they supposed to
get the video so soon?
<matts_> I was kidding

*** weedsmokingpylon has quit IRC (Killed (stats.dal.net (User
has been banned from DALnet ([exp/os] Due to abuse from this
host, you are no longer welcome on DALnet. See http://
kline.dal.net/exploits/akills.htm#os for more information.)
[AKILL ID:1032824129K-e])))
<ChRiS^HoWiE^GoNe> lol
*** ChRiS^HoWiE^GoNe is now known as ChRiS^HoWiE
<BurningDog> dalnet 1 , weed 0

Chadwick:  bash is like community college, it's all the class
clowns and complete idiots

<MrMonkey> an aura is the spirit that surrounds all of bodies
<MrMonkey> healers use it
<MrMonkey> they claim they can see how strong or weak one's
aura is
<BlurNM> thought it was something like that (if it wasn't the
northern lights)

<FoxBot> {MoxQuizz} The question no. 32 is:
<FoxBot>            (Things) What is the fear of darkness
known as
<Stonetree> africaphobia

<Henk> oh, what program did you use for "photoshop barnaby"?
<Henk> is it adobe photoshop?

*** FAG has joined #us-opers
<FAG> I'm gay. How do I get my O:Line?

<psyk> Axl Rose is an idiot with the voice of a ten-year-old
girl choking to death on a brillo pad

<[MAAO]ricequeen> HEY GUYS
<[MAAO]ricequeen> A GIRL WANTS TO CYBER WITH ME
<[MAAO]ricequeen> SHOULD IS AY YES
<[SA]Portable591> do it
<[SA]diekthx> IT"S A DUDE DUDE
<[SA]rizzou> WOOT PING HER ANUS
<[sa]unsound> what sort of fuqn question is that
<[sa]-piston> SHE HAS A PENIS
<[SA]TheFlyingTortillaMan> PIX PLZ
<[sa]-piston> SHE WAS BORN AND STILL IS A MAN
<[SA]eloH> traceroute ur sperm 2 her face
<[sa]unsound> of course the answer is LOL K, U GO FIST
<[SA]rizzou> fist? or first?
<[sa]unsound> fist
<[sa]-piston> FIST

<fsck> or maybe yanush gummed up the works with his seminal
fluid 
<vicodin> no that wasnt yanush that was me
<vicodin> sry

<CitizenC> <k-statik> I love the smell of scat in the morning!
<-- Shouldn't that be "taste"?

<Cheese> I'm going t be a millionaire and buy a bus soon

<dan_> WILL PACKET FOR LS6
<medic> I'll buy your car for a dollar
<dan_> for a dollar I wouldn't let you wash my car

<Mr_Milkman> i just found some metal shavings and shredded rim
tape inside my wheel
<Mr_Milkman> i've no idea why i didn't get puntures
<Mr_Milkman> time to go buy some rim tape i think
<olly> heeeheeheee "rim tape" heeheehee

<ViBeZz> thats the thing i dont wanna partition my hard drive
<|Z|> ViBeZz if you don't partition your HD, you're a fucking
moron and you deserve to die

<Foggi> french are good for 2 things
<Foggi> art
<Foggi> and surrendering

TheMrF6: I knew her in 8th grade, and she was a fucking hot
slut back then too

<VerbalKint> my cousin lives in san francisco
<Rivorus> are you gay too?

<Nelson> duh; try not to make getting blown the entire meaning
of your existance

<@skold> needle hurt like hell
<phreaked> dude.. i've had braces caught into my lip
<@skold> he sews up the artery and starts going to work on my
arm
<@skold> wow jer i feel your pain
<@skold> anyhow

<citizenh8> bubb rubb jacked my GC game
<citizenh8> its been held up in Oakland for 4 days now

<Molloch> hmmm...the police are really pissed about something
outside
<Molloch> I wonder what's going on
<Prozzy> its the warez police
<Prozzy> bad boys bad boys what you gonna do? what you gonna
do when the RIAA comes for you?

<ScumDog> I think the coathangers might have something to do
with all those, ahem, "random" miscarriages
<shin_k> scum : THAT'S JUST STRAWBERRY JAM ON THE COAT HANGER,
REALLY!

<ImpLin> i need to call my GF
* ImpLin initiates call
<ImpLin> no one be home
<ImpLin> damn
<ImpLin> my friend isnt home either
<ImpLin> guess ill have to settle for you all :(