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<stillblue> i was gonna be all "what final fantasy character
would you like to have sex with?"
<Blastrax> yes

:TheDude: why are some Vhosts not traceable while some are
traceable?
:TheDude: NetAdmin.irc-chat.net
:TheDude: is one from a whois

<randolph> damn .. those girls wont stop me from msging @
face-pic
* randolph ignored www.face-pic.com/wickedgurl21
<randolph> hehehehehehe
* wickedgurl21 slaps randolph around a bit with a large trout

<sylwia> I was considering plugging a smiley sometime =( just
for the sake of sticking good E up my ass

<gloOmer> I JUST LOOKED AT NUDE MARKY MARK PICTURES TO TEST IF
I WAS GAY
<gloOmer> AND I DIDNT GET A BONER
<gloOmer> RAPED

<@Chibi> You know you're pathetic when roaches are bigger than
your penis :o

<kiska> what does dj khaled even do
<venuism> makes mirc

<saxxonpike> The goal of war is not to die for your country,
it's to make the other bastard die for his

<daenonok> eclipse should put 'car does NOT come with 30+ year
old white woman with no jive who thinks she can rip off the
robot to lame techno' on the bottom, under their logo but
above the fine print

<the-dude> Is there something like an API Documentation for
c++?
<mod7t9z730> the-dude, windows api -> msdn
<mod7t9z730> http://msdn.microsoft.com
<the-dude> for linux?
<mod7t9z730> uhm

(SC__AT): 79. What's a disk of gas orbiting a star of black
hole called?
(_uaioe): motardo's fart

<jryan> Why is TheJazBand in the topic.
<TheJazBand> jryan: i had a seizure yesterday.
<jryan> Ohhh.
<jryan> How'd that go

<&arcanum> IdleRPG is like Runescape only with better
graphics.

<Peter> Can I help you John?
<HuH> just call me father penis
<Peter> In that case, call me Lorena Bobbit.
* Peter sets mode: +b *!*Da@*.ath.bellsouth.net
* HuH was kicked by Peter (Bye!)

<ALegitOne> cls
<ALegitOne> oops.
<ALegitOne> lol this isn't linux or dos

<EvilN> i still dont get why water cooling doesnt fry the
circuitry.

<Rance> i'm right next to a gateway country... i should walk
in with my powerbook :)

<alpha_y2k3> well I was runing a fish screensavar wich is
pretty intensive, along with prime

<sdr> SHE MAKES MY DILL GO KOSHER BABY

<Renegad3> Cannibal Corpse is good just cause of the lyrics
<Renegad3> i cut her from her neck down to her anus. then i
cut out her vagina. then i ate it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

<@Theme-4-a-Jakal> we oughta tie allison down and get her
addicted to heroin so she'll become a prostitute

<Snio> pathetic !!!!
<Snio> PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS = Lost dollars
<DawaiDOOM> you tried them?
<Snio> no ! of course !
<Snio> lol
<p0s> *LOG*
*** Parts: Snio ([email protected])

<[N]> if a chick just comes over gives u head and leaves
<[N]> it just rules
<[N]> for lazy ppl
<[N]> u could even irc while getting the job done
<WTM2K> would that be like road head?
<[N]> hahah
<WTM2K> irc head... geek version of road head

<feem> are we playing cs yet
<Gren> what server are you guys on?
<feem> are we playing cs yet
<Nix-7c0> < feem > are we playing cs yet?
<Nix-7c0> < Gren > what server are you guys on?
<feem> are we playing cs yet?
<impossible> i'd play.
<colddrink|away> ill play too
<feem> ARE WE PLAYING CS YET?
<Gren> i would play as well
*** colddrink|away is now known as colddrink
<Nix-7c0> < feem > ARE WE PLAYING CS YET?
<feem> ARE WE FUCKING PLAYING CS
<Gren> i'd play CS
<feem> FUCKING CS TIME FAGGOTS FUCKING PLAY WHERE
<Gren> what server are we playing on?
<feem> i don't know
<Gren> hey feem, are we playing CS?
<feem> i don't know
<colddrink> i heard were playing cs dudes
<Nix-7c0> < feem > ARE WE PLAYING CS YET?

<memo> Brilliant astrophysicists from around the world rely
exclusively on Semi for all their toilet-cleaning needs.

<JelloMan> jesus loves the little children, all the children
of the world...
<JelloMan> white and white, white and white, they are precious
in his sight.

<Damanique> The only thing to ph34r is peer itself!

<deimos_> so now i gotta get bitchx working the way i want
<deimos_> and modify the stats util for bitch log format
<deimos_> hh, bitchx rather
<Toast> yeah, I was going to say that hep doesn't HAVE  a log
format..

<kaye> what, like EFnet has a monopoly on lamers? oh wait..

<Chuck> MorticiaN, I wanna say something to you.  Im gonna put
it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you dont,
send it right back.  i want to be on you
<MortIciaN> ok so you want to be on me
<MortIciaN> like piggy back ride?
<Chuck> no i was thinking more along the lines of a rodeo bull

* edhel_espyn does not know about computer types/names/models,
whatever. just knows that if box has a keyboard, brain
automatically registers to senses and say "com-pyoo-ter" ;-P

«@thatguy» dude there was a wiccan fat guy in this stupid
fucking free thought listserv I was on in ksu
«@thatguy» He got caught jacking off in his room, and then he
ripped off his clothes and marched around naked with a tinfoil
axe threatening people

(@{basara}): chu beyond the blackest chu,
(@{basara}): Deeper then the deepest pika,
(@{basara}): King of pikachu who shines like gold on the sea
of electric
(@{basara}): I call upon thee, swear myself to thee,
(@{basara}): Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by
the power you and I possess...
(@{basara}): PIKASLAVE!!!

* Tippytoes looks at kaff's box
<Tippytoes> err
<Tippytoes> that sounded bad

<tbsp> u can run fdisk under windows? eewww
<tbsp> that just seems wrong...like beastiality

*** christina19 has joined #teens
<christina19> chatting is gay

( LiNKz )  I need to grab a good copy of Win2k server
( SpiritMaster )  my friend had it but during installation it
scared him so he installed win me again

<Meke|Sleep> Lates, thanks.  I'll tell the people of the world
that IRCops aren't big bad ogres who like to hurt innocent
pieces of cheese with their claws.

<NMO> Instuructions to format: rip out hard drive, tie to back
of car, drive on shit road, harddrive gone

(@Niall): whoa homeless guy gets life for raping a 13 y/o and
3 women....tbh if i were homeless i might try sommat like that

<Kin-San> bizzy: monsters inc. XD
<bizzy> i need to see that
<Kin-San> its funny as all hell
<Toast> yeah, good movie
<hep> oooh yeah
<hep> i <heart> that movie
<hep> went and saw it with this lame guy though
<hep> what is his name again? god he is a freak
<Kin-San> lol
<hep> (i went with Toast. Which is why this is funny, for the
kids at home playing along) :>
<Toast> I'm used to ladies not remembering my name
<Kin-San> I figured something like this
<Toast> cuz I'm such a play-ah
<quatoria> you're such a play-ah they don't remember you?
<quatoria> or is that just because of the ruhypnol?

< cunt^chocula> I think there will be Michael Jackson
sightings the way there are Elvis sightings now

<[SS]Psyco|PB> The Magic 8-Ball has been ACTIVATED, Type !
8ball <question> to use. ×Tracer Script×
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> !8ball will I get high tonight...
<[SS]Psyco|PB> [1CH]Gypsy|Occupied, ( YES!!!!! )
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> FUCKIN' RIGHTS!
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> sweet..
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> at least I can stop worrying..

<Wells> i upload my movies to snipurl.com as a series of urls
<Wells> base64 encoded

<ChasmyrSS> They MUST import because all local resources have
been tapped out.
<Marcus_> this conversation just rose above my pay grade.

<ouija666> this gay guy was bitching about only being with
guys with small dicks
<ouija666> which is pointless if you have a gaping queer anus
<ouija666> so i say like
<ouija666> he needs a tattoo on his ass that reads 'you must
be this tall (arrow) to ride this ride'

<[Lemmy]> hey btw where r u?
<Massive_Potato> virginia
<[Lemmy]> aww... after all that bash.org stuff I first read
that as 'vagina'

<R36613> how is everyone tonight? Aside from being dead of
course
<Zealot-X> Yep, aside from that, I'm just peachy.
<R36613> lol
<Zealot-X> A little stiff, from rigor mortis and all.
<R36613> O.o
<Zealot-X> Erm wait.. that came out wrong..
<Calren> I'm hungry and needy and want Freelancer to let me
blow up a freaking starbase
<Olanis> mmm rigor mortis
<R36613> don't try to type too fast your fingers will fall off
<R36613> they'll go snap crackle and pop
<Zealot-X> Yeah.. better not accidentally look at porn..
something else may fall off.

<BeaVer> why does my wife have to work nights
<BeaVer> :/
<broken> because the milkman's wife works days
<BeaVer> true
<BeaVer> but all the strippers work at night as well
<broken> hence the balance in the universe

<gallagher> why the fuck do my fingers smell like something i
have never smelled before
<gallagher> and it smells horrible

<Amnesiac> there's something like awk in perl?

r ever end in e: i am 1.8MB away from downloading all IE
components
e l i t e m r p: where you getting em from?
e l i t e m r p: i wanna download em in 5 mins just to laugh
e l i t e m r p: then maybe ill delete it and redownload it
again, and laugh some more

<magicp2p> but the US people see an egg form as a ball, so
don't say it is an egg, it is football
<icebox766> It's a more aerodynamic ball.
<Neobenedict> more aerodynamic, yet people run with it in
their hands for half the game. what a waste

(@Tu[Y]eN) Kaze: The 8ball Says: You have small penis

<Harl> micheal jkackson is being charged
<Harl> FINNALY
<Harl> its ironic tho
<Harl> if he goes to jail
<Harl> Its ironic, because he who sodomized children, will now
be sodomized by big men
<Rei> Lol
<Zord`r`> well did he actually sodomize the children?
<Zord`r`> and not just someone wanting alot of cash
<Zord`r`> and frame some famous singer?
<Harl> true
<Harl> ive never heard of white ugly women sodmizing little
boys

(@prence) i masturbated into a kleenex yesterday
(@prence) and i threw it away and when i came home today my
dog had taken it out and torn it into 38949832 pieces

<Supachikn> i've been getting off on my moving-to-japan thing
lately
<Supachikn> so asianthumbs.org is in my cache for the last few
days
<Supachikn> :(
<Demigoat> move to tokyo and become a porn star
<Demigoat> "Chen Hung Long"

[@Eric^^] win [Eminem - Rap Attack - 16 - Eminem - Forget
About Dre (Live From SNL Feat. Eminem).mp3] - (3m55s/192kbps)
amp
[@nacitar] Rap Attack! OmG
@nacitar gets rapped on by a crow

(CitizenC): Hey, here's a question for ya.. what if Jesus was
gay?
(CitizenC): You know what? I bet he was.
(CitizenC): Walking around in that desert with his apostles
forever?
(CitizenC): They didn't have porn back then, which left only
two options:
(CitizenC): * Beat off behind a mountain somewhere to memories
of Mary, or
(CitizenC): * Say "Yo!  Deciples!  Suck my cock!  I'm the son
of God!"
(CitizenC): Personally, I think that second one is much more
likely.

<foop> i have explosive projectile weaponry in my pants

<Legalize-> i eat a lb. of raw bacon in the morning and 10
slim fasts the rest of the day

<Jarp> i am 19 years old
<Jarp> the big 2.0, if ya add up the numerals

<infra> yeah I got it now, thanks.
<EarthWork> infra: Don't thank us. Thank lil' baby Jesus.
<FilthyM> I keep baby Jesus in my shoe.
ominous watches a lightning bolt energize above infra's
house....

<sprite> jorn, haven't you had a few drinks yet?>
<sprite> sounded like you needed them three hours ago....
<jorn> no drinks yet
<jorn> :(
<jorn> maybe if i drank more, i coudl tipe beddur

<RANMA316> Japanese snacks rock
<PooIsYummy> No they don't, japanese snacks suck.
<PooIsYummy> They aren't treats, if you gave them to small
children in north america they'd start to cry

Ahmed is now known as ahmed_TOP_GUN
<ahmed_TOP_GUN> oh, hmm, i put in the wrong movie ---
ahmed_TOP_GUN is now known as ahmed_THOMAS_CROWN_AFFAIR

<Kkooly> rumick whyd you download the same episode 3 times
<jkpolk> He probably has a triple monitor setup

<@HomeBrewR> "This combo includes a great Asus XP motherboard
with onboard video+audio, AMD Athlon XP 2000+ processor with
cooling fan & 256MB PC133 SDRAM memory" heh...no bottleneck
there
<@DeadKenne> yikes pc133 ram?!
<@HomeBrewR> dk, yeah...exactly
<@DeadKenne> that's kind of like tying one arm and a leg
together, then trying to run a race
<@da4> hehe
<@DeadKenne> you'll make it there... eventually
<@DeadKenne> the cpu must have to idle alot
<@da4> "designed by Apple hardware engineers"

<Min>: Urg Vince cable has been talking about brexiteers
'erotic spasms'
<Min>: I feel a bit queasy &#128533;
<Yhor>: come on Vince, lets keep it clean
<Min>: I know. Let's keep erotic out of the brexit space
<Yhor>: Maybe he's trying to appeal to people that pretend to
know politics and think it's like football?
<Yhor>: you pick a team and you're on that team until you die
regardless of your changing opinions
<Yhor>: and must hate all the other teams.
<Min>: Ah I thought you meant full of divas, too much money in
the system and secretly owned by Russian oligarchs
<Yhor>: There are days it's clear you're a lot smarter than
me.