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<@MerdeDeSinge> heh makes me wonder if women treat penises
like that
<@MerdeDeSinge> or a mother teachering her daughter
<@MerdeDeSinge> "just treat it like an over size tampon"
<@[R]a[Z]o[R]> unless the guy has a small penis
<@ShockSMX> then its a normal size tampon, razor

<Guyp> like a week ago this indian
<Guyp> interviewed my english teacher
<Guyp> and he didnt know english
<Guyp> so he said
<Guyp> excuse me, my english bad, because class is boring and
when teacher are teaching i smoke out class
<Guyp> it was so funny
<Guyp> ;[

<Zel> why do we put up with these nitwits?
<t0ad> because i'm never around to ban them

<toonz> mae-west1#sh access-lists 1
<toonz> mae-west1#oh shit
<toonz>           ^
<toonz> % Invalid input detected at '^' marker.

[@CadWork] I used to be afraid to eat bananas at the office
because we had a known homosexual in my dept

< soultan> how come when i view the contents of a binary i
don't see no 0s and 1s?
< soultan> they don't exist after all?
< soultan> we've been fooled

<v-ger> i like masturbating with a jar of peanut butter and
leaving the big cylindrical hole in it so the next person has
a REALLY good idea what i did

Corey: that butterfinger commercial
Corey: has got to be the worst marketing idea i've ever heard
of
PfhorRunner: which?
Corey: it's got that hand with the orange index finger
Corey: and every time i see it
Corey: i can't help but think someone took it in the ass
Corey: or the ear
Corey: or somewhere their finger was NOT supposed to go
PfhorRunner: LOL

<prebullem> can I use F'(x)=[(f'(x)g(x) - f(x)g'(x)]/g(x)^2 to
integrate (4-x*sqrt(x))/(2x^2) and call it F'(x) then find F
(x)?
*** [p]-chan ([email protected]) has joined #math
<emul8or> prebullem HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL
YOU HOW TO DO THE PROBLEM?
<emul8or> not to mention that i already told you that your
goddamn crackpot idea doesn't work
<Meta> looking at the denominator, g(x) would be sqrt(2x), g
(x) and f'(x) have to be constants
<Meta> so no, and just use the fact that (a+b)/c = a/c + b/c
and the power rule
<emul8or> exactly
<emul8or> as i've already told him twice
<Meta> heh
<prebullem> well
<prebullem> I don't understand why it doesn't work
<emul8or> because you pulled the idea straight out of you know
where

<BitchX> [She] can't find the serial #
I told her it was on the disk...so she ejected the disk and
told me it wasn't on it, then showed me the top of the disk

<Nicoli>  do you look like avril lavigne, screw like brittany,
and talk like shakira?
<Marz>  I look like Miss Cleo, screw like Roseanne, and talk
like Fran Dresher.
<Nicoli>  that would have been so hot.. if you spoke like miss
cleo..looked like roseanne..and talked like Dudley moore 0.0

<Beerman> D-Ness: are you on broadband?
<D-Ness> I'm on a java thingy

[ZeroFlaw] I got a better idea for a new cereal, 'GhettO's.'
Free brass knuckles in every box. Collect 15 UPC's and get a
free boombox!

<@SD_Liddo-chan> the liddo knew a friend who broke his arm
while we were playing chess
<@SD_Liddo-chan> -_-

<InSoc> DEAR INVESTORS: HOW NOT TO MAKE STOCKS GO DOWN: _STOP
SELLING STUFF_
<InSoc> Heh.
<Destruya> That can only be done by incredibly large amounts
of trading
<MrEnthusiasm> it doesnt help that a bunch of big companies
are going down in flames so people panic and sell thinking
others will also burn and in fact promote them to die as well
<quatoria> there's every reason for investors to think other
companies will burn
<quatoria> the recent accounting problems are indicitive of a
much larger decay within corporate america, and investors know
it.
<quatoria> they also know bush trying to present himself as a
corporate reformer is a total frigging joke.

<Metl>Anyone else notice that the dude who claims he killed
that Ramsey girl looks extremely similar to the g-man?
<Metl>I suddenly no longer have the urge to play HL anymore...

<Ryudo> java, the slower of the bunch
<Ryudo> aol, the ones tossed down the stairs when they were 3
<Ryudo> and java aol'ers...the bane of society

<brolli_420> World Heavyweight Championship: Triple H
(Champion) vs. Unknown Opponent
<brolli_420> WOW
<brolli_420> that should be a good match -_-

<P4T> why do all room names have a # in front?

<FOCK> god damn
<FOCK> every fucking one of these clients  blow
<FOCK> ugh... unknown internal command (/me)
<rude> hahah
<CIA> ./action
<rude> dude, throw that trash out
<FOCK> i need to lay the smackdown on this fucker
<rude> /ctcp #chan action :stuff
<FOCK> no BitchX for BeOS
<rude> maybe you don't need the :
<FOCK> *ANGERRRRRR*
<rude> what're you doin' on be?
<FOCK> no wonder this os hasnt taken off, no decent irc
clients

H2SO4Baddie:  it's a good thing easter isn't on groundhog day,
cuz then jesus'd come out of his tomb, see his shadow, go back
in and we'd have 6 more weeks of winter
axoren123: xD

<sena> baby
ð sena hugtackles arkenstone
<sena> arkenstone: i miss you :(
<arkenstone> ello ness
<sena> and dave's going home
<arkenstone> Pfft
<arkenstone> i haven't been gone long
<sena> and i have no one here
<sena> and i'm horney
ð sena grins
ð arkenstone is away -( busy for a sec )- at 02:59p -( P:On /
L:On )-
-:- arkenstone is now known as ark|away
<golgy> lol :)

<Jizzy> geekissues<---how sad?

<CzarKhan> well I have like 20 pillows and two teddy-bears but
it's really like alone

<squid> I mean, why pay for the cow, when the sex is free?
<anju> it wasn't so bad, but i wouldn't wanna do it again

<offwYtE> noWay man, tha tis a wikked statement
<offwYtE> well i thought it was
<offwYtE> maybe not sure what it means now

<Kir> I have an idea!
<Kir> I'm going to play a game about underage black members of
the community engaging in various acts of vandalism of public
property in their quest for a deeper understanding and
spiritual enlightenment.

<Camo> prence: someone at school played a prank on a loser and
they fed him like
a whole bottle of viagra by putting it under the cheese of his
pizza and then in
the middle of class, his penis exploded and he had to go to
the hospital

<@sTubby> I would if I could send shit =
<@sTubby> it wont work
-> -sTubby- u havent got dcc on
-> -sTubby- /s enable send
[18:33] * Quits: sTubby ([email protected])
(Need more parameters)
<BenZor> lol n00bs... fun fun fun.
* Joins: sTubby ([email protected])
<sTubby> 'twas already on

<Olympus> Mikelo2k is gay
* Mikelo2k pwnz
<akcom> you pwn rosey palms
<Olympus> hehee
<akcom> she nevers talks back, and i hear she gives great hand
jobs

<]CkB[Ireckon> OMG...I found a KrissKross/Britney Spears mix

<Daemon_> thak you for  replying   I dont know  what is daemon
or who is daemon explain
<Daemon_> to me  who is or what is...sometimes Inotice you are
the one who  return the
<Daemon_> mail for some reasons.....I want to know who or what
daemon is..thak you

<Seraph> wow, on gamefaqs, they have this "top 10 games that
work on mac"
<Seraph> I didn't even know there were games that would run on
macs
<Zack> Well now that macs can boot windows they're not quite
as useless
<Seraph> true, but it's just creepy, like a polo player going
to nascar

<doc> i feel no need to go to canada 
<doc> if i want a taste of canada, i'll drink a canada dry

<Yakface> that all, I need to send you some BD
<Blackdog> nah im weird, dont go for porn
<Blackdog> hands on only, me
<Yakface> me niether, except for the really hard euro stuff

<+|TX|-Narflar> I thought he was Lawless's bitch =)
<@KK> he gets around
<@KK> LIKE VINYL ON A TURNTABLE

<lid> so what did i miss
<dustyX> oh, the secret of life, nothing big.
<lid> did ya decide what it is
<lid> im kinda curious
<dustyX> doncha know, the secret of life is 42?
<lid> lid fixes a beer and clam, and passes it to tasha:)
<lid> well im 50 so i missed that secret:)

<ReeferCpe> ugh, just some bangbus porn
<ReeferCpe> two PALE ass people
<ReeferCpe> it was like watching ghosts fuck.

<@McMoo> sometimes i jerk it at work because we've got the
super heavy duty industrial soap

<blue_> Bullshit I am very smart dl and you fucking no it

<Spiff> I was wondering why Jews didn't celebrate Christmas
the other night
<Spiff> and the answer I came up with was that it was like
John Wilkes Booth celebrating Lincoln's birthday
<Spiff> It's just not right celebrating the birthday of the
guy you killed.

<Draggy>: i have a life...
<pimp-daddy-squall> : which consists of still trying to hit
puberty

<Psylent> looks like  I've  got what it takes to climb the IRC
social ladder

<luminosity> No wait... I can do better than that. they should
develop a
neural connection so I can sit here and not even
have to move.
<martinb> sure. Can it write this requirements spec I'm
working on, too?
<luminosity> Why the hell not?
<luminosity> While it's at it it can do my homework so I can
concentrate on
fun stuff.
<martinb> so get working on it!
<martinb> no, wait, recusion
<martinb> damn

<Vikki> everyone send me more pics of you all :)
<Vikki> lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag
* Vikki was kicked by Vikki (stop flooding)

<afro> yeh he flies in from sweden every weekend
<SectorX4> Deos he bring you anything illegal?
<toe> aids

Yojimbo: Why do they bother calling them biker chicks, why not
just "dykers?"

<`Kd> in status..that ppl talking in there not knowing we see
them or something?

<nix-> -17/30- <intrinsic> We can't talk anymore, okay?
<nix-> -17/31- <intrinsic> Because of certain circumstances.
<nix-> -17/31- <nix-> Which are?
<nix-> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
<Jon-> wtf?
<Jon-> she has problems?
<nix-> ermm
<nix-> interesting
<Jon-> shes prolly a guy and now he feels guilty

<ceejamon> fapping is pretty much what everybody using this
program for, if that answeres your Q.
<Kendrak> omg
<Kendrak> they might as well rename Kazza to "Free p0rn!"

<IrCmOnKeY> if i had a girl she would have to be all into
svcd-ts

<+pfk-serv> your married...thats interesting....your
constantly downloading porn...i figure you were just like the
rest of us...perverts

<eX|chika|afk> BTW how was Singapore ?
<eX|chika|afk> get any cool shit while u were over there, like
HIV or Herpies ?

<mufffin> i could live there
<mufffin> except its an apartment
<Schlurbna> That's not to say I wouldn't live there but I
expect more from
penthouse apartments.
<hoek_> Schlurbna - you expect penthouse models in there?

<zamros> THE GOOD THING ABOUT HAVING MY OWN COMPUTER IS THAT I
CAN JIZZ ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD AND NOT FEEL GUILTY THAT MY
FAMILY IS GOING TO TYPE ON IT

<JacKnife> well wats a good game to play?
<bucshott> pocket pool
<bucshott> ;P
<JacKnife> i'm an expert at that game
<bucshott> see told ya it was good

<narcotiKz> sent: could be his blinker pistons
<narcotiKz> i heard the blinker master cylinder goes bad on
those things
<narcotiKz> i think factory did a recall
<taig3R> where do blinker pistons go and how much they cost?

<k|aNk> everyone loves phillipino women
<Acidfreak> i prefer tai or chinese women on philipinos
<k|aNk> i heard somewhere philipino women can contort theyre
bodies into all kids of positions for sex
<k|aNk> especially when they wear those big hoop earings,
theyre good for sticking their ankles through

<Survivor> heh , metallica really sux
<Waldo> yeah, they're a shitty mix of country and rock
<Survivor> they was a good band before 90`s
<Waldo> was they?!?!
* Waldo pokes survivor in the eye

<jewboy613> flooding chan
<jewboy613> man this flood is so bad if u stick around, noah
will come rolling in with his arc

<DOGBALLZ> anyone know how to use warez

<@DataBrokers> Wow I just some more skiers in Canada were
caught up in another avalanche right near where those fellows
died in one just last month.
<@DataBrokers> Those folks need to pay attention more it seems
to me.
<crrj> Yes, teenagers, age 13-15 or so
<netnomad> It happened the day of the NASA barbeque.
<netnomad> They're just reporting it now, cuz the AP wire
isn't as congested.
<@DataBrokers> OH, that's cold
<netnomad> No, actually it was kinda hot.

<dav^> uncola: man im in big fuckin trouble
<dav^> uncola: help
<uncola> dav^: what did you do?
<dav^> i haxed my schools web page and i accidentally used my
friends login/pass
<dav^> and they fucking looked at the log, bastards
<uncola> haha

<rivan> why
<rivan> does
<rivan> my
<rivan> heart
<rivan> cry?
<NippleHead> dunno
<NippleHead> but sounds serious

<fuGs|xoph|work> his pr0n is only readable in win98 form?

<Mr_CAD> let's try a different encoding..
<Mr_CAD> hehe ANSI
<Mr_CAD> !translate en_zh test
<CCU-Bot> TRANSLATING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE
<CCU-Bot>  BABEL&nbsp;FISH&nbsp;&nbsp; The Web is full of
suprises. Questions? Check out our FAQs.
<Mr_CAD> lol
<Mr_CAD> well, obviously it doesn't take ANSI :)

<Eukanuba> what time is it in the usa atm ?
<BludClot> 8:40 - 12:40
<FireFox12> wrong
<FireFox12> its 5:45 in california
<BludClot> oh, I wasn't sure which way the timezones went :P

<meatpie> Cuz I'm a mean nasty cruel asshole who wants to make
the entire world eat a loaf of his shit while he stands on
high and has his schlong adored by a bunch of really hot red
heads with bald snatch!!!!!!!!!!!
<dorqus> meatpie: you sound like marilyn manson

<FatElvis> The only that comes from Texas are steers and...
<josh> ... Jews?