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<HentaiZonga> MY LIFE IS A CROTCH!!!

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<+GoodScrat> wyatt: how's bounce?
<+Wyatt> GoodScrat: decent
<+Wyatt> makin a little money off of it
<+GoodScrat> how much have you made off of it total to date?
<+Wyatt> hmm... maybe 4K
<+GoodScrat> over how many years?
<+Wyatt> 1
<+GoodScrat> 4k a year, thats not bad profit, when does your
company go public?

<{SCF}|l||l||ll|> I AM SCF BARCODE

<RingLass> wow ... too much bash.org ...
<RingLass> kazaa lite has an add that says "Don't Share
Unprotected" and I did a double take reading it before I
realized they were talking about computers ...

<NobleKale> old friend emails me with 'I have two special
consideration exams next week. what do I study for them?'
<NobleKale> my reply: 'RTFM'

ScottDoom1944: I have had several customers inquiring about
the Wii, but none had inquired about the 360 previously and
none have inquired about the PS3.
h0ckeygod: That's because you work at Toys R Us.

<dauphin> wrath, what do you mean in a sense you're also
african?
<wrath> cause i was born here
<dauphin> are you black?
<wrath> no
<GWF> yeah, you arent african wrath
<GWF> if a dog is born in a stable it doesnt make it a horse

<fiend> I (politely) told him he sounded like a moron and no
one could understand his posts

<kel> she's not great looking
<kel> has looked better
<kel> but has a funny nose
<kel> thin and wear tight clothes
<kel> hrm
<kel> I'm talking about 17 year old girl
<kel> I'm gonna stop

<orbZ> the fuckin taliban took our only good search engine

<Arno> damn 23 meg avi
<Arno> and it's not even pr0n
<ANSi5> then why waste your time? :P

<DragnFly> You know, what we need is a room of all american
chatters. Since people are always quiet on IRC anyways, we can
call it "American Idle" :p

<+DarthWario> I do believe I am fully justified when I say
fuck my dad.
<+DarthWario> He made me uninstall xchat. So it's back to
mibbit.
<+DarthWario> He installed iTunes on my laptop so my mum could
register her iPhone (as my proper computers iTunes is fucked.
By his own hand, no less.) and he saw the xchat and mIRC icons
on my screen. He called them 'dirty' and made me uninstall
them.
<&Azathoth> he called them..dirty?
<+TomBrend_> IRC is a dirty dirty place...wretched hive of
scum and villany if I've ever seen one.

<person> jezabel's perrrty hot..
<Coolblunt> the reason obsie hates jez so much is cuz i think
ralph said she was hot :)
<steebis> obsie is a tubby bitch too
<steebis> its called jealousy
<Coolblunt> in baseball terms if jezebel is home plate obsie
is out in the parking lot somewhere

<|TrunX|> dem polacks are getting smart....the woman all
stopped using vibrators....
<|TrunX|> kept getting chipped teeth :þ

<I_D> what's this I hear about you and the arab army?
<bugkiller> I_D: nha.. but the Israeli defense army didnt
accept me to intellegence devision for some fucked up reason
<[-Locky-]> get on one of your jockey camels
<[-Locky-]> and haul ass over here
<I_D> he can't locky
<I_D> that's a military vehicle over there

<Nex> Damn it I feel ill since I told that window cleaner
bloke I didnt want to buy any cleaning fluid
<Nex> I bet he was a gypo and now I am cursed

<Epsilon> You know you play too much FF7 when you play any of
it at all.

<freshmint> SHE is teen pr0n in the flesh
<freshmint> Too bad she's fucked in the head

<_joker^> well you cant spoof on efnet
<_joker^> i know that much
<schmoe> again you make yourself look like a newb
<schmoe> yes u can
<schmoe> i wont show you though

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<williard> this channel should win a award for being so lame

* @Steve is suspicious of the one extremely off-colored Honey
Comb cereal piece.
<@Steve> This is, like, affirmative action cereal.
* @Steve segregates and puts the darkie in the trash.
<@Jsangspar> it was a honeyCOON

<Pikaben> I find it eerie that Renegadellf knows that I'm
left-handed.
<Pikaben> He says that it's because I take forever to
masturbate.
<Pikaben> Then he said something about using right-hand
masturbating techniques.

* Neu[Mann] has a life but can't wait to get the upgrade!

<Wingar> so what now
<DIV|Kulite> Well I'm gonna go jerk it
<Eficent-W-> I may go find something to snack on

<Virgin_girl> there is a new killer virus.... i can feel
it.... scan ur discs people!
<Virgin_girl> i think im infected... im feeling like that
<Virgin_girl> norton knows it is inefcted
<Virgin_girl> it does not tell the truth

<azrael69> wtf did i really start typing Oasis lyrics AGAIN?!
i gotta cut back on the intoxicants

<StoneColdSpider> YAY IM FINALY BACK ON FFS!!!!!
<k> worst 5 mins of your life eh scs
<k> you missed
<k> [16:30] *** Spazz ([email protected].***) has joined #NV
<k> [16:35] *** Spazz ([email protected].***) has left #NV
<k> ;p

<DiamonDie> dutch people can't be named ben.
<bool> DiamonDie, why not?
<DiamonDie> because they can't!
<bool> they did!
<bool> even a mobile phone company is called Ben
<DiamonDie> so you're a mobile phone, too?
<DiamonDie> it would be quite odd to be a mobile phone. you'd
get fingered all the time.

<chin> i got a solution, lets shoot homeless at the missles
<chin> that way the system pays for itself

ForeverDamnation: Ben wants to chew on some penis.
blx001: you mean snickers
ForeverDamnation: No, I believe I mean penis.
blx001: no you mean snikers
SmiLex05: is that was the gay communty calls it now

<Targen> you know, I had a dream with some soldat in it
<Targen> and also that sniper guy
<Targen> and also some stuff about a girl
<Targen> and also these weird people whose anuses were all the
way up behind their chest
<Targen> (seriously)
<Maxrpg> sounds like a music video!

<Frosty> So, howabout Recent Sports Event?  An impressive
display of physical acumen, no?
<LOAF> OH NO EA OWNS SPORTS NOW
<LOAF> Only an *EVIL* monopoly would buy a license for
something!
<Frosty> ONLY GOTHS PLAY EVIL MONOPOLY.
<LOAF> I have dotcomopoly
<Halman> Wow, are all the squares reposessed?
<LOAF> Most of them no longer exist.
<Halman> Hehehehehehehehe

<drunker> i own 3 vacuums pirates
<drunker> one that cleans the rugs, the other 2 is wife n kid
<[Piratez]> dang watcha been sucking
<drunker> my wallet

[spoob] oiled up black bint on Rage. oooer, they oil up
nicely. I wish I was black. I'd be able to wear silver wrap
around glasses and people would assume I had a big dick
instead of me having to show them all the time

<neritz> you're not canadian are you?
<Oozeman> =o
* Oozeman stops mid-sip
<perfekt> no, sadly, i'm a nebraskan ;(
<Oozeman> whew

<quarterz> "if you email me, i will kill all your processes. 
if you telephone me, i will kill all your processes and delete
all your files.  if you stop by to see me, i will kill all
your processes, delete all your files, and remove your
account."

<drgonzo> i'd rather cut off my own penis than run linux
<drgonzo> running linux screams I fuck ugly chicks

<Baumann> all I know is that Pascal is really pretty
<Dan> I think Pascal is a little chubby to be called pretty.
<Baumann> <<insert your mom comment here>>
<Dan> man, comparing my mom to pascal would be harsh
<Baumann> on Pascal, I know
<Baumann> you're mom's more like VB
<Baumann> bloaty and only stupid people would touch it

[00:00] * Invi20 is now known as Invi21

<teek> tenchi, ebay!
<_Tenchi_> bah fuck ebay
<_Tenchi_> i wouldnt buy a $9 cutlery set off of ebay
<fate-> heh, a friend of mine in London bought a chest of
drawers off of ebay, had to go pick it up by car (an hour
away)
<fate-> it sucked and wasn't of high quality like he expected,
so we took it back, and on the way smashed it up, and left it
on the guy's doorstep

<loathe> CF 5 is way way better
<dev0n> way way better than what? a hand job from your mom?

<kingofign> I was talking to a HUGE anti-piracy friend
yesterday
<kingofign> and he said
<kingofign> "Piracy is stealing"
<kingofign> "You wouldn't steal a wallet, or a purse, or a
car"
<kingofign> And I say
<kingofign> "Dude, you can download cars now?  What newsgroups
are YOU signed up to?"

[invertiga] back
[Lord-Data] we missed you
[Lord-Data] wait.. no we didnt

<norml> "U.S. and British aircraft earlier Wednesday pounded
targets in Iraq's southern no-fly zone and dropped leaflets
telling Iraqi soldiers how to surrender"
<norml> lol
<norml> how to surrender, they should have hired the french
for that
<pfloyd> rofl!

<azrael69> i'm so ashamed of myself for liking Alanis
Morissette
<Page> hahaha
<flash67> bah
* azrael69 is away, looks like suicide again [log:OFF]
[page:OFF]

<silk|around> whats that site where you put a name in and it
says your a homo or somthing
<silk|around> ahh got one
<silk|around> nn all

<tim``> i dont
<tim``> have pants
<tim``> im poor
<Unforgiven> lol
<Unforgiven> loin cloth?

<loke> damn it youre right
<uXs> off course i am
<loke> no you're belgian

<[Prae|Code]> As it stands, AvDom is a levelless, XPless,
HPless, MPless, Classless game system
<[Prae|Code]> and it is only that way because it was designed
that way ^_^ <the_Speed_Bump> Sounds intricate.

<Encapsulate> "Sean, what's your department called?"
<Encapsulate> "I have a department now?"
<Encapsulate> "WE need to route these Skip books to you"
<Encapsulate> "I have a department?"
<Encapsulate> "Right, what is it called for the skip page?""
<Toast> heh
<Encapsulate> "A whole department?"
<Encapsulate> "Yes"
<Encapsulate> "You mean interconnect?"
<Encapsulate> "Yes! Ok, we'll put that down"
<Encapsulate> "I feel more important when I'm called 'Fixed
Network'."
<Toast> heh
<Encapsulate> "More important?"
<Encapsulate> "Yea."
<Encapsulate> "Ok, You can be fixed network"

Dr SpaZZo: http://members.tripod.com/tempestgames/razor.jpg
Syphit: lol, who uses your razor?
Dr SpaZZo: My sister keeps fucking taking them
Dr SpaZZo: Theres like, 3 of mine in the shower...
Syphit: lol, how old is your sister?
Dr SpaZZo: 20.
Dr SpaZZo: Youd think she'd be competent to get her own damned
razors, wouldnt you.
Syphit: yeah
Dr SpaZZo: WELL SHE ISNT

<Faust> lol
<Faust> when sarah pailn wishes me happy new year it feels
like a hate crime
<lumpy_> you arent a jew
<Faust> the fuck im not
<lumpy_> ive never seen you at the meetings

<Nago> ... can you transmit aids from your hand to your cock?

RetardedCrow: I'm listening to a song called "Back of the
bus."
RetardedCrow: Sung by black rappers.
Esotcalag: Oh god....
RetardedCrow: And they yell at us when we call them niggers,
wtf?
RetardedCrow: Oh, I'm sorry, 'Niggas.'
RetardedCrow: Fucking crackas.
Esotcalag: I find it ironic that despite the issue that was
during the sixties, most black kids always seems to flock to
the back of the bus.
RetardedCrow: They still do...
RetardedCrow: I guess habbits are hard to break.

<Oz> if you move to newcastle that will allow you to live like
a king
<Oz> because you can just nick a house, furniture, etc
<Oz> and then treat yourself to a e-coli mcsalmonella meal

<myr> grep me! oh grep me baby!
<myr> run your shells! keep my daemons happy!
<myr> you turn my kernel inside out!
<myr> time to put on the red hat!
<myr> is that a penguin i see sticking out of your pants hun?
<myr> linux geeks having sex

<baboo> Takin' the ol' skinboat to Tuna Town.
<JakeD> Doing the five-knuckle shuffle on the piss-pump.
<baboo> 'Course, when I masturbate, I use only three fingers.
More grip that way.
<baboo> I've got enough foreskin to open a KFC.

<polaris> now how exactly did the topic of AOL come up?
<AArthur> Obviously when you talk networking, you must be
talking AOL

<spookshow-away> playing: Various Artists - Track 10
<FadeJade> good track

<andy> there's a total of 3 pelvic orofices in that pool. And
only two people.
<andy> There's plenty of room.

<Yeo> BEER IS LIQUID BREAD IT'S GOOD FOR YOU

<moocow39>do you like to masterbate?
<beaverchild110>why are you asking questions like that?
<moocow39>do you really want to know?
<beaverchild110>yes tell me!
<moocow39>because i am a single horny 48 year old man thats
why!

<FutabaAoi> find me a life plz
<knee> that'll be $8.00
<FutabaAoi> if i had to buy 2 then like the ones he is selling
must be defective
<mightyflo> naah, they're just 3rd party
<mightyflo> hk bootlegs
<FutabaAoi> god knows i wanna live like an hk fob
<FutabaAoi> ill pass k thx

<DownKaos> dude I think free willy and tupac are hiding in
cuba together

<DrStrange> i want to be sodomized by lezbians with strap on
pickles.

<BBKahuna> now I'm left with a barbie-sized crotch

<toNe> Nall is like an xbox
<Nall> thank you
<toNe> big, heavy, not fun, and useless!
<Soopa> good graphics though...
<Soopa> and easy to develop for...
<toNe> and you have to pay extra to get all the features
<Soopa> and will be dead in a year
<acetonic> and Bill Gates spends Billions on it
<Nall> who will die