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<snowdrake> no sooner do I upgrade my BIOS for >64GB support
than, by all appearances, a kernel driver appears that
supports the jumper option I disabled.
<snowdrake> but BIOS native support is probably the better
option.
<MDK> It's a feature. "Annoying Updates"
<MDK> In a 4098-bit encrypted folder in an invisible
subdirectory.
<MDK> I guessed the key by typing with two fingers.

<DooMBoy> Everyone on my buddy list is at school :(
<schepe> that's pathetic
<schepe> keeping a buddylist
<DooMBoy> Really? What's pathetic about it?
<schepe> it's pathetic that you forget who you friends are
unless you write them sown in a list.

<VinnyD> wow is it possible to become gay from watching an
episode of sanford and sons?

<neekohh> eh, where should i go?
<tzigaite> gamespot by target might give you more
<neekohh> gamespot is that place near target right

<MarKuss> hello , i got a question guys...
<SephiLoTb> shoot boy
<MarKuss> i got a small hard drive here at the collage and i
really need more space... so what should i do?
<SephiLoTb> move to a bigger room :))))))))
<MarKuss> ha ha ha very funny

<Rambozo> I remember housesitting once. I totally abused the
privileges, I ate all the good stuff, used their jacuzzi as a
bath, and watch the spice channel every day
<Volt9000> you should have left a little "surprise" in their
fridge
<Streak> "mmm honey this meatloaf is good, i like how you put
corn in it!" "i didnt make meatloaf"

[ LopeDogg ] u know warren
[ LopeDogg ] he always talks about weed affecting him
[ LopeDogg ] questioning whether it does or not
[ LopeDogg ] then he said he went to muyi tai once
[ LopeDogg ] stoned
[ LopeDogg ] and took a piss
[ LopeDogg ] then as he walked away from the urinal he wanted
to flush it
[ LopeDogg ] so he pressed his alarm remote
[ LopeDogg ] then when it didnt flush he was like what the
fuck

<@Jamie_M> a log that proves ZXD bought his girlfriend at wal
mart
<@Jamie_M> THIS COULD BE FUN

<IgnusDei> it's been too long since i've had meat entering my
mouth
<IgnusDei> yum

<fyre> And then lunix said "bleeding edge idiocy, we want
some"

<timmo> tim would rather fuck a woman who doesnt know what the
hell irc is
<c-rOCK> fuck that
<c-rOCK> i want a hottie who can irc it up.
<c-rOCK> and i wanna be like
<c-rOCK> yeah im a mod on bash.org
<c-rOCK> hop on my dick now slut.

<pss0ask> Anyone know about performance upgrades for honda
accords?
<phedz> check #spic_it_out

(Regarding a Diablo II game and password)
SchroeDotOrg: naked/asusual
J Jorenko: *joins you*

<bpb> let's all play a game shall we?
<bpb> ok, everybody who has a line that is probably tapped
raise your hand
* bpb raises his hand
<bpb> now, raise your hand if you think iip is completely
secure ;)

<DiamonDie> cool, this is the f&g episode where sam wants an
atari.
<fizzie> misread 'f&g' as 'fag'. this is what reading bash.org
does.

<SiCkNeSs-> <-------fucking maggot slipknot fan!!!
<SiCkNeSs-> got my own channel!!!!!
<SiCkNeSs-> >=)
<dreamHOBO> i believe you mean fucking faggot

<Meat_PoPs> what a guy, jumps all over you then falls asleep
* Meat_PoPs shakes his head
<Mog> thats what most men would do
<Meat_PoPs> hehe
<Mog> pretend to fall asleep, plus women have a naturaly built
in pillow for us
<Coan_Arcanius> hehe
<Meat_PoPs> mmm they are cushy

<TheMeandMe> did you know Free Willy is manipulating?
<TheMeandMe> the movie
<amorph> is this a joke?
<TheMeandMe> its been made by the us government to turn the
people into slaves
<TheMeandMe> think about the title
<TheMeandMe> "free will, y?"

<zealot_> man, if aids made you not want to masterbate, it
would be the most
awful disease ever

(@Grantfly): i'm actually rubbing my balls right now
(@Grantfly): i wonder if my parents' keyboard is gonna smell
like my balls
(@Grantfly): they might not like that

<kolby> davek, stop trying to make everyone else become black

<Bytie> speeding in dk is transcending stupidity
<Bytie> there aren't many roads up to it

<hipnotoad> Ah that was good, a new record, i lasted ten
seconds!
<tate> Quick Draw McGraw, they call him
<Tony> so what if Deon is Quick Draw, for me, its like a
twinkie, the best part is the cream.

<#geekissues><ef~loosid> what i really love the best about
this channel is the people sitting and espousing their
theories on life as if they are fact and they know everything,
its the best.

<mushashi>So I was with my girlfriend, right. I was looking at
her face, but all I was thinking was mmm, Opeteron...

<unrealer> shit
<unrealer> who is good at medic here?
<unrealer> how long does it take blood which stuck in u're
vain to dissove?
<unrealer> i think i popped my vain
<unrealer> shit
<PInK-PSy> o_O
<unrealer> its at my leg
<PInK-PSy> sucks to be you
<unrealer> .... ... ...
<BluWacky> I think you'd be in a lot more pain and howling for
an ambulance if you'd really "popped a vein".
* PInK-PSy nods
<unrealer> well not really pop. more like the blood stream
stuck
<unrealer> its all hard and shit
<unrealer> compair to my other leg
<PInK-PSy> dude, get off the computer
<PInK-PSy> and do something about it =

<Supa_Kuraka> if you flirt with the female version of
yourself... is that masturbation or incest?

<Blaxxthos> dude these are no joke cameras
<Blaxxthos> 30:1 optical zoom
<Blaxxthos> 800:1 digital
<Blaxxthos> all 360x360 deg PTZ
<madog> you catch a lot of thieves?
<madog> people be tring to steal?
<Blaxxthos> yes
<Blaxxthos> all the time
<Blaxxthos> OH SHIT
<Blaxxthos> DARKIES IN THE HILFIGGER DEPARTMENT
<Blaxxthos> brb

<cloud_171> u can't learn lots of stuff by reading

<prence> when i used that tube sock yesterday
<prence> i didnt know i had used it before
<prence> and i cut my penis with the dried up cum

<Claus> I was a female black woman in a past life according to
this site

<munk> how the fuck cant u get in without a bnc?
<Statto> it auto bans aol
<Statto> which is racist
<munk> hahaha

<log> im done dling it, now i just need to pick up my new comp
so i can run it properly

<MindGamez> omg that commercial would have been so funny if
the little girl had asked santa for a 7 and a quarter inch
penis instead of a stereo system or whatever

<spid0r> my friend had #taliban for awhile...fuckin ragheads
even get owned on efnet

systemtek: im just looking at my bids on ebay
systemtek: brb
gino220576: k
gino220576: what u bidding for
systemtek: a router
gino220576: for drilling holes ?

<sdlkfj> ahnyone know what dedicated hosting does?  like can I
run ICQ in there ?

A_Dab_of_Drunkey : so the lesson learned from that is if i hit
someone with something, say....my dick, theyd blow it? watch
out olsen twins!

<Version> I have done absolutely nothing to him in any way,
shape, or form.
<Spike> That's why we have the ignore command
<Version> Im not gonna hide away from someone when they are no
where near  me.
<MeePLe> Get a live journal or something...
<Ver2> Why, so I can act like a manic depressed child like
everyone else?
<MeePLe> yes.

<MistaED|CrazyTaxi> ARGHH
<MistaED|CrazyTaxi> Crazy_Taxi.Deviance.ShareReactor.bin.exe,
it doesn't bloody work
<[whee]Kris|bah> .......you don't run the file, ed

<cronwrk> this is a really stupid question.. but anyway.. what
drivers should you use with microsoft wheelman mouse.. will
logitech drivers work?

<@Vexer`> I just got a new pen, it says "IPMORTANT: WHEN
TRAVELING ON A PLANE, UNCAP THE PEN WITH THE TIP FACING UPWARD
TO REDUCE ANY RISK OF INK LEAKAGE

@(camo) erawtic: any chance of getting pussy?
@(camo) lol
@(camo) just tell her: "i got a better play to see... a puppet
play... now unzip my pants and say hello to mr. helmethead"
úúú Topic: rew sets topic [ten bucks says camo has no game. oh
wait, whos dumb enough to bet against that.]
@(diffuse) camo: that wasnt even funny.
@(diffuse) at all.
@(rew) hence my topic.
@(erawtic) camo jesus
@(rew) if i had said that in front of real people i would have
gone 'im really sorry im going to leave now, dont worry about
calling me'
@(diffuse) yeah no shit.

<foop> what the fuck is stealing all my megahurtz

<pimpybra> christ, my computer is freezing more than a french
soldier during wartime.

<sneak> do you use gnutella?
<satman> no i use mirc

<incognegro> i masturbated yesterday.
<incognegro> and fell down the fucking stairs.
<incognegro> bruised my arm pretty badly.
<mc> did you save your effluent in a jar

*** Cav has left #rice
*** Cav has joined #rice
<Cav> whoops
<Cav> wtf did i click then
<Narcolepsy> "wrong button"...
<Narcolepsy> It's like the 'wrong hole' error of IRC..

<S1> i'm royally pissed off
<S1> i was giving my grandmother a ride into town so she could
pick up her car
<S1> as i went through an intersection
<S1> a car making a right turn decided she diddn't want to go
into the right lane wich was clear
<S1> nooooooooo she had to jump RIGHT in front of me
<S1> I had my 70 year old grand mother in the car
<S1> i almost rear ended the fuck out of an SUV
<S1> it could have easily put my grandmother in the hospital
<S1> bitch is lucky didn't rip her lungs out through her ass
<A1> you were going to rip your grandmothers lungs out through
her ass?

<Freakazoid> its like putting hotdog skins over dog turds

<Yarneo> i never found a diff between 16 and 32 bit :|
<Fidel-> thats because u're color blind

<renster> you
<renster> YOU
<renster> i blame YOU
* Kosh` blames him too
<Lenin> I blame your mother
<renster> i embalm my mother
<renster> and keep her in a barrel
<renster> like pickled fish

<fretless-> slackware sucks
<brain_> ...lol
<fretless-> brain_: you're laughing like you know better or
something
<brain_> fretless-:  and i'm guessin... window rules ?
* fretless- smacks the shit out of brain
<Flimflam> lmao
<brain_> why, so you can eat it ?

<abt32v> if you need a car to pull bitchez, plz recheck yer
game

<WAP> @find indonesian girl

<EVHAPPY> SOYLENT GREEN IS FAT CHICKS!!!

<BloodFromStone> I suck at weeping... But, ill try my best...

* mentor goes fishing for the bash.org quote about anal
hobgoblins...

<Compn> i have an acoustic guitar or whatever the non electic
ones are called

<Doser> put a little red bull in a saucer for the FUCKING 12
yr old divorcees outside

<spd_dmn> theres a fucking .doc
<spd_dmn> read it?
<WillaCuz> reading is for faggots
<pagan> spoken like a true black man WillaCuz

<Locke> WinAmp 3 sucks, well it rules cept I keep getting
errors

<TYRESE> Does anybody know how it feels to have a faggot bug u
on the internet????

<El_Duderino> Baby loves me, yes yes she does.
<El_Duderino> HUH!
<DevonCase> Fuck you.
<El_Duderino> ...
<El_Duderino> Accept Neil Diamond into your life.
<Al_Koholic> Dear God!
<El_Duderino> No, Neil Diamond.
<El_Duderino> God cannot come through in the clutch and cure
my illness.
<Al_Koholic> Is your illness by any chance being straight and
he's curing it by making you gay?

*** Tem has quit IRC (hmm)
<pot-shit> hah I scared the fuck off
<pot-shit> run to mommy ryan, suckle on her breasts of joy!
<Alice`> I take it you've never seen Temu's mom.
<pot-shit> not her face at least
<pot-shit> normally its covered by a burlap sack

<Hunam> waggy: damn, how old is she, 1?
<waggy> Hunam: no she is like 9 now. but i think she is
haveing surgery to fix it soon

<confuted> some israeli guy just started here
<confuted> whats the url to that suicide bomber flash game?

·fetter· do you know how to write appedectimy
·fetter· the surgical operation
Nt_HoleMan  i have no idea
Nt_HoleMan  i quit school at the age of 3
Nt_HoleMan  because all the teachers were playa hatin on me
·fetter· ???~~??!?!?!
·fetter· you dont go to school?
Nt_HoleMan  read above

<RexExitium> "I miss you, Luke."
<RexExitium> "I miss you too, Amidala."
<Tenek> luke?
<LordChaos-AFK> lol
<Relnereth> Luke and amidala?
<RexExitium> "I love you very much, Amidala. I cannot live
without you. Not one second. Not one second."
<Tenek> Anakin, Rex.
<Sir_silver> HOO HA
<Relnereth> incest!!
<RexExitium> "I feel the same way about you, Anakin."
<RexExitium> haha oops.