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<H_Zula> I read this article online
<H_Zula> and in one part it said "FBI agent posed as a 15 Year
Old Boy"
<H_Zula> So I was thinking how the hell does this guy look?
<H_Zula> Something like a short guy in his 40's with acne
still?
<H_Zula> Then I realized what the hell they meant...

<lovemebaybee'> hey guys asl?
<rafeil> she just wants to be loved, look at her screen name
<helminthes> so stick it to her.. a sharp knife that is

<qrg> i used to buy books when my parents were paying

<Jamon> The last time I stuck my dick into a stuffed animal,
stuffing got stuck in the hole..that just plain sucked.

<RyanRony> [Mpeg Player | 15-green day - good riddance (time
of your life)
(live st paul mn 06-17-01)-svcd-ryanrony-apv.m2p |
Size:58.1mb]
<hyp3r> i would like a regular vcd of that one =)
RyanRony> are u 56k
<hyp3r> yeah =)
<RyanRony> eek, heh
<RyanRony> if people fxp to 56k does it still go fast
<hyp3r> no
<RyanRony> oh

<@k9s> cottage cheese is the curdled milk solids before the
cheese is made.
<@k9s> its like 0-day cheese

<@fdiv_bug> At least you didn't choose a nick of a guy who was
in #gaymuscle. :(

thedrhino: oh man, i got an email called, chefmaster blowout
thedrhino: it's like, we have way too many chefmasters, PLEASE
BUY ONE
thedrhino: they're 18 bucks
thedrhino: they must suck ass
Princess Ryo: yes they must
thedrhino: what if it was rocks, and a bit of wood
thedrhino: you bang the rocks together to make the fire
Princess Ryo: and a long dirty branch
Princess Ryo: to stick the food on and hold it over the fire
thedrhino: with bugs in it
Princess Ryo: and a piece of paper with a guy with a pipe in
his mouth anda chef's hat on smiling that says "YOU'VE JUST
PURCHASED THE CHEFMASTER!" with step by step instructions
Princess Ryo: or just "YOU'VE JUST PURCHASED THE CHEFMASTER!
HA HA, YOU SUCK"

KoF_H2BH- did you help the vertically challenged person?
KoR_H2BH- personally I would have helped...and mugged the 10
year olds of their pokemon cards ö_ö

<splorpo> chickens are bits of chickens put together
<splorpo> into a clump
<splorpo> like a shrub

<Gamer55|FUCKYOU> nah, the thing is me and wacko luv
eachother, we have 20 babies :)
<Gamer55|FUCKYOU> i ate them all tho :(
<mik3y> whoa
<mik3y> 20 babies and you're 20
<mik3y> CONSPIRACY
<Gamer55|FUCKYOU> theory!
<mik3y> and wacko is like 12
<Mojo> :O
<mik3y> explain the math on that one
<Threeboy> if there's grass on wacko's feild, I play ball.

* billh doing a survey of points in the Linux kernel where
mutex replacement would increase preemption and therefore
reduce latency for hard RT useage. 
<sateh> bill
<sateh> there are too many words in that sentence
<sateh> zzzzzzzzzzz
<sateh>  http://www.wegenermedia.com/
<sateh> ibok spare parts!
<sateh> wheee!
<Feanor> hmm
<Feanor> sateh's drunk :)

<Riku> The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to IRC and
teach IRC in return.

(@|HashBot|) Final and decisive action of the Napoleonic Wars,
that effectively ended French domination of Europe?
(SiCK) Surrender

<mos6581> scube, lemme guess.. you got a microsoft optical
mouse and it's in your ps2 port
<sCuber> ?:P
<sCuber> playstation ?
<mos6581> no
<sCuber> i got a microsoft optical
<sCuber> playstation2 exists

<kez> Jaykul, nice, er, bottom
<kez> er, I mean
<kez> easter?

*** Sharyna ([email protected]) Quit
(herring.sandwich.net tempura.sandwich.net)
*** Sharyna ([email protected]) has
joined #improfanfic
<Sharyna> Tempura ate *me*!  ;-;

TehKirby: once you go black; you dont go back
TehKirby: once you eat a cat; you want to mack
zhulkogh: I couldn't have said it better myself.

<drGonzo> |     /%      &.&.&|
<drGonzo> | % --    )  .&&&&T|
<drGonzo> |   --       &&&@D.--
<drGonzo> |       ------- -&&&--
* drGonzo problem

<Tirol> I wish could type as fast as I could write.
<Tirol> Shit...
<Tirol> The other way.

* beady husg plastering
<DC_Sniper> husg?
<Guilty> I wish I was plastered
<beady> its like hugs, but hornier
<kalypso> in the leg humping sorta way?.
<beady> kalypso, yes
<beady> i hold the leg
<beady> and hump like a bitch :)
<kalypso> tmi! tmi!

<Reipin> I do makeit quite obvious I want nothign to do with
them
<Reipin> and I have had quite a few call me an asshole
<Reipin> just cause a guy is gay doesn't mean he can't fight
back

Sup ([email protected]) is now known as
Sup-out
<Judau> good riddance
<|[T]|Hiddenpower{573}> don't be so mean to supes
<|[T]|Hiddenpower{573}> he may be a dumb jock but he has
feelings too

[03:11] (twistedps) i believe im highly antisocial.
[03:11] <aqualyricist> ha
[03:11] <nightbreed420> me to tps
[03:12] <aqualyricist> i am so antisocial that i write down my
orders at fast food carryouts
[03:12] <aqualyricist> drive throughs are a bitch tho
[03:12] (twistedps) haha yeah thats damn antisocial.

<dR i l l 6 2> if it wasn't for the patience developed from
windows,

<+santa|> wouldnt it be funny if eminem was mexican
<+[SLiM]D12> lol
<+santa|> and he was like.. Eminesse

<Yup> did we ever figure out what the opposite of asian was
<Mardom> wouldnt black be opposite?
<Mardom> because they have big penises and are dumb

* Potatocake wonders why the fuck he is listening to DDR songs
<cbf> double data rate is a band now?
<Potatocake> Dance Dance Revolution :P

<+LC-Slayer[FS]> can i have ops in here soon
<@SkyHawk> prolly not, we need some pe0ns

<Porcupine> #animefiends, lots of fun
<Porcupine> [22:57] <Porcupine> [Chii], do you like your meat
hot or cold
<Porcupine> [22:57] <Abizoath> anyways I am off to fade into
obscurity....
<Porcupine> [22:57] <Rintaun> theedge[h: not if you use good
compression :P
<Porcupine> [22:57] <[Chii]> porc: depends which kind
<Porcupine> [22:57] <Porcupine> [Chii]: my kind
<Iruja> lol
<guns7007> Porc making fun of chii won't get your meat in his
mouth any faster
<guns7007> just offer him a buck and mention 10-10-220
<guns7007> it always works in the commercials

* c6 is going to start a radio station
<c6> although the kits are mighty expensive
<Jaykul> lol
<Jaykul> you even have a license?
<[-tOrn-]> Jaykul: hell no
<[-tOrn-]> ;)
<c6> do i ever have a license for anything but driving?

< Utopiah> did a native English speaker recommended you this
nickname?
< handjob> No. This is my mother's desktop. The nickname is
taken from username.

SuperBob476: im already a college student... i caught myself
measuring my pay in fifths, then handles

<yunicus> i like fat black women filled with syrup

<Lord-Data> even tho im a fat guy, i dont want a fat chick ..
been there .. done that .. and no offence to her coz shes a
great person .. but .. id rather not again :)
<OutLore> hehe
<OutLore> agreed
<bytraper> hahahaha
<bytraper> like rocking a car on the edge of a cliff
<OutLore> 3 votes, the motion is hereby passed

<H8Breeder-> when i was 13 i would go over to my brothers
house to watch a porno when he wasnt there, then i'd ride my
bike back to my house to beat off

<timmo> i need to learn the piano part to
<timmo> journey - faithfully
<Mutation> heh, never heard of that, whats the genre?
<McMoo> you've never heard of journey?
<Mutation> they could be only american....
<Mutation> and havn't tried to go international yet

<Targaff> nem1: i've got the solution to your little
<Targaff> problem
<DrtySOUTH> viagra?
<DrtySOUTH> :D

<@een> dude
<@een> today
<@een> i got so frustrated with this old man (took 30 minutes
to create a dial up netowrking connection) that i finally told
him that he had an ID 10 T keyboard error
<@een> and that he needed to call compaq
<@een> seriously couldn't backspace to delete out "MY
CONNECTION" or even highlight to delete
<@een> fucking id10ts

<NateDog> when you don't even want to pay $0.00 for something
you must be REALLY cheap

<caze> SCO ought to be sued for suing

<F|ashboy> im on a cable so how do i packet them
<F|ashboy> is cable a fast connection

<dma> I once wrote a program to determine how long it would
take to listen to all my cheesy mids.
<dma> forgot the result
<Silencer> ha
<Silencer> thats nothin
<Silencer> one time my friends and i got bored
<Silencer> so we figured out a couple interesting facts about
mexico
<Silencer> such as how many parking spaces it would hold if it
was flattened and paved
<Silencer> or if the entire population of mexico was to cut
the grass of every lawn in the us
<Silencer> how long it would take them (ie, how often they
could do it, once a week, once every two weeks, i forgot how
long)
<Silencer> and we figured out how many cars it would take to
drive the entire population of mexico to the us, if each car
held 7 people
<Silencer> or 14 if its a van
<Silencer> (i know, this is horrible stuff)
<Silencer> (it was extremely funny, we actually figured it out
too)

Tarrock: Did you guys hear what happened at the tickle me elmo
factory?!
Julep Dee: Nope?
Trey Blacktail: blew up?
Trey Blacktail: *hopes*
Tarrock: Well.... the other day at the tickle me elmo factory
a man went into the manager's office and complained about a
woman outside. "She's holding up the line," he says. "I don't
know what we're going to do. We'll never get this done. You
have to do something!"
Tarrock: So the manager gets up and walks outside where he
finds the woman with red cloth and a bag of marbles. She was
wrapping the marbles in the cloth and then sewing them on the
tickle me elmos. The manager burst out laughing
Tarrock: He says. "I'm sorry mam. I think you misunderstood my
instructions... I told you to give them a couple of "test
tickles"

<hussain> we have a new domain
<hussain> fruitopia.net
<Arsenic> oh yeah?
<Arsenic> ghetto :/
<hussain> yeah.
<hussain> bah
<hussain> i'm getting 5 more soon
ùíù sean_ [[email protected]] has joined #
fruit
<sean_> hEh
<hussain> hahah
ùíù SignOff/#fruit sean_ [[email protected]]
(Remote host closed the connection)
ð hussain snickers
<Arsenic> Bastard.

<DarkSkeye> my mouse died :-(
<casmill2> you gonna bury it in the backyard?

<Squinky> Where the hell is sumez.
<Jim> Using an anonymous vagina, as are most Danish guys.
<Squinky> Do they not have VD there or something?
<Jim> They are VD.
<Squinky> So it's really Danish guys ravaging my penis right
now?
<Jim> Most likely...Did you stick it into a Danish girl?
<Squinky> I think I used a breakfast danish to masturbate the
other day...
<Jim> Pff, obviously that's what it is.
<Jim> You're supposed to use AMERICAN pie.

<MCRanchDepressing> "This sweet ass sed line should do the
business"

<Spacey> though if I set my display variable and run an x app
it'll display without a real window
<Spacey> heh
<sente> oh you meant x11
<sente> i thought you meant mdma :
<sente> hooray for x!

*** You were kicked by Carrot_Top (1 800 c-a-ll att)

<Mdk>Incest...a totally new meaning for "fun for the whole
family"

<snookum> this reminds me of teens .. everyday..
<mulhollanddrive> u have pedophile eyes

<Aboshi> This girl at work changed the desktop to the student
aide machine to a picture of herself. Talk about conceited.
<Temujin> Punch her in the face.
<Aboshi> I can't. She's Pakistani and would come back the next
day and blow me up.

<freeweed> NEVER try to add your C: to winamp all at once
<freeweed> it really fucks things up

<Way> its all the same to you tho
<Way> u just stick it in his ass anyways ..
<Way> boy or girl
<Hiro> true
<Hiro> but with girls you can go front then flip over and
pretend its a boy
<Hiro> double the fun
<Hiro> and boys squirm too much
<Hiro> Imean I want a bit of a fight but not while IM
concentrating

<mindstorms> i so l33t.....i combined my radio and computer
output to my speakers
<mindstorms> so now my head hurts when i have the radio and
winamp on!

<dawgs> I got virgins who got a pimp? /msg me

<Casper> i think we have talked this retard into taking a shit
in the sink at school

(@burk-food) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=
Sicarius123
(@Sicarius123) burk-food
(@Sicarius123) you cunt
(@burk-food) rofl
(@Sicarius123) how the fuck does my nick sound like a sesame
street character?
(@burk-food) I think it does.
(MicrophoneJoe) ABC
(nich|shower) haha
(MicrophoneJoe) SICARIOUS!
(MicrophoneJoe) 123
(nich|shower) you'd think he'd be worried about the scat
allegation
(MicrophoneJoe) SICARIUS!
(nich|shower) but nooooo

<drewb> I still dont get how you can use linux when it doesnt
have a control panel
<jamesm> well duh, use xeyes

*** Jim Smith has quit IRC (Quit: MAH GAWD!  New Mexico just
hit Al Gore with that steel chair!  DAMN YOU, NEW MEXICO! 
Why?  Why?  Why?!  Tell me why, you sonsabitches!)

<Ralph`> u know teh way balck ppl talk?
<Ralph`> how tehy say "thur" stead of "there" and "hur" stead
of "hair"?
<AXEiii> ...?
<Ralph`> how do you think they say "her" as in... "her"?
<DeAZNriDe> that bitch

< hyntty> Erik: what is cat in dutch?
<+Erik> kat
< PeriSoft_> fucking crazy language
< hyntty> kankerkat ;|7<
<+Erik> With the A pronounced as the A in 'what'.
< PeriSoft_> it's spelled 'kat', but it's probably pronounced
'voorslphtn'

[StorDuff] wtf, he left. i cant even pick up people (gay or
not) on irc :(

<JLr-DF> why right with excelent english?

<RushMore> hmmm, if you got a knife and cut it off, would it
gush out?
<BadCaleb> i figured siphoning a cow would be a good idea
<Chikster> Rush, it would bleed
<Chikster> The possibility of milk is there though.
<Chikster> Caleb, like a tube
<RushMore> Well then just sell your STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE

crt0- sex criminal?
crt0- oh smooth criminal
crt0- nevermind

<waffle> Jon: promise us all you will never have children
<waffle> for the good of mankind
<Ed> He doesn't have to promise!
<Phyresis> I don't plan on reproducing
<Phyresis> but I'm going to mold humanity to the way I see fit
<Phyresis> I'm sick of ignorant fuckers running amok
<Phyresis> we will have enlightenment or extinction
<Phyresis> take your pick
<Ed> So are you like, Asian Jesus or someshit?

<markd2> kompressor is not dancing
<evand> kompressor does not funk
<markd2> kompressor needs therapy