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<Beta> WTF is an Acronym ?
<Zethy> yes it is...

< FurnaceBoy> this is a waste of time
< FurnaceBoy> all he has to do is type what we told him
< Tonren> bluecake: When you run a command in a Linux
terminal, it searches your path for the command.  type "echo
$PATH" to see where Linux will look for commands you type.
< FurnaceBoy> stop trying to educate, Tonren. this is irc.
< FurnaceBoy> we yell at people

<@Rob_Saunders> why do people dislike pop bands?
<+K_Praslowicz> Mecause it is mass-produced crap
<@Rob_Saunders> it's not all crap :(
<+K_Praslowicz> Maybe, But I'm not one to dig through piles of
shit to pick out a good piece of corn to eat.

<Gibs> I like chinese, they only come up to my knees...
<Bah> My boyfriend is half chinese and he is 6 ft 3
<Gibs> so he didnt get the shortness of the chinese
<Bah> yes he did.......

ian: I've remembered the password....
ian: felt like Gandalf stood outside Moria
ian: uttering every password I could remember from the last 5
years

<ex-machina> I had to change rooms at my hotel. You know you
spend too long online when you laugh at the fact that you got
moved from 1024 to 768.

<Ian> whoa i b dling mb a sec
<Ian> i must b hooked to a good conn
<wolf> You need to be hooked on phonics.

Soren: man, the woman next door should put a muffler on her
vibrator
Svetlana3k: wow
Soren: it sounds like a lawnmower engine
Soren: and I dearly hope it is not

<CloneGamer> dude
<CloneGamer> i just went to put this tape on and its at the
bottom of the pile right..
<CloneGamer> so in true table cloth style i yanked it out
swiftly
<CloneGamer> also in true table cloth style, it went miserably
wrong and like 15 tapes landed on my head
<CloneGamer> and like then my mum come in, wondering wtf the
commotion was
<CloneGamer> and like, i was also like a little 'uncovered'
cus i was 'polishing'
<CloneGamer> and i see the door move and see her face and
covered myself up but my balls were still showing
<CloneGamer> she just looks at me, looks down, looks at the
tape, rolls her eyes and walks off
<CloneGamer> i tell you, i aint leaving my room for days :'(

<prok> heh they set up one of those temporary radar speed
detector things yesterday, the ones that tell you how fast
you're going
<prok> with a big sign
<prok> i did about 5 laps around it trying to get my car up to
120
<ShizCakes> You know it takes your picture if it starts
blinking when you go past it, right?
<prok> whoops

(Mutiny) I'm talking to my mom online and she just said "i
could use a good vibrator. i know you dont want to hear that
but a woman has needs"

<Euri> When I was 20 (still worked as a waiter), I went out to
eat with a friend at a nice-ish restaurant. There was a guy
with his girlfriend/mistress/cheap hooker in front of me
yelling at the hostess because they took 10 minutes to bring
his food to him. So, I went up and asked him how he was doing,
and why he didn't call.. and asked if his rash was clearing
up.

<Phatt_One> crap is disgusting
<syntax> hey dont bad mouth crap
<syntax> im a plumber
<syntax> if it werent for crap, i wouldnt be able to feed my
family

<+far2stoned> that reminds me, bought a book when i was in
china last year, called How To Woo, thought it might help me
with my seduction techniques
<+far2stoned> turns out it was volume 2 of the chinese phone
book :(

<mash> these fuckin contractors
<chad> again, I know you are trying to be politically correct,
but just call them hookers

<nit`zZz> I was lovin that pussy while she was lovin this
dick, I was shovin it in her while she was yellin dont quit
<NGN-_-> Then you realized you were dreamin that shit - in
real life your a no-pussy gettin prick

<tom> did you hear about the magic tractor?
<tom> it went down the hill and turned into a field!!!
<ReAc> :/
<dave> did you hear about the magic tom?
<dave> he went down the hill and I stabbed him in the face

<Shirley> it was my girlfriends birthday, and i stayed at her
place, and i put fudge in the toilet early in the morning, so
when we woke up, i went to the toilet and she was getting
ready to get in the shower
<Shirley> and when she looked at me, i reached into the toilet
and grabbed a handful of what she thought was poop
<Shirley> and threw it at her
<Shirley> and screamed "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!"

[09:50] <Xerox> Hey, anyone who knows Japanese, what does
"kikurimu" mean?
[09:52] <Squizzle> "I am a preteen with bouncing breasts."
[09:53] <Zonkto> There are probably three or four words for
that.
[09:53] <Zonkto> Sort of like the Eskimos having so many words
for snow.

<splosh123> Just a question if anyone knows... How many wind
power mill things do you need to power... say... Brisbane
<dazzawul> thousands
<dazzawul> and they will be noisy
<dazzawul> and push australia to the west

<skulk> why the hell is wrestling on the scifi channel?
<skulk> that's like MTV playing music videos

<Dj|Gallow> TUNE IN
<Dj|Gallow> GOD DAMN IT
<IntrepiD`GNR> Dj|Gallow: we have children present
<Dj|Gallow> sorry
<Dj|Gallow> TUNE THE FUCK IN KIDS

<@graspee_leemoor> brazil v italy women's volleyball is about
to start
<@graspee_leemoor> you'll get no sense out of me
* Snaar hands graspee some tissues
< Bucket_Mouse> who you cheering for
<%Snaar> the girls
< Bucket_Mouse> which girls?
<%Snaar> you know
<%Snaar> two legs
<%Snaar> two arms
<%Snaar> various holes
<%Snaar> THE GIRLS
< Bucket_Mouse> ITALY GIRLS OR BRAZIL GIRLS
<%Snaar> why are you being racist :-
<%Snaar> they are both fine girls
< Bucket_Mouse> oh, i thought you were playing favorites
<%Snaar> the point of female sports is just to enjoy the show

<zap> glow in the dark dildo... interesting
<zap> that would be disturbing if you didnt' know what it was
and you were in a room with a person using it, in the dark
<zap> ooooh pretty glowing thing!
<zap> hey... it's getting shorter.. hey it disappeared... oh
it's back...
<zap> what's it doing?
<zap> ooh... oooh?? AAH!

<Sarah> I just saw 28 Days Later
<rude-inverse> that's one of those movies I always planned on
seeing but never did.
<rude-inverse> what was the significance of "28 days"? the
only thing I associate 28 days with is a menstrual cycle.
<Sarah> maybe that's why there was so much blood.

<darknation> wtf is the point in storing quotes?
<boris_> darknation: it's like taking a photo in real life :P
<darknation> I wouldn't want photos of retards

<TeamGato-Mumbo> oh god, my cat is being eaten by racoons
<TeamGato-Mumbo> brb

<kommy> j/oin #horsesex

<iMike> i remember in 8th grade health class we had some guy
from a std clinic come in
<iMike> and he was talking about porn mags
<iMike> and some kid was like 'what about playboy?'
<iMike> and the guy was like 'well some consider that to be
more of a softcore magazine'

<prae> my sister is so goddamn retarded
<prae> she called mom cause she gave blood today and mom told
her to drink alot of fluids
<prae> so she drank beer
<prae> what a fucking moron

<Crimson_Dynamo> If I were stranded on a desert isle, I think
I would make a girl out of coconuts, but she'd probably just
want to be friends

<Rav|Work> anyone want to write up a throttling FAQ for my
company.. 
<Whisper> "Take your hands and put them either side of the
bitch's throat.  Shake like hell."
<Lummy> Whisper wins.
<Gatzby> agreed.
<Rav|Work> lol

<air>I think i'm addicted to DDR
<air>I need a twelve step program

<Waynebo> Today was haiku day in English class!
<Waynebo> My haiku was Guy in front of me/ Does not know he is
asian/ Karate chop him
<Waynebo> The guy in front of me's haiku was Guy behind of me
/ Wants to karate chop me/ I am very scared

<mizery> woot, I so got owned
<mizery> my laptop is dead
<aabnusar> ?
<Rhodz> MOUTH TO HARD DICK RESUSCITATION
* aabnusar laughs at mizery
<Rhodz> lol
<Rhodz> HARD DISK
<Rhodz> LMAO
<Rhodz> omfg
<aabnusar> lol
<Rhodz> wow what a typo to make

<Shark> i'm the only human that has actually seen the loch
ness monster
<SeXyBW> is that what you call it now shark?
<Shark> haha, that's what i call my dick
<SeXyBW> so you are the only one that has seen it eh

<langdon> FUCK OFF AND HELP ME
<langdon> i mean
<langdon> fuck on
<langdon> fuck over here and help me

<CptPlanet> wtf? i can't find any lobster fetish sites out
there.
<CptPlanet> and you call yourself an internet.

<randomnine> i bet the internal age variable is protected
<randomnine> it's always accessible to anything that inherits
<Entrope> i can understand making getAge() protected or
private, but there should definitely be a public isLegal()
function

<Face> I worked at a compusa
<Face> People go in their knowing nothing about computers, and
get had.
<AngryLlama> Face: any electronics store does this; I was in
Best Buy yesterday and the guy actually felt the need to tell
me "A megabyte is like a kilobyte, except really big"

<zoe> yeah i think so b/c otherwise, using equation 4.5 you
get the force and then to work back to torque is nontrivial i
guess.....how were you going to do it?
<GreenPenInc> the same way i was doing all the other problems,
by banging my head against the desk and weeping softly

Arteryman92089: does Wyoming have a baseball team?
MoocluckRULES: wait, people live in wyoming?
Arteryman92089: thats the thing. im not sure

<miro> ramiro@calcifer:/etc$ ping www.thepiratebay.org
<miro> PING www.thepiratebay.org (83.140.176.146) 56(84) bytes
of data.
<miro> 64 bytes from
hey.mpaa.and.apb.bite.my.shiny.metal.ass.thepiratebay.org
(83.140.176.146): icmp_seq=1 ttl=48 time=358 ms

<OmkAR> weeeeeee
<OmkAR`> they should have a tv show, where ppl go from cable
back to dialup for like a month
<OmkAR`> and they film it
<OmkAR`> like survival
<Spiffeh> rofl
<@q-ReZ> lol
<@d-_-b> haha

<@deez> yeah there's like 6 of us... with the same sense of
humor in here
<Skail> who's using it now?

<amy25``> hey it's summer - bad time for passwords - get
outside and stop masturbating!
<activexyz> better 1st stop masturbating and than go outside
<CrashFix> LOL ;-)
<CrashFix> timing is everything

( @Kaygo ) Arguing with the ops is like shaking your fist at
God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not
listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing
him off.

thebud: the passion of the christ?
Indago: if i wanted to see a bad actor get nailed, I'd watch
the paris hilton video

<r34en> i'll show her.. one day when i'm 1337 i'll have my own
channel and she'll beg me to op her
<r34en> do you know what i'll say
<gary> "how do you add ops?"

<Iconoplast> why do people insist in distributing things in
real audio format?
<cowofdoom> because they love Hitler.
<Iconoplast> that's what i was thinking.

<Urban> Pardon my french
<@RickBitch> don't you mean "pardon my freedom"?

* Now talking in #iraq
* Topic is 'ÇáãíÊ ÔãÏÑíå Èáí íãÔí ÌäÇÒ ãä åÒÊ ÇáÊÇÈæÊ íÚÑÝåã
ÇÚÒÇÒ'
<Ivca> Hello Gentlemen
<Ivca> All your base are belong to US

<bus> what can I help you with, xorg?
<xorg> well
<xorg> when uncle daddy touches my bathing suit
<xorg> i get all tingly
<xorg> but the bible says NO

<@Majistic> {MoxQuizz} The question no. 39 is:
<@Majistic>            (Geography) What is the basic unit of
currency for Syria ?
<MEBKlaymen> children
<evol> women

(+PJx5x) yesterday u said ur so good at math cuz all u do is
think about pie
(+PJx5x) u fat piece of lard
(@OCNoy|At|Work) well you just have to think about it in terms
you understand
(@OCNoy|At|Work) for example
(@OCNoy|At|Work) SIN pi
(@OCNoy|At|Work) is 0, because, if you sin (make love to) a
pie, there's none left to eat
(@SmurfiCus) .....
(+PJx5x) riiight
(@SmurfiCus) good way of rember it...
(@SmurfiCus) whats COS PI?
(@SmurfiCus) :)
(@OCNoy|At|Work) -1
(@SmurfiCus) >:X
(@OCNoy|At|Work) it's twice a bad because your cousin had sex
with the pie

<shroom> wtf your nick is obnoxious
<`_^-_`_^\^|```_-__^_\`_```> so is yours

<marek> rape is such a bad term, lets call it surprise sex!

<GKSetzer> If I was terra I'd break his neck plz
<JonJonB> If I was Terra I'd feel my breasts, then break his
neck XDDDD
<melusine> That'd be a messed up scene: Terra looked up at the
sorcerer in horror, rage and disgust roiling in the pit of her
stomach. Pausing briefly to fondle her breasts, she
transformed into an Esper and broke Kefka's neck in one swift
motion.

<%makat> Marcel Marceau dead.
<%makat> After all those years miming it, he's now genuinely
trapped in a small box.

<JakeD> My fingers are so fucking big that I'm all like
"apjps0-3" just trying to type the word "hi"
<Winter> wow, i bet you're a hit with the ladies.
<JakeD> Yeah. "Hi, I'm Lisa." "apjps0-3" "....Fucking freak."
<Winter> i was thinking IRL, but i suppose you're more clumsy
there?
<JakeD> That was an IRL example.

<Sober|wrk> heh
<Sober|wrk> lol
<Sober|wrk> my co-worker is throwing a ball
<Sober|wrk> up in the air to relieve some stress
<Sober|wrk> she just smashed it into a ceiling panel and
knocked it down on her head

Sleepaholic88: >>>
Sleepaholic88: Err. I tried to capitalize a period so it would
be bigger.

<bobob> um, any grammar nazi's want to help me out with
something?
<Emma> yeah, no apostrophe in nazis ;)

<HeLL> Is there a hacker called peer? He is trowing me off the
chatserver(s) all the time.

<Dark_Fox> Wheee.. Hooray for USB2.0's slow ass read/write
bandwidth
<Dark_Fox> I get to watch my mod compile at the blazing speed
of a snail
<Zail_Dark> snails are interesting
<Dark_Fox> I don't think they make for good eats, though
<Zail_Dark> what if it were a giant snail that was eating you?
<Dark_Fox> then i would be in soviet russia

Andrews: 'I have man bitches'
Andrews: 'MANY.'
Andrews: FUCK

<kw> I tried to download a chick flick once, but none of the
packets had any sense of direction

<+TMS> oh darn ive been watching smileys too much, i read c:\
as a sad man with a hat

<riffic> its the year 3030
<Mindless> 3030? Shit I'm late for work