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* Locke is listening to Nsync - Tearin' Up My Heart
<Locke> ...
<Locke> time to turn the plug-in off

<gmip> aaaahahahahaha
<gmip> i just got banned from #america
<gmip> trivia game
<gmip> "what live cargo came over on the mayflower? *******
<gmip> so i said niggers
<gmip> guess i was wrong?

[12:42am] <Convinced> darkvibe
<Convinced> what we talked about, i will work on it tomorrow,
ok?
<darkvibe> whenever
<darkvibe> no hurry
<darkvibe> and much appreciated
<`rush> oh, way to spark the interest of the ENTIRE FREAKING
ROOM.
<[vV]Criminal_Intent> hey `rush, that thing I said about that
stuff, I am going to do it the day we planned exactly the way
we discussed.
<`rush> [vV]Criminal_Intent: ok, but don't forget to bring
that thing that we talked about. make sure it's heated to the
temp we decided on. and the panties are the color you
mentioned. do you remember the place we converesed about
meeting?
<[vV]Criminal_Intent> i remember clearly, I got the panties
but dont forget the accesories we discussed or the issues with
law enforcment and animal rights
<`rush> ah ah.. right. i'll have to speak with the man who i
told you about to clear up the issues we came up with. also,
the club drugs i told you about will be X ammount of hours
late, where X is equal to the number that we predetermined
prior to this conversation.
<`rush> this is getting rediculous.

<Dane-lo_brown[DJedi]> I got in trouble in school cause my
Espanol teacher asked what architecture we learned from the
latinos and i said cardboard boxes

< ihatestan > well obviously there is nothing to do so i'm
going to see if sperm is flamable

<_tail> i stopped beleiving you a minute ago
<Idiot> i'm surprised you believed me at all
<_tail> you started tlaking a minute ago

<noddy> oops, i banned tgo last night and forgot to remove it
:/
<Mortarion> yes you did
<noddy> sorry dude :*(
<The_Gifted_One> yeah, u whore :P
<noddy> :/
<Mortarion> am i gonna have to start checking the ban list
when i get up every morning again?
<noddy> again!?
<Mortarion> yes, when i first gave you ops i'd have to check
the banlist, usually you hadn't banned anyone in particular,
you'd just filled it up with crap banmasks
<Mortarion> i got up one morning and like 40 countries had
been banned
<The_Gifted_One> ROFL

<[Cable]Tech> has anyone managed to join
Harry.Potter.And.The.Prisoner.Of.Azkaban.2004.TC.XviD.AC3 cd1
and cd2 together , if so using what avi joiner?
<Marsupial> I joined Spiderman cd1 and Friends episode 32
together.
<Marsupial> using Microsoft Outlook Express.
<Marsupial> Chandler got bit by a radioactive spider and shot
a web at Phoebe, and then it emailed me.

<BombScare> i should go buy a skateboard and go sk00l some
kids at the park
<BombScare> since im an expert at all 3 tony hawk games, i
should have no problem pulling off those tricks in real life

N47H4N:I just made an awsome discovery!!!!!!! When you mix
Blue and Yellow you get a entirely new color! I will call it
Blellow!

<papasui> i bought a box of crab ragoons
<papasui> and i looked to see how many calories are in each
one
<papasui> and its freaking 400 and 250 fat calories
<Marcus-> "WARNING: May cause manboobs!"

<Villager> haven't you heard the phrase 'big is beautiful'?
<Alexander> i've heard the phrase 'fat is repulsive'

<SlipMage> ill have hd's up the ass once i get working
<Supachikn> interesting occupation

JA: would you date a christian?
JK: Sure
JK: I'd screw the Jesus right out of her
JA: OMG i can't BELIEVE you just said that
JK: Because once you've been in bed with me, you know the
truth
JK: there is no God :(

Prizes_for_contests: Hey, how much would it cost To get
someone To find me a cost-free downloadable Hentai date sim
for my mac?
bommer: what?? lol
Ich: think you're asking in the wrong place
Prizes_for_contests: where do i go then?
Eiljwa: there is no right place to ask something like that

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<reverb> ive been with my girlfriend for 16 years
* reverb looks at righ hand
<reverb> sometimes we have threesomes
* reverb looks at left hand

<KeeperS> one of the questions on there is "HOW MANY SIDES
DOES A TRIANGLE HAVE?"
<KeeperS> and it has a picture of a triangle
<KeeperS> and then 4 answer choices
<KeeperS> how do you get that wrong?

<DarkMistress> I'm so goth that when I was a toddler, I didn't
cry over spilled milk, I MOURNED it.
<DarkMistress> I'm so goth I have a fishnet umbrella
<open24hours> I'm so goth my wrists slash themselves.

<MegaPucko> whats the street outside liverpool street station
called?
<MegaPucko> the big one =\
<MegaPucko> wait
<MegaPucko> nm
<MegaPucko> im dumb
<Goatman> No shit.

<Temujin> Holy shit.
<Temujin> 300k/s from an fserve
<SuperScott> Temujin what connection do you have
<Temujin> Cable
<Rawlings> no more "Will suck dick for bandwidth" signs on the
interstate, huh tem
<Alice`> Now it's just "Will suck dick"

~ frOsty- giggles.. in a manly, tesrosterone-filled sort of
way.

<_Nor> some bird's applied for my dba team leader role
<_Nor> as her interests she lists "Motorsport, reading
(Science Fiction, Science) and playing racing games on PS2/PC
<_Nor> I think she's got confused and was actually applying to
be my wife

<Arameth> wow if the bible was an rpg then judas was damn
poor. he sold out for thirty silver, that is three gold
pieces, you can only just buy a dagger for that

<|Spanky|> peeing your pants it like happiness
<|Spanky|> everyone can see it, but only you can feel its
warmth

<studmuffn> one day i will find a way to implant annoying
songs in other peoples heads
<studmuffn> it will be my supervillian power

<Rentasmo> there was a gay guy at a support group I went to
who brought a dog in a bag
<Rentasmo> we didn't know he had a dog till he let it out
<Capnplank> did he bring enough for everyone?
<MrConceited> He was gay, not korean

<reptile-> My hands are soft and girly-like.
<reptile-> Masturbating is so much better for me!
<Taurclave> You dream of handjobs
<DigDug> reptile- pretends that the hands belong to a girl
<Taurclave> He probably has painted nails on his favorite hand

<sdodson> can you provide that in wma format?
<Corydon76-home> Only if you can provide an encoder
<Corydon76-home> but it has to be able to run on my Apple IIgs
<Wonton> Wma sucks
<sdodson> you can encode oggs on your Apple IIgs?
<Corydon76-home> No, but if you're going to be an asshole
about encoding formats, I'm going to be an asshole about the
platform the encoder needs to run on.
<Catonic> lol

<[CD]Zinc|o_O> anyone know the name of tupac and biggy's new
song ?
<[CwO]polarity> "We're Both Still Dead"

<wig> Seriously...   .45k/sec it is a joke.. I could have just
gone out and taken my own photos of children in this time

<Zammbo> If you have young children, avoid purchasing bleach
products bearing pictures of Pikachu drinking the bleach.

<RazielHex> Whaddya do if you see a friend's picture in a porn
site?
<Yamatto> you link us for a start.

<enjoi> why would you name condoms after a horse that hides
all the invaders inside and then lets them go once theyre
inside?
<ShodoPan-> i bet it's named after the viruses
<ShodoPan-> you know, they slip right in and the recipient
doesn't even realize it
<ShodoPan-> oh shit that's not good either

<Yuli> ...so anyway, I was all like "where's my coconuts man!
I ordered em last week!"
<Yuli> and the guy just stared at me like "what the fuck?"
<Yuli> so i was all like "whatever man, send them to my hut"
<Yuli> and I paddled away

<Shoel> Look, the basic principle of IRC is this: Never ask
anyone anything. Ever.

<meretrix> as far as i'm concerned, a cute girl is a cute
girl.
<meretrix> even if she's a guy.

<julia> my inglish is pore
<Nurgle> engrish
<julia> ja! my engrish is pore

<Flaze> forum still down?
<Vye-rus> Check yourself
<Vye-rus> We're not slaves
<Flaze> yep
<Flaze> still down
<Vye-rus> haha thanks for checking for me

<GameBot> 133.  What three letters are overly used to indicate
'Laugh Out Loud'?
<Wolf-Olo> heh

<Tajador>  I'm a pseudomasochist, pretend to spank me

<Volt9000> 8===D     O:
<Volt9000> 8===D   O:
<Volt9000> 8===D O:
<Volt9000> 8===DO:
<Volt9000> 8==):
<Volt9000> 8=):
<Volt9000> 8==):
<Volt9000> 8=):
<Volt9000> 8==):
<Volt9000> 8=):
<Volt9000> 8==DO:
<Volt9000> 8==D~O:
<Volt9000> 8==D~~O:

<Dekon> Florida is holding the election hostage until we quit
sending old people

<drwiii> Warning: I just got to level 13 in Dr. Mario.
<j0nkatz> Warning: A terrorist just shot me in Rainbow Six: 3
<drwiii> Dr. Mario is too busy to treat you.
<j0nkatz> :<

<Nyssa> 98 is like that slutty girl next door, that asks all
the young highschool boys to wash her car but drinks her glass
of wine and stares at them through the window with a creepy
smile.
<SickHumour> That has to be the most fucked up analogy that
I've ever heard.

<LoneVandal> I've heard Korean is the most logical and easy to
read written language on earth
<LoneVandal> And that it is way easier to understand than
speaking it
<Parn> It's easy to speak Korean
<Parn> See, watch
<Parn> CHING CHONG PING PONG
<LoneVandal> Thats chinese you faggot

<Slander> so what happens to all these trout after they're
used for slapping? are they in a pile somewhere?

<Hahn> Zara, have you ever killed anyone with a crowbar during
a soccer riot?
<Zaratustra> Didn't have the chance.
<Hahn> That sounds like an excuse to me.

<eldee> finding wiring diagrams on the web isnt fun at all
<eldee> because.. you really dont find any wiring diagrams
<eldee> just porn.. how wiring diagrams and porn can be
confused in a search engine, i've yet to discover

tedivm: bush is having a colonoscopy on saturday so cheney is
president for the day
menzoberranzan31: they are looking for his head

<equiraptor> Sheesh. A hardware review site has been blocked
as pornography!
<equiraptor> I guess our sysadmins really must be geeks...

<Flibberdy> thank fuck my wife's period's finally over. Stupid
biological mechanisms required for reproduction.
<fantasyprone> Flibberdy, try being the one bleeding from a
very private crevice
<fantasyprone> believe me it sucks at least as much for her as
for you
<Flibberdy> fantasyprone: Oh, she hates it too, don't get me
wrong. Honestly I'm glad it's over for her sake not mine
<Flibberdy> Left her bed bound quite a few days
<fantasyprone> though it does entertain me to play war paint
in the shower
<fantasyprone> BLOOD EVERYWHERE WOO

*** Big_Daddy changes topic to '(@ALbino) i sucked nwar, but
not like i had a choice :)'
(Big_Daddy) that is in fact NOT taken out of context btw :)
(nwar) nor is it edited in anyway
(ALbino) bd always takes my stuff out of context
(ALbino) what he's not telling you is that nwar was bitten by
a poisonous snake and in order to save nwar's life i had to
suck the poison out. so, in fact, i am not a raging homosexual
with dong-swallowing tendancies, but rather, a hero. someone
to be looked up to and respected :)
(Big_Daddy) who eats the cock :)
(ALbino) besides the point :)
(ALbino) surely you aren't suggesting that just because a guy
likes to gargle a little cock every now and then that he can't
be a hero to the masses :)
(Big_Daddy) now you're saying nwar has a little cock?

<prower> check out what i put on e-bay
<tom_> oh god
<tom_> are you trying to sell your sister again
<tom_> i keep telling you its illegal

<ErinJane78> I wouldn't ever piss in a men's room... have you
SEEN them?
<Blaxthos> yea... I usually try to contribute to the vileness
<Blaxthos> i remember in middle school, at the gym
<Blaxthos> i got in the habit of going into the men's room and
pissing on the toilet paper
<Blaxthos> after a few rounds the P.E. coaches put the men's
room on 24 hr lockdown
<Blaxthos> so i took to pissing in P.E. lockers during classes
<Blaxthos> they tried like hell to catch me, but i was too
slick
<Blaxthos> so they finally got tired of it and re-opened the
men's room
<Blaxthos> so i could return to pissin on the paper towels/
asswipe

<FreshBrew> i dont know why i floss before i go to the dentist
<FreshBrew> i never ever do it
<FreshBrew> its like going to the doctor and pretending not to
be sick so he doesnt yell at you

<Insomniak> thank god Ling's not here
<Linguica> yes, thank god i'm not here

<echin> regexman, regexman, matches text when no one can
<mguzman> parses text, any size
<echin> captures strings, on the first try
<echin> look out, here comes the regexman
<tooth> You're all a bunch of fucking nerds
<yangman> so awesome

* jesus takes off your pants.
* Sexypants is now known as Sexy
<jesus> rawr
<Sexy> jesus took off my pants
<Kitsa> the lord works in mysterious ways

<@EvilSxxd> it's a sad sad day when a man lets a woman move
into his balls
<@Vashie> my nutsack is as safe as fort nox
<@EvilSxxd> checked and handled by 1000s of sweaty soldiers a
day?

[idarwin] I just spent like 45 minutes debugging this c++ code
and delete whole chunks of it to track down this problem
[idarwin] and it was all because I forgot a break;
<@Avalanche> i found out why my mouse stopped working
<@Avalanche> turns out, it was my cell phone

<Kindred> I got a question:  If you're driving in your car at
the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what
happens?
<Devilbunny> Kindred: It's all in your imagination.  Putting
"R-Type" stickers on your tarus will not give it enough extra
horse power to reach any signficant fraction of the speed of
light, no matter the size of your spoiler.

<Rammie> how do I change my quit message
<EileenB> type /quit message
*** Rammie has quit IRC (message)
<EileenB> :D

<@Porn-Star> do u reckon really geeky Klingons learn english?

<Altoid> patience, young skywalker
<DeX`> but that leia bitch wont put out!
<DeX`> shes got those huge danishes on her ears to hang
onto....
<Altoid> mmmm
<Altoid> danish
<Altoid> you fuck her, I'll eat the ears

* Kep hugs awsome
* Kep quickly flips her over and punts over over the field
goal... three points!
<Kep> woot! =)
<Kep> the keppies win the superbowl!
<Kep> =)
* Kep pokes aws
* Ghaurok|afk has joined #tz
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Ghaurok|afk
* Kep punts Ghaurok|afk through the field goal!
* [3x]Taenarin trys to punts Kep, but [3x]Taenarins foot gets
stuck in Keps ass!
<[3x]Taenarin> HELP!
<[3x]Taenarin> GET IT OFF!
<Kep> =(
<Kep> HELP!
<Kep> GET IT OUT!
* Kep has quit IRC (Client Exiting)
<[3x]Taenarin> fucker, he stole my shoe =(

<Rodney> damn mom still on ebay
<territory> lol
<territory> ur selling ur mom?

<cayde> It's getting harder to get a summer job these days
<tam> cayde: maybe cos it is winter?

<mima> i have found further proof that irc users are the
result of an anti-social break in existence.
<mima> i just went into a bunch of different channels, said
"SMILE!~ =D" and everyone said, 'wtf?', 'seriously?', 'what?',
or i got kicked out.