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<+_chester_> i think the dentist might molest me while i'm
under
<@End11> and your dissapointed you can't be awake for it?
<+_chester_> i want to see his technique
<@Psybrid> lol
<+_chester_> i mean, good god, if i need 4 days to recover,
the guy is pulling more than teeth

wookietwist: update date now updated
DuoGWMaxwell60: wtf did you just say ...

DShadow_: I don't have any use for floppies now.
DShadow_: Though I've still got a ton in my closet
twist: better archive them to cdr before they rot
DShadow_: Most of them I did.
twist: (then archive those to dvd-r before they rot)
LafinJack: and archive *those* to MTRs
LafinJack: ack, i'm not supposed to talk about that :o
DShadow_: LafinJack: MTR?
LafinJack: shh, you didn't hear me say that

<ORi0N> what good are you with a high IQ if you, for exapmle,
can't even make a sadwich or something?
<BaToR> ask that to stehpen hawking :p

<-yptosis> I've ingested 12 liters of mountain dew in 4 days.
<CaptainTwopegleg> That's 3 liters a day!
<mike> light weight
<BloodFromStone> That it is.
<-yptosis> Thats a lot for me.
<-yptosis> I've just started pouring it directly in the toilet
to save time.

<Alvie> we have too much fun in #ops
<Gandalf> yes its a very professional environment
<Gandalf> hmmm
<Gandalf> there is a difference between #staff and #ops though
<Gandalf> an example you ask?
<Gandalf> no problem!
<Gandalf> ops:  <Alvie> concering my sack and his chin
<Gandalf> staff: <Arathorn> I thought that ICMP message types
offered a reasonably well thought out protocol for
tracerouting

<Boogaleeboo> ...soul, what was the exact name of the file you
sent me? <Boogaleeboo> I seem to have fucking LOST it
<SHODAN> I'll find it.
<deVoca> Boog, search on "12_year_old_hardcore.avi"
<Boogaleeboo> Too many results

<D4NG3R0U5> i hjad this really fucken scary dream dude
<D4NG3R0U5> i was walkin down this empty street
<D4NG3R0U5> and for some reason i looked up, and there was a
big FATAL ERROR message in the sky
<D4NG3R0U5> and it turned out that god had a dev team
scripting dreams, and my (faulty) dream was somehow published
wo being tested...
<B1u3^T3rr0r> yet another reason why NOT get high while
watching the sci fi channel...last night matrix was on, and
after that nightmare on elm st III

<BombScare> snag jerks it so much last night his hand told him
it had a headache

<Autocracy> hehe.. mod_gzip works :)
<Rick_Hunter> Autocracy: Why wouldn't mod_gzip work?
<Autocracy> because it's me...
<Autocracy> that's usually the case...
<Autocracy> I swear the whole world's against me...
* Rick_Hunter makes a note to tell people, at the next
meeting, to be less obvious.
<Autocracy> eh?
<Rick_Hunter> Nothing. ^_^
<Autocracy> heh
<Autocracy> haha
<Autocracy> lmao
* Rick_Hunter whistles and walks away.

<felix:#slackware> ne1 isn't here.  try AOL

<HSOK> my dad just came up stairs, he said i was playing my
music too loud
<HSOK> im using headphones

<Babyxic> have fun in ur wrestling outfit
<KestrelM1> its not wrestling!
<KestrelM1> its rowing!
<KestrelM1> they're rowing troughs!
<KestrelM1> and i dont grope other males
<KestrelM1> just... long poles...

<DoctorRiff> man PETA is awesome, hours of entertainment at
the cost of one dead rabbit

[anigirl82] my friend found out he was allergic to latex the
first time he had sex
[Sil<3rium] o.o
[anigirl82] it sucked because he had been with his girl for
like 3 years..and they had been waiting
[Sil<3rium] oh noo
[Urbal T] that is...wrongery
[Sil<3rium] yeeeeeeees
[blue><3dge] talk about a night he'll never forget! hahahah!
... ha... ha... ow...
[blue><3dge] that poor man's wang

<@Dza> i got real drunk last night, and when i woke up, there
were 2 pizzas in my fridge
<@Dza> so i didnt ask questions and i been enjoying all day

<Mxeil> You have a g/f right
<DakotaKid> Mxeil: No.
<Mxeil> DK: How can I guy as intellectual as you not have a
girl!
<DakotaKid> Mxeil: Maybe because I have a boyfriend.
<Mxeil> DK: Your a girl?
<DakotaKid> Mxeil: Listen numbnut... I'm male. I have a
boyfriend. Do I need to spell it out any clearer?
<Wrexen> dk I think you need to explain the whole 'plumbing'
of having a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend

(Stunty): heh my gf gave me head yesterday while i was on irc
typing
(dvast8): fun
(Stunty): she didnt find it funny when i started laughing at
something i did on irc
(DownKaos): and they say there are only 10 ways you know your
an irc addict

<anarch> i think I may assfuck the turks
<anarch> i owe them
<anarch> 2 centuries of occupation has made me bitter
<Mr_Poppinfresh> dude, you're not Serbian
<anarch> im roleplaying

<chrab> aol is for hardcore idlers
*** chrab Quit (Read error: 54)

<sjelkjd> stop the room, please, i'd like to get off

<Coolman_mike> brb, my keyboard isnt working

<[VsE]GaZ> Oh fucken somethign smeels good Brb
<[VsE]GaZ> Oh dammn it was my cat did a shit under the couch

* bitch has joined #lobby
<bitch> hey
<son_of_evil> hi *****
<Nehaal> hi *****
<Falkner|AWAY> hi *****

<SpaceMonkey> welp, I'll have to give it a shot after I'm
through downloading concentrated satan
<norse> realplayer?
<SpaceMonkey> quicktime

<EviL`J> i had soem 10 year old ask me to cyber the other day
<LordOfSwine> how was it?

<@NullC> LOL. so some 18yr chickie that I talk to just called
aol support for
some dumb ass problem.. and now the AOL support guy
is IMing her and
talking dirty to her and she's freaked out.

<Cyrix> you can only curse me to eternal damnation for so long

tatsumio: itd be pretty neat to have a vagina somehwere on my
body that I could have sex with
Oogy Boots: :O
tatsumio: and the vagina got the full orgasmic effects too
tatsumio: imagine.
Oogy Boots: and you thought I was a freak!
tatsumio: double orgasm
CyAteon: if it was on his arm or something would be really
weird.
CyAteon: not only would you be having sex with your arm
CyAteon: but your arm would orgasm
Oogy Boots: LOL
CyAteon: unf unf unf unf ARGGGGGGHARARHGA <arm cramps up>

<codespace> who is the father of genetics?
<codespace> mendel?
<Swish> Dr. Genetalia
<codespace> go team.

<AAA> i cannot lose an argument tonite
<AAA> i just won 3 games of chess in a row
<AAA> 3 *INTENSE* games of chess
<Whoregasm> 3 lonely games of chess played with a bottle of
ketchup

<cheezwiz> anybody know how to have WarCraft 3 run off of a
bnetd server??
<eldee> cheezwiz: yeah
<cheezwiz> eldee
<cheezwiz> really?
<eldee> cheezwiz: yeah! first, become a beta tester. then
they'll give you a serial number you can use. its hella easy
after that. you just hit connect
<cheezwiz> eldee:wow u didn't help at all
<eldee> cheezwiz: cool. mission accomplished

<EnochRoot> BREAKING NEWS: President Bush has declared a state
of Boogie Madness. Preliminary operations will begin at 1100
Hours.

(_3TS|ZaW): ahh yes...i recall when i first lit my nuts
ablaze...it was in chemistry...it said "light the burner." and
when i was lighting it, my pants slipped off and my penis
flopped over the bunson burner...darndest thing...

Nazrag is away now to play Tea Fortress Classic
<Nazrag> thats right kids, Tea Fortress Classic
<TheRiff> sweetened or unsweetened
<Nazrag> sweetened, with crumpets on the side
<TheRiff> alright

<@MudBlud> man i love signing upto vBulletin forums, when its
ur bday they email u and it makes you feel like you have
friends

<Veers> Welcome to insomnia, Tony. Even Masturbation won't
work right.

<Hostile> when i woke up i found pictures of Salma Hayek, A
turkish guy's
page and my flip flop in my scanner

<@WoWMaN\\> this girl put her finger up my ass once
<@WoWMaN\\> I dont wonna sound gay , but it was the best
feeling i ever had !
<@Bart\\> dude , that wasnt a girl
<@Bart\\> And it wasnt my finger either

MisterMunshun: I used to be a telemarketer, working for the
Shriners. I'd call people up and try and get them to sponsor a
group of needy and handicapped kids from the Shriner's
hospitals to go see the circus.
MisterMunshun: One night, i'm making my calls, and i come to
this name on one of my sheets
MisterMunshun: "Mrs. Pucci"
MisterMunshun: I'm making the calls before it, but i'm just
going through the motions, because in my head, over and over,
i'm thinking
MisterMunshun: DON'T SAY PUSSY DON'T SAY PUSSY DON'T SAY PUSSY
IT'S POO-CHI POO-CHI NOT PUSSY DON'T SAY PUSSY
MisterMunshun: So, I dial her up
MisterMunshun: She answers
MisterMunshun: "Hello, Mrs. Pussy?"
MisterMunshun: everyone in the office immediately bursts into
laughter, and i just fucking deflate.
MisterMunshun: I can't fucking apologize because everyone is
laughing, which is making ME laugh.
MisterMunshun.: And it wouldn't have mattered anyway, she'd
already fucking hung up.
Jake: and you were fired

<rTenshi> HOLY SHIAZT! THIS IS AWESOME!
<JujubeZ> what,?
<rTenshi> using a .357 magnum to kill cockroaches!
<JujubeZ> a .357? wTF? These are roaches, not deer you moron
<rTenshi> tell me about it, its gonna take an assload of time
to clean up, it just went.... "PSSHHHTTTQQQTT!" Hahahahhahaha

<e> I don't watch tv.
<e> Too many popup ads during movies.

<Stuntman21> DRUM
<Stuntman21> You're FIRED!
<Drum-Comicking> What?
* Drum-Comicking clears out his desk
<Stuntman21> You're fired. I want you out today.
* Drum-Comicking ([email protected])
Quit (Quit: )
<Stuntman21> XD
<Stuntman21> Oh shit
<Stuntman21> >_<
* Project ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
<Six|Hyper> .......
<Stuntman21> Great now everyone is going on strike! Goddamn
unions!

<Dr-Arcane> so the profile is black trenchcoa wearing doom
players who listen to industrial and make explosives.. Well..
looks like we should just start arresting CS students randomly

<Eternity> anyone got that year 3000 song on mp3 ?
<pb2k> the one about the year 3000 ??
<pb2k> lalalala ... year 3000 ... llalalalal ... etc one ??
<Eternity> yeah
<pb2k> sorry ... never heard of it ...

<Immortal> A friend of mine works as a janitor at a high
school
<Immortal> and that high school has a really advanced mental/
developmentally handicapped program
<Immortal> in other words, a special wing for retards
<wm161> dyslexics of the world, untie!
<Patrick_Moore> lol
<Immortal> well anyway, the janitors put mousetraps in the
rooms that the retards use
<Immortal> but the retards kept setting them off to take the
peanut butter
<Immortal> eventually, they figured out that they could set
them off with a foot and it would hurt less
<Immortal> so they had to hide the mouse traps
<Immortal> :D
<Immortal> anyone who reads all that will think it's funny
<Immortal> or else call me an insensitive bastard

<mconp> ?
<mconp> yes?
<copeaway> its jewellery.....
<copeaway> i will never forget how to spell that one......it
made me fail my year 6 exam back in 1983.....
<copeaway> i had to repeat my whole year becuz of that damm
word........
<copeaway> then i met this group of junkies.....on the year i
repeated.......
<copeaway> and went into drugs and shit.........
<mconp> because
<copeaway> stuffed up my damm life
<copeaway> i hate jewellery

<Silver> i neeber olok at ym kyebord wen i tpey

<bix> it was like the flintstones
<mltj> but without the cars.
<mltj> or dinosaurs.
<mltj> or flintstones.
<bix> exactly.

<kawawang_bata> hi!
<kawawang_bata> can i join this channel?
<El_Brian> ... isn't it a little late to ask that?

<devilc0ck> guess who'z d/l'ing turtle power
<devilc0ck> guess who'z d/l'ing turtle power
<devilc0ck> guess who'z got the ninja rap..
<fingers> guess who's all alone in thinking how kewl that is

<+dogcow> Did you hear about the MPAA being caught using
pirated software?
<+dogcow> http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/02/18/
0458213
<+TheHURD> *loooooooooooooooooooool*
<+dogcow> Can anyone recommend any good movies? I'm going to
celebrate!

(ohwhatwhat) hi i was wondering why my cursors moves across
the screen when i move my mouse?

<GIJosh> do you still  have an MP3 server robin?
<robin> yes
<GIJosh> same place as before?
<robin> nope
<GIJosh> where is it?
<robin> 127.0.0.1
<GIJosh> cant connect
<GIJosh> default port?

(SithAdmin): fsck
(SithAdmin): paper cut on tongue
([TeMpEsT]): ouch
(Rambozo): ooh...
([TeMpEsT]): how did you manage that sith?
(Rambozo): he tried to eat out a paper model of anna
kournikova
(Rambozo): it came as a cutout in a magazine
([TeMpEsT]): lmao
(Rambozo): :D
(Rambozo): "Put tab A into slot B" "I sure will!!"

<dakonis> i think you should have to pass a test to be able to
use a keyboard with a capslock key

<Amanda`> YOUR 'FLOW' IS AKIN TO THAT OF MY NASAL-VOICED 3RD
GRADE TEACHER.

<Dokstarr> can anyone think of a good way to appeal and
indecent exposure charge.. i can't believe people would
actually cite me for that :(
<Zanza> dokstarr: how indecent?
<Xagemo> Dokstarr, say that your clothes had been soaked in
some kind of acid
<Dokstarr> i only mooned people from a car windown.. and then
at a toll booth mooned people fot a while
<Dokstarr> sunroof
<Zanza> can't think of an excuse for that
<Krinos> of course you run the risk of people chucking stuff
at your naket arse
<Dokstarr> who knew a cop would be waiting a mile down because
people called and complained
<Xagemo> Dokstarr, i think you are screwed
<Dokstarr> dont 136 people have better things to do than call
the cops
<Dokstarr> krinos they loved my "arse" they probably took some
snapshots
<Krinos> people who love an arse don't call the cops -_-
<Aoshi> lol.
<Dokstarr> when the cop stopped me i thought maybe only 1 or 2
called.. .but 136 they need a life
<Zanza> 136 people?
<Dokstarr> yeah i did all the way down the highway.. then at
the toll booth.. and then when there was a traffic jam
<Dokstarr> well i am off... gotta think of some sort of plea
bargain or something to get it off my record...

<chintss> how do i configure ftp http and telnet  in RH 8.0
<chintss> plzzzzz
<tictac> chintss: rtfm
<chintss> tictac : rtfm: command not found

<bloodfart> this homeless dude was eating a pie
<bloodfart> that someone bought him
<destx> wicked
<bloodfart> he got up to cross the road and tripped over,
dropping the pie
<bloodfart> as if your life couldnt get any worse

<kraus> omg, dude i love you in a way that is illegal in most
countries.
<pyro> in school i want you to keep atleast a one meter
distance away from me. :|

<Wargon> RPC exploit grrrrrrr
<Wargon> blocked the ports now
<tfg> AOL blocks all that shit for me by default
<tfg> They clearly know what 99% of their users are like
<Spanky-G> like?
<Spanky-G> 99% of their users hardly know what a computer is

<@Karnaugh> amazing, Cat5 seems reletivly imune to cellphone
radiation
<@Pandaemon> Karnaugh: you're going to start wearing a Cat5
turban, aren't you?
<@Karnaugh> Pandaemon: Thats what all the arabian hackers wear
these days

McPhile:  Planet Earth is God's shitty, exploitative reality
show.
McPhile:  I can just see him up there with Michael and
Gabriel, bag of microwave popcorn in his lap, watching. 
"Whoa!  Did you see THAT?  I didn't even know I built them to
do that."
ecstaticsurfacer:  Hell yes.  I've been saying for years that
my life is God's favourite soap opera.
McPhile :  Well, there's probably not enough sex in your life
for it to be His favorite.

<Gersh> wow
<Gersh> I rule
<Gersh> I made one of my ex's cry over aim
<Gersh> dammit I wish she had a webcam

<barryk> Pillows: do you believe Iraq posed a direct threat to
US homeland security ?
<`dA> yes
<`dA> iraq was an asshole
<spikeb> and the us military was a giant penis

<Saltank> I swear, John Kerry looks just like a 70 year old
Max Payne.

<bishun> dont get fresh with me
<hydro-> but i'm using the all new summers eve douche
<hydro-> it says i can be fresh whenever i want

<intokbles> sorry, i cant understand...
<intokbles> im from argentina,
<nobody> its ok jose
<intokbles> and my english it`s not so goof
<nobody> : )
<nobody> actually it is goof