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<booger> my two best friends laid off on the same day
<faz`work> your left and right hand on the same day?!

<Thor> ive got me a giant fat cat
<Wookie> got her pregnant again Thor?
<Thor> and two others

<RichiH> warthawg: define "date"
<RichiH> relatives dount count, btw
<warthawg> hmmm define a date
<warthawg> "a social event with a member of the attractive
gender"  no close relatives accepted, however second cousins
approved after dna sampling
<RichiH> heh
<RichiH> warthawg: so.. what gender IS attractive?

<chrish> I'd like to know what sort of one-eyed crack whores
do the QA testing at ATI.
<AGoddess> the kind that like to shove anything in their
pussy?
<chrish> porcupines and cacti are available in the lounge

<spacemank> I boiled an egg once, and only totally ruined one
pot, one knife, and one spoon!

<@Latino-Heat> when i was in school, during free periods i'd
sit in the library cos i couldnt go home and i'd look up stds
in encyclopedias
<@Latino-Heat> cos i had rashes everywhere

<_Griphin_> Apparently Tori Wilson dealt with Anorexia
<nully> is Anorexia another wrestler?

<Ash> I pay rent by playing the 'bottom' in sexual acts
centering mostly around the anus.
<Ash> You've solved the mystery!

<loquacious> my sleeping pattern is stochastic, okay? go
masticate some waboflex!

<Greenboy> how do i install linux?
<Greenboy> open the cd in windows?

<Kevyn> Frogs always get sucked up into our pool filter, and
if you go out to the shed you can see them flying around
inside the filter. The suction usually turns them inside out.
It's pretty gross.

<Oreo_Boy> Wal-Mart = microsoft with groceries

<feelio> I think i'll write a C application that can replace
my girlfriend

<ck> i'd fuck anything
<ck> except a fat chick
<ck> some things, even i won't do

[Bayls] Gimp - that's right. I mean you know my name. Big woo.
Either you're off adam, or your girlfriend talks in her sleep.
Either way. Snoozes from me.

(saboteur) whoa cool
(saboteur) disco lights in bitchx
(saboteur) /disco
úúú signoff/#computers.. blade2k (Exit: Disconnecting)

<moira> Ibet  I could play my lungs like a harp if they
weren't stuck insdie my body

(@Bargeld) i went up to this hot norgy chick, and i said "hey,
whats up baby?" and she says "ONOuuoIee!"

<onelove--> i was going to use the holidays to get some booty
from my exgirlfriend
<onelove--> but she's on this big christian kick
<onelove--> complete with no sex before marriage
<onelove--> so i guess there's no reason in talking to her
anymore

<Luna`> lol okay never mind I did head
<Jamie_M> Luna heads all the time.
<Luna`> DAMMIT
<Luna`> HEAR

<Farnarcle> why are you helping her to knock you?
<GruMM[GruMM[Away[GruMM]]]> coz if it is going to be done, it
should be done right'

* Josh` is listening to : In Flames - Vacuum.mp3
<NoEvidenZ> that song sucks.

<Bamdad> who know how may I turn off my colck on IRCN?
<token> turn off your cock? just use a sharp knife.

<M^tt> home made pr0n r0x
<[OCS]eXistenZ> this is true
<[OCS]eXistenZ> unless u r on your own :-\

<Deusa> I've never seen snow
<tm2> It's very overrated
<tm2> Try sitting in your refrigerator sometime...

<Prior_Tuck> We had a real Pron king at eaton though. He wad a
30 gig HD full of pron. He requests a new Hard Drive. We
suspected he was downloading. He refused to give us his PC,
but we insisted to take it...to install the new drive. I took
his ten times embedded folder and clicked delete. Put the
harddrive in my PC and gave hi his PC back. I told him his
cache was full. hes got plenty of room

<|sM|Giga-Dogbert> it doesnt work
<+Yeti> .. What doesnt work
<GBL|InfamousGadget> <img src="http://site">  or [img]http://
site[/img]
<GBL|InfamousGadget> did you post it somewhere?
<|sM|Giga-Dogbert> C:\My Documents\My Received Files\
dogbert1.jpg

<argol> Argh... There are a cuople of CD's i cant find
<[HaT]Mhor> Go look for em?
<argol> They are in another room
<[HaT]Mhor> Well.. look for em in there?
<argol> erh.. the whole room is filled with cd's litterally.
you cant go into the back of the room without some climbing.
and i suspect the cds are in the back. =(

<Black_Raven> how can u tell if pretzels r stale?
<Kreskin> how?
<Black_Raven> i dont know why do u think i am asking?

<Animosity> We have a suicide club at our school
<Animosity> It encourages suicide
<Animosity> Which counters suicide, supposedly

* SlamServ changes topic to 'Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf Commits
Suicide, Last Words: "There Is No Spoon"'

Ashanth: What would you do if you had athletes foot, and your
girlfriend had a foot fetish, and she got athletes vagina?
pnkgoetz: all she'd have to do was get some BOOM!! Tough Actin
Vinactin

* fingle sets mode +owned Maels
* Maels sets mode -satisfaction fing's missus

<geth> everyday is your birthday when the candles are lodged
in your asshole

<revolver> "whatevah, whatevah, it's mah hot body and ah'll do
what ah want."
<DirtyPunk> revolver: Until you're in prison with a man bigger
than you.
<DirtyPunk> ;)
<revolver> d'oh

ET: Bash.org is moderated
Lily: yeah. xD
ET: that stuff has to be approved
ET: if Bash.org is moderated, what the hell kinda stuff
doesn't make the cut?

<nihil-_> she's about as darling as waking up in the morning
with another mans semen all over my face

(@Vinpire) ahh but 25 days until some lovely new stuff. and
only a month till i get some money and buy and xbox
(+[KdAwG]) ....
(+[KdAwG]) Vinpire; i never want to speak to you again
(@Vinpire) oh it's like that, even after i sent you that star
wars rom
(@Vinpire) pah
(+[KdAwG]) ...you sent me star wars? :x
(@Vinpire) jeez, i uploaded it to your ftp so other people
could rape you for it yesterday
(+[KdAwG]) ...you did? :D
(@Vinpire) it's in uploads. lol
(+[KdAwG]) wow
(+[KdAwG]) it is
(+[KdAwG]) <3

<@mewse> fraggle have you done nfs
<@fraggle> no
<@fraggle> is it a good high

rated U for ugly: Maybe they should put the IRS at the border
instead...
rated U for ugly: cause illegals
rated U for ugly: seem to be afraid of paying taxes

* +MegamanX2K takes out a freon thrower and freezes Sitara to
the core
* +MegamanX2K then raises her body above his head and shatters
it
<+MegamanX2K> FATLITY
<+MegamanX2K> err
<+MegamanX2K> FATALITY
<+MegamanX2K> ...damned typos
<Snow_Angel> fatlity?
<Snow_Angel> is that some sort of gamer geek word?
<+MegamanX2K> It's Mortal Kombat, but Scorpion let himself go

<triky> my dad, to this day, says he was in vietnam. and i'm
like... dude... that's clinton oklahoma you were in. you
joined the airforce so you wouldn't get drafted into the army
and die
<triky> the old man then learned computer programming
<triky> and wrote the very famous program that made kentucky
fried chicken cash registers work

<un2> should i just settle for a bmw?
<Gen`Aku> settle settle?!?!?1
<Gen`Aku> don't use the word settle and bmw in the same
sentance
<Gen`Aku> unless it's about the dust settling
<Gen`Aku> BITCH

«%Filash» Are there any ways I can access shit like mp3s on my
windows drive through linux?
«+rawr|w3rk» no, linux converts them into .oggs because lunix
is for communists

<wizards23> anyone get the game madden 2003 from k-mart like
me ?
<drunkers> dont ever say that out loud
<wizards23> what that i got madden?
<drunkers> no that you shop at k-mart

<Claus> I sell children to old women
<Claus> and they stuff them up their uterus
<Isajeep> oh my god

<wishkah> what is is with white fucken vehicles and crimes
<Ram|work> dunno
<wishkah> oj
<wishkah> sniper
<wishkah> bangbus
<Ram|work> AHAHAHAH

<atheir> microsoft is a bunch of soulless swine.
<quannum> with jobs

(Guilty) If only shafr was a large negro like the real shaft,
then he could bust into the colo and frighten them

<MyTh`snoogans> i told one of my teachers one time to stfu.. i
said the letters.. he didnt know what it meant

<oz0n3> ;p
--> August8th ([email protected]) has joined #thisChan
<-- August8th has quit (QUIT: )
<Hacky> well. that was productive
<oz0n3> we know there's a party on aug 8
<Twilight> lmao
<oz0n3> just not where

<eggs_> yay, kernel is compiling now
<Befw11s4> i like to compile kernals
<eggs_> its really not that exciting
<eggs_> The exciting part is seeing whether your computer
still boots afterwards :P

<mattym15> will pressing ctrl alt delete twice improve my d/l
speeds ?

<TheGreyOne> I say you dyke it out
<TheGreyOne> I mean duke
<TheGreyOne> oh shit

<punkomatic> so i saw superman last nite...not only did it
suck, but it was super predictable and super emotionless.
<youSuck> Well of course it was emotionless. if superman
showed his super feelings, he'd be emo-man
<youSuck> lol "I'm EmoMan! my tears of Justice will destroy
you!"

* Admiral_Justin shoves vex into /dev/null
* Vex Quit (Connection reset by peer)

<Coota> Hmmm... I'm in a dilemma. I'm in love with accents,
especially British ones, but I don't like fat girls. Now, the
girl who wants to make out with me *does* have an accent, but
she is a little overweight... what to do...
<PatPandaHat> make her exercise before you'll make out with
her.
<Coota> Pat: Hee. Tell her I have a minimum PFT score
requirement before I make out with a girl? ;)
<Darien> tell her it's a religious thing
<PatPandaHat> "Sorry, I don't do pork unless it's lean."

<Fryth> What is ".net"? Some kind of asp development standard?
<Calrathan> Fryth, distributed computing solution by MS.
<Calrathan> in otherwords... MS can disolve computers around
the world with this stuff
<Calrathan> [distributed computing SOLUTION... har har har]

<Pigs> so our network guy is a cock smoker
<Joes_meat> I so wanna be one of those.

< Begbie> I wonder if I pester the Real Doll company long
enough, if they'll produce a midget Real Doll?

<DakotaKid> MultiAGP: Bend over, I got all the ram you need.

<Hellspawn> Does anyone know a place where i can download
Raymond E. Feists books because a) i have other things to
spend cash on. b) Have run out of said cash and c) Kazaa
doesnt have any
<Kura> eww, you would actually read that much off a screen?!
o_O
<Hellspawn> there's a great new invention - schools printers

<Excession> I'm getting seven figures. "FUCK ALL"

<L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> hey, i (illegdibly) wrote a pretty damn
good essay in class today, with no grammarical/spelling errors
to be seen
<Mr_X> CHOKE ON YOUR LIES
<L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> Mr_X : when i type i fucking spell and
wahtever all fucking bad cuz i dont give a fuck'
<Mr_X> ...

<b1u3> my sister, whos studing to be a chef, was at one of
those miracle blade conventions...she said chef tony cut like
five perefect slices off of a roast and had an orgasm
<p1rpl3> lol "oh...oh yeah...is that camera still on? ill be
right back friends...oh"

Tiger28070: see, women were just men that stayed in the cold
too long

<B|ack> I hate stupid people
<B|ack> god im so stupid.....

*** WD_40 is now known as Memory_Leak
<Memory_Leak> hmm... I could become a faulty breast
augmentation and change to Mamory_Leak

<Toxygene> wow... i feel like shit
<Toxygene> I think I finally caught the flu going around my
office
<Toxygene> nothing quite like a small toilet, an erection and
explosive diahria