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<Spengler> this type of wankery upsets me.
<closque> as opposed to the other kind, which has quite the
opposite effect

<K34R> im not one of these grey haired freaks who flies
bitches from out of state then keeps them in a shed
<K34R> but i will be one day <3

<BenZor> ASIO hired my cat to spy on me, it goes in. it goes
out now it sits here watching me, im sure they bugged it and
they call it out every so often to change tapes :/

<deggie> I just 0wned a .jp!
<sacrine> damn you are elite :|
<eSDee> congrats
<deggie> yeah I know, can I ask you guys something?
<sacrine> do we have a choice?
<deggie> ok, how can I see what the ip address is of a site?
<eSDee> omg
<sacrine> omfg

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<Fryboy> phwoar
<Fryboy> if you're as big as your hostmask I"m sure your wife is
pleased

<Toast> WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Pentagon (news - web sites)
has
received information indicating that U.S. warplanes on Monday
might have
accidentally bombed a home for senior citizens near the Afghan
city of
Herat, a senior defense official said on Tuesday.
<Toast> *sigh*
<dert> oh god
<Toast> I guess that's what happens when you round up the
dumbest 10% of
society, give them really big bombs and let them go nuts
10,000 miles
away

<tinker> ok i can't do my man right... i try to man man and it
don't work i mean i installed from rpm by tar -RPM package.bz2
can anyone help it just crashes and says stuff to me
<soroh6> haha
<Threed> for help on doing your man, try gaysRus.com
<soroh6> he can't do his man right

[Tyr`] What The Fuck
[Tyr`] the dcc port range cant be bellow 1024?
[Tyr`] bah!
[roAm] oh god no
[roAm] god forbid you have to use ports 1024-65535

<Beesta> it's clearly time to go home
<Beesta> I just wrote "getCumming" insted of
"getCommunications"
<Beesta> *shudder*

<rizen> huge tits are not good
<rizen> but then
<rizen> I fuck guys
<rizen> so take it as you will

shaggy  I am going to pawn my computer so i will have enough
money for my cable modem

*#* Signoff: labo-rat (find / -name \*yourbase\* -exec chown
us:us {} \;)

<jent> cuz it hates you
<jent> thats what i always blame my problems on
<PC^God> unix is user friendly. It's just picky about who it
calls its friends

<bda> I need a job where I can get laid in the line of duty.
<beady> teacher?
<claws03> grade school?

<destruct> my boss just said  o/~ be a man o/~
<archon> did he say it while removing his belt?

disinfo46and2 wants to send file C:Program FilesEvan's
StuffStuffMR. BUNGLE  -  Squeeze Me Macaroni.mp3.
disinfo46and2: I wish this shit would bing or something when
it's complete
Twinblade590: Lol
disinfo46and2: Seriousy, fucking AIM is less sophisticated
than my microwave
disinfo46and2: Hell, my microwave plays a song when it's done

<ScumDog> Mexicans rock because down in Mexico they're too
poor to update any of the arcade games
<ScumDog> so all the players rock at games on 12-year-old
hardware
<ScumDog> not surprisingly, there's also a large concentration
of Double Dragon champions there

<sadsfae> why get married? just buy some woman you hate a
house

<ChanPerv> #rpgfan-teensex000!!! is a restricted channel and
may not be viewed by minors or residents of Alaska. If you are
over 18, please type /msg ChanPerv <your credit-card number>

<jrk> who the fuck would pretend to be a lawyer?
<jrk> i want to pretend to be a porn star.
<Ipsa> hey a lawyer fucks more people than a pornstar ever
will :)
<Ipsa> I fuck people all day
<jrk> true.  but you're the ron jeremy of law.
<jrk> not everyone has your prowess.

<SK> Gift certificate ^_^
<TehEnemy> heh, yeah.. did that to my sis SK LOL
<TehEnemy> handed her a Target gift card.. said "Have fun"
<SK> Was it like, a $10 one? lol
<TehEnemy> She asked "how much" I said, You'll find out when
you check out now won't ya
<TehEnemy> I think that short circuited her
<TehEnemy> Cashier: That'll be 149.99, Sis: Here's my card,
Cashier: That'll be 159.99

<zacs> wow
<zacs> my name on slashdot
<zacs> i can retire
<zacs> and live on fame alone
<iddy-h> *nod*

* CoolNo9 was in a room with 15 dba's and 1 coldfusion
developer
<CoolNo9> guess which one I was :)
<ConqSoft> CoolNo9:  The gay one?

<Cu-Ius> 'in an interview recently Keith Richards intimated
that kids should not do drugs. Keith Richards, said that kids
should not do drugs. Keith, we can't do any more drugs,
because you already fucking did them all. We have to wait
until YOU die, then smoke your ashes"

<Chrizto> this unix shit is never going to catch on at this
rate.

<Prior_Tuck> I got a guy busted during my year at eaton. he
had 6 gigs of "illegal" pron, as wel as 15 gigs of legal pron.
I turned his PC to my boss..where my boss called the police.
<CrashCat> so did he have the pr0n put into two directories,
'legal' and 'illegal'? :P
<Prior_Tuck> yes he did actually
<Prior_Tuck> he had his word docs folder and his powerpoint
folder

<niles> i just baught this kick ass afgan rug downtown
<niles> it has landmines, pistols and attack helicopters

<tyne> my life consists of 2 things
<tyne> music
<tyne> and debt

<scud> shadap i was referring to SKYLAB
<CCCP_Lord_Soth> scud has a learning center similar to skylab
only its in his basement instead of space..also its a meth lab
not a skylab

<stizan> sof2 is pretty cool, exept when it crashes to the
desktop and leaves my gamma all high, so windows blinds me and
makes me reboot, then want to kill people

<lagmagnet> I forgot I downloaded the best of the 70s disco
* lagmagnet burns out to cd to listen on the train tomorrow
<BBQ_69> "best of 70s disco"  dude, you got ripped.. there is
no such thing!
<lagmagnet> hah fuck off :) 70s disco rocks :)
<BBQ_69> yeah, but then you run out of cocaine
<lagmagnet> true
<lagmagnet> :(

RubbarDuckling: my middle eastern boss pulled me aside from
work today
RubbarDuckling: and was like
RubbarDuckling: "there are some things that are concerning me
with your work, you didnt fill the lids or the napkins...you
left the steam tables on overnight and the place could have
burned down..but most importantly...you didnt wear your
uniform"
RubbarDuckling: im like "wait  wearing a uniform is more
important than setting a building aflame....how?"
RubbarDuckling: and hes like
RubbarDuckling: "oh and yea...you need to stop being so
sarcastic."
RubbarDuckling: "and with your work you need to work
better...you know..pull your socks up!"
RubbarDuckling: and im like "what the...what??  pull my socks
up uhhh..."
RubbarDuckling: what the fuck is pull my socks up mean
RubbarDuckling: i liked how arson is 2nd on his list though

<Ron> Not all those tricks are that amazing.
<Lance> Hey, if a dog can get a server up in Korea before it
gets eaten, I'd give that a 9.

<[ric]> puddy.. but I need to live on the internet... without
p0rn I would forget what a naked woman looks like!
<[ric]> I know there are those magazine things, but hey I keep
clicking [next] and the pages don't turn!
<winmutt> ric thats scares me
* winmutt looks ric up on the sexual offender listings
<[ric]> what scares me more is that it will end up in
geekQuotes... (again.. sigh!)
<[ric]> what I would like to know is how come all my
inspirational leaps of genius, stunning breakthroughs in code
or precise observational musings don't end up in geekQuotes,
just the ones that make me look like some drunken, banter
merchant, goth obsessed nutter seem to make it!
* [ric] looks squarely in Jumper's direction, and taps his
foot...

<pimp> im going to go play with my toys now
<RiP> that means hes going to play with himself right
<pimp> no, im going to go play with my X-Men action figures

RetardedCrow: www.ragingrooster.com
Chloe Margarita: You find the oddest sites. How do you do
that?
RetardedCrow: I looked up cock.
RetardedCrow: Fights, er, cock FIGHTS

<sev> i just watched american idol for 10 minutes
* blender pastes a homo sticker on sevr
<cryptonix> do you feel robbed?
<sev> clay sang an amazing rendition of "please let your son
go down on me"

<marshmallow> i had a hard time trying to explain to mike what
the orly owl was
<marshmallow> i mean how would you describe it to someone who
hadn't heard of it
<__penguin__> the same way you describe what color is to a
blind person
<marshmallow> HAHA IT'S PURTY AND U CANT SEE IT

<Fuyutski> Canada has 32,200,000 people. :o
<Dami> And I am one of them. XD
<Fuyutski> America has 290,300,000
<Fuyutski> =o
<Dami> Fuyu: We're bigger, and we're on top. If this was
prison, they'd be our BITCH.

<pipedream> one time i pee'd on the mcdonalds restroom floor
<pipedream> but it was a "statement"

<Humbedooh> Roses are red, leaves are green, but only Java has
AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean

<Orian> Due to typing classes when I was six I have the
keyboard memorized for the most part :P
<RedComet> Ori: somebody ever told you you need a life?
<Orian> Yes quite often
<BlackMage> did you ever ask what the url was?

<Tippytoes> i have kids in the room
<Tippytoes> is it safe to look at?
<bark> i don't think they mention any words like CUNT on that
page, no
<tm> just hide it behind your anal porn

<Nago> i wonder what the chemical formula for warez is
<n[a]naki> Nago: W Ar Es
<n[a]naki> Tungsten, Argon, Einsteinium

<Jackryan2000guy> You know you've played too much soul caliber
when you get the sudden urge in the middle of a calculus test
to stand up, wave your fist and yell, "Souls! Come to me!"

<RuTaLiA> i *know* im a receptionist, but it would make my job
a lot easier if ppl wouldnt call up here

(nexxai) chali: can I flood your port?  maybe brute force my
worm through your backdoor....sniff some packets perhaps?

<Sinner_> you tell me who you want killed, and ill tell you
the girl i want the blowjob from

<[Piratez]> i had a computer security class; teacher talking
about sept. 11 bombing.. he goes.. 'you know how much
computers were lost in the bombing'....

<Perryman> my vacuum blows
<DooMStalK> Perryman: You know, a lot of people have ended up
in the hospital with embarrassing injuries because they
thought their vacuum "blows"

(adm) No definitions found for "verio", perhaps you mean:
(adm) SUX

KrazyKanuk: the canadian customs people rule
KrazyKanuk: i get to the border right, coming from the us
KrazyKanuk: and the guard asks me if i have any weapons in the
car
KrazyKanuk: im like, im CANADIAN, what do u think?
KrazyKanuk: he let me through without another word

<kidpiglet> is there such a thing as putting a "hit" on a dog
<kidpiglet> if so let me know whos avalible to do a "hit"
<Ph4nt0m> marinate a steak in antifreeze
<kidpiglet> yeah with my luck my hubby would go and cook it
for himself
<Ph4nt0m> would that be all bad? :)

HolyViper7: it could be worse :P
Ebyan: It could be better
HolyViper7: everything could be better
Ebyan: everything could be worse
HolyViper7: not oprah
HolyViper7: she cant get any worse.

<rhost> no_ana.... i miss you
<rhost> with every bullet

<@Breathe> I'd like to thank the Academy...  My parents...
Adelphia cable and the fuckwits who dug up our sidewalk...
<Vo0> thats a word i havent seen you use befoe breathe 8)
<@Breathe> "Fuckwits?"  Or "sidewalk?"

<Fury> fappathon .. wonder if i can get that registered as a
raising money thing
<Fury> "come and compete in this years annual fapathon! Raise
money to help the blind!"

<Kimmay> yeah but these are real ppl: they took me (for free)
form an XT to a 386, from a 2400 to a 14.4 from a CGA to an
EGA and from DOS 2.1 to 5.0 ALL FREE
<medic> and do these "real" people still use a UNIVAC?
<Kimmay> whats that?
<medic> your next upgrade.

(elend) now back to figuring out where my ut cd is
(elend) I've officially come to the conclusion the Ensim
WEBppliance lib took the UT disc to the local bar to get drunk
(elend) Ensim: "Hey, you want to magically vanish?" UT Disc:
"Oh I don't know...." Ensim: "It's cool, I'm a piece of shit,
I know how to get away with these things"
(elend) so right now some binary compiled code and a disc are
sitting at some bar getting wasted no doubt.
<Rustblade> then they will proceed to get laid afterwards
<Rustblade> sad thing is, the UT disc and ensim will get laid
BEFORE we ever do

* Topic is '<Bush> Dude! Wheres My War?'

<pupok> i need ritalin to make the perl bearable.

<Kackao> music sucks
<Kackao> i just listen to hip hop

<shane_work> socks go before shoes, underwear goes before
pants, condom goes before penis
<shane_work> whahoo
<nem0> ...i don't think you can put the penis on AFTER the
condom, yo

<HuKKi> and what do chicks and KFC have in common?
<HuKKi> You start with the breast - then go to the thigh then
you're left with a greasy box to stick your bone in

Mike: you don't need anything to score in college
Mike: it's like wandering around in a dark forest
Mike: eventually you hit a tree.

<comet_11> can't you just see someone using quake to learn how
to kill?
<comet_11> "...So then I ran up to him with my rocket
launcher, even though I couldn't find the quad damage
anywhere. He turned and I swear he was going to fire a slime
ball at me. I tried to strafe, but someone must have set my
mouse/keyboard combo up wrong and I turned backwards and fell
over."

ùíù WALLOP lilo:  Just for the record, having pr0n spambots is
no excuse for responding with evangelical Christian
spambots....let's show some self-control, folks 8)

<VmprHntrD> magic: the gathering of lower lifeforms

<involution> yeah, my code is so fucking clean, and looks
wicked good
<involution> but usually never works
<archimedes> same here