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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Jenna says:
what the **** is your problem?
Jenna says:
why do you always do that?

<TribGuru> How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
<TribGuru> You don't know, man.  You don't KNOW.
<TribGuru> cause you weren't THERE

<who> i can't watch brokeback mountain for the same reason i
can't watch horror movies
<who> i would scream "HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!" in the middle
of the theater

<raven> Any cat people here? I've got a problem with Nicky...
<Leth> I've been known to be handy with a wok
<Lore> Why, I'm a cat person.
<raven> I took Morgan to the vet yesterday - he was gone for a
total of 45 minutes, got two vaccs and a blood draw.
<raven> Brought him home and Nicky went BALLISTIC.
<raven> Spent the rest of the night yowling and hissing and
attacking MOrgan.
<CrazyClimber> nicky smells the hospital smells on morgan
<Lore> Yeah, I've seen that happen.
<raven> Is there anything I can do to get the hospital stink
off him, then? Pack his carrier in coffe grounds or something?
<tieboy> how about a bath
<CrazyClimber> just give it a day or so
<Lore> We tried catnip and butter, and neither worked.
<agent_orange> butter?
<agent_orange> you buttered your cat?
<Lore> Yes.
<raven> it's the best way to butter the house.
<raven> Cats are effective butter delivery units.
<Lore> We read somewhere to put butter on a cat's forehead.
<agent_orange> did the emolient facilitate insertion?
<Lore> And the other cat licks it off, and likes the first
cat, because it tastes like butter.
<Lore> As I said, it didn't work.
<agent_orange> you read sopmewhere to put butter on the cats
foreWHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING
<tieboy> rub the two cats together vigorously until they smell
like each other
<agent_orange> piss on them both at the same time
<tieboy> KITTY TASTES LIKE BUTTER
<raven> It's more fun to put tape on their feet.
<agent_orange> why not do both
<agent_orange> and then get out the handycam
<Lore> I believe what I was thinking was "Maybe it will work.
And even if it doesn't, I get to butter the cat's forehead."
<agent_orange> AFHV would *love* some footage of sticky-pawed,
freshly buttered cats trying in vain to avoid a stream of
steaming miller lite
<Samwise> You know what helps with feuding cats, Lore? Sending
me lots of cash.
<agent_orange> now, see, I read somewhere --
<agent_orange> I think it was leviticus
<agent_orange> -- that what you should do is frost them
<agent_orange> betty crocker, right out of the can
<raven> Chocolate or buttercream?
<Leth> rave: go chocolate, buttercreme isn't pareve
<CrazyClimber> you're frosting meat?
<agent_orange> and then there'a always Cat Wellington
<agent_orange> "What are you doing in the kitchen, dear?"
"Just buttering the cat, pumpkin!"
<agent_orange> "Why don't you baste the chicken while you're
at it, too, dear?" "Baste the ... *light bulb* ...Sure! Sure,
I'll 'baste the chicken'!"
<CrazyClimber> a google images search for "buttered cat"
returns a picture of isaac hayes
<agent_orange> chocolate salty cat balls

,meep> i hate the parents who go "does it wash off?"
<meep> i'm like wtf! of course it freaking washes off
<meep> it's face paint
<meep> no i am going to permanently mark your child to look
like a cat.

<Tostitos> i like my women the way i like my coffee
<Jet> Ground up and in the freezer?
<SteveTheImpermeableHamster> full of your cream?
<mistik> hawt?
<Dokterrock> What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back
of a burro?
<RaMTuFF> quiet ?
<Jet>: Colombian?
<Aimee> hot?
<Jet> From McDonalds?
<djswift2k3> Black?
<SteveTheImpermeableHamster> in a cup?
<Jet> Spilt all over your lap?
<Aimee> cheap?
<whiteboihere> strong and black?/
<Tostitos> i hate you all

<Pixistix>  I'm going to name my kids Control, Alt, and
Delete.
<Pixistix>  If they ever get to be a problem I'll just hit
them all twice
<Pixistix>  Problem solved.

<alien> theres a fly on my windowsill and it's rubbing its
hands
<TheKnife> it's contemplating
<alien> oh shit

<kperpy> then i heard my mum at the door and naturally i
panicked right, but luckily i alt+tab'd to porn and took off
my pants before she saw that i was on the microsoft website

The Fishchaser: we should tell the japaneese we found a planet
full of giant tentacle monsters and their females are somehow
little school girls
The Fishchaser: we'll be going faster than the speed of light
in a week

<Ephialtes> ugh
<Ephialtes> I.
<Ephialtes> Am.
<Ephialtes> Wet.
<Ephialtes> infact I am BEYOND wet
<Ephialtes> I am soaked
<Ephialtes> no wait, I am beyond soaked
<Ephialtes> I am drenched
<Ephialtes> and I may be beyond that
*** Ephialtes has been kicked off channel #ev3 by zambezi
(flood)

<Goat25> what is the volume of a pizza of radius z and
thickness a ?
<Goat25> answer: pi z z a

<Luigi30> someone ping flood 127.0.0.1
<Luigi30> he keeps trying to hack me
<Luigi30> nm
<Floach> This, folks, is why Mario always gets the Princess.

<ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her
ear. and whisper "i have aids", then try to keep your penis
inside of her.
<ooze> thats swedish rodeo.

<Arendra> A smiley says a thousand words
<Arendra> :-)
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<KP> the admin just came over and asked me why my desktop
looks like xp and what the hell i just did to his computer
<KP> leet hax was not an acceptable answer

<stuberg> we got home from fishos at about 3 am drank as fuck
<stuberg> drunk*
<stuberg> and decided to have this mass acid/shrooms binge
<stuberg> and we kept goin all mornin on it like trippin out
crazy and watching some chinese subtitle moviee
<stuberg> and at about 8.30 in the mornign paulie decides he
has to go to school and he actually left and walked to school
<pualat> ur friend went school on an acid/mushies trip nice
<stuberg> no no u dont get it, hes 24 and owns his own
business hes not sposed to go to school

<tHiSiSbOb> I just lost a friend... He got into a car
accident... Young people can die too. I just played starcraft
with him the other day....
<black_mage_s> Well, there is always the single player
campaign.

<-Roach-> Ah you see I wouldn't always trust Wikipedia as it
is edited by people.
<Bewildebeast> I hear Brittanica is edited by manatees.

<vortex502> 3+5
<vortex502> oops
<vortex502> thought i had the calculator prog. open

<@Lerou> Lag makes baby Jesus cry.
<@TempusRob> pssh
<@TempusRob> talk about lag
<@TempusRob> it took him 3 days to respawn

<Robohunk> A friend of mine took an exam in his French class
while on acid once. When friends asked him about it later, he
said, "I think I did pretty well. I wrote this great story
about a thunderstorm." 
<Robohunk>  
<Robohunk> The professor called him into his office soon
afterwards and showed him the test. It was a piece of paper
covered with the words "Noir noir noir, noir BLANC!!! noir
noir noir noir noir, noir noir noir BLANC!!!" over and over.

<niceboy19> i'm german
<Evilbert-> don't worry i won't mention the war
<niceboy19> what do you mean with that
<niceboy19> you just mentioned it
<Evilbert-> you started it
<niceboy19> i didn't
<Evilbert-> Yes you did! You invaded Poland!

<SaxxonPike> mmm, steak
<SLASHSPIT> you guys don't respect the environment, do you?
<SaxxonPike> I respect a good dinner
<SLASHSPIT> how can you eat that? cows are like one of the
largest contributors of methane gas
<SLASHSPIT> which contributes to global warming and stuff
<SLASHSPIT> so what are you all doing for the environment?
<SaxxonPike> I eat the fucking cows

<ebim> toz.. do her doggie style and have a laptop on her back
so you can talk to us

<Dejos> I was killed by a rabit in D&D once
<Wiser> lol
<Dejos> stupid DM
<recursive> did it have big sharp pointy teeth?
<recursive> \/\/\/\/\/
<Dejos> no! it didnt have squat.. I tripped over it and fell
off a cliff

<AdmiralPJ> I can predict things before they happen
<AdmiralPJ> yes i know
<ari> That's precognition, not telepathy
<ari> Ah, damnit...
<ari> Good one

<FBD> i had a teacher named Ms. Packman.
<FBD> so im the last day of school, i dressed up as a blue
ghost, and charged at her.
<FBD> i got suspended, starting the next year...

<apoptygma> we have a jedi council at our fucking school
<apoptygma> how gay is that?!?
<apoptygma> i actually had a kid try that wavy hand thing on
me

<raiden> Hey dude I think I left my gamecube there.
<Khaniber> You didn't.
<raiden> No I really think I did.  I've unpacked, searched my
room a few times, and I can't find it.  I have my games and
controllers, but not the cube.
<Khaniber> You've been gone for a week.  I'm quite sure I
would have noticed a large purple cube sitting in my own room!
<raiden> Well I don't have it here, which means it has to be
there.
<Khaniber> I can tell you it's not.  I spend at least 4 hours
awake in my room every day, I'm in and out of here throughout
the day.  I eat here.  I sleep here.  If it were here, I would
have seen it, and I'd be having nightmares of this purple
Borg-ish cube foating above my entertainment center saying "We
are Nintendo.  Your console features and game originality will
added to our own.  Resistance is futile"
<raiden> Just check your damn room for it!
<Khaniber> Fine!  If it'll get you to quit whining.
<raiden> yeah thanks
<Khaniber> ...
<Khaniber> Um...so when did you want to come by and pick it
up?

3:pixelsoft> GHB? Don't you go to school?
3:GHB> Today is Saturday
3:pixelsoft> It's Friday
GHB left arena

The_Fur: where do i fail again?
BadMojo: First off, you're the product of a failed abortion.
Then your mother failed to drown you properly, only enhancing
your retardation. Then you failed to develop inter-personal
skills, a sense of a humour, and functioning testicles. After
that, you completely failed to "have sex" or what I like to
call "fucking." After which, you failed to enhance your brain
to a proper level.
BadMojo: Then, you failed to make sensible arguements, failed
to make funny statements, failed to win, and invariably you
will try to shoot yourself in the skull and fail at that too,
whereupon you will accidentally shoot two house cats and a
small schoolgirl.
BadMojo: Then you will fail to make a logical case in court,
where you will fail to be found innocent, and you will go to
prison, where the only thing you will succeed at is being jail
raped and then murdered by a fatman
BadMojo: Okay, let me rephrase: you will fail to properly
protect your anus from a fatman in prison, and you will fail
to have a knife-proof head, directly resulting in your
subsequent failure to live
BadMojo: whereupon your organs will be donated to science,
where your heart will fail, killing a small child, your lungs
will fail, killing an elderly man, your liver will fail,
killing a recovering alcoholic, and your kidneys will fail,
making somebody pee everywhere

<sjh> I'm bored, someone entertain me.
* GeminiGirl hands sjh a pretty girl to play with
<sjh> What's her name?
<GeminiGIrl> candy
<sjh> Candy is a sluts name.
<GeminiGirl> um... natalie then
<sjh> I only know one Natalie, and she's a stupid bitch
<GeminiGirl> :/ my name is natalie
<sjh> Yeah, I know. You're the only Natalie I know.

<foo> Damn, more spam invading my inbox
<Aviator> Nooooobody expects the Spammer's Imposition!
<Aviator> Our two weapons are offshore servers and feeble
laws. Feeble laws and offshore servers.
<Aviator> And fake headers. Our THREE weapons are offshore
servers, feeble laws and fake headers.
<Aviator> And gulliable horny lamers. Our FOUR weapons are...
I'll come in again.
-!- Aviator [dsm@mimas] has quit [Come, Cardinal
Bigglesworth!]
-!- Aviator [dsm@mimas] has joined #chat
<foo> Riiiiiight...
* Aviator tortures foo with the comfy V14Gr/ and the soft Debt
Consolidation

(talking about a guy that worked at the world trade center)
<@PowrSlave> this poor fuck is getting divorced cuz of 9/11
<@PowrSlave> lol
<@PowrSlave> his wife filed
<@PowrSlave> he didnt go into work that morning and went to
his mistresses' house instead
<@PowrSlave> had his phone off
<nonzeRo> haha
<nonzeRo> lucky guy
<@PowrSlave> he turned it on at around 11:00 and his wife was
like "OMFG ARE YOU OKAY WHERE ARE YOUR?"
<@PowrSlave> hes like "im at the office honey. whats the
matter?"
<@PowrSlave> lol

Nameskaz: can you help me with an experiment real quick?
MarineWife021406: sure
Nameskaz: let me see you naked
MarineWife021406: no
Nameskaz: you see, these fortune cookies are bullshit
Nameskaz: "Your courage will reward you" my ass

<rizerz> A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we
<rizerz> can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another,
and have him
<rizerz> looking for work in six weeks.'
<rizerz> A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a
lung out of one
<rizerz> person, put it in another, and have him looking for
work in four weeks.'
<rizerz> A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so
advanced that we
<rizerz> can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in
another, and have
<rizerz> them both looking for work in two weeks.'
<rizerz> A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are
way behind.  We
<rizerz> took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in
the White House, and
<rizerz> now half the country is looking for work.

<Irken>:  *scared shitless*
<Minion>:  8scared shiftless8

<Conflict> my girlfriend tattooed this guy's dick last week
and when i came home i was like "how'd the tattoo go?" and she
goes "fine, except that I needed both hands so I had to hold
his cock in my mouth." i was like "thats ni-you whaaa?!??"

<Joule> I just had to explain to my father, how having two
screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.

<kolby> you know those bathrooms at football stadiums where
like a bunch of guys just stand next to each other and piss in
em?
<kolby> they had a smaller version of that in this restaraunt
and I looked up while I was taking a piss and there was a
mirror
<kolby> I started messing with my hair and I pissed all over
myself and everyone behind me had this horrified look
<Scofco> hahaha, so you were pissing in the fucking sink?
<kolby> huh?
<kolby> ...fuck

<iMike> i was just thinking of hiring a man to service my
septic system
<maff> is that the classy way to say you want to get fucked in
the ass?

<xanthes> so my gf and me were doin it vampire style right
<CommanderBob> vampire style?
<princessofpie> what?
<rhodes> wtf is vampire style?
<b00z> WHAT THE FUCK?
<xanthes> shut up and let me tell you the story
<rhodes> no, you tell us what the FUCKING HELL 'vampire style'
is
<xanthes> ...
<xanthes> look, its not important
<CommanderBob> geez
<CommanderBob> pervert
* CommanderBob has left #uncyclopedia
<b00z> i have to say im with bob on this one
* b00z has left #uncyclopedia
<rhodes> yeah
<rhodes> i don't really want to be around to hear this
* rhodes has left #uncyclopedia
<xanthes> guess its just u and me then PoP
<princessofpie> no, you stay the fuck away from me, you
fucking pervert
* princessofpie has left #uncyclopedia

<Blauw>If i die and i get reincarnated, i wish i was my
girlfriends pussy
<Argy>Why?
<Blauw>Then i would be able to see all my friends again

<royan> Soemone bluetooth'd me a picture titles Jesus.jpg the
other day. When I tried to exit the message reader, it said:
Jesus not saved. Save now?
<royan> I have God's cellphone.

<TAURiNE> i guess Dafreakzo and distressp are twins who were
seperated in the hospital
<distressp> don't fuck around
<distressp> i was adopted
<distressp> i live in constant fear of accidentally fucking a
relative

<Javin> Oh.
<Javin> My.
<Javin> God.
<Javin> We have a unit here.  It's about the size of a small
speaker.
<Javin> In big letters across the front of it, it says "DATA
DESTROYER."
<Javin> Some idiot comes into my office just now, and asks,
"hey, what is this thing?"
<Javin> I say sarcastically, "it's a DVD polisher..."
<Javin> Next thing I hear:  *GRIND GRIND GRIND* "WHAT THE
FUCK?!?!"
<Javin> Now they're pissed at ME.
<Javin> Because THEY couldn't read.
<Javin> Besides, it's not like I gave them PERMISSION to use
MY "DVD Polisher."
<Javin> I hate people.

justsara: so, i started a new job today
justsara: one of my co-workers, feels like i've known him for
years
a2so4: Where are you working now?
justsara: CSO
* sillyme has joined #random
sillyme: I had the strangest day at work.
sillyme: The new girl started today.
sillyme: Seems nice enough, but looks like a fucked-out whore.
a2so4: You work for CSO, right?
sillyme: Yeah, why?
justsara: that was me, asshole

<Mike> Kentucky Freud Chicken
<Mike> It's Mother-fuckin' good.

Mario has joined #teens
<Mario> Hi r there ne hot gurls in here
<Coolguy3432> Sorry Mario, but the Princess is in another
chatroom

<Chcherrycola>Oh shit I'm fucked
<Chcherrycola>I hid my weed in my PSP carrying case. So I get
up to go get some and I can't find it anywhere, then I realise
my little brother must have taken it with him on the plane to
Florida with my family... O_O

<CtrlAltDestroy> Here is my impression of Wikipedia.
<CtrlAltDestroy> "There are five fingers on the human hand
[citation needed]"

<ahref> GOD
<ahref> BETRAYED BY MY PHONE
<ahref> I was at school, and this hot girl started talking to
me
<ahref> And she was all like "Hey, you're not as geeky as I
thought you were"
<ahref> And I'm like "Yeah, I know. I'm actually not geeky at
all."
<ahref> And then my phone starts ringing
<ahref> And it's the FF7 victory theme

<J-dogg> Your pretty funny
<DirtyKate> I don't remember you.. but thanx
<J-dogg> Wanna cyber?
<DirtyKate> OK, but don't tell anybody (wink)
<DirtyKate> Who are you?
<J-dogg>  I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot.
<J-dogg> And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's
<DirtyKate> You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of
your car..
<J-dogg> Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's
and make an order
<DirtyKate> Haha! OK
<DirtyKate> Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just
dripping with sauce.
<J-dogg> Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa
John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials,
and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What
toppings do you want?
<DirtyKate> I want everything, baby!
<J-dogg> Is this a delivery?
<DirtyKate> Umm...Yes
<DirtyKate> So you're bringing the pizza to my house now?
Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
<J-dogg> Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and
then I'll drive to your house.
<DirtyKate> Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry
up!
<J-dogg> You can't hurry good pizza.
<J-dogg> I'm on my way now though
<DirtyKate> So you're at my front door now.
<J-dogg> How did you know?
<J-dogg> I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the
shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza
down on your coffee table.
<J-dogg> Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a
pizza oven
<DirtyKate> Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all
wet and cold. Warm me up baby
<J-dogg> So you're still in the bathroom?
<DirtyKate> Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
<J-dogg> I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and
unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey
cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage
are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my
load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the
front door....
<DirtyKate> wtf?
<DirtyKate> You perverted piece of shiat
<DirtyKate> Fuk

<BUBBLES> Shit. I need a date for a new year's eve concert.
<Nick> december 31st

<v_9> All those who believe in Telekenesis raise my hand.

[brianh] smaller boobs are cool
(Akira1) hmm
[brianh] like the kind that 8 year old girls have
[brianh] 18
[brianh] I fucking meant 18
(Akira1) hahaha

(Ike_Aran) Our health teacher told us that "1 out of 3 people
who start smoking will eventually die." The other two
apparently became immortal.

::: [email protected]> _YOU ([email protected])
~ _YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR
THIS IMMEDIATELY
::: [email protected]> _YOU ([email protected]); ...
::: [email protected]> BlueBold
([email protected]); Leaving
::: [email protected]> ic3d ([email protected]);
Leaving
::: [email protected]> CoolJeff4 ([email protected]);
Leaving

* jtal sets mode: +v
<jtal> no more talking from you young man
Mash- is now known as -WTF-_
-WTF-_ is now known as givemev
givemev is now known as plz-
plz- is now known as comon1
comon1 is now known as usux-
* usux- has quit IRC (you suck cock give me voice)
* usux- has joined #MethaneDev
* usux- has quit IRC (come on don't be a bitch)
* usux- has joined #MethaneDev
<jtal> OMFG DO YOU NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP! HOLY FUCKING SHIT
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!%!!!@!$@!)(@#
*!()@)$04812041892801392onetwoninethreesevensix

<lrvick> whoa
<lrvick> i just found a usb magstrip reader
<lrvick> i never knew i had
<lrvick> i wonder if it works like a keyboard...
<lrvick> %B4744740232448132^VICK/LANCE R^
1506101000000000087800878000000?;4744740232258132=
15061010000000000878?
<lrvick> well
<lrvick> damn
<lrvick> apparently it does
<Science> What did we just read?
<lrvick> no comment
<Science> CC info, gotcha
<ThantiK> lrvick...
<ThantiK> you swiped a VISA...
<ThantiK> 4744 is VISA start code for credit cards.
<ThantiK> A bank of america one, specifically.
<ThantiK> Might wanna change that now, lol - all of us
probably have IRC logging turned on.  You just threw your
debit card info into all of our machines.
<Science> WELL NO ONE WOULD HAVE KNOWN IF YOU HADN'T SAID IT
MAN

<crumpiano> i just discovered a revolutionary way to piss off
my neighbor
<crumpiano> i can play porn and broadcast the audio out over
the frequency of the radio station hes listening to
<crumpiano> HAHAHAHA
<crumpiano> he cant tell me to turn it down when its HIS
stereo
<MAME> you're an asshole

<classyhorse23>  I had to google "jfgi" to see what it meant.
The irony is overwhelming.

<JustinArthur> I used to surf up the interweb and IRC in
Windows 3.11 on a an AMD 80386DX 40MHz edition.
<skyfire> JA: after walking three miles through waist deep
snow, up hill, when it was -40 outside just to get to your
computer :P
<JustinArthur> Shit, back then, we had to use TCP/IP over
smoke signal protocol.
<Nikolai> Why the hell was your computer on top of a hill in
waist-deep snow? O.o
<Lorentz> Why not?
<skyfire> smoke signal protocol!?!
<skyfire> in my day, we used a log and two sticks
<JustinArthur> Yup, someone would be at the fire on the hill
with a blanket and yell out the 0s and 1s to the guy whose
turn it was to be demodulator.
<skyfire> we just pounded them out on the log with our
demodulator writing it down with charcoal
<skyfire> of course, noise was always a problem
<skyfire> lousy october gales
<skyfire> we were droping smoke packets like there was no
tomorrow
<skyfire> then we came up with the idea of broadband over
forest fire
<skyfire> that didn't work very well
<skyfire> I mean, we got the blazing speed we expected
<skyfire> unfortunately, we had a tendency to burn out the
modems =/

<Silent69> Hey did you take the $5 dollars that was sitting on
my desk the last time you were here
<Cactus> Ya, the movie we rented wasnt rewound and they called
me up saying I had to pay a stupid fee for not rewinding the
damn thing. And I was on my way back to the video store so I
might as well had paid it off.
<Silent69> Oh ok. Just wondering where it went.
<Cactus> no prob man, gtg, peace.
***Cactus has left the conversation***
<Silent69> peace
<Silent69> Wait a second,
<Silent69> WE RENTED A DVD!!!

<Kanush> it's funny, when I tell someone I'm an insomniac they
almost always say "that's odd, I fall asleep as soon as my
head hits the pillow" which is odd becuase I don't go around
telling blind people "that's odd because I can see perfectly"

* | gets lazy
* | is now known as _

<NyseriA> i just hit my hand with a hammer
<NyseriA> and the first thing i said was "SPLENDID"
<NyseriA> which made me laugh
<NyseriA> then i dropped the hammer on my foot because i was
laughing at me saying splendid instead of FUCK

<hickhut> i have to write a speech on myself tomorrow
<hickhut> so gay
<mrquin27> there is a start